Memorable Quotes from South Park: Bigger, Longer and Uncut

[GreenLantern]

This could be considered a spoiler, but I don't really know the rules concerning spoiling. So if you haven't seen the movie you might not to to continue much further.



Your still reading, why aren't you quitting?




Ok, it's not my fault if you haven't seen the movie.





If you haven't watched this movie and just don't give a nugget, you will want to after reading these.

http://www.garnersclassics.com/qsouth.htm

[idoik]

Kyle Broslofski: Hey, Mole, be careful.
Mole: Careful? Was my mother careful when she stabbed me in the heart with a clothes hanger while still in the womb?
Stan Marsh: Man, that kid is ****ed up!

[MxNecromancer]

Cartman:

Don't call me fat, you ****ing jew!
Mr. Garrison: Eric, did you just say the F-word?
Cartman: Jew?
Kyle: No, he's talking about "****". You can't say "****" in school, you ****ing fat-***!
Cartman: Why the **** not?
Mr. Garrison: Eric!
Stan: Dude, you just said "****" again!
Mr. Garrison: Stanley!
Kenny: ****!
Mr. Garrison: Kenny!
Cartman: What's the big deal? It doesn't hurt anybody. ****-****ety-****-****-****.
Mr. Garrison: How would you like to go see the school councelor?
Cartman: How would you like to suck my balls?
Mr. Garrison: What did you say?
Cartman: I'm sorry, I'm sorry. Actually, what I said was... [picks up a megaphone] HOW WOULD YOU LIKE TO SUCK MY BALLS?
Stan: Holy ****, dude.

hey look son it's the star spangled quote!