Imposter!

[Kitiara]

Hmmm, either I have a twin or an imposter... As you can see on the screenshot below, I appear on my own friends list. :sure:

And the fickle finger of fate points directly towards none other than you, Thor... :evil: :P

http://www.nowingsnohalo.co.uk/extra/screen.gif

[telekinesis]

Hey, I'm not on there! :a:

lol j/k

[Kitiara]

You are, you just have to scroll down to get to you, since your name starts with a 'T'. :)

[thoriphes]

why does everyone always blame it me?

who is this kit-impostor? THOR

who put vodka in the water dispenser? THOR

why do i have this rash? THOR

why is this oregano? THOR

why did the pregnancy test come up positive, thor? THOR

why won't my car start? THOR

why are there flames coming out of your door's peephole? THOR


you know, i'm quite getting tired of it. you can take your itchy blamey finger elsewhere.

[Maxtr0sity]

Haha, poor Thor. :( I feel for ya man.

Kit, you sure you didn't just add youself on your list?:sure:
I did that with mine just to see myself and occasionally chat with it.:P

[Kitiara]

I assure you that I have no need to talk to myself just yet. ;)

[MxNecromancer]

I do it on AIM all the time! well probibly cause that is the only other person on my buddy list...

[Maxtr0sity]

Originally posted by Kitiara
I assure you that I have no need to talk to myself just yet. ;)
Try it sometime, I do it on AIM all the time, sometimes, the AI repeats what I say and sometime I somehow repeat what it says.:chinaman:

[asphaltcowboy]

btw, I'm loving the hearts that surround me kit :love:

ooo, and you're using my wallpaper! :thumb:

*swoon* :love:

[thoriphes]

was i not right, asphalt?

[asphaltcowboy]

right about what exactly? ;)

[telekinesis]

That kit wants in your pants! :P

(dan didn't say it) ;)

[asphaltcowboy]

lmao :beam:

[andr.in]

lol ppl!

:P

[prstudio]

we used to do that to buddies all the time
replace a letter with like I with 1; well it doesn't seem as sneaky on here i mean IDIOT compared to 1D1OT- but on AIM it was quite stealth.

People thought they were being h4><3|)

any rate i was wondering why flames were coming out of my door's peephole...thanks thor...

[thoriphes]

http://pics.thoriphes.com/flame1.jpg
http://pics.thoriphes.com/flame2.jpg
http://pics.thoriphes.com/flame3.jpg
http://pics.thoriphes.com/flame4.jpg

[BadMagick]

Whoa! Where can I sign up for a peep-hole flame thrower?! I've gotta get me one of them.
...(looks at door)...

On second thought, I don't even have a peep-hole!!
...(grabs Craftsman power drill)...

Ah! Now that's better!

[thoriphes]

Ok, here are the steps to building your own Anti-Neighbor System:

0) Take out that peephole thing so there's just a hole in your door
1) Buy a grill starter/primer at your local hardware store
2) Duct tape it to the door so that the spark that it produces is partly over the hole
3) Buy a can of Lysol (or any other flammable spraying liquid)

Now when someone knocks and you don't want them there, start spraying the Lysol through the peephole as a warning to the intruder, then when they are sufficiently away, push the little red button on the starter.

=)

[Maxtr0sity]

Is that a PShop production?

[thoriphes]

That's definitely not photoshop, my friend.

[Maxtr0sity]

Looks a bit like it. But I'd say it'd be pretty hard to do it with a Lysol can. If it was me, I'd end up setting myself on fire somehow. Think of it, Lysol doesn't come out in a straight line, it's a spread. Since you have to leave some distance for the flame in front of the hole, theres a distance, you also don't want to put it too close so the can doesn't explode, therefore, in that distance, the fire couldn't shoot out like that.

All physics my friend.:sure:

[thoriphes]

i swear to you that photo was not touched. try it yourself, take a can of lysol and get a lighter and see for yourself how far the flame goes.

[Kitiara]

I used to do something similar with a can of Lynx and a friends' cigarette lighter... :P

[Maxtr0sity]

Sorry, I don't feel like setting myself on fire today.:P

Maybe tomorrow.

[reverendflash]

"Off" insect repellent works extremely nicely as well... We used to do the same thing to our firewood, when camping, because they would be wet from the air. The flame thrower would dry the firewood out, so we could cook food quicker...

My mom always wondered why I needed an industrial size can of "Off" when I went on Boy Scout trips...

:beam:

Revhttp://www.aulman.com/rev.gif

[thoriphes]

Originally posted by Kitiara
I used to do something similar with a can of Lynx and a friends' cigarette lighter... :P
Originally posted by reverendflash
"Off" insect repellent works extremely nicely as well... We used to do the same thing to our firewood, when camping, because they would be wet from the air. The flame thrower would dry the firewood out, so we could cook food quicker...

My mom always wondered why I needed an industrial size can of "Off" when I went on Boy Scout trips...

:beam:

Revhttp://www.aulman.com/rev.gif :sigh:

need i say more, max?

you're 16 aren't you...

[Maxtr0sity]

Originally posted by thoriphés
:sigh:

need i say more, max?

you're 16 aren't you... Yep, I'll add that on my 'To-Do' list then and I'll tell you guys how it goes.

:P