Having a bad day. . . .

[telekinesis]

http://www.macromotive.com/dalu/bad_day.jpg

[Alex]

haha:P :P

nice find!:P

[Soul]

Ha!!!

[eyeinfinitude]

LOL!!! good one Dan. :P

[ahmed]

Made my day!! :thumb:

[StylingPaT]

HAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHAAHA THAT WAS THE GREATEST THING I EVER HEARD!

[BadMagick]

funny

[Digigamer]

That's great!

[RelandR]

farking hillarious :!:

[Coppertop]

heard it before but it still makes me laugh/shudder.

[grimdeath]

D@MN now thats gotta hurt rotflmao

[mdipi]

aha i have seen this over at funnyjunk.com very funny :thumb:

[Jasninder]

For all of you who occasionally have a really bad day and you just
need to take it out on someone!!!

Don't take that bad day out on someone you know, take it out on
someone you DON'T know!!!

I was sitting at my desk, when I remembered a phone call I had to make. I found the number and dialled it. A man answered nicely saying, "Hello?" I politely said, "This is Patrick Hannifin, [not his real name I presume] could I please speak to Robin Carter?"

Suddenly the phone was slammed down on me! I couldn't believe that anyone could be that rude. I tracked down Robin's correct number and called her. She had transposed the last two digits incorrectly.

After I hung up with Robin, I spotted the wrong number still lying
there on my desk. I decided to call it again. When the same person once more answered, I yelled "You're a tosser!" and hung up.

Next to his phone number I wrote the word "tosser," and put it in my desk drawer.

Every couple of weeks, when I was paying bills, or had a really bad day, I'd call him up. He'd answer, and I'd yell, "You're a tosser!" It would always cheer me up.

Later in the year the phone company introduced caller ID. This was a real disappointment for me, I would have to stop calling the tosser. Then one day I had an idea. I dialled his number, then heard his voice, "Hello." I made up a name. "Hi. This is the sales office of the Telephone Company and I'm just calling to see if you're familiar with our caller ID program?" He went, "No!" and slammed the phone down. I quickly called him back
and said,"That's because you're a tosser!"

The reason I took the time to tell you this story, is to show you how if there's ever anything really bothering you, you can do something about it. Just dial 0171 823-4863.


Keep reading, it gets better!

[Jasninder]

An old lady at the shopping centre really took her time pulling out of the parking pace. I didn't think she was ever going to leave. Finally, her car began to move and she started to very slowly back out of the slot. I backed up a little more to give her plenty of room to pull out. Great, I thought, she's finally leaving.

All of a sudden this black BMW came flying up the parking aisle in the wrong direction and pulled into her space. I hit the horn and started yelling,"You can't do that. I was here first!"

The guy climbed out of his BMW completely ignoring me. He walked toward the shopping centre as if he didn't even hear me. I thought to myself, this guy's a tosser, there sure are a lot of tossers in this world.

I noticed he had a "For Sale" sign in the back window of his car. I
wrote down the number.

Then I hunted for another place to park.

A couple of days later, I'm at home sitting at my desk. I had just got off the phone after calling 823-4863 and yelling, "You're a tosser!" (It's really easy to call him now since I have his number on speed dial.)

I noticed the phone number of the guy with the black BMW lying on my desk and thought I'd better call this guy too. After a couple of rings someone answered the phone and said, "Hello." I said, "Is this the man with the black BMW for sale?"

"Yes, it is."
"Can you tell me where I can see it?"
"Yes, I live at 182 West street, London. It's a yellow house and the car's parked right out front."
I said, "What's your name?"
"My name is Don Hansen."
"When's a good time to catch you, Don?"
"I'm home in the evenings."
"Listen Don, can I tell you something?"
"Yes,"
"Don, you're a tosser!" And I slammed the phone down.
After I hung up I added Don Hansen's number to my speed dialler. For a while things seemed to be going better for me. Now when I had a problem I had two tossers to call. Then, after several months of calling the tossers and hanging up on them, it just wasn't as enjoyable as it used to be. I gave the problem some serious thought and came up with a solution:

First, I had my phone dial tosser #1. A man answered nicely saying, "Hello." I yelled "You're a tosser!" but I didn't hang up. The tosser said, "Are you still there?" I said, "Yeah." He said, "Stop calling me."
I said, "No."
He said, "What's your name, Pal?"
I said, "Don Hansen."
He said, "Where do you live?"
"182 West Street, London. It's a yellow house and my black BMW's parked out front."
"I'm coming over right now, Don. You'd better start saying your
prayers." "Yeah, like I'm really scared, tosser!" and I hung up.

Then I called tosser #2. He answered, "Hello."
I said, "Hello, tosser!"
He said, "If I ever find out who you are..."
"You'll what?"
"I'll kick your ***."
"Well, here's your chance. I'm coming over right now, tosser!"
And I hung up.

Then I picked up the phone and called the police. I told them I was at 1182 WestStreet, London and that I was going to kill my gay lover as soon as he got home.I climbed into my car and headed over to West Street to watch the whole thing. Glorious!
Watching the two tossers kicking the crap out of each other before being arrested was one of the greatest experiences of my life!

[thoriphes]

what's a tosser :-\

don't you realize that they can trace your number to your real address?

[Digitalosophy]

lolol

[Jasninder]

Originally posted by thoriphes
what's a tosser :-\

don't you realize that they can trace your number to your real address?

I realized they were too dumb :beam:
i am big troubler when i want to be, but i do have a :stunned: amazing brain to plan it all out like a true :moustache Master :blush:

[thoriphes]

:P

that's great how all of that so happened to fall on your lap.

[Jasninder]

GOD's Gift i guess, i have been really mischevious all my life but have never hurt anyone, in the end ppl laf and joke about it and it just bring a smile to their faces, me and da gang were suspended 37 times in 2 years coz of mischiefs and not ones i hurt anyone's feelings or made fun of anyone...guess tht's y GOD kept me out of trouble all the time

[UNFLUX]

dan -- how can you NOT laugh at that? perked me up a bit, thx.

[reverendflash]

Jasninder:

are you claiming to have done this, or just repeating from somewhere?

I did a simple google search on the phone number, and came up with 84 unique hits...

'cause it sounds like you are saying you are the one who started this...

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[Phat7]

agree with rev, i remember getting this story by chain email from someone whiiiiiile ago....

[ahmed]

http://www.google.com/search?hl=en&ie=UTF-8&oe=UTF-8&q=%22For+all+of+you+who+occasionally+have%22

:sigh::sigh:

[RelandR]

and specifically::
http://www.lotsofjokes.com/cat_52.htm

only the address was changed but not the names ?

[Coppertop]

HAHAHA! That hilarious! I should remember that.

[Jasninder]

you are right guys :)
I got this as an email attachment and did this in real too but it was long time back so i dont remember the phone numbers and other details but it went exactly as planned.Another twist to my story is that i did this with my gf :P
so instead of going into minute details of my story i copy pasted the attachment.
Cheers :)

http://www.jaz.madsims.net/dogpee.jpg

That guy did :P

[reverendflash]

Well, this is the same thing as ripping someone's design, then claiming it as yours.

Personally, I will look at future claims with a bit of cynicism...

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