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reverendflash
November 16th, 2003, 01:25 PM
Sometimes when I reflect on all the beer I drink I feel ashamed. Then I look into the glass and think about the workers in the brewery and all of their hopes and dreams. If I didn't drink this beer, they might be out of work and their dreams would be shattered. I think, it is better to drink this beer and let their dreams come true than be selfish and worry about my liver.

-George Herman Ruth-

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eilsoe
November 16th, 2003, 02:15 PM
*sniff*


beautiful...
reverendflash
November 16th, 2003, 02:33 PM
I feel sorry for people who don't drink. When they wake up in the morning, that's as good as they're going to feel all day.

Lyndon Johnson

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eilsoe
November 16th, 2003, 02:37 PM
that's just phunny....
kaotic
November 16th, 2003, 02:52 PM
lol
anyone have an quotes on drinking from G.W
reverendflash
November 16th, 2003, 03:08 PM
An intelligent man is sometimes forced to be drunk to spend time with his fools.

Ernest Hemingway

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Coppertop
November 16th, 2003, 03:31 PM
Beauty is in the eye of the beerholder
-legoman(kirupamember)

That gave me such a good laugh the first time I read it.
reverendflash
November 16th, 2003, 03:33 PM
When we drink, we get drunk. When we get drunk, we fall asleep. When we fall asleep, we commit no sin. When we commit no sin, we go to heaven. So, let's all get drunk and go to heaven!

George Bernard Shaw

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kaotic
November 16th, 2003, 04:06 PM
the drinkin bones conected to the party bone the party bones connected to the stayin out all night long, she dont think its funny and youll wind up all alone, the lonelybones connected to the drinking bone
country song i heard the other day
reverendflash
November 16th, 2003, 04:13 PM
Beer is proof that God loves us and wants us to be happy.

Ben Franklin

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mdipi
November 16th, 2003, 04:39 PM
aha these are great :P
McGiver
November 16th, 2003, 04:40 PM
When I read about the evils of drinking,
I gave up reading - Henny Youngman
Coppertop
November 16th, 2003, 04:41 PM
24 hours in a day, 24 beers in a case. Coincidence?
-Stephen Wright
kaotic
November 16th, 2003, 04:43 PM
Originally posted by Coppertop
-Henny Youngman

OFN
se above :nerd:
kaotic
November 16th, 2003, 04:47 PM
i would never do boxing, it kills way to many brain cells
banrey from the simpsons as he downs a bottle of turpentine
Coppertop
November 16th, 2003, 04:52 PM
To some its a six-pack, to me it's a Support Group.
-Anon.
reverendflash
November 16th, 2003, 05:03 PM
And from thence they went to Beer: that is the well whereof the LORD spake unto Moses, Gather the people
together, and I will give them water.

Numbers|21:16


And Jotham ran away, and fled, and went to Beer, and dwelt there, for fear of Abimelech his brother.

Judges|9:21


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Jasninder
November 17th, 2003, 01:56 AM
has anyone seen the movie lockup? sylvester stallone starring in it? they have a really good poem on drinking in it, i feel it's brilliant.
fester8542
November 17th, 2003, 08:22 AM
This was the coolest thing to see on a cold November Monday morning.

ha ha

Thanks guys.
Jasninder
November 17th, 2003, 08:33 AM
If you drink, don't park. Accidents cause people.


read this on some site.