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    Roses are red, violets are blue

    Post the funniest roses are red violets are blue poems you've heard!
    Here are two that I've encountered.
    roses are red
    violets are blue
    all my base
    are belong to you
    roses are grey
    violets are grey
    i'm dead and colourblind

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    roses are red
    violets are blue
    luv me so much
    how i luv you

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    Oh and here's one from white ninja!
    roses are red
    violets are blue
    you are a bread
    i am love you

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    just here to serve beer
    roses are red
    violets are blue
    big deal.

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    pasteywhiteboy, lol, I should put it down. You're a natural born writer.

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    -1 posts per day. Huh ?
    me too me too
    Roses are red
    Violets are blue
    There's a bug on the carpet
    So give me your shoe!

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    [Sorry, I'm french]What's this "Roses are red blabla" poem supposed to be?[/Sorry, I'm french]
    Last smoke by Ilyas : yesterday at 11:45 PM.

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    What's this "Roses are red blabla" poem supposed to be?
    Its American poetry at its finest.

    Roses are red
    Violets are blue
    I'd like a sandwich
    Perhaps even two

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    it's just a really common over-used poem. It's used a lot in cartoons and stuff.


    Roses are red
    violets are blue
    I like farm animals
    moo, moo

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    roses are red
    violets are blue
    I have short term memory loss...
    roses are red
    ...

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    not bad skinny...not bad

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    came up with that on the spot. My inspiration, Finding Nemo!

    I watched it the other day!

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    Roses are red
    violets are blue
    dont touch me
    or ill sue you

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    clever.

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    Roses are red
    violets are blue
    I luv your sister
    But most def. not you!
    Last edited by RvGaTe; April 12th, 2005 at 05:49 AM.

    You can never underestimate the stupidity of the general public.

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