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dessoya
September 13th, 2003, 05:19 AM
hey, post the ugliest and "less usefull" sites u know...

this one is pretty sick

http://www.bonsaikitten.com

i hate those guys - thats agony...

~~~~
OMG!

λ
September 13th, 2003, 05:33 AM
That site is just a joke, albeit a rather sick one.....

http://www.snopes2.com/inboxer/outrage/bonsai.htm

rvanet
September 13th, 2003, 05:36 AM
onClipEvent(load) {
if (this.click == bonsaikitten) {
CATS = object of their obsession.
}
}

:P

Illuminae
September 13th, 2003, 05:41 AM
that site is HILARIOUS
and im a cat lover, i mean, seriously, anyone who knows me knows that i love my cat more then people..
and my cat and i sat here and both laughed at it. i think it was splendidly unique and althoguh, sick factor was at a +20, i near laughed myself into Oblivion.

here are my three useless site choices:
www.msn.com
www.aol.com
www.verizon.com

comicGeek
September 13th, 2003, 05:46 AM
hahahaha your sick red! ROFL

Illuminae
September 13th, 2003, 05:47 AM
:snarl:

rvanet
September 13th, 2003, 05:54 AM
cats. well...

kirupa
September 13th, 2003, 09:27 AM
One of the funniest and useless sites that thor posted a while ago: http://www.blackpeopleloveus.com/ :)

Soul
September 13th, 2003, 09:43 AM
I never really got that black people website?

kirupa
September 13th, 2003, 09:56 AM
Hehe it just makes fun of the stereotypes both whites and african americans have of each other. For example, check out the last two pics here: http://www.blackpeopleloveus.com/hangingout.html =)

kirupa
September 13th, 2003, 10:05 AM
This is an animation someone IM'ed me: http://www.brasil.terravista.pt/ipanema/1640/swf/ugly_girl.html Probably the most useless animation on the net, but the song is so catchy that you'll find yourself humming it at the random times.

andr.in
September 13th, 2003, 10:07 AM
My website

Soul
September 13th, 2003, 10:20 AM
Your sites sexy Syko ;)

Jasninder
September 13th, 2003, 10:27 AM
Useless #1 (http://www.ambitweb.com/useless/useless.html)
Useless #2 (http://www.uselesssites.com)


:-\

andr.in
September 13th, 2003, 10:28 AM
:love:

amp
September 13th, 2003, 10:35 AM
omg that "ugly girl" thing is awesome! So pimp!

asphaltcowboy
September 13th, 2003, 11:08 AM
Originally posted by kirupa
This is an animation someone IM'ed me: http://www.brasil.terravista.pt/ipanema/1640/swf/ugly_girl.html Probably the most useless animation on the net, but the song is so catchy that you'll find yourself humming it at the random times. lmao, that is hilarious :thumb: it's sooooo long though! for a minute I thought it had a loop in there lol!

thoriphes
September 13th, 2003, 11:22 AM
i found this british site whilest scouring google....

http://totl.net/

and i still don't know what it is.

nobody
September 13th, 2003, 11:31 AM
Haha, the siznittles k-dizzle recommizzended were off the hizzle fo rizzle.

Illuminae
September 13th, 2003, 12:58 PM
haha, twitch, i jsut noticed your note thing..

I'm neat, I smart, good looking,

nobody
September 13th, 2003, 12:59 PM
I didn't make it, Phildo did. He spells good. :thumb:

Illuminae
September 13th, 2003, 01:00 PM
lol :beam:

reverendflash
September 13th, 2003, 01:06 PM
twitchy -

are you sure Phil did it?

there are many other mods around who could have done that... to you....

;)

careful of who's wrath you incur when you "think" you have the culprit...

Rev

nobody
September 13th, 2003, 01:29 PM
He told me he did it, well he did it before it said I was gay. I'm assuming another mod has fruitified me.

reverendflash
September 13th, 2003, 03:47 PM
but it doesn't say you are gay, just that people think you are...

big difference...

Rev

T-O
September 13th, 2003, 04:06 PM
www.lepel.nl
pritty useless.

btw. lepel means spoon in dutch

Coppertop
September 13th, 2003, 06:03 PM
Nah, spoons are pretty useful if you ask me.

ehem: www.coppertop.com is a very useless site if you ask me. and they took my site name. bastards.

kirupa
October 11th, 2003, 01:06 PM
Two more animations:

http://madarab.com/pictures/misc/swf/kikkoman.swf

http://www.onedeep.com/hiho.htm

:beam:

reverendflash
October 11th, 2003, 01:15 PM
kikkoman is downright disturbing...

Revhttp://aulman.com/rev.gif

Voetsjoeba
October 11th, 2003, 01:16 PM
Originally posted by T-O
www.lepel.nl
pritty useless.

btw. lepel means spoon in dutch

LMAO !! :P:P That was so funny ! :P

Kirupa -- Where do you keep getting these stupid animations :P

Voetsjoeba
October 11th, 2003, 01:32 PM
www.nutteloos.com -- Voor de Nederlandstaligen onder ons. Onder meer nutteloze programma's (Staat je computer aan ?) als nutteloze informatie (Hoeveel kilometer legt een ruitenwisser af?) :P

------

Useless 1: http://www.extremeironing.com/
Useless 2: http://www.spacetransit.co.uk/
Useless 3 : http://www.sean.com/
Useless 4 : http://www.largemonkey.com/index.html
Useless 5 : http://www.minipen.com/
Useless 6 : http://www.blanksite.com/
Useless 7 : http://www.hugenumbers.com/
Useless 8 : http://www.randomnumbergenerator.com/

:beam:

kirupa
October 11th, 2003, 01:42 PM
Originally posted by Voetsjoeba
Kirupa -- Where do you keep getting these stupid animations :P
I really like catchy, cheesy, stupid animations, and these two came from a friend who dropped by my dorm and figured I would enjoy them - which I did :) I have a whole new level of respect for soy sauce after watching kikkoman!

Yeldarb
October 11th, 2003, 02:15 PM
www.something.com

Mik3
October 11th, 2003, 02:23 PM
Originally posted by dessoya
hey, post the ugliest and "less usefull" sites u know...

this one is pretty sick

http://www.bonsaikitten.com

i hate those guys - thats agony...

~~~~
OMG!

that's animal abuse-are they for real?

Yeldarb
October 11th, 2003, 02:28 PM
read the next post

Mik3
October 11th, 2003, 02:31 PM
Originally posted by Yeldarb
read the next post

oh ok... I always do that! :-|

kirupa
October 11th, 2003, 03:44 PM
Those demotivation posters are great!

Digigamer
October 11th, 2003, 05:49 PM
Originally posted by kirupa
This is an animation someone IM'ed me: http://www.brasil.terravista.pt/ipanema/1640/swf/ugly_girl.html Probably the most useless animation on the net, but the song is so catchy that you'll find yourself humming it at the random times.
OMG LOL! I couldn't stop laughing. haha

kirupa
November 3rd, 2003, 04:20 PM
A few good soundboards :)

Dr. Phil:
http://www.ebaumsworld.com/drphil.html

Ms. Cleo:
http://www.ebaumsworld.com/mscleo.html

I'm still looking for the Billie Mays sound board. You know.....the guy who sells Oxi-Clean, OrangeGlow, the something, and the something else!

λ
November 3rd, 2003, 04:28 PM
http://www.rathergood.com/hippo/ ;)

RussianBeer
November 3rd, 2003, 05:08 PM
Did we forget www.kirupa.com ???


hehehe jk.. www.nothing.com

kirupa
November 9th, 2003, 06:41 PM
http://lemon.planet.ee/leet/index.html It's already been posted, but I think it would be good here also :D

kirupa
January 19th, 2004, 01:41 PM
http://limecat.net/

:alien:

inkblot
January 19th, 2004, 08:14 PM
http://www.superbad.com/

I once spent a few hours browsing the site, it's complete useless.

kirupa
January 19th, 2004, 08:40 PM
Now that is a funny site ;) I didn't stay for more than a few minutes...those strange moving things are dizzying.

Soul
January 19th, 2004, 08:44 PM
What an annoying site lol

- soul http://www.awhiteflame.com/s.gif

Mik3
January 20th, 2004, 12:52 AM
I sent mean email to Bonzai Kitten and even contacted the ASPCA before l to Bonzai Kitten before I knew it was fake.

eilsoe
January 20th, 2004, 04:45 AM
www.lortespasserbus.dk

Lort = crap (sh!t)

spasser = retard

bus = well, bus :)


and another:

www.roev.dk

roev = røv = ***.


really useless :P

kirupa
May 21st, 2005, 01:35 PM
Ack - I can't seem to find the Ugly Girl animation that I posted earlier. The link I posted no longer works :( Does anyone know of an updated link for it?

I want to show a few of my friends the power of Flash, and I cannot do that without showing them the ugly girl animation.

Anyhoo, these are the ones that I have accumulated (many are what I posted a few years ago):

1. HomestarRunner:
http://www.homestarrunner.com/sbemail.html (All of them are good)
- The ones that are MUST SEES:
: http://www.homestarrunner.com/sbemail26.html
: http://www.homestarrunner.com/sbemail64.html
: http://www.homestarrunner.com/sbemail57.html
: http://www.homestarrunner.com/sbemail58.html (Trogdor!)
: http://www.homestarrunner.com/sbemail61.html

2. Teen Girl Squad (there are 8 episodes now!)
http://www.homestarrunner.com/tgsmenu.html

3. Kikkoman
http://www.enemasoup.com/flash-movies/Kikkoman.swf

4. Ugly Girl
(can't find the link anymore!)

5. Mario Twins
http://omgwtf.superlime.com/mariov2.swf

6. Yatta
http://www.mit.edu/people/patil/yatta.html

7. Panasonic Hi-Ho
http://www.obra.se/~rehabdoll/humor/flash/hiho.swf

If anyone can find me an updated link to the ugly girl animation, that would be great!

:P

kirupa
July 15th, 2010, 01:14 AM
I figured I'd bump this thread just to highlight how many of the old useless sites have been evicted from their current homes.

Anyway....since you are all here, what would your new generation of useless sites be? :ninja:

lorren.biffin
July 15th, 2010, 01:06 PM
I wouldn't exactly call it useless, but it's helped me waste a LOT of time over the years.

http://maddox.xmission.com/ - Take some time to read through the site. There's a lot of stuff but it's well worth it. You all probably know about this one already, though.

And another one that I occasionally go back to for the rediculous, over the top humor that almost nobody else is into (in my experience). :P

http://www.realultimatepower.net/ - Click through.

brianmanden
July 15th, 2010, 05:49 PM
http://www.sortsnak.dk

redelite
July 15th, 2010, 11:23 PM
http://www.timothy-clark.com/

lorren.biffin
July 15th, 2010, 11:32 PM
:lol: smh

TheCanadian
July 16th, 2010, 04:17 AM
1. HomestarRunner:
http://www.homestarrunner.com/sbemail.html (All of them are good)
- The ones that are MUST SEES:
: http://www.homestarrunner.com/sbemail26.html
: http://www.homestarrunner.com/sbemail64.html
: http://www.homestarrunner.com/sbemail57.html
: http://www.homestarrunner.com/sbemail58.html (Trogdor!)
: http://www.homestarrunner.com/sbemail61.html
Wow those take me back.

Timmytots
July 16th, 2010, 07:04 AM
kirupa.com

all the critiques are useless anyway.

jwilliam
July 16th, 2010, 10:24 AM
Oh snap! Here's a critique... you're ugly...

shane-c
July 16th, 2010, 11:21 AM
^ I concur.

The S&C section here is redonkulously helpful. When I was first starting, it helped me realize I wasn't anywhere near as good as I thought, and then then helped me get much closer to where I want to be. Without a doubt, I can attribute a good chunk of whatever success I've had to the fine people who have helped me out here over the years.

But you have to be mature enough to know you have a lot to learn, otherwise you'll probably just throw little infant tantrums in response to any critique.

OMG
July 16th, 2010, 11:49 AM
hey, kirupa.com made me understand flash =D

lorren.biffin
July 16th, 2010, 12:33 PM
Agreed.

This place, despite some ups and downs over the years, has done more for me than any other group I've been a part of. I've developed my skill set to be more specialized (didn't really have any clear direction before I came here), met some extraordinary people who I've been able to enjoy friendships with and learn from, and landed my job that helps me support my children through one of those relationships.

I owe Kirupa.com (and Kirupa himself, for having created it) a lot.

DanontheMoon
July 16th, 2010, 01:32 PM
http://www.dhs.gov :deathstar:
Completely useless

http://www.uncyclopedia.org :cantlook:
Useless for over 3 years!

http://www.weebls-stuff.com/ (http://www.weeblsstuff.com)
Useless for at least 5 years!

http://www.airrivals.net :|
Of no use to anyone whatsoever.