If you were a superhero/villian; what's your plan?

[DariusMonsef]

I think I would drive around and find obese people eating junk food and slap it out of their hands. I would carry a pocket stair-stepper in my utility belt/ shoulder bag and I would make them do 10-15 minutes of cardio.

[nobody]

I would become extremely short and vulnerable.

[senocular]

and dont forget your trademark saying ;)
http://www.kirupaforum.com/forums/showthread.php?s=&threadid=35539

[mdipi]

call phil and plan world domination

[BadMagick]

I think I'd be a superhero who went around castrating rapists...

I hate them, and would like to see each equally punished by having their genitals removed.

[lostinbeta]

Prevent Phil from become the world dictator. I guess that would make him my arch-nemesis :evil:

[mdipi]

you would be fighting me too, didnt you see the phone convo? hold up i will three-way you into this :thumb:

[lostinbeta]

I don't mind fighting you :bad:

And I will never 3 way with you, especially if Phil is involved :m:

[kirupa]

1. Add mlk's tutorial to the site within the next few days.

2. Extend the day by an extra 17 hours to 41.

3. Figure out why :ogre:'s eyes are red.

4. Award myself a Nobel prize in Physics, Math, and Chemistry.

5. Solve the Matrix for ultimate control of the world.

[reverendflash]

be happy, 'cause then I'd have a reason for wearing these red tights and gay green booties...

:D

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[DariusMonsef]

Rev,

It's Almost November. I think you can break out that Holiday gear now!

[Marz]

Umm... Spit out tutorials for video game programming like a mindless little drone? :beam:

[thoriphes]

I'd fight Spam and villainous spammers.

[reverendflash]

Originally posted by EthanM
Rev,

It's Almost November. I think you can break out that Holiday gear now!

whatdya mean break out?

I'm still trying to justify the silver lightning bolt going across my chest...

:D

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[McGiver]

1.destroy the gene that makes britains smell bad :P
2.Brew the best beer ever
3.rule the world (of course)
4.make actionscript the only world language
5.ruin microsoft
6.sleep with kylie minogue
7.create a super mega computer, which is abled to calculate the future, to make it impossible for enermies to kill me
8.sleep with kylie minogue again
9.give senocular six eyes
10.forbid rap and hiphop music
11.burn my ex-gilfriend's house
12. do 8
13. build up a 24 hours southpark TV channel
14. cure all diseases
15. go to bed and look forward to the next day :D
....goodnight....

[Marz]

Originally posted by McGiver

9.give senocular six eyes


But he already has 6 eyes! :P

[Raydred]

As a Super hero,

I would go around fixing all the "PH"s with "F"s that the Evil World Dictator has changed to mess with our minds! Oh yea, I have found out about your evil plan Phil, or shall i call you Fil !Your ingenious plan to confuse use with words like, phone and... other words that start with ph.. isnt going to work phor me, Oh no! Not this phella. oh my! Its happening!! Phil is changing the letters as i speak! i must go to my phortress... AHHHH!!!


hehe just kidding phil =)

[Coppertop]

Hmm. I think I will come a villian just to be different. And to be a different villian I would do good stuff:
I would:
-Burninate stuff
-Help ethanM and create a mobile lyposuction-mobile
-promote the band STUTTERFLY
-meet as many members of kirupaforum as I could
-eat
-sleep
-be super smart
-fly
-denouce 1337 speak

[zachwlewis]

I would have the power to create and destroy matter.
With this, I would create a smaller world and live there.

[Marz]

Originally posted by zachwlewis
I would have the power to create and destroy matter.
With this, I would create a smaller world and live there.

:!: Nice!

[comicGeek]

I will unite the world and make myself the ruler. One man. One world. One people. Those who defy me will not die. Oh no! Death will be too good for them. I will torture them. Rip out their fingernails. And when they are on the brink of death, I will call on the worlds best doctors to save their lives so I can toture them again soon! :evil:

[grimdeath]

Originally posted by comicGeek
I will unite the world and make myself the ruler. One man. One world. One people. Those who defy me will not die. Oh no! Death will be too good for them. I will torture them. Rip out their fingernails. And when they are on the brink of death, I will call on the worlds best doctors to save their lives so I can toture them again soon! :evil:

My kinda guy you mind sharing world domination with another sicko????

[comicGeek]

Yes I mind! Bwahahahahahahahaha! There can be only one! :evil:

[comicGeek]

LMAO

[Kitiara]

I wouldn't want much as a supervillian... Constant adoration and worship in confirmation of my status as a Goddess will be quite sufficient. :beam:

[fester8542]

Being a villan would kick balls....

I think I could be super evil. I would have no particular plan but I think I would first rip the ******* off of spiderman, that little biznitch.

I would then tag team catwoman and wonderwoman.

Batmans cool so I would let him do his thing.

The invisible man would be toast if I could track down that sneaky fruity bastard.

lets see....

Oh yeah I would kill stuff too.

I just read phils post on outlawing the use of "f" and tracking down all "f-ers". Even though I do not particulary like the idea it would be fun to track down and kill all of the "f-ers" I am going to bite his idea. But only I can use F's.

[Thinker2501]

this is a toughie, but here we go:

10. Make stupidity painful.
9. Do Michelle Branch
8. Legalize it, the war on drugs is BS.
7. Get rid of the Electoral College
6. Destroy Apple.
5. Hang Bill Gates by his ears.
4. Make it so everyone has a theme that playes when they enter the room.
3. Make any girl with bleeched hair and drives a Jetta will disentigrate.
2. BJ's for everyone!
1. Every house will have New Castle on tap.

[McGiver]

4. Make it so everyone has a theme that playes when they enter the room.

I think that could cause problems entering a supermarket

[Hans Kilian]

I want to be a villain and be the first one to succeed in rigging a very elaborate machine to kill a superhero.

[MxNecromancer]

Well this is a way easy question,
I whould be...
Duh Duh duh DUUUUHHHH...
...Geekman!

The world's geekiest superhero to exist!
With his Omegaviolet Bifocals and his trusty Pocket protector. He works on stopping his arch rival...

Duh da Duuuu!!!

The Prep!

With his gang of cheerleaders and his massive gallon of Super-slick hair gel he won't stop till Geekman is off the streets... FOR GOOD.

[grimdeath]

Originally posted by comicGeek
Yes I mind! Bwahahahahahahahaha! There can be only one! :evil:

oh well you leave me no choice then, you will be as dead as O-ren..... wtf ummm i will kill you yeah

[Kajinku]

I will be... Kajinku, the human frog.
I can change my gender whenever I want. Bwahahahaaa!!

Goal: world domination, of course. Australia down... now the rest of the world. :evil:

[grimdeath]

Originally posted by Kajinku
I will be... Kajinku, the human frog.
I can change my gender whenever I want. Bwahahahaaa!!

Goal: world domination, of course. Australia down... now the rest of the world. :evil:

wow changing into a frog is not a good idea kanji a car can run you over ever heard of frogger?? lmao

[Kajinku]

I said *human* frog, you puny... 100% human!
Which means I'm big enough to:

a) be visible by cars
b) jump over cars
c) create a sea of sticky slime all over the place

[MxNecromancer]

there's a problem with that; you won't be able to eat human food anymore and you whould have to stay away from salt at all times. gath a bit you touched salt you whould srivlle up to a beef Jerky. and second of all you whould have to carry a pool or somthing with you cause you whould be leaking water all over the place; everyone whould call you kajinku the bed wetter :-)