What Would Jesus Drive???

[HaulTrash]

Yes, I'm an Atheist but do belive there was a guy name Jesus. Maybe 2 of them!http://www.boomspeed.com/angier/limo.jpg

[HaulTrash]

Or maybe...

http://www.boomspeed.com/angier/volvo_trash_truck1_sml.jpg

[Makaveli]

well maybe he would ride in a chariot of fire but his 2nd choice might be

http://www.auto-inventory.com/car.jpg

i dunno maybe he would drive a monster truck?

[fester8542]

This is an easy one:

a 1996 BMW 325is

Jet Black/Black Interior

Silver spoked rims and a system that would blow the eardurms out of common passerby's

[Jubba]

I think he would be driving one of these...

http://www.dba-pr.com/img/Cien%20Exterior.jpg

Cadillac Cien 750+ bhp
12 cyl (with the ability to turn off 6 of them when not in use to conserve fuel)

[rastaherbman]

i have to go with a 72 monte carlo candy apple green wit metalic paint chips ...... ahhhhhh i love my ride :*( :( :evil:

[mjULTRA]

jesus, being a carpenter, would drive a work truck with residual fast food trash covering the floorboards. His bumper sticker would read, 'honk if you love me' Haha

[Raydred]

I don't think Jesus would Drive anything because he is too humble and its too easy !

hehe or maybe he would drive a truck lol

I can see it now, Jesus Stuck in traffic, Gridlock...

"Why have you forsaken me lord?!"

lol




Wait.. which Jesus are we talking about? i have this friend named Jesus and he Drives a Ford Mustang . lol

[NaliWarCow]

http://www.molestedcars.com/beaters/030.jpg

Jesus would not feel pressured into buying a nice car and since he does not hold a job he would find this car in a junkyard and use it :).

[FirstClassJO]

Jesus would drive a Ford Escort...

http://images.autotrader.com/images/2002/11/20/115/747/219064282.115747886.IM1.MAIN.565x421_A.562x421.jpg

So I could drive a Ferrari. :)

http://www.ferrari.com/ferrari/images/456_m/780x490/photo_threequarter.jpg

[kirupa]

Jesus, as humble as he is, would drive nothing but the best car ever ordained by GOD himself:

http://autos.msn.com/merismus//Gallery/c441758a.jpg

http://autos.msn.com/merismus/Gallery/c439640a.jpg

Cheers!
Kirupa :beard:

[Didiusthegreat]

Pff, Alfa romeo, Porshe, Ford, Caddilac, it's al nothing compared to the newest Volvo V60 R.
That car rocks.:rambo:

http://r-images.volvocars.se/downloads/design_0_B.jpg

:elderly:

[Clayman]

http://www.sptimes.com/News/120601/photos/wk-shop-WAGON.jpg

[kirupa]

rofl!

[fester8542]

http://www.toyandtrain.com/bigwheel.jpg

[h88]

LMAO!

[Didiusthegreat]

Idem H88 :) . I already see him driving that :P :P :P

[reverendflash]

<a href="http://www.aulman.com/evoq.htm">this</a>

on the Corvette frame... 9 1/2 " shorter than the Porsche 911... 450 hp...

Rev:elderly:

[vts31]

I have a friend who knows a friend that knows jesus. so i went over to where he hangs out and took a pic of him with his ride.


http://web.me.unr.edu/hpv/images/unicycle.jpg

Jesus preferes the unicycle over cars because its healthy for environment. Sure it hurts his gonads but he doesnt really need them anyhow.


*note that it is not a regulat unicycle, its an off-road one!har har har*

[Didiusthegreat]

Yes Phil I get it! :P :P :P :P

[fester8542]

Right VTS...


Who needs gonads when you can knock up a chick from across the street :)

[morse]

lol

[vts31]

haha

[Makaveli]

i dont get it Phil

[Makaveli]

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ur not getting of this easy :P

[Alex]

Originally posted by NaliWarCowZ
http://www.molestedcars.com/beaters/030.jpg

Jesus would not feel pressured into buying a nice car and since he does not hold a job he would find this car in a junkyard and use it :).



where did you get a picture of my car??:P

[Alex]

http://www.deere.com/en_US/ProductCatalog/GT/media/images/landingpage/3215b_63187_m.jpg

everyone needs to moe their lawn right. this is his sunday drive.=)

[ahmed]

http://images.google.ca/images?hl=en&lr=&ie=UTF-8&oe=UTF-8&safe=off&q=jesus%27+car :P

who knows better than google :P

http://www.imagicwonders.com/galleries/artifice/urbanities/images/Jesus%20Car.jpg

[upuaut]

I'm with Phil, Jesus would either ride a donkey, or walk, depending upon the surface. Cars are soooooo corporate evil.

Maybe a segway.. at least that's electrical powered.
http://si.a2000.nl/images/segway.jpg

[Marz]

Ohh is that her name? Got her number too.. Segway.. Oh well.. I can dela with the name.. How you doing baby ;)

*lol*...

Well.. To put up a straight fact... This dman What would jesus drive thing is actually a "pressing" issue from middle classed people who think SUV's are evil... So they tr and state other cars other than SUV's that Jesus would drive.. And it's rather outlandish and it mocks religious beliefs..

Albeit.. Funny.. But the true purpose behind the actual post is.. DOn't buy SUV's.. I've read up on it :)

[upuaut]

I didn't see that you replied to this play..

I'd say your wrong but I really don't want to argue about this. Buy a car that does what you need it to do. If you have need of an SUV then get one and screw whatever anyone else says. Somepeople here in the country actually have good reasons to own them. It's those frellin city folk who drive around in Ford Expeditions that I ***** about.

[Marz]

No no! I love SUV's! hehe..

It's that Campaing slogan What would jesus drive.. It's a campaign against SUV's. :)

[upuaut]

ah.. well when they all start walking, I'll give up the suv :)