PurePwnage

[muffins]

PurePwnage.com is a site which will make any gamer laugh! Its got hilarious stereotypes of gamers. Well it made me laugh at least. Check it out:

http://www.purepwnage.com

Here is their description:


My roommate Jeremy is a "pro gamer" that pwns everybody. If you play video games, you have probably been pwned by him. If not, chances are you soon will be. The life of a pro gamer is often a challenge since your talents are rarely appreciated. Some say he was born before his time, others say "OMFG U PWN ROLFOLOL!!1". I'm in film school so I decided to make this show about him.
This is the story of a man who has no fear. A man with more kills than Genghis Khan. This is the story of Jeremy.

Hope you enjoy. I'd suggest 17+ for some of the stuff if your easily offended by language.

-duck

[[uber]]

hmmm.. gotta check that out...

[Ectheo]

Thank god for DSL...I'm dl-ing one of them right now.

[kirupa]

Even though I have a fast connection, I'm too apathetic to actually download one of those 100+ MB files. I'll need to see some more LOLs and ROFLs and maybe a few w00ts before I download it :beam:

[Ectheo]

I'll need to see some more LOLs and ROFLs and maybe a few w00ts before I download it :beam:

Hahahaha, lets give kirupa some w00t w00ts!!

Episode 6: Imapwnu of Azeroth

...

HAHAHAHAHAHAHA

[Prancer]

hahaha, I was wondering whether I should've made a thread about this(decieded against for this forum is for 13+(gotta watch out for us kiddies))
lol.
You have to watch the second one, that was so funny. Especially where Jeremy meets a guy, "He wants me to come over and play with his toys" hahaha great stuff.

[Ectheo]

"whats an uber-micro?!"

[Prancer]

hahahaha... ah great stuff...
"show me your micro... not bad"

[Ectheo]

Hahahahahahaa...... Do you guys think this guy is for real or is it all overly-dramatized?

I think he's for real, unfortunately...I think I've lost all hope for humanity's future...

[muffins]

"I was thinking about joining the army ya know? Like its just like an fps with better graphics. But I mean like what if I lag? I'm dead! And I heard there are like no respawn points in rl"

[Ectheo]

Hahahahaha man, this guy is awesome.

"Question 6:
I'm coming at your base with two rockvees and an ambo - you've got a Jarmen, two scorps, and a quad. What do you do?"

[Game™]

Haha! Awesome! :)

[frozenRage]

Hahahahahahaa...... Do you guys think this guy is for real or is it all overly-dramatized?

I think he's for real, unfortunately...I think I've lost all hope for humanity's future...

i here ya there man

[muffins]

Its acting...its a comedy show...

[Ectheo]

Its acting...its a comedy show...

You know, I was thinking that...But then I remembered my one friend who acts JUST LIKE THAT. All the time. So then I realized, wait, if theres one of them, there must be more!

Whether or not it's real, it's still freaking hilarious. But I think it's real.

[muffins]

Wow...it is for a FACT a show. They make merchandise...the kid who does it goes film school. Go e-mail them if you don't believe me. No offense man, but thats kinda sad that you thought thats real. :\

[Ectheo]

No offense man, but thats kinda sad that you thought thats real. :\

Go to 934 Ridge Road Newton, NJ 07860 and ask for Garrett Hamlin.

You'll see that some people are almost that bad...

[pou-pou]

"I was thinking about joining the army ya know? Like its just like an fps with better graphics. But I mean like what if I lag? I'm dead! And I heard there are like no respawn points in rl"

HAhaha :lol: That had me soo much download one :p

[petefs]

I think hardcore gamer humor is pretty funny, but I couldn't really get into pure pwnage. It was funny for approximately 5 minutes, and when the fps guy was bunny-hopping in slow motion. It's not for a lack of effort, but the guy the whole thing focuses on is just mostly unfunny to me : ) I'll probably watch the last two when I get really bored again ^_^

[muffins]

Watch episode 5. It is the best to start with. As the same with most things, watch their most recent episodes. When something first starts its kinda like beta. The most recent one would show where the show is going and most likely what style its going to stay at. The first episode of something doesn't even closely gauge the other episodes.

[Mik3]

I really like this. To me it's interesting. It's not one of those things where they throw something funny at you every 2 seconds like most of the half-arsed flash movies on the net, this is so much more like a television show, and I really like it.

[Mik3]

"Everyone walks faster with a knife."

LOL

[frozenRage]

episode 8 is out :)

[Insomn1a]

Go to 934 Ridge Road Newton, NJ 07860 and ask for Garrett Hamlin.

You'll see that some people are almost that bad...


wow, i google my address and what do i find, YOU of all people talking **** about me.

kinda sad you have to say that about me when you were exactly the same......



gee thnx.


-Garrett

[Counterproductive]

That was 2 years ago

[Seb Hughes]

Yea 2 years old, meh, they probs don't know you anymore.

[DanontheMoon]

Nice resurrection.
http://www.acceleratingfuture.com/michael/blog/images/resurrection.jpg

Amazing what you find through Google, no?

[simplistik]

wow, i google my address and what do i find, YOU of all people talking **** about me.

kinda sad you have to say that about me when you were exactly the same......



gee thnx.


-Garrett

:lol: nice... are you gonna have a RL Fragfest now!? :D ;)

[Insomn1a]

no not really,

#26
thats Max Charner of kittatinny regional high school in Newton NJ

#28
he overdramaticized the whole bit about me being a hardcore gamer, i had my spurt like everyone else, it died out once i got a job...

he was the dorky little kid that had to do things that everyone else was doing because couldn't really grasp the concept of individuality. Hence him being a gamer, to being a hardcore punk rock dude, to being a preppy....all in the same week.

If he thinks im a hardcore gamer he needs to look back and remember the time he purchased fake items in a game using RL money......

[DanontheMoon]

Welcome to the forums, anyhow. Coool Avatar/footer, btw. :thumb:

:lol: at people who spend real $ on in-game items.
Are you referring (above) to Posts #26 and #28 on this thread? :huh: