your country's chant (sporting)

[billystar]

ENGEEERRLLAND ENGERLAND ENGERLAND!!! ENGERLANNND ENGERLAAAAAND ENGERLLLLAAAAAAAAANNNNNDDDDD!!! *pause for breath* ENGERLAAAND ENGARLAN ENGERLAAAAANND ENGERLANND EEEEEEEENNNGGGERRRRRLLLAND!!!!!!


clap clap --- clap clap clap -- --- clap clap clap clap--- ENGLAND!!!


SWWWWWiiinng Low, sweet chariot, coming forth to carry me home!!!!....


well that my country, what about yours??

[pom]

ALLEZ - LES - BLEUS!!! ALLEZ - LES - BLEUS!!! ALLEZ - LES - BLEUS!!! ALLEZ - LES - BLEUS!!!
ALLEZ LES BLEUS!!! ON EST TOUS ENSEMBLEUUUUUUU!!!
C'EST LE GRAND JEU! LA FRANCE EST DEBUUUUUUUUU!!!
NOTRE PASSION, TOUJOURS NOUS RASSEMBLEUUUUU!!!
ALLEZ LES BLEUS, ON EST TUS AVEC VUUUUUUUU!!!!

*clap for half an hour*

I'm sure you can guess which country I'm from :beam:

[Beddoes]

I'd rather sha.g a sheep than wear a rose

go on have a guess
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even tho it says by there

[RabBell]

we hate Jimmy Hill, he's a p***, he's a p***

sung by Scots the world over :)

[keljnr]

arghhh, Jimmy Hill.....LEGEND!!

[fester8542]

yankees suck! yankees suck! yankees suck! yankees suck! yankees suck!yankees suck!yankees suck! yankees suck! yankees suck! yankees suck! yankees suck!yankees suck! yankees suck!yankees suck! yankees suck! yankees suck! yankees suck! yankees suck!yankees suck!yankees suck! yankees suck! yankees suck! yankees suck! yankees suck!yankees suck! yankees suck!yankees suck! yankees suck! yankees suck! yankees suck! yankees suck!yankees suck!yankees suck! yankees suck! yankees suck! yankees suck! yankees suck!yankees suck! yankees suck!yankees suck! yankees suck! yankees suck! yankees suck! yankees suck!yankees suck!yankees suck! yankees suck! yankees suck! yankees suck! yankees suck!yankees suck! yankees suck!yankees suck! yankees suck! yankees suck! yankees suck! yankees suck!yankees suck!yankees suck! yankees suck! yankees suck! yankees suck! yankees suck!yankees suck! yankees suck!yankees suck! yankees suck! yankees suck! yankees suck! yankees suck!yankees suck!yankees suck! yankees suck! yankees suck! yankees suck! yankees suck!yankees suck! yankees suck!yankees suck! yankees suck! yankees suck! yankees suck! yankees suck!yankees suck!yankees suck! yankees suck! yankees suck! yankees suck! yankees suck!yankees suck! yankees suck!yankees suck! yankees suck! yankees suck! yankees suck! yankees suck!yankees suck!yankees suck! yankees suck! yankees suck! yankees suck! yankees suck!yankees suck! yankees suck!yankees suck! yankees suck! yankees suck! yankees suck! yankees suck!yankees suck!yankees suck! yankees suck! yankees suck! yankees suck! yankees suck!yankees suck! yankees suck!yankees suck! yankees suck! yankees suck! yankees suck! yankees suck!yankees suck!yankees suck! yankees suck! yankees suck! yankees suck! yankees suck!yankees suck! yankees suck!yankees suck! yankees suck! yankees suck! yankees suck! yankees suck!yankees suck!yankees suck! yankees suck! yankees suck! yankees suck! yankees suck!yankees suck! yankees suck!yankees suck! yankees suck! yankees suck! yankees suck! yankees suck!yankees suck!yankees suck! yankees suck! yankees suck! yankees suck! yankees suck!yankees suck! yankees suck!yankees suck! yankees suck! yankees suck! yankees suck! yankees suck!yankees suck!yankees suck! yankees suck! yankees suck! yankees suck! yankees suck!yankees suck! yankees suck!yankees suck! yankees suck! yankees suck! yankees suck! yankees suck!yankees suck!yankees suck! yankees suck! yankees suck! yankees suck! yankees suck!yankees suck! yankees suck!yankees suck! yankees suck! yankees suck! yankees suck! yankees suck!yankees suck!yankees suck! yankees suck! yankees suck! yankees suck! yankees suck!yankees suck! yankees suck!yankees suck! yankees suck! yankees suck! yankees suck! yankees suck!yankees suck!yankees suck! yankees suck! yankees suck! yankees suck! yankees suck!yankees suck! yankees suck!

[Ectheo]

yankees suck! .......yankees suck! yankees suck! yankees suck! yankees suck! yankees suck!yankees suck! yankees suck! HAHAHAHAHOAhoshahoAHOhoaHohAOhoAHoHOHAOAHoAHoHAoHA OhAOho
AHoAHahohAoHAooAHoAH........AHohaoHAOAhAoAHOAHoHAo HAoHOAHOAho
AHioahoahoHAOAhAoHAOHAOHOHAoAHOHAoHAoOAHA!!!!!!

Thats great. I reckon you hate the Yankees......That World Series last year must've pissed you guys off....

EDIT: I think it was a bit too long to fully quote.

[fester8542]

Thats great. I reckon you hate the Yankees......That World Series last year must've pissed you guys off....


You have no idea.

Last year was tough bro.

[El_Thierro]

I have absolutely no idea.

Allééé de Beeeeeeeelgeueueueueueueuh, alléééé de Beeeeeeeelgeueueueueueueuh, aaaaalleéééé aaaaalleéééé aaaaallleéééé! *clap clap* Allééé de Beeeeeeeelgeueueueueueueuh, alléééé de Beeeeeeeelgeueueueueueueuh, aaaaalleéééé aaaaalleéééé aaaaallleéééé! *clap clap clap*

plus add in some random clapping while singing.

Voets, any other ideas?

[Voetsjoeba]

Zieje van brûhû, zèt ju vanachtereh :D

[Krilnon]

I believe my country chants "USA, USA!" at international sporting events.

[Raydred]

I believe my country chants "USA, USA!" at international sporting events.

I think most Americans (for some reason) chants "USA" for no apparent reason.. (mindless Drones..)


But my Country (NewDredland) chants "We Will, We will Rock you!" .. thats our national Antham. =)

[El_Thierro]

Zieje van brûhû, zèt ju vanachtereh :D
LOL :lol:

Kzien tegen Bruhhe (int voetbal) :bad:

[billystar]

ok.... what is the belgian provate joke??? enlighten us!!

Lets all laugh at scotland
lets all laugh at scotland
ner ner ner ner
ner ner ner ner

*for Rab Bell*

[billystar]

oh if heskey plays for england so can i
oh if heskey plays for england so can i
oh if heskey plays 4 england
heskey plays 4 england
heskey plays 4 england
SO CAN I

*sung to she'll be coming round the mountain*

[EZEkiel]

AUSSIE!! AUSSIE!! AUSSIE!! OI!! OI!! OI!!

oh and then yell out the theme from Doctor Who.
da da da daaaaaa da HEY!!! da da da do

ohh man good old days of underage drinking come flooding back !!

[:ninja:EZEkiel:ninja:]

[berkoWitZ]

sale campeóoooooon! sale sale sale campeóooooonnn!!!
sale sale sale campeóooooonnn!!! sale sale sale campeóooooonnn!!! :love:

:kommie:

[billystar]

ok, campeon means champion....but sale??? is it something to do with 'saber'?

[DariusMonsef]

**you have to imagine rifle shots going up in the air too**
AHLALALALALALALALALALALALALA!!!!!!




(just kidding I love my middle eastern heritage)

[kirupa]

**you have to imagine rifle shots going up in the air too**
AHLALALALALALALALALALALALALA!!!!!!LOL! Reminds of a Family Guy line where Stewie is talking to a Middle Eastern guy in that episode where Peter's home is a new country altogether :P

[Skinny_T]

Aussie, Aussie, Aussie!

[Ectheo]

You have no idea.

Last year was tough bro.
I know the pain.

Just curious:What did you think when the Yankees took A-Rod? God, I semi-(take note, SEMI) like the Yankees, but when they took A-Rod, that just made me go berserk.

I know that whenever the team(or individual) I'm rooting for decides to begin to suck, and consequently loses, my chant goes something like this:

"GOD (Expletive Deleted) MOTHER (Expletive Deleted) (Expletive Deleted) (Expletive Deleted) (Expletive Deleted) (Expletive Deleted)!!!!"

Then I slump down into my chair and decide its time to go into a deep coma and hope that maybe when I wake up, the scoring will have been overturned by someone. Doesn't matter who, could be Ronald McDonald, Mother Theresa, the big fat nudist down the street, anyone.

[EZEkiel]

fat nudist down the street !! ewwwwww

[:ninja:EZEkiel:ninja:]

[love police]

"your going home in the back of a divie van" clap clap clap.. and more claping in some pattern. - refering to someone getting ejected by the cops :D

"warrrnnnieeeee... warrrnniiiieeeeeee" lol.

[RabBell]

ok.... what is the belgian provate joke??? enlighten us!!

Lets all laugh at scotland
lets all laugh at scotland
ner ner ner ner
ner ner ner ner

*for Rab Bell*

:huh:

I'm gonna try and take this in good humour as I hope it was presented however this statement, while trying to be funny, has p****d me off

but like I say I hope it wasn't intentional. :a:

[minimalistik]

Give us an A! Give us a U! Give us a S! Give us a T! Give us a R! Give us a A!Give us a L! Give us a I! Give us a A!

..... what does it spell?
AUSTRALIA!
.... i said what does it spell?
AUSTRALIA
.... i said WHAT DOES IT SPELL?!?

AUSTRALIA! (3X)

ABU SALIM!
Ya-ya! *with arab bongos* :)

[billystar]

awwwww Rab, i meant it in good humour! i know you scots like to poke fun at yourselves as much as us anglos... :smirk:

[[Legoman]]

It's all in fun, and in that spirit, I've composed a little ditty for a certain jug-eared cheeky chappy, you all know the tune

There's only one Wayne Rooney
Looks like the sloth from the Goonies
He's a nice young man
But he'd f*ck your gran
Walking in a Rooney wonderland

[RabBell]

awwwww Rab, i meant it in good humour! i know you scots like to poke fun at yourselves as much as us anglos... :smirk:

fair enough :)

[billystar]

:lol: yeah, Wayne is a perfect example of the kind of prat we seem to be producing in england..

a Day in the Life of Wayne Rooney...


pie
chips
wash + shave?....naaah
football
more pie
tattoo
bling
football again?....naaaahh.....PROSSIES!!

oh and Google 'emile heskey falls over' always makes me laugh

[λ]

Just for you minimalistik:


<_kr4m3r> so many ****ing criminals, its bull****
<foniks`> heh, if we sent all the criminals to some empty continent and just left them there to die
<foniks`> and showed up like 50yrs later like, "sup?"
<foniks`> whatd u think they'd say?
<FoSZoR[bg]> something along the lines of, "G`Day mate"


:P

[fester8542]

I know the pain.

Just curious:What did you think when the Yankees took A-Rod? God, I semi-(take note, SEMI) like the Yankees, but when they took A-Rod, that just made me go berserk.


I actually wasnt that suprised. Its the way its been for a while now. We show interest in anyone and the Yankees scoop them up first regardless of weither thay need em or not. it sucked but want anything new.

What I did like was Veritek labeling his *** a couple months ago. :thumb:

[pom]

oh if heskey plays for england so can i
oh if heskey plays for england so can i
oh if heskey plays 4 england
heskey plays 4 england
heskey plays 4 england
SO CAN I

*sung to she'll be coming round the mountain*That's a good one :D

[NeoDreamer]

In Taiwan and China, they yell "Ja Yo!" over and over at sporting events. It literally means "add oil." An English equivelent would be "play harder" I think.

[billystar]

In Taiwan and China, they yell "Ja Yo!" over and over at sporting events. It literally means "add oil." An English equivelent would be "play harder" I think.
now THAT is interesting!! in England if we want them to play harder we question their sexuality!.... :D