Any chick in the world, who do you want ?

[The_Vulcan]

Short and simple !

You can have any chick in the world, who do you want ?

Or for the ladies.

You can have any guy in the world, who do you want ?

[The_Vulcan]

I shall have the Olsen twins….


I can’t help but be greedy and 2 is better than 1…
(their a package deal right?)

[Kitiara]

No question, Kelly Jones of the Stereophonics. :love:

[GreenLantern]

What I would give for Britney Spears........

[Jubba]

my girlfriend.

(sorry not very creative, but true)

[upuaut]

yeah.... I'm with Vash. Maybe it's boring.. but I took over a decade looking for the perfect girl, and I think I've found her.

If you're just talking sex.. well then I would probebly pick a **** star or something. Someone who could teach me things in bed anyway. (of course everything I learned would just be for my fiance's benefit.. ::wink:: ::nudge:: )

[The_Vulcan]

Those 2 answers are the type of answers I would give if my girlfriend of 3+ years was sitting on my lap watching me type !

[Yeldarb]

he, my girlfriend
(she's awesome, and i look forward to spending [hopefully] the rest of my life with her :))

[upuaut]

LOL My girl is at work.

Believe me.. there is nothing worse than telling a gorgeous woman.. "sorry but I cant' let you do things to me which would make Tracy Lord's blush.. I'm taken."














and if that ever actually happens, I'll let you know how bad it is. :D

Seriously though.. I answer the same whether she's here or not. That's part of what love is about. It's knowing that I will NEVER be caught on one of those Jerry Springer "lovers caught cheating on tape." or other such nonsense. Though it at times can be painful, there is a lot of security in knowing that you're honest, loving and commited. The youts here might not realise that yet.. but it will come to you. Security is far more important than a good night in bed. I've had plenty of those, still do. When you find the right girl, others just wont cut it anymore. You're standards will be set and life will be over.

enjoy your youth. :)

[BadMagick]

this girl Melissa I know.

I think she's by far the hottest person I've ever met, in more ways than just looks.

[The_Vulcan]

So BadMagick, since you know this girl...

Whats your chances of hooking up with her ?

[upuaut]

bamb.. you know Howard Stern.. he's got a running date countdown clock in his studio which is telling him the exact time the Olsen twins turn legal. :) Every once in a while he mentions it.

[thoriphes]

Kate Beckinsale

[The_Vulcan]

Oh well…… if their not legal.....

Although this is just a hypothetical I will change my answer to:


Rachael Leigh Cook

[The_Vulcan]

Well thoriphes a man of taste !

[rere420]

I go from one extreme to the other but it would either be:

Richard Gere or Vin Diesel

[Spirit-Z3RO]

I had a girl in my dream once....
There was an ambience in the air (if I'm using that word right) and I saw here from an side angle... everthing behind her was pitch black, but the space around her was somewhat... self-illuminating. She was in a white lacey dress (alike to that of a wedding dress). Her hair was tied back, with a curly bang in front... then she looked over at me...
I've never seen anyone like her, she was in her 20's somewheres, and I have NO idea whatsoever what I'm talking about anymore :p

Anyway, her face was kinda, engraved into my mind.

Girl of my dream (literaly) maybe?

[thoriphes]

Originally posted by bamb0006
Well thoriphes a man of taste ! :love:

http://users2.ev1.net/~jemhadar/images/maelstroms_eye/me598-kate_beckinsale_003.jpg

[Soul]

Keira Knightley :love:

http://www.makeup411.com/images/beauty_breakdown/KieraKnightly.jpg

[Yeldarb]

nice one soul :) :thumb:

[fester8542]

This Chick!

http://www.silvercreek.wclark.k12.in.us/StudentWork/StudentPages/KCarney/ugly_girl.jpeg

[lunatic]

Oh, you are so sweet fester . . . :love: :love: :love: :love:

I'll be right over to give you smoochies!!

[Soul]

Originally posted by Yeldarb
nice one soul :) :thumb: Oh yeah ;) And english too ;)

[Jasninder]

ohcoz my gf..who else :P
noone else as now
OOOh Yesssss she's back !!!


any luck with you soul? :(

[fester8542]

Originally posted by lunatic
Oh, you are so sweet fester . . . :love: :love: :love: :love:

I'll be right over to give you smoochies!!

OOOO I cant wait :love: :beam:

[Kitiara]

http://www.carers.org/images/GrandPrix/Kelly%20Jones%202.jpg

:beam:

Alright, he's not English, but Welsh is close enough...

[Jasninder]

black hair..indian (north indian i meant) / maxican look ..who is he?

[Kitiara]

He's Kelly Jones from the Stereophonics. Not Indian or Mexican, just Welsh. :)

[ScriptFlipper]

Originally posted by fester8542
This Chick!

http://www.silvercreek.wclark.k12.in.us/StudentWork/StudentPages/KCarney/ugly_girl.jpeg



You can't imagine how much I'm laughing rigth now!!!!!!!!!!!
Hahahahahaaa x 1000000


EDIT: ok, maybe I should answer the question... I think demi moore is very hot. also ther's a girl in my class that I am considering dating, now that I'm single...

[asphaltcowboy]

Originally posted by Kitiara
No question, Kelly Jones of the Stereophonics. :love: yeah, he is a bit of a girl ;)

[BadMagick]

Originally posted by bamb0006
So BadMagick, since you know this girl...

Whats your chances of hooking up with her ? I dunno - we took a walk around campus last night. I refuse to get my hopes up though :-/

[BadMagick]

Soul - and Thor ... great selections :thumb:

[DariusMonsef]

The one I am totally in love with. The woman who can make me smile with only the thought of her. Look I'm getting all giggly girlish right now thinking about her. The girl who I gave my heart to and whom I will see in 17 days.

As for guys I would have to go with Brad Pitt (obviously) and maybe Ryan Phillipe.

[mdipi]

just a lil off topic, ethan is your footer counting down to wehn you will see your girl? :P

[Digigamer]

you know, you could bang the olson twins if you took them to a stage where the age of consent was 17 or lower...

www.ageofconsent.com

[The_Vulcan]

Nah for me.......
They will buy there own country and we shall live happy ever after....

I as KING shall pass the laws......

[DariusMonsef]

Yes.


Originally posted by mdipi.com
just a lil off topic, ethan is your footer counting down to wehn you will see your girl? :P


As for "bandging the olsen twins." 1. they are not that hot. Sure they are good looking girls, but they have nothing going for them that makes them any more appealing than any other disney girl, ie Lizzy McGuire, Amanda Bynes. 2. People watched these girls grow up since they were toddlers. That all makes me feel all wrong inside.

[RussianBeer]

My one and only wife; Byonce.. :D

Nah, there some girls I see on campus that ... arghh Kapolani College is famous for chicks! But I am still fuken single!

[Soul]

Originally posted by asphaltcowboy
yeah, he is a bit of a girl ;) Agreed :sure:

[DariusMonsef]

if asphalt and soul agree than by default so do i.

[The_Vulcan]

As for "bandging the olsen twins." 1. they are not that hot. Sure they are good looking girls, but they have nothing going for them that makes them any more appealing than any other disney girl,


I agree there are better looking, I think Miss Cook is much better looking….

But as for your statement EthanM ….. Oh my where do I begin !

Lets see…… UM

There's 2 off them

but wait, there's is more

There sisters !

But wait, there’s still more !

There Twins !


Need I say more !

[The_Vulcan]

Hey fester8542 I am glade you like my mum !

Here’s her number if you wanna give her a call

Call: 1900-thank-god-I-don’t-look-like-that

[DariusMonsef]

Originally posted by bamb0006

There's 2 off them

I'm a subscriber of quality over quantity.



There sisters !

Yes and that is called incest.


There Twins !

So that's not even like being with two women... they look the same?


Need I say more !

No I'm feeling ill enough.

[The_Vulcan]

** LMAO **

[DariusMonsef]

L.MAO

http://utm-notes-db2.mdacc.tmc.edu/mdacc/Resrep.nsf/0/6fee85a8d0d94088862569c8005311e9?OpenDocument

[Phat7]

LMAO hahaha! :D That's really funny Ethan :)

As for the question, I don't like that kind of talks like "If you could choose, if you had a million, if you were the king..."

In reality, there's this girl in the office, she has the most beautiful eyes I've ever seen, and she is so smart and witty, you know, makes it so interesting to talk to her, spend time with her... I want to give it a try but am afraid to face a no, which is one of the things I hate the most :sigh:

[The_Vulcan]

hmmmmm
my principles would tell me don’t start something with someone you work with, bad idea.
But more than likely my commonsense would go out the window and I would have a shot at it……

L.MOA..... trust me not to get it straight way....
I was like cool, science stuff..... Started reading and then realised there had to be more to it.....

[David]

Bamb...

They've been legal for almost 2 years in Australia.

[The_Vulcan]

How old are they then ?

I am over 18, so they would have to be 18 or over !

Unless I am wrong about the Law here....

[Phat7]

Originally posted by bamb0006
hmmmmm
my principles would tell me don’t start something with someone you work with, bad idea.
Why would it though? You know I've heard this from other people too, but I don't really get it, I mean I think of it more like a stereotype. What if she's "the one"? :sigh:

[The_Vulcan]

The question is not if she is the one, but what if she is not !

If it works out bad things can get really messy and uncomfortable at work, I know of people that have had to leave there job over failed office romances.

Personally, I say screw it and go for it…… What if she is the one ?
I would rather have to change jobs than miss out on the opportunity of finding the one.

But then I am stubborn and would be willing to end up unemployed and on the street over it.

[Kitiara]

Originally posted by asphaltcowboy
yeah, he is a bit of a girl ;) Aieeeeeeee!

No he isn't! Not at all! :stunned: How could you even contemplate saying that?! And you Soul, for agreeing! :P

Bamb, Phat - the work thing... I'd say it's OK if you don't actually work together... Same building, different office, that's cool. :)

[upuaut]

rofl.. I was wondering when you'd read that kit.

For the record.. I like welsh even better than the brits. At least if you're going to be insane you might as well go all the way. :D

[The_Vulcan]

Just so you know, I was half British….. (dam father)

But as you have noticed I’m not a winger, that’s because I paid for a blood transfusion when I was younger to get rid of that bad blood.

:D :D :D :D

[junahu]

Sure it's not original but...

[The_Vulcan]

junahu

I think you belong in this thread "Animal sex in Sweden"
http://www.kirupaforum.com/forums/showthread.php?s=&threadid=46095

:D :D :D :D

[koorb]

* cough *

http://koorb.co.uk/koorb/random/english.jpg

And on the subject of the topic, Avril Lavigne is probably one of the sexiest, hotest -not actualy in my reality grasp- women in the world! :D

[Samsonknight]

Laetitia Casta....

oops a bit big sorry!

*conversation ended*

[The_Vulcan]

Laetitia Casta.... Now she is yummy

koorb are you gonna share who Avril Lavigne is….. Or is the ignorate me gonna have to pay a trip to google ?

[Samsonknight]

Avril Lavigne a grunger chick. I fancied a girl in college that looks like her.

[thoriphes]

you don't know who avril lavigne is?

she's some punk singer out of canada. she's the one responsible for that song "Complicated".

[Samsonknight]

and too much to ask - her only best song...

I think her music is **** personally when compared with the likes of Hendrix...

...Enough has been said.

[The_Vulcan]

Sorry dudes...... Music to me is just noise !

Unless it's really main stream "Britney" I wouldn't know a thing.....

[Samsonknight]

What do you design to then? Dont you find it hard designing without music, cos I do. It helps me think creatively

[The_Vulcan]

I wouldn’t call myself a designer…. More of a programmer…..

As for where my creativity comes from….. I think it comes from me being mentally unstable.

I few branches short of a tree ! etc etc

:D :D :D :D

Funny thing about design, you either have skills or you don’t…. Sure you can go to school and learn about the principles of design… But unless you have the flare, the skill… you’ll never really be any good.

[koorb]

:te:

[koorb]

just to give you an idea of the sort of crazy hot chick she is :love:

[Laslett]

Originally posted by Soul
Keira Knightley :love:

http://www.makeup411.com/images/beauty_breakdown/KieraKnightly.jpg

OOOOOO yummy

Samantha Mathias has the lovelist smile though

[Soul]

Yummy indeed, with extra gravy

[Laslett]

How northern.

Go the whole hog and have the curry sause

MMMMMMM Kitiara Bhuna with a Keira Naan with a side order of Saag Aniston!!!!!

[BadMagick]

Originally posted by Samsonknight
I think her music is **** personally when compared with the likes of Hendrix... Are you for serious?! Dude, you can't even think about putting the two in the same arena let alone comparing them. Hendrix was the man - I think we can all agree on that, but it's not the question.

If you compare anyone else to Hendrix chances are they'll seem terrible too.

[BadMagick]

- koorb
I have the DVD :)

:thumb:

I watch it all the time

[David]

About 40 or so years too late, but Lauren Bacall

or Catherine Zeta Jones

[Laslett]

Originally posted by koorb
just to give you an idea of the sort of crazy hot chick she is :love:


yep but its all been done before. Just the same old stuff with todays topics

[Digitalosophy]

I truly am in love with her

http://www.tccandler.com/penelope_cruz_face.jpg

[koorb]

Originally posted by BadMagick
Are you for serious?! Dude, you can't even think about putting the two in the same arena let alone comparing them. Hendrix was the man - I think we can all agree on that, but it's not the question.

If you compare anyone else to Hendrix chances are they'll seem terrible too. :thumb: :thumb:

Totaly agree with that, I love so much music, some cos its fun and uplifting, some cos its emotional or significant, other stuff cos its good to jump about to and alot because it would just be a crime not to!
You cant compare real artists to each other. :mu:

BadMagick DVD gooood !! ;)

[brooklyniteOne]

Other than Stacey Dash...

da da dad a du da daaaaa...LOL Replace dude with me... and its magic! LOL

[BadMagick]

I think you guys are all just setting your goals too high.

I mean, sure I've got a chance with these ladies - but you all? I dunno if you've got what it takes :trout:

[Digitalosophy]

Originally posted by BadMagick
I think you guys are all just setting your goals too high.

I mean, sure I've got a chance with these ladies - but you all? I dunno if you've got what it takes :trout:

lol i sure don't :bad:

[The_Vulcan]

If I was to inherit all of Bill Gates and Ophra’s fortune.

Then I might have a chance !

or

If I was the last man on earth, and they were all blind.

Then I might have a chance !

:D

Nah, I carry a big stick these days to keep all the ladies at bay, got tired of them all throwing themselves at me.

[brooklyniteOne]

Dudes.. reach for the stars so if you fall, or dont quite make it you at least land in the clouds. ;)

[koorb]

if you even get that high! Sorry! nice saying. :D

[MxNecromancer]

amy lee

NOW THAT"S WHAT I"M TALKIN ABOUT!!!

http://www.evanescence.com/band/photos/images/promophoto/newmain_oct-03.jpg

[koorb]

OMG --
mXwarlord gives definitive answer, close this thred now we're done!

[Laslett]

Nah Guys I got that one pinched.


here a bone fide hottie!


;)

[koorb]

click here for a nice pic of Amy Lee (http://www.hotjokes4free.com/Amy%20Lee%20(Evanescence)/Galleries/images/amy9.jpg)

[Laslett]

does nothing

[MxNecromancer]

now that's a good pic Koorb :)

[McGiver]

The Evanesence girl is only hot with all the make up.

+agrees with Laslett. :love:

[koorb]

[no makeup] (http://www.hotjokes4free.com/Amy%20Lee%20(Evanescence)/Galleries/images/amy11.jpg)

[fester8542]

McGiver is so right man :to:

She looks like trash with no makeup.

[Digitalosophy]

Originally posted by fester8542
McGiver is so right man :to:

She looks like trash with no makeup.

indeed, she reminds me of this chick I know. Looks greatewhen all dressed up with makeup but when the makeup's off.... Everyone knows its butters!

[thoriphes]

omg, I saw this girl get on the bus the other day. she had the prettiest face and blond hair (whiter than usual), but she didn't seem like the dumblond type. I think i'm going to see her again before i head off to class. what should i do? what should i do?

[koorb]

oh come on she's fine

[Soul]

Seduce seduce!

[thoriphes]

in front of everybody? :blush:

[koorb]

thoriphes, if you like her talk to her, introduce your self.

[Soul]

Agreed Digitalosophy, Penelope really did it for me in Vanilla Sky ;)

[MxNecromancer]

Originally posted by fester8542
McGiver is so right man :to:

She looks like trash with no makeup.

well maybe it's just a bad pick of her... she must look better then that w/o make up to look so hot with it. i mean seriously make up cannot make even festers lost love look any better:

http://www.kirupaforum.com/forums/attachment.php?s=&postid=430682

[fester8542]

lol....

That hooker is so hot it hurts!

:trout:

[Laslett]

Originally posted by Soul
Agreed Digitalosophy, Penelope really did it for me in Vanilla Sky ;)



she was sweet but no so much in Blow

[Snouts]

Keira Knightley

No doubt she is well fit

[Laslett]

And she can play football!!!!

[as_clark20]

The Vulcan has taste in saying Racheal Leigh Cook, she's fine.

[SureShot]

http://www.maximonline.com/girls/mya/gm_l4.jpg
http://www.maximonline.com/girls/christina_aguilera/gm_l2.jpg
http://www.maximonline.com/girls/alyssa_milano/gm_l1.jpg
http://www.maximonline.com/girls/elisha_cuthbert_2/gm_l2.jpg
http://www.maximonline.com/girls/eliza_dushku/gm_l3.jpg

Plus a few others :)

But if I had the ultimate choice - it would most definatly by my fiancee. I love her very much :love:

[thoriphes]

elisha is really hot.

[koorb]

just have to say, what a job it would be, working as a photographer for maxim :beam:
Elisha Cuthbert .... rrrrr

[Kitiara]

I'm not convinced about Elisha Cuthbert, though I've only seen her in '24'...

[SureShot]

Kit - look at the picture... stare at it. You will soon be convinced ;)

[redViper]

http://www.gobritney.com/britney-spears-259-n64560.jpg

sorry if it stretches. lol

[koorb]

she was in Love Actually and Old School recently and her new movie the girl next door looks good too.

Now then kit, :huh: we all love you ;) but be honest,
http://rarecelebs.com/elisha-cuthbert/01.jpg

[Kitiara]

Haven't seen any of those films, so I'm still going to sit on the fence here. :)

Catherine Zeta Jones is good looking I reckon. As is Lucy Liu...

[SureShot]

Kit - you have a great taste in women :)

All mentioned are beautiful :thumb:

[koorb]

Originally posted by Kitiara
Catherine Zeta Jones is good looking I reckon. As is Lucy Liu... [/B]

certainly cant argue with you on that one

[as_clark20]

http://www.dataworks.org.uk/alysonhannigan.jpg

Oh yeah!!

[ave]

Catherine Zeta Jones is good looking I reckon

Peter stringfellow could be good looking wouldnt stop him being a twat..lol

Same goes for catherine zeta (im not welsh honest im not) jones...

to answer the post well hmm let me think...

Pat butcher from eastenders does it for me....
Ooooh or Ann widecombe ........LOL

:cop:

[koorb]

Originally posted by ave
Peter stringfellow could be good looking wouldnt stop him being a twat..lol

Same goes for catherine zeta (im not welsh honest im not) jones...

to answer the post well hmm let me think...

Pat butcher from eastenders does it for me....
Ooooh or Ann widecombe ........LOL

:cop:

I dont want to put words in people's mouth, but I think I speak for most when I say :huh:








;)

[ave]

Cmon man dont try and say Pat butchers HUGE earings and floral dresses dont do it for you to...

:P

[DariusMonsef]

Well you might not get the real people above, but some of the people mentioned have look alikes...
http://www.splitting-images.com/celebrity_list.html

I think Sly Stalone is my favorite

[fester8542]

Originally posted by EthanM
Well you might not get the real people above, but some of the people mentioned have look alikes...
http://www.splitting-images.com/celebrity_list.html

I think Sly Stalone is my favorite

Incredible link man!

I would so mistake Bruce Willis,Gibson, Madonna, Brad Pitt and deff eminem.

[SureShot]

That is a great link - aweosme! Time to waste some more time at work :)

Thanks!

[CanadianGuy]

OMG! That site sucks! I mean c'mom

http://www.splitting-images.com/images/jennifer_aniston.jpg

Jennifer Anniston....I think not!

[CanadianGuy]

Alright without looking at that look alike site tell me who does this guy look like?
http://www.splitting-images.com/MelGibson-Robert%20Mitchell.jpg

[McGiver]

lol this site is SOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO far away from being close to the originals :p

@CanadianGuy: I would say it's britney spears ;)

here a double of...errrr...Will Smith
http://www.kirupa.com/me/images/kmodpic.jpg

[RadioactveChimp]

Buffy Tyler...any day...or night?

[SureShot]

Check out Eminem, or Sarah Jessica Parker, or Jack Nicholson, or Danny Divito - they all look very close to their real life counterpart

[gh0st]

id have to say chuckie is worth the wait....just look at that million dollar smile, dirty shirt from puke stains, retarded hand (that looks like hes about to slap his chest) , handsome comb over, big blue eyes, need I say more........no but seriously....britany spears

[[Legoman]]

http://www.splitting-images.com/David****inson-Middleton.jpg
David ****inson?

Maybe in five years time when he's been living on the streets drinking cider constantly.

[[Legoman]]

Oh my god.
This will only mean something to the Brits, but I took a look at the Mr.Motivator Lookalike on that website.
He looked realistic, but I stroked my chin and thought, he's such a z-list celebrity, you'd probably be just as cheap to hire out the real one.
...I stroked my chin again, typed the "lookalike's" name in to google, only to find it was the real Mr.Motivator, now hiring himself out as a Mr. Motivator lookalike!
...

[Revee]

lol..this thread is pretty "original" to put it in better terms. I can't think of any hot movie start I'll just melt over at the moment, but if I can get ANY guy...I'll totally go with an anime or game character. I mean com'on they save the world one game at the time with their hack and slash sword and awesome magic.
My pick would be Kenshin. long red hair, a scar, and a sword...ahh.. :love:

[sigmastudio]

I have screwed them all. hehe :D

[McGiver]

Is this arnold schwarzenegger or a double? wait,...I can't tell :sure:

edit: oups, I thought the image was smaller...
so just a link

http://www.splitting-images.com/ArnoldSchu-Gary.jpg