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rere420
November 25th, 2003, 03:09 PM
This just sort of makes me laugh out loud I wish there wer pictures
:)


http://abcnews.go.com/wire/US/ap20031124_1674.html
λ
November 25th, 2003, 03:12 PM
haha... that sounds like one of those made up SimCity headlines :D
fester8542
November 25th, 2003, 03:27 PM
756 pounds of bologna arranged into the shape of a car seat and covered with blankets in a man's pickup.


Children were sitting on top of the illegal load before it was discovered

thats such a friggin riot
rere420
November 25th, 2003, 03:30 PM
I cant stop giggling over it at my desk--People are thinking there is something seriously wrong with me
fester8542
November 25th, 2003, 03:31 PM
pictures would be awesome
btw...there is something seriously wrong with you:beam:
eilsoe
November 25th, 2003, 03:32 PM
who knows if the kid's been farting all over it... eww...
rere420
November 25th, 2003, 03:37 PM
It is warm in mexico and in texas....
rere420
November 25th, 2003, 03:51 PM
If I was going to smuggle something over the border I think it would be....

Hmm..Im not sure

What would you guys smuggle?
fester8542
November 25th, 2003, 03:55 PM
drugs from mexico


electronics from asia

depends what I could make more money on for the re-sell I guess
reverendflash
November 25th, 2003, 03:59 PM
saffron...

...swallowed in balloons...

the world's most expensive spice...

$$$

JWhttp://aulman.com/rev.gif
norie
November 25th, 2003, 06:17 PM
Originally posted by rere420
If I was going to smuggle something over the border I think it would be....

Hmm..Im not sure

What would you guys smuggle?

Cubans. Tequila. Somas. My Mom.





edit: cuban cigars**
Maxtr0sity
November 25th, 2003, 07:23 PM
Top Ten Excuses of the Guy Arrested For Smuggling 750 Pounds of Bologna

10. "I wanted to get my Christmas shopping done early"

9. "Used to smuggle drugs, but now everybody's into the Atkins diet"

8. "It seemed like a good idea when I was drunk"

7. "First I get caught mailing myself in a crate and now this"

6. "Rush Limbaugh has a new addiction"

5. "If I refused, Oscar Mayer was going to kill my family"

4. "I can't bring luncheon meats across the border? What is this, Russia?"

3. "Was just a decoy for the guy smuggling 800 pounds of olive loaf"

2. "How about I give you fifty pounds of bologna to make this whole problem go away?"

1. "It was medical bologna"

Taken from The Late Show with David Letterman.

:P
nobody
November 25th, 2003, 07:49 PM
i would smuggle festive trinkits :)
mdipi
November 25th, 2003, 08:10 PM
i would smuggle. asian girls from asia....and tacos from mexico :D btw i would take some electornics from asia too :P
Maxtr0sity
November 25th, 2003, 08:24 PM
And us asians will hunt you down like the fool you are. :bad: