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    Teen Movie Forumla

    I hate teen movies with a passion, my sister is ALWAYS watching them.

    They all follow one of two specific formulas / routines:

    1) Loser / Nerd / Un-Popular / Un-Cool person (Girl or Boy) moves to a new country / state / school. Oh and they have to be really really hot, but is automatically made butt ugly by what he/she is wearing.

    2) Loser / Nerd / Un-Popular / Un-Cool person (Girl or Boy) is told to look out for the most popular kid(s) in school.

    3) Loser / Nerd / Un-Popular / Un-Cool person (Girl or Boy) gets humiliated by the most popular kid(s) in school.

    4) Loser / Nerd / Un-Popular / Un-Cool person (Girl or Boy) gains trust from people, probably humiliates him/herself again.

    5) Loser / Nerd / Un-Popular / Un-Cool person (Girl or Boy) falls in 'love' with the really popular attractive guy/girl.

    6) Loser / Nerd / Un-Popular / Un-Cool person (Girl or Boy) changes clothes and looks hot.

    7) Loser / Nerd / Un-Popular / Un-Cool person (Girl or Boy) screws over the most popular kid(s) in school.

    8) Loser / Nerd / Un-Popular / Un-Cool person (Girl or Boy) becomes the most popular kid in school.

    9) The ex-most popular kid in school is outcast, and it becomes a nice little happy ending.

    OR

    1) Almost pre-pubescent teen(s) try to get laid / screw something up.

    2) Almost pre-pubescent teen(s) find a really hot girl, who thinks they are just nerds.

    3) Almost pre-pubescent teen(s) go on some gay trip / party.

    4) Almost pre-pubescent teen(s) get laid with some skank / fix what they screwed up.

    5) Almost pre-pubescent teen(s) go home, talking to each other about some crap that is supposed to try to mean something, and what they have 'learned'.

    6) Happy ending!

    I also hate the way they are ALWAYS these stupid rich kids who live in huge houses.

    [/rant]

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    lol so true, thats why i rarely go see them hehe.

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    great stuff

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    Jerez_z Prime
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    , and once again
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    God I hate teen movies.

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    DUDE! WHERE'S MY CAR?
    Now I will have to go 40 days and 40 nights without sex!

    If I'm gonna have to I will need some american pie!
































    All of these haunt me!
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    But "Dude Where's My Car?" was actually funny. Stupid Llama!

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    yep.. WHahhahahahha
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    Yeah, it was, I just needed something to make that post funny...
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