Smacking each other around with large trouts

[Makaveli]

* Makaveli_Da_DoN slaps kirupa around a bit with a large trout*
* Makaveli_Da_DoN slaps Phil around a bit with a large trout*
* Makaveli_Da_DoN slaps dan around a bit with a large trout*
* Makaveli_Da_DoN slaps lost around a bit with a large trout*


just wanted to get an irc type feeling going on over here! :P i was gonna slap everyone in this forum but i got lazy then i didn't want to create a program or whatever taht would chg simply the names and wat not so forgive me if i didn't slap you around with a large trout :ninja: :pirate:

[eilsoe]

I didn't get slapped, w00t!! :P

[Makaveli]

* Makaveli_Da_DoN slaps eilsoe around a bit with a large trout*
* Makaveli_Da_DoN slaps rev around a bit with a large trout*
* Makaveli_Da_DoN slaps eilsoe around a bit with a large trout again*

[eilsoe]

ACK!

I got slapped! CRAP!!!



:::falls over bleeding whilst reekin' of fish:::

[telekinesis]

*dan4885 slaps the whole forum around a lot with a huge *** trout*

[eilsoe]

ROFLMAO! :P

[Makaveli]

* Makaveli_Da_DoN slaps dan around a bit with a large trout*
* Makaveli_Da_DoN slaps dan around a bit with a large trout again*
* Makaveli_Da_DoN slaps dan around a bit with a large trout again and again*

hmm...this violence against fish is getting outa control :x
* Makaveli_Da_DoN slaps dan around a bit with a large WOrM*

[eilsoe]

:::thwack:::



*ouch*

[Makaveli]

hurting defenseless fish is tottaly inhumane, but hurting tansexual worms is perfectly okay!! i mean who eats worms but plenty of people eat fish =) sorry terrortist worm :rambo:

[A large trout]

I'm sick and tired of being used in this way and treated as an inferior lifeform. The underwater revolution is reaching fruition and no-one shall be spared it's wrath. The true masters of the Earth shall claim what is rightfully theirs.

* A large trout slaps the whole forum around a bit with a white-collar worker*

[Makaveli]

reminds me when the dolphins took over sprinfield in simpsons! :P lemme guess is that lost?:P

edit: actually mdipi is the one who keeps making new accounts....so me thinks it might be him

[telekinesis]

I'll find out, he has a UK IP.....

[lostinbeta]

Why did I get slapped :(

[telekinesis]

*dan4885 slaps Phil Jayhan around a lot with a huge puffer fish*

It wasn't a trout, was it......

[telekinesis]

*dan4885 slaps Phil Jayhan around a lot with a huge porcupine*

Is that better, it's not smelly?

[eilsoe]

*eilsoe smacks Phil Jayhan around with a large turkish woman*


~nar nar :P

[lostinbeta]

*lostinbeta smacks <B>Phil Jayhan</B> around with a large biker guy*

[eilsoe]

*eilsoe smacks Phil Jayhan around with a petite turkish biker woman*

[reverendflash]

Cameron Diaz is Turkish?

Rev:elderly:

[lostinbeta]

*lostinbeta smacks Phil Jayhan around with the transvestite Cameron Diaz impersonator*

[eilsoe]

*eilsoe throws 14 Cameron Diaz's in Phil Jayhans face*



Now gimme Lucy Liu =)

[eilsoe]

I didn't slap thee... :evil:

[lostinbeta]

Me either... I <B>SMACKED</B> you :)

[Kitiara]

This reminds me of a MUD I used to use back in the old days at University called TCZ (anyone remember that?).

*Kitiara whacks everyone with the <b>Fun Noodle</b>.*
"Submit to the will of the Fun Noodle!"

Ah, happy days.

[Guig0]

Originally posted by Phil Jayhan
ouch, no more smacking please. it hurts. Not a biker guy, please.......

pretty please....

they NEVER shower...or brush their teeth.


:P :P :P :P :P :P :P :P :P

Stop it Phil! You´re killing me!!!



=)

[eilsoe]

*eilsoe slaps Phil Jayhan with the fun noodle !!*

[Guig0]

*Guig0 whacks Phil with the Fun Noodle.*
.
.
.
.
*Guig0 is sorry for Phil*
.
.
.
.
*Guig0 makes a run for his life, afraid of Phil´s revenge*



=)

[Makaveli]

MUD huh, maybe thats where they got the idea for IRC!

* Makaveli_Da_DoN slaps Kitiara with the Fun Noodle*

[fester8542]

Please nobody whack me with the fun noodle.

its just disturbing that noone stopped to question what that is before haphazzardly smashing eachother in the face with it :)

You are all in need of help

starting with you MakaVeli

:P :P :P

[eilsoe]

*eilsoe crams the fun noodle up festers nose*



~nar nar :P

[lostinbeta]

*lostinbeta takes the other side of the <B>fun noodle</B> and crams it into the <B>other nostril</B> in <B>festers nose</B>

[eilsoe]

We are soooo evil :evil:

:P

[telekinesis]

*dan4885 cuts off fester's fun noodle*

[eilsoe]

DAN!!??? :o

:P:P:P:P

LMAO...!


YOU EVIL EVIL GUY!!! :P

[telekinesis]

Too bad fester can't be an evil guy. Well he can still be evil, just not a guy. http://www.danalu.com/board/images/smiles/icon_twisted.gif

[lostinbeta]

Leave it to Dan


:P


http://www.kirupa.com/forums/smileys_files/laugh.gif http://www.kirupa.com/forums/smileys_files/laughing.gif

[telekinesis]

Hey, where did you get those smiley faces!

[NaliWarCow]

http://message.tusclan.com/non-cgi/upload/monkeyrobot.jpg

[lostinbeta]

Hey Dan: These smiley are in the blue "More Smileys!" link underneith the regular smilies list in the reply screen.

It is
------------------
[smilies]

Add a Flash Footer

More Smileys!
-------------------


HAHAHA, Nali, that is funny as :beep: !!!

[h88]

Here is a direct link:

http://www.kirupa.com/forums/icons.asp

[Jubba]

Kit: What exactly made you bring up a 'fun noodle'? :evil:

[Makaveli]

*looks at Jubba's location*
You should leave your room sumtimes!!
*smacks Jubba with a healthy dose of reality* :P

[fester8542]

* fester removes fun noodle fom nose *

* steals dans fun noodle * - Sells on ebay

[telekinesis]

*dan4885 uses 'Buy-It-Now' feature to buy his fun noodle back*
*dan4885 smacks fester with a fake fun noodle for revenge*

[Jubba]

*Jubba steals all the fun noodles in the world and burns them all!*
*Jubba laughs maniacally*
*Jubba pulls out dart-gun*

[lostinbeta]

*lostinbeta grabs dart gun*
*lostinbeta destroys dart gun*
*lostinbeta grabs burning fun noodle*
*lostinbeta beats jubba down with burning fun noodle*

[Makaveli]

*laughs as remaining fun noodles BURN to ashes*
*takes out secret stash of fun noodles and sells for $5billion on ebay*
*smacks beta with $5 million bill*

[telekinesis]

*dan4885 smacks mak with his detatchable fun noodle and steals all of his fun noodles*

[lostinbeta]

*lostinbeta steals 5 million bill from mak*
*lostinbeta uses 5 million bill to make more fun noodles*
*lostinbeta uses fun noodle to smack Mak*

[Makaveli]

HRM! double teaming me huh! :evil:
*takes out fun noodles EVIL twin NOTSOFUN noodle and double smacks dan and beta*

oh btw check this out...its amazing
http://www.deviantart.com/deviation/857688

[upuaut]

hmm...

:dave quickly grabs and filettes the trout that's being passed around, cooks and eats it before it can be used on him.:

[telekinesis]

*dan4885 sees that david eat the trout, so instead he punches him in the stomach to regurgitate the trout so that is can be used for evil again*

[Makaveli]

*grabs monkey from picture and uses it for evil*



oh wait i didn't mean THAT way...i know what y'all thinking

[reverendflash]

Did I hear Gravy ?

I've got my spoon & straw...

:beam:

Rev:elderly:

[upuaut]

"dont forget the gravy."

Dan~all I can say is ... ow! :P

[Kitiara]

Kit: What exactly made you bring up a 'fun noodle'?
God knows. *checks several pages back* Ah, yes. The trout thing was reminding me of a MUD that I used to use while at University. They had this command called "noodle" which did the Fun Noodle whatsit.

The strange thing is that I never actually found out what a fun noodle is, what it's will is, and whether or not it hurts if yours is cut off by a Flasher.

Now, since you all obviously can't be trusted with aquatic or noodle products, you'll have to make do with these.

*passes round inflatable comedy hammers*

Play friendly boys.

[sintax321]

I had a Hammer like thhis once. It was called "The Junk Hammer". I used it to hity ppl in the nuts. It made a squeeky sound. So did the ppl after i hit them hahaha:P

[Kitiara]

Sintax, that's <i>evil</i>!

*<b>Kitiara</b> thwacks <b>Sintax</b> with an inflatable comedy hammer*

[sintax321]

Hey it isn't that evil. Many a time was it stolen and used against me.

[Guig0]

Originally posted by Kitiara
Sintax, that's <i>evil</i>!

*<b>Kitiara</b> thwacks <b>Sintax</b> with an inflatable comedy hammer*


He´s just drunk all the time. (see his avatar and footer) :P


BTW, what drink is that? (hope is not water, water is bad, you know.)


=)

[sintax321]

Rye and coke. Once u grow up on beer u graduate to rye. Wlecome to Canada:P

[Guig0]

*Guig0 joins Kitiara attack and thwacks Sintax drink all over his shirt with an inflatable comedy hammer*


=)

[sintax321]

HAHA thta doesn't matter. In Canada u alwasy carry an extra shirt around(we spill a lot). hey and we have free health care. It doesn't matter how hard u smack me it wont cost me a dime.

Muuuuhhhhaaaaa
:evil: :evil: :evil:

I'm invincable.

*Throws a drink on Guig0 then throws a match*

I would smack Kit but I could never hit a women.

[Guig0]

http://www.kirupa.com/forums/smileys_files/angryfire.gif* Guig0 runs like hell to the neares source of water, with the flames blazing beatifully *

Now eat this!


:evil: * Guig0 slaps Sintax on the face with his cooked bits of skin and hair *


And now Guig0 is donehttp://www.kirupa.com/forums/smileys_files/monster.gif



:P

[h88]

LOL!

[mdipi]

*mdipi throws a full grown buck through Maks window*
*mdipi takes a breather*
*mdipi runs to find a moose...*

[mdipi]

*mdipi thwacks Phil with G.W.Bush *
*mdipi brings Bush back home*
*mdipi thanks him*
*mdipi runs home with a nuke from the White House gift shop*

[sintax321]

*tries to smack mdipi with a big *** trout but can't get past all of the spam around him*

[sintax321]

Perfect
*sintax321 puts the man near mdipi's pile of spam. The guy eats the spam then mdipi*

Agin Kirupaville is saved by a 300 pound man eating trout. May we never see that punks spam again.

[Guig0]

*Guig0 can´t slap anyone with anything cause his chuckling himself to death on sintax-mdipi joke*


:P

[sintax321]

Hahaha
Man eating trout

man eating trout

both the same words yet 2 total differnt things:P

[Guig0]

*Guig0 Cracks open Sintax321 pervert-mind with the mdipi corpse*


:P

[sintax321]

pervert?

What was perverted.

[Guig0]

*Guig0 slaps himself with his own pervert-mind*



Sorry my mistake:)


:P

[sintax321]

I still don 't see anything perverted.

It could be a fish that eats ppl. or a Fat person that eats fish. Nothing perverted there.

[Guig0]

Originally posted by sintax321
Hahaha
Man eating trout

man eating trout

both the same words yet 2 total differnt things:P

if so:

*Guig0 slaps himself with his own ignorance*



=)

[sintax321]

Nobody Guig0's mind was just in the gutter for a bit thats all. We all know you are scared this will turn into another anal probe thing about Phil but it won't so don;'t worry :P

[sintax321]

U didn't mention anything about things going into your *** like alien anal probes. YOU ARE A SPY FOR THE ALIEN RACE. Kirupa's unibrow army of aliens has got to u haven't they. This one they call Phil cna't be trusted.:P

[sintax321]

Thats the alien talking isn't it:P I guess Kirupas plan invovles body snatchers.

[sintax321]

I'm dyslexic I can't really control my spelling :(

[sintax321]

I know it's a joke. I'm not really sad about it at all. haha fooled u. I'm used to it by now.:)

[sintax321]

Hahahahaha i wonder if tere really is a dog all of the time:P

Beeing dyslexic isn't just about spelling things backwards. It is defined as word blindness.

[Makaveli]

boy this thread has gotten wierd
*hops into Phil's time machine while he isn't looking*
*watches the built in tv for about 5 minutes*
*goes back into time and kills himself in order to prevent thread from ever coming into existence...oops cross that*
*instead, steals inventions from future and becomes a gazillionaire in the past..around 1900's

[Makaveli]

why ....ur so right!! bwhahaha
*stashes 300 pounds of MJ in the glove compartment ( its huge the ( time machine)) and laughs as PJ gets busted for possesion*
*returns to 1900's and being a gazillionaire*

[sintax321]

I don't think u want to do that. Phil is a time cop u know. Why else whould he have a time a machine

[Makaveli]

are you saying he has ANOTHER time machine?! oh dam.....:(
*goes back...er forward in time to warn future self to NOT frame Phil....*
*goes back to being a gazillionaire in 1900's*

[sintax321]

I think by now u guys have ruined time. THe world should be caving in on us at any time.:P

[mdipi]

*mdipi hops in the time matchine, goes to Nov. 2000, changes the ballet to say "Phil Jayhan, Suprime World Dictator-Mike DiPi,World Dictator in Training"*
*Returns as WDiT*

[sintax321]

Thats sas Phil that u know A Star Trek quote so well:P

[mdipi]

whats that supposed to mean? Its a cool quote though...

w00t 1000 posts for me and Sin! w00t! http://www.kirupa.com/forums/smileys_files/banana.gif http://www.kirupa.com/forums/smileys_files/cheers.gif

[Makaveli]

hmm....
*Mak goes into future where animal breeding is possible and breeds himself with a hawk and a lion! *
*take that you trekkies* :P

[Makaveli]

oh crap why didn't I think of that!....

*breeds himself with T-Phil and gains the T-rex's strength/power/height and Phil's brain*

edit: *and wings of teradactyl thingy*

[sintax321]

Ok ppl thats it. This just got way to wierd. Time to step away form the keyboards and juts take a break. Come back in 15 min

[Makaveli]

*uses time machine to go 15 min into future and starts typing on keyboard again*

*adds sintax genes and becomes a dyslexic T-TeraPhil

[lostinbeta]

Damn, I leave for a day and come back to this :o !!!!

*no comment*

[Makaveli]

*goes back/forward in time and gets lost of out beta * lol :P
Phil time machine was ur idea....so maybe we should go back in time to kill u
*smacks Phil with large trout*

[lostinbeta]

I don't want to be removed from Beta :(

[h88]

Okay, i just started:


*h88 slaps Makaveli_Da_DoN *

:P

[lostinbeta]

I think I am done here... I don't have the energy....LOL

[Makaveli]

*Commentators voice comes out of nowhere*
"And as Phil and Beta leave the sqaured circle, Mak is left standing alone as the victor. From beginning to end Mak displayed a determination matched by none and in the end, it was too much for the overwhelmed Phil and Beta"

Good trout fight fellas, any more takers?!

[lostinbeta]

*lostinbeta goes back in time, destroys the world, and still continues to hide in beta, being the only person left alive, and the victor!*

[Makaveli]

Originally posted by Phil Jayhan
**phil goes back in time once again and finds Makevelis father and gives him a pure plutonioum locket to keep in his pockets for good luck....**

**Mak is never born**

**phil wins again**

pj :P:P:P

OMG *smacks Phil with large trout*

i thought you guys were done :smirk:

[Makaveli]

Phil ur pure and utter evil :evil:
evil incarnate.... dam you you evil person
evilevilevilevilevilevilevilevilevilevilevilevilev ilevilevilevilevilevilevilevilevilevilevilevilevil evilevilevilevilevilevilevilevilevilevil

[lostinbeta]

Hey according to my post... you are all gone!!!!!

*lostinbeta smacks everyone with a giant trout to make sure they are down for the count*

[Makaveli]

yes we are indeed gone from YOUR UNIVERSE!
But, as you might have known by being lost in beta that there are a whole multitude of universes and we still exist in those!

PHIL IS EVIL LET IT BE KNOWN :P :P :evil:

[lostinbeta]

Oh ok, well as long as I am still in mine and no one else can exist here but me (meaning no one can smack me with anything at all!) I am happy :)

Carry on! :)

[Makaveli]

i'm afraid thats not possible, that Hawking guy is developing a way to create "wormholes" to go from one universe to another and so you are not safe in your world .....

btw HOW did you destroy the world anyways?!

[lostinbeta]

No you see, the technology is Beta is way advanced. I was able to destory all wormhole possibilities within my universe except one which I may use to get in and out as I please, but this is done through a highly encrypted password and advanced scanning devices that can only be activated by me (and I must be alive, so no killing me and using my finger prints and iris), so no one can get in.

I destroyed the world with..... a highly advanced plasma ray!

[h88]

Originally posted by Phil Jayhan
I destroyed it with a single peice of granite about the size of your thumb...

any other questions?

pj :P

how did u? :O

[Kitiara]

who made this damned time machine anyways? it has ruined life as we know it...
Look, it's nothing to do with me. I just gave you all comedy hammers. You guys did the whole Time Machine and destroying the fabric of space/time as we know it...

[upuaut]

:uses trout to fix beta making it omega:

beta no longer exists leaving lost truely lost.

:Takes time machine, goes back in time 3 seconds, places time machine inside time machine, sets controls for 1 second before the big bang.:

time machine no longer exists :)

:Slaps Kit with tuna because the trout is all ****ed up from being slapped around so much.:

[eilsoe]

Tender Trout! Yum yum :P

[Kitiara]

Tuna?!? How come I'm the only one that gets clobbered with a bleedin' tuna? :)

[upuaut]

cause it was the next fish on the top of the pile. :P

[Kitiara]

Doh!

Who thought up this fish whacking thread anyway? It is beginning to remind me of the Monty Python Fish Slapping Dance...

[mdipi]

*mdipi smacks everyone with a ***e ugle, multiple times*

*mdipi finds beta and gets lost unlost, that way MDIPI rules beta!*

[lostinbeta]

Why is everyone picking on me! All I want is to be left alone in Beta!!! :*( :*( :*(

Mdipi: You could never handle living in Beta :evil:

[lostinbeta]

Thanks Phil!!!!!!!!!!!

:)


Take that Mdipi :evil:

[Guig0]

::smell of barbecue is in the air, Guig0 is coming back from his 10th degree burning treatment::

Sintax123: you can run but you can hide!

:in the meantime:

*Guig0 throws his mixture of burning balm with deteriored skin goo in the eyes of lostinbeta and Phil Jayhan, and now they´re blind!*

That will teach you guys not to beat a helpless spammer!



=)

[lostinbeta]

I don't care if I am blind, as long as I am alone to rule the emptiness that is Beta :)

[lostinbeta]

*lostinbeta and Phil continue conferring*

[telekinesis]

Are you guys on an acid trip.....lol :P

[lostinbeta]

mmmmwwwwwaaaahahahahahhahaha :evil:

[mdipi]

guig0+me=terror! note:names may be skrewed up...

http://www.geocities.com/mdipi2k2/chuckieLost.txt

[mdipi]

phil we posted at the same time! :P

[NaliWarCow]

For those who can't tell, thats a big giant teddy bear :).

[reverendflash]

I just wanted to step in and say...

spam :spam :spam :spam :spam :spam :spam :spam :spam :spam :spam :spam :spam :spam :spam :spam :spam :spam :spam :spam :spam :spam :spam :spam :spam :spam :spam :

Rev:elderly:

[reverendflash]

http://media.hormel.com/anm_pr/images/spam%20press%20kit/spamburgerthumb.jpg

Rev:elderly:

[Guig0]

**Guig0 makes a pact with satan to travel back in time**

::in the past::

**Guig0 steals the invunerability spray fo Phil and replace by a terrorist potion**

**Guig0 makes prays to lord for the redemption of his accuresd soul**

**God gives Guig0 the Archangel Gabriel´s flaming sword and heal all his injuries**

::in the present time::

**Guig0 has now a blessed aura of omniscience and ominpresence**

** Guig0 travels to beta and find lost damned by the terrorist potion and beat lost till lost became a pile of dust with his blessed flaming sword**

** Guig0 travels back to the known word and beat Phil till Phil begs for mercy with his blessed flaming sword**

** Guig0 leaves mdipi as second in charge of his known word-beta world kingdon**

** Guig0 enters in depression cause there is no one to match him in battle**


=)

[reverendflash]

Rev:elderly:http://media.hormel.com/anm_pr/images/spam%20press%20kit/Burns&AllenWeb.jpg

[reverendflash]

http://media.hormel.com/anm_pr/images/spam%20press%20kit/YELTSINweb.jpg

Rev:elderly:

[mdipi]

hmmm, there is a whole crappy spam site!

some one loves spam! (http://www.spam.com)

[reverendflash]

but Mike...

this is official Spam!

:P :beam:

Rev:elderly:

[reverendflash]

go ahead Phil...

dull your sawblades...


:evil: :evil: :evil:

Rev:elderly:

[reverendflash]

http://media.hormel.com/anm_pr/images/spam%20press%20kit/CupCakesweb.jpg

Spam Cupcakes!

Rev:elderly:

[mdipi]

spam is bad enough, but with frosting...ewww...

[reverendflash]

http://media.hormel.com/anm_pr/images/spam%20press%20kit/Frenchbreadpizzaweb.jpg

what would you drive to deliver:

spam frenchbread pizza

Rev:elderly:

[reverendflash]

http://media.hormel.com/anm_pr/images/spam%20press%20kit/SPAMMOBILEWEB.jpg

The Spammobile, of course!

:beam:

Rev:elderly:

[NaliWarCow]

4/6 posts (before mine) are reverend's. All 4 are spam. Who's the spammer now reverend?

[kirupa]

it's always nice to have a spam thread where people can spam :) It's kinda like a bonus question on a test that nobody can't miss. I am not spamming.....of course not hehe.

Cheers!
Kirupa :rambo:

[NaliWarCow]

So does that mean I can post 1200 times on this thread about smacking people with trouts and then get my moderator position? :)

What I wouldn't give to unban God/Allah :).

[lostinbeta]

Actually I don't think modhood comes with post count anymore.

[Makaveli]

WTF are you DOING To THIS THREAD!!! !???!!!??!!! :( :*(

[lostinbeta]

Now we have to start all over!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!


*lostinbeta smacks Rev with a giant trout*

[reverendflash]

http://media.hormel.com/anm_pr/images/spam%20press%20kit/SPAMBUILDINGWITHSIGN02web.jpg

this thread needs to go into the "Spam Museum"

Rev:elderly:

lost: thanks for the trout... I stuffed it and braised it...

MMMMMMMMMM

Rev:elderly:

[reverendflash]

To Phil:

click here (http://soundamerica.com/sounds/comedy/Monty_Python/M-Z/spam.wav)

Rev:elderly:

[NaliWarCow]

If you guys are talking about smacking each other with fish on the random forum, i'm wondering what you're smacking each other with on the mod forum.

**smacks all moderators with a trout**
**smacks the mod forum with a trout**
**smacks myself for adding to the spam**

1100 view * .05 per view = $50 out of kirupa's pocket for this thread. One of you guys better go buy 2 books to make up for that.

[reverendflash]

soundamerica.com ....

and yes, Monty Python

:beam:

Rev:elderly:

[Makaveli]

wow....spam is costly huh! :P Phil what have you been smoking these past few weeks? enquiring minds really want to know :evil:

[mdipi]

*smacks us all, exept kirupa, for coasting kirupa money with a big fat cow, then trout for desert.*

[Makaveli]

hmm yea i'm gonna take a break from the random forum....time to actually do some work from now on.... =)

[NaliWarCow]

Ya, I was kinda lying about how it costs Kirupa money, I just want the spam to stop. STOP THE SPAM.

[kirupa]

1100 view * .05 per view = $50 out of kirupa's pocket for this thread. One of you guys better go buy 2 books to make up for that.

1100 * .05 is actually $55 =) For contributing to the spam0rama, here ya go:

http://www.cusd.claremont.edu/~mrosenbl/spamcrate.gif

Cheers!
Kirupa :P

[kirupa]

of course not; hormel's spam with substance is 100% tolerated =)

[reverendflash]

I don't know why...

http://media.hormel.com/anm_pr/images/spam%20press%20kit/turkeyweb.jpg

But I immdeiately thought of you lostinbeta, when I saw this...

:beam:

Spam Turkey

:beam:

Rev:elderly:

[Guig0]

Lost?

No way man! I have to take his side on that, he´s no spammer.

But pretty much everybody that post in this thread become a spammer, so...


=)

[reverendflash]

But Phil:

this is official Spam.

Officially lifted with permission from Hormel's media kit.

See.... Official Spam...

:beam:

Rev:elderly:

[Kitiara]

Oh. My. GOD.

It's amazing what happens when you don't use a PC for an entire weekend...

[Kitiara]

**phil gets out his old smelly dead trout and smacks Kitaria with it**
*indignantly* That's positively <i>obscene</i> you know. There should be a law against this sort of thing...

[Makaveli]

Originally posted by Phil Jayhan
http://www.corpust.com/Gif/AngryCartman.gif


speaking of cartman...anyone see the new episode of the future Cartman...lol :)

[mjULTRA]

Pics removed


:trout:

[lostinbeta]

Post the one with Phil in it :beam:

[Makaveli]

Originally posted by Phil Jayhan
Mak,

Haven't seen it yet, phil us in could ya??

cheers~
pj :P

**phil smacks Kitaria with a Blue whale very hard***

doh ~ :P

*clears throat* um...that wouldn't have been...um..hmm...Moby **** now would it.....*clears throat*
and Phil its a new ep on 2nite...just wanted to see if anyone really has a time machine in which to watch all future episodes of Southpark .... :x

[Makaveli]

phil i don't understand? .....or did you just use a Sperm whale?! lol ....i'm sorry i know this is immature but its funny to me :P :evil:

[Makaveli]

boy i didn't think this thread would be so entrenched in *spam* ...
and no i dont get what ur sayin about the color

[reverendflash]

Originally posted by Phil Jayhan
but do you have any substance as Revv is actually, of all people, accusing others of spam...

watch out man...

pj :o
doh~

Hazelnut:

I'm afraid you misunderstood my previous posts... I was just adding to the spam already created in this thread, and was adding my "official spam" to the mix...

I would remember, the world is not always talking about you, specifically anyway...

:beam:

Rev:elderly:

[Guig0]

**Guig0 slaps everyone that didn´t reply to this thread yet with a large stinking trout** :trout: :trout: :trout:

[eyeinfinitude]

EG slaps Guigo back for slapping everyone else who hasn't responded to this thread. :trout: :trout:

[Guig0]

take that back: :trout:

[lostinbeta]

OLD THREAD OLD THREAD OLD THREAD!!!

:trout: :trout: :trout: :trout: :trout:

[reverendflash]

http://www.bbcamerica.com/images/genre/comedy_games/monty_python/spam_gallery/spam_kusz_simon.jpg

Revhttp://www.aulman.com/rev.gif

[Guig0]

if you not good at smacking ppl with trouts, you can spam them to :skull: if you like :P

[Marz]

AhhhHHhhHhhh!

I have been trouted!




MovieClip.prototype.troutSmack = function()
{
if(this.hitTest(_root.trout))
{
this.health -= 10;
this.evade = false;
}
else
{
this.evade = true;
}
}

guig0.troutSmack();
beta.troutSmack();
mak.troutSmack();
mdipi.troutSmack();
kit.troutSmack();

for(i=0;i<=1000;i++)
{
phil.troutSmack();
}



Figured you mgith enjoy this.

[Guig0]

good script there playa!

can you add a few extra slaps on phil :P
like a double-slap thang? :P


nice...

[Marz]

MovieClip.prototype.doubleTroutSmack = function()
{
this.hitWithTrout = true;
this.hitWithTrout = true;
}


for(i=0; i<=100000;i+=.001)
{
phil.doubleTroutSmack();
}



Enjoy :)

[Guig0]

:P

thanks ;)


take that phil:


MovieClip.prototype.doubleTroutSmack = function()
{
this.hitWithTrout = true;
this.hitWithTrout = true;
}


for(i=0; i<=100000;i+=.001)
{
phil.doubleTroutSmack();
}

:trout: + :trout:

ha :P

[Aislin]

I can't stand hot dog water.

[NaliWarCow]

* NaliWarCow slaps thoriphes around a bit with a large trout*
* NaliWarCow slaps rev around a bit with a large trout*
* NaliWarCow slaps ahmed around a bit with a large trout*
* NaliWarCow slaps Maxtrosity around a bit with a large trout*
* NaliWarCow slaps xxviii around a bit with a large trout*

[Kitiara]

Ahhh, I was wondering when this would resurface. :beam: I'd forgotton just how funny it is to read through... :)

[comicGeek]

*comicGeek slaps Soul with his double-handed-machingun-trout-eating-a-monkey-slap special and finishes it by topping him with wipped cream*

[Kitiara]

Careful, he might enjoy that... ;)

[Soul]

Hey!! No need for that random attack!

*gets arse-whooping spoon out* http://www.awhiteflame.com/spoon.gif

- Soul :s:

[senocular]

http://userpages.umbc.edu/~tmccau1/images/smilies/suspicious.gif
























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[Kitiara]

No neeeeed! :P

[mdipi]

:mdipi smacks a3 with a large trout, just for old times sake:

and i didnt know i was in that code...where has mak and guig0 gone? i miss the old days :(

[replode]

i havent been troutslapped yet!

*stands up like Boris in Goldeneye and yells "YES! I am invincible!*

EDIT: knock on wood ;)

[mdipi]

who got you replode? who? just say there name and they are gone!

[comicGeek]

Hey!! No need for that random attack!

Like I'd give you a chance to get even? Tough luck! :P

[mlk]

http://mlkdesign.online.fr/misc/kirupa/oldspam.jpg