I Need A Job!!!

[APDesign]

Ok boys, heres the scoop.. I either need a job or a get rich quick scam.. or even a get some money for doing VERY little scam is ok with me. If you have a job that you like a lot and it is a chain type place that might be in my area (Milwaukee Wisconsin) or it is something I can do online, then post it. If you know of any good internet scams that I can use to generate easy cash, I would also love to hear about that too! Even legitimate ones ;) . Keep in mind that I have a high school degree and am currently going to college - so all you awesome guys with jobs that involve flash can just know that you are better than me and not post.. because it will make me feel bad ;( . Unless of course you can get me a job! Lets hear it!

Heres a mini resume.
Skills:
-Computer Hardware
-Computer Software (Flash, Dreamweaver, Photoshop, Various -Audio editing)
-Computer Programming (HTML, ActionScript, Visual Basic)
-Guitar, ~5 years of experience
-Wasting Time (:A+: Certified) (-:
-I'm a real "Team Player" (:ch: mmmm, buzzwords)

Awards/Accomplishments:
-3rd Place in Wisconsin State Fair Senior Art Competition for a Photoshop collage piece.
-Self "Published" (Kinkos and a CD burner ;) ) Musical CD with interactive content. (Flash/VB)
-Song Included in Parnassus In Print Magazine CD Compilation May '03
-High school Graduate '03
-Currently Enrolled in Visual Communications/Computer Graphics program at MATC (Local Technical College)

Work Experience:
- Various event filming and editing. :sigh:

Perks:
-I don't sleep so I can work odd hours!
-I am capable of sitting in one place for upwards of 12 hours doing absolutely nothing.
-I am desperate so you can underpay me if the job is fun!


There's the details boys. Have at it!

~APD

[RussianBeer]

Dude... I have a get rich scheme,!!!!

step one: Get a news paper!!

step two: Find a Job!!

step three: Spend little money work alot and save!

step four: Repeat as needed


Honestly, get rich schemes are just what they are: schemes, no one gets rich like that. Nothing is easy, you got to tuff it out by looking for a job!

[APDesign]

Meh, I thought I would try my luck here first.... Maybe someone out there actually has a good job idea that I never would have thought to look into.. but believe me when I say I will use that as my back up plan. :thumb:

I was only half serious about the scheme :azn: And for any possible employers, I don't REALLY have A+ certification in wasting time... *cof

[RussianBeer]

Well , okay if you are serious about that, start sending in aplication for interneships. Get a mighty fine portfolio together with MANY kinds of work and Apply non-stop! Also, check around your campus for that kind of work, talk to teachers and whatnot. But here, we get the odd person who wants a project done (EXTREMLY Rare) trust me on this one. And there people jump on that like poop on velocro.

[Soul]

You a guy or a gurl?

[T-O]

You know what i did for money awhile back.

I put up a sign in the middel of the coolsingel in rotterdam. And it sayed 1 hug for 1 euro.

The first time i did it i only got about 5 euro.
The second time I did it 56 euro.

And that's allot of money. There are allot of needy people out there and i readdy to hug them for 1 euro.

siriously i got round for a copple of weeks n just doing that. But then finally the cops put me out of bisness because of a silly rule or something. But i was doing it 4 8 weeks. And I made about 2500 euro. You could try that.

[kirupa]

Search for jobs related to your knowledge on http://www.monster.com You may even find jobs near your area ;)

[SeiferTim]

Wow. Selling your body for.... hugs? What a way to make money... :p:

[T-O]

It got me by for 4 months while i only did it for 2 so I like It.

[SureShot]

T-O - that's classic :) hahahaha

Great job :) I would love to see that one a resume... "professional hugger"

[APDesign]

hehehe, believe it or not I already tried Monster.com (I can't believe I listened to a stupid commercial!)

~APD

[brooklyniteOne]

Heres a good link:

http://www.computerjobs.com

[Coolidge]

I sold plasma for a few months.
$50 everytime I went in.
Although the needle was a bee-ach!

[APDesign]

Nice Coolidge! Thanks for the link BrooklyniteOne! :beam:

[RelandR]

http://www.cyberbeg.com

or.....will flash for foood ??? ;)

[APDesign]

Nice! I can sign up for and then cancel credit cards! Good call RelandeR!

[David]

Install a webcam in your dorm room and charge a membership fee.. Just live your life as usual. There's millions of voyers out there you know...

[APDesign]

Maybe if I were a hot girl or something =/ Unfortunately that is not the case.

[Jasninder]

Thanks brooklyniteOne and kirupa for the links, i was gona hire few ppl and these consultant agencies are giving me crap resumes and ppl to interview.

;)

[Jasninder]

shoot both are american sites :(

[brooklyniteOne]

Regarding the link I posted the site indicates if the employer sponsors visas for international applicants. As an employer you can do the same if thats any help. I was studing at Oxford when I found the site and found it interesting.

Regards.

[Jasninder]

yea i kno about the visa thingy m8, i wana hire some local ppl rightnow.