Caption this: 'Killer Tornado'

[reverendflash]

"... everything was cool, until I met my new Mother-in-law... "

Rev:elderly:

[morse]

Originally posted by Phil Jayhan

"Honey. Isn't that where your Mother used to live right over there......"

B]

"I sure hope so"

[reverendflash]

http://www.corpust.com/Gif/philnado.jpg

<b>"Toto? <i>Here</i> Toto! Toto?" </b>

::kinda feels all tingley on my skin::

Rev:elderly:

[mdipi]

Run Forest, Run!

[sintax321]

"Tornados: When the world has to many traylor parks its natures way of balancing things out."

[sintax321]

When was the last time u saw a tornado that didn't head for a traylor park. its like metal to a magnet. I don't make up the laws of nature I just find them funny:P

[Kitiara]

<b>Caption</b>

Although this was turning out to be a pretty bad day for Dave, on the plus side he was about to receive the biggest blow job of his life..."

[sintax321]

HAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH AHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA HA

*cough**cough**cough*

HAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH AHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA HA

Very funny:P

[Kitiara]

*grins*

Can I get away with saying that? :)

[sintax321]

Yes, yes u can. It seems like a comment out of a farside cartoon or something. Very funny:P

[reverendflash]

LOL! :P

I think I just swallowed my tongue... :x

lol

Rev:elderly:

[telekinesis]

Kit, I can't believe I just heard a girl say that! But you know what, I'm sitting here still laughing about it cause its soo damn funny, good thinking you devil you!

[sintax321]

I agree kits was the best. very funny:P

[Kitiara]

Thank you very much. :)

I just couldn't resist that one I'm afraid. And to quickly clear up any potential confusion, I wasn't referring to the Dave on here, but one with whom I work. He happened to be pasing by at the time and I nicked his name. :)

[upuaut]

well, as a dave, I have to say that I like that very much. roflmao!!

somehow though.. I don't think that I WANT a blow job from something that has the force to send a pencil through a 2by4. I think that might hurt a lot. :)

(the real question is, why did Kit think of Blowjobs and Dave at the same time... hmmm?? I don't buy that 'dave I work with' line, personaly;))

[h88]

[off topic]

Hey reverendflash,

stop duplicating that woman, PLS

[/off topic]

[upuaut]

eh.. I really want head from the London angel anyway.. not Kit. (slapping self for revealing cartoon fetish)

[Kitiara]

(the real question is, why did Kit think of Blowjobs and Dave at the same time... hmmm?? I don't buy that 'dave I work with' line, personaly;))

I swear to you, I'm on the level here! :)

[upuaut]

sure sure.

so tell me, does you're boyfriend know that you think about blow jobs and the Dave from work? rofl

[Kitiara]

*EEP*

I think it would be best if he didn't know about this. Tell me, are you open to bribery? :)

[upuaut]

depends upon what's offered. ROFLMAO

ok.. now this is entirely your fault Kit. YOU tossed my mind in the gutter with your caption. I'm going to shut up now and do my work.

[upuaut]

thought of another valid question.

does david's fiance know that he thinks about bj's and cartoon characters? :)


the answer is yes.. not sure if she's gonna put me in an institution for it, or dress up as Lara Croft for my birthday. Probebly both. lol

[thoriphes]

"...so the salesman told me it worked like a tornado, but i didn't think he was serious..."

[upuaut]

damn.. I was thinking of something like that, but couldn't figure out how to word it. Didn't know if anyone knew what a wirlwind cleaner was. (I own one. They are great)

[reverendflash]

I was trying to fit something in with the "Mr. Clean" guy...

you know, the white tornado...

or am I talking about something nobody remembers...

Rev:elderly:

[thoriphes]

hehe, dave, that's exactly what i was thinking of.

[reverendflash]

I knew you'd be old enuf to remember Phil...

:elderly:

Rev:elderly:

[upuaut]

ahh.. no I do remember that. I was refering to my Wirlwind Vacume cleaner though

[reverendflash]

White tornado...

Bald white guy, earring, white t-shirt, nasty smile, very neat...

No, Yes?

Rev:elderly:

[lostinbeta]

I know the Mr. Clean guy.....

Mr. Clean gets rid of dirt and grime and grease in just a minute. Mr. Clean is stronger longer 'cause there's ultra power in it.

And I know the whirlwind cleaner.

[reverendflash]

lostinbeta...

you know too much...

=) =) =)

Rev:elderly:

[lostinbeta]

I know too much useless info mainly.
:P

[reverendflash]

info is power...

=)

if for nothing else.. to woo women...

:P

Rev:elderly:

[lostinbeta]

lol.

And thanks to raydred, I now know (but not memorized) the first 10,000 digits of PI....lol.

[reverendflash]

for those times when it is important to be <i>real</i> precise...

lol

Rev:elderly:

[lostinbeta]

If you ever want to be <I>real</I> precise, you can learn it too....
http://www.raydred.com/pi.php

I see you changed your footer. It now has an..... astronaut?????

[upuaut]

keep in mind that we got to the moon and we had PI incorrect.

not too many occations when you need to be that precise. :)

[lostinbeta]

Don't spoil the fun :P

[reverendflash]

Lister is now "painting" my footer...

:P

Rev:elderly:

[lostinbeta]

I sometimes worry about you rev :-\

LOL :P

[reverendflash]

only <i>sometimes</i>?

:P

Rev:elderly:

[lostinbeta]

Yeah, I can't concentrate on 2 things at once, so I have to leave out worrying about you sometimes to get other things done....lol.

[reverendflash]

It's nice to know someone is watching out for me...

at least some of the time...

:P

Rev:elderly:

[mdipi]

kit wins
!