Can someone please trout slap me?

[RussianBeer]

I just realised how stupid I am..... :eye:

Okay, I am on campus at Univeristy, in the library, and I got about an hour to burn before class...
There is a big screen TV with CNN always playing on it, just a place to hang out unitl class...

So anyway I sit there watching something about spy traitors or something, and the great looking girl comes up and sits right next to me...
Whats going though my head? : ...hey, I wonder how long this dude is in jail in for...

Now, keep in mind there is TONS of room around, I am not sitting even on a bench, I am sitting on long step by the tv, with no one around

in my mind: ... woah, its still raining in canada.. intresing...

Then , she clears her throat couple of times.. to get my attenition..

my mind: ... that is the largest pumpkin in the world...

Then, she gets up and just pushes her hips and butt in to me, like to press on me... and her freind is sitting in a huge smile nearby.

my mind: ...... nothing.....

Only when she left did I realise :...aha...wait .. oh crap!..

Can somone please slap me, or virtual kick me! Please, now I got to go spend the rest of my time to try to find her!!!

Arghhhhhhhh! :m:

But hey, on the bright side: at least SOMEONE thinks I'm a hottie! :beam:

[ahmed]

LOL, that's pretty funny :beam:


here ya go anyways :trout: :P

[senocular]

hottie, but a densie too ;)

btw, I need to move. No one around here is anywhere NEAR that forward. Are you sure it wasnt someone you already knew?

[grimdeath]

No you did the right thing she would take all your money and you cant buy anymore great apptz, and she would also take alot of your flash and photoshop playing time so we all know thats no good so in the end you did the right thing :beam:

in my mind NOT rotflmao oh **** i sounded so 80s

[RussianBeer]

LOL, you guys are friggin hilarious!
We are such dorks :nerd:

And no, I didnt know that chick.. she was smokin' hot.

Oi!!

Someone take me out of my misery! :beam:

btw....whats a denise?

[senocular]

smokin' hot?

... hold on, I need to find a bigger trout ...


(densie as in hottie... hot... densie... dense. dense as in it doesnt get through to you)

[grimdeath]

Originally posted by senocular
smokin' hot?

... hold on, I need to find a bigger trout ...


(densie as in hottie... hot... densie... dense. dense as in it doesnt get through to you)


D2mn i must be dumb i understood denise rotflmao i think your story moved me RB in my mind: yeah right

[RussianBeer]

....oh...

Yeaah :beam:
Bring the bigger trout...

bring it on baby!

[RussianBeer]

But I mean,.... arggh.,..
I mean she... arggghhhh,...

But... damiit... shiit...

Is there an explenation for my stupidity?

[senocular]

just one hella compelling news day.

[BadMagick]

well ... life is like that. I have to say though CNN's bottom bar is very addicting.

I had a meeting for an oraginization at the HUB, which is the main student center at Penn State, and they have CNN on the big TV wall there. I missed more than half the meeting! I was too attatched to the screen, I couldn't focus on what was going on.

I totally understand the feeling ....

Well ...

I didn't miss out on some hot chick making advances to me. I'm too ugly, ain't no girls like me :(

[Yeldarb]

i hear cnn sprays nicotine out of the tv nowadays

[thoriphes]

:!:

I can't believe you just didn't get right on top of her and do her right then and there. There wasn't anyone around right? That's what I would've done.

:trout:

[Yeldarb]

here thor, this should keep u entertained for a while :P
http://www.kirupaforum.com/forums/showthread.php?s=&threadid=35623
lol

[Coppertop]

Holy crap RBeer!! How could you let something like that slip by!?!?!

:trout::trout::trout:
:trout::trout::trout:
:trout::trout::trout:

That should suffice

:trout:

[RussianBeer]

No, not enough MORE!!!

I know, I don't know what I was thinking... maybe CNN does spray necotine at me..

I must now search the campus for her!

[Coppertop]

:trout::trout::trout::trout:
:trout::trout::trout::trout:
:trout::trout:

argh. I cant put more or it gets filtered

[RussianBeer]

Oi, stil can't find her... i'l check a few labs...

:beam:

[Yeldarb]

maybe she was a figment of your imagination, or a side effect of the cnn mushroom conspiracy

[RussianBeer]

SHUSH!

She must be real you communist!

[Yeldarb]

if we were communist, shed be mine too! lol

[RussianBeer]

LOL! hahahahahhaahhahaha....no!

[Makaveli]

Noone believed me when I told them CNN conspires to reduce the population of the world by brainwashing them with fear and awe and therefore causing reduced interest in the other gender....what an evil evil pot...case in point? lookit RussianBeer!! :P





ok maybe I'm exagerating a bit... :P

[thoriphes]

Originally posted by Phil Jayhan



pj :P:P:P:P


thor, your so easily sidetracked by sex. you gotta get married man; ;) Marriage is a binding contract i'm not willing to accept just yet. Besides, i'm only 19. I'm a social n00b. =)

[Makaveli]

anyways, back on track laughing at Russian who missed his one and ONLY chance to get laid in university :P :P :P

poor guy, lets all buy him some beer to cheer him up

[RussianBeer]

missed his one and ONLY chance

Bastard! :beam:

Riiight, I am a densie hottie, there is nothing more sexeh!

[RussianBeer]

Nothing today, the search continues tomorow!

[ahmed]

lol.. it would be real funny if that girl actually saw this thread.. :P

[TOOL]

Wow! What an unfortunate situation. Poor rb :( What I want to know though is, if you were off in television land, how do you know about such fine details as the friend smiling? Shouldn't that have triggered something for you? ;)

Keep us updated. :thumb:

[RussianBeer]

I only realized that later! I only remebered looking around only later... oi, my freinds think I smoked a jig.

Oii.. Okay, I am at school saking out.. no visual on target, sweeping library complete, negative on target..

Moving to cafeteria, 10 - 4.
Continuing search


It would be funny, and helpfull! I think if she sees this.. but I hoping shes not a dork like us. Or maybe

[senocular]

lol especially with your constant attempts to find her. :P


be sure and keep us updated ;)

[Digigamer]

whether or not it is raining in canada would definately keep me from noticing the girl of my dreams....

[RussianBeer]

She wasnt of my dreams, but still! ,,,

............(you frogot to slap me)

[senocular]

so, if/when you do see her again, what are you going to say exactly? Im sure youve been thinking about that. Whatcha got?

[RussianBeer]

Yeah I have,

Tons of things, But I'l just casualy say Whats up, then see what comes next, if she mentions what happened, I will just say, 'sorry my head was somewhere else that day, hey let me make it up to you'.. and so on...

[David]

I don't have a trout that big sorry.

[RussianBeer]

'bout a kick, or something I deserve?

[Phat7]

Here's one for you from me ;)

RB's story - CNN Exclusive (http://www.sinergy.ws/temp/rb.html)

[RussianBeer]

LOL hahahahahahhahah! OMg I cant stop laughing!
Good one phat!

[senocular]

Good job Phat7 ;)

[RussianBeer]

'cept she acctualy PUSHED me with her hips, she didnt just wave them around.

[Phat7]

That will be the second part, enhanced DVD version with bonus Girls Gone Wild feature ;) This one took me 20 mins ;)

[RussianBeer]

Great job Phat, super funny!

[Phat7]

Thnx man, hope you find that girl ;) don't forget to show this to her :)

[RussianBeer]

Ai , for sure man! Thanks Bradah Phat, you are now an honorary member of the Hawaiin Bradahs Society of Kirpa's.

You have full right to say: da kine
just dont over use it.

[senocular]

Originally posted by RussianBeer
'cept she acctualy PUSHED me with her hips, she didnt just wave them around.

lol that was the best part, her just kind of waving her butt in your face haha

[RussianBeer]

Tomorow, I move out and get her!

Bravo Team ready to find target hottie.
Moving to DZ in zero-sixer-zero-zero hours.
Over and Out.

not really out, but u get the point

[Phat7]

Originally posted by RussianBeer
Ai , for sure man! Thanks Bradah Phat, you are now an honorary member of the Hawaiin Bradahs Society of Kirpa's.

You have full right to say: da kine
just dont over use it.

Thanks Bradah :) Da kine! (what does it mean? :h: )

[RussianBeer]

Its da kine, it can be anything..
"Hey pass me da kine"
or
"Turn da kine off"
or
"Aw crap, I forgot da kine"

[Phat7]

Alritie :) I'm glad you liked da kine ;)

[RussianBeer]

You got it ;)

[Phat7]

Originally posted by RussianBeer
Tomorow, I move out and get her!

Bravo Team ready to find target hottie.
Moving to DZ in zero-sixer-zero-zero hours.
Over and Out.

not really out, but u get the point

keep us updated ;)

[RussianBeer]

Negative today, I' looked around the campus, didnt see her, plus there has been a power outage, so alot of students fled class. Hope I get better luck next week :(

[senocular]

have you been returning to the scene of the crime? Might be a good place to check up on. She might attempt it again. :-\

[RussianBeer]

Location DZ, (crime scene is a negative)
There was a poweroutage today and everyone fled the hostile area. Bravo team leaft because of unpredicted problems, mission not aborted, retry next week. Over and out. :beam:

[StylingPaT]

:trout:

[Illuminae]

hahahhahahahahahahha... beer... they all wanna marry you.
i woulda thought by now you had a clue...

:trout::trout::trout::trout: ;)