A bad day at work indeed...

[mdipi]

And you thought your day was bad? British marines training off the coast of So. Africa, a real pic!

http://www.geocities.com/mdipi2k2/bad_day.txt

[mdipi]

*bump*

[mdipi]

lol thats a good one!



http://www.geocities.com/mdipi2k2/bad_day.txt

*chreerck*GET US OUTTA HERE!*chreerk*


*chreerk*auto response from the piolt:I am away from the joystick right now, leave me a mesage and i will get back to you as soon as possible...*chreerk*

[mdipi]

LOL!

http://www.geocities.com/mdipi2k2/bad_day.txt


Hmmm...like i said Mr. i cant fit you in for a filling until at least the 25!

[telekinesis]

"The kirupa moderators send mdipi.com down the ladder to throw spam at the shark"

[bcogswell11]

Hahaha, I like Dan's!

-brad-:cowboy:

[reverendflash]

http://www.geocities.com/mdipi2k2/bad_day.txt

"We're gonna need a bigger boat!"

:: said with my best Roy Schieder voice ::

Rev:elderly:

[reverendflash]

Coming from one of the other guys in the water:

"I wanna be an <i><u>Airborne</i></u> Ranger...."

Rev :elderly:

[lostinbeta]

I like Dan's the best :)

[eilsoe]

I vote Dan too :P

[eilsoe]

Don't worry, I can't win any of these either =)

I just don't have the humour in me... *sigh*...

[eilsoe]

I think I'll go cry in a corner now... :(



no wait... is that the cheese calling me from yonder kitchen? Better go have a looksie... =)

[lostinbeta]

Is that mushy cheese Eilsoe :o

[eilsoe]

Muahahaaa!! :evil::evil:

crap, gotta go to the theatre today.. :sleep:

I'll make it later :evil:

[sintax321]

That pic isn't real i've seen it before.

[lostinbeta]

I thought it was fake from the beginning... doesn't mean it can't be captioned :P

[sintax321]

Oh i know but midpi said it was real when it is so not:)

[sintax321]

"Today on the great outdoors we will be shark fishing. We will be using a Freshly Captured Osama Bin Laden as bait. Watch as the shark is atracted to his stink" :)

[lostinbeta]

Oh, I didn't see where he said it was real. Yeah, it definitely is not though :-\

[Jubba]

4 things about the image.

1) Sharks don't generally jump out of the water.

2) They don't usually attack humans unless provoked.

3) The shape of the sharks head would not allow the shark to do anything but knock the swimmer off of the ladder. The angle of the sharks jaws put it at a disadvantage in certain instances, and this would be one of those times.

4) The shark just looks superimposed....

[lostinbeta]

Hey Jubba, I have to disagree with your first statement.

I watch a lot of discovery channel and there was this thing on sharks, and it was all about how people believed sharks don't jump out of water, but they showed scientists who study it and they got it on film that they actually do jump out of the water, sometimes getting their whole body out of water, quite amazing really.

Not trying to go against you, just stating something I saw on the discovery channel a few months ago that I thought was very interesting :)

[sintax321]

I saw that one too. The made foam seals and draged them behind a boat. A lot of the time the sharks jumped out of the water with a lot of force. SOme times there whole body was out of the water.

[lostinbeta]

YEAH!!!!!!!! WOO HOO!!! Please tell me that I am not the only one who likes to watch the discovery channel :)

That is the exact one I saw, those sharks messed those foam seals up...lol.

[eilsoe]

I love Discovery Channel :P


Especially back when they had that "Body Zone" thang running :)

Other than that, I love "Scrapheap" and every single show about future space transportation and ROBOTS!! :P



And then of course, animal Planet with their "Emergency Vets" =)

[sintax321]

It is like the only TV i watch any more. That and the simpsons

[reverendflash]

Lets not forget the "Science Channel"

and in the US... PBS! where else would we get Red Dwarf?

Network TV as a general rule sux...

Rev:elderly:

[Jubba]

Yeah, i saw that episode too. I love the discover channel (especially when they have anything about sharks and snakes on). I also watch National Geographic alot. Yes they do jump out of the water. I never said that they "don't ever jump out of the water" I just said that generally they don't. And Im pretty sure that they would not jump out of the water towards a helicopter. The sound from the rotars would probly scare it away.

[lostinbeta]

Sorry for miscontruing (sp?) your statement Jubba, but at least we found a lot of people like the discovery channel :P

[eilsoe]

AND THE SIMPSONS!!! :P:P:P

[Raydred]

What can be better than The Discovery Channel and the simpsons?

hehe =)

wait! WHAT IF...

We put THe simpsons on the DIscovery Channel..!!

Instead of "Crighty!" it'll be "d'OH!";

[Raydred]

I have a caption..

*Navy Commecial*
"Life, liberty , and Everything that.. OH MY GOD A SHARK!!"

[srydan]

my mom got it in an e-mail saying it was real...but i donno...

[Jubba]

I also got an e-mail that said if I forwarded it to 100 people, then Microsoft was going to send $100 for each person I sent it to. I also got an Instant Message saying that if I didn't send it to 20 people then AOL was going to delete my account because I wasn't using it to the capacity that they needed me to.

Don't believe anything you see.

[Raydred]

no way man, im still waiting for my Microsoft Check..

If its written then it MUST be true =) hehe jk

=)

[Jubba]

At one point when that IM was going around about AOL deleting the account, I was getting so frustrated with the people that were sending them to me, that each time I got one, I replied to the person with something to the effect of:

"ARE YOU A F***ING IDIOT!?! AOL WILL NOT DELETE YOUR ACCOUNT!! IF YOU WERE HERE I WOULD GOUGE YOUR EYES OUT WITH A RUSTY SPOON! YOU MORON! I WISH YOU WERE HERE SO I COULD RIP YOUR ARMS OFF AND BEAT YOU TO DEATH WITH THEM! I HOPE YOU DIE OF EBOLA AND ROT IN HELL YOU STUPID PIECE OF COMPUTER ILLITERATE TRASH!"

Then I blocked them. I ended up blocking 83 people from my buddy list. I was so pissed off. Every time I get a chain e-mail it makes me want to just reply back with something that says:

'This e-mail contains a deadly virus. You are now infected. If you do not recieve medical attention (or forward this e-mail to 300,000,000,000,000,000,000,000 in the next 12 seconds) in the next 2 hours you will die.'

Chances are, if they believe the microsoft and AOL one...they will believe mine.

[morse]

I'm not gunna read all of these to see if anybody has said this but... You know thats a fake picture, right?

[lostinbeta]

Ya shoulda read first :P

[morse]

haha nexttime I'll read it.

[mdipi]

i saved the image at a low quality from MS Word...if i find the e-mail i will give the original .txt if anybody wants to see it, if so just post it here and i will get around to it.


-mike