Never ending story: Compiled.

[BlueBoots]

{Bob goes in and out of his local bar every other day, but he never goes under. Unless of course, it's blue (Or pink) cause he's weird like that, sorta like my friend with three testicles. But then again, having three testicles isn't that weird for a guy with three eyes and six feet.
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{Bob thought he had a regular bar-tab, but it'd actually been paid off by his wife. (For services rendered to the milk-man.) The milk-man had been her highschool sweetheart, and was now father to 19.486 chickens, superhero by night and muffin-man from mid-morning to late
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{evening. The milk-man's chickens wandered the streets avoiding foxes, who hunted those poor defenseless hens. (Which ate roast chicken brains.) One day, a little boy got lost and saw the milk-man chasing a big naked swedish transvestite; who loved the smell of weed in the morning.

EDIT (Not that the little boy recognised the smell of weed, the trans-nature of the big naked man or the fact that it was morning.)

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[BlueBoots]

{ At night in the rain the swedish transvesite would dance, as onlookers stood and took photos (A kodak momment, you might say) for their loved family members; who have a love of swedish transvestites. (The ones that remove their body-hair with blowtorches and arc-welders
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{ which hurts like hell but works well.)
// that whole sequence is poetry...
Meanwhile, in Poland...
In an underground subway there was a Mighty Bean who could do many wonderful tricks! Backflips while ridding his horse! Front flips while riding on a periwinkle! But in the city of Mexico
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{ he died, in an accident while talking on AIM and MSN. That's why he crashed his tiny bike (Which had two pink ribbons and a balloon, I'll have you know) which exploded; and he fell into a
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{ giant pile of triceratops feces and half-eaten burgers.
// Big mess...
"Moron! That ruined the story that was keeping me entertained! Any mods want to travel to eat a giant mutated banana..."
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[kirupa]

Once all of these are compiled, I will add a link to this thread to the first post of the Story thread ;) It will give late-comers a chance to read about what had transpired during their absence.

[BlueBoots]

Thanks Kirupa, will do more after Wednesday (I end my course, finally, then).

Other members! Join in and Compile!

[El_Thierro]

Waw...That was a confrontation with our wackyness :crazy:

[BlueBoots]

{Whose name was Kirupa, aka underground mutant tamer; who still controls the best site in the universe. Then Stevus appeared, not knowing what or whose pants he wore. Suddenly a huge mushroom flew by }
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{ and threatened everyone's (Bob's, the Milk-Man's the little lost boy, the swedish transvestite, Stevus and of course, Kirupa.) safety. "Mushroom mushroom mushroom!" Said the rabid cheat (The Milk-man) who was eating radioactive bananas (Remember, he is a superhero by night). }
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[Lost]

LOL... thats funny.

[BlueBoots]

Yeah it is :) It's really fun to try and make the story make sense, but it's difficult too!