I need a g/f.

[amp]

I need a g/f. But on a more serious note (wait, that was serious, a 9 out of 10), I just started running the Bad Blue server on my comp, and I have 3 viruses now. Well actually, all the same virus. W32.somethinhandy but the files with it in, I can't remove. I open my kazaa folder and when I right click or click and say delete the whole comp freezes... ?

But yeah. I need a g/f. I'm feeling lonely and left out. :hair:

[asphaltcowboy]

girlfriends are for wimps. it's all about teh mutual attraction between two fine men

:love:

[nobody]

A girlfriend is just like the virus on your computer dude.

[amp]

Seriously? I'm thinkin not like... long term g/f.

[amp]

Sorry phil for spam... but this was supposed to be a virus removal topic... :trout:

[nobody]

Maybe that's why your thread sank Phil :P

[T-O]

I don't have a g/f

I call "it" my woman slave.

[lava]

Originally posted by asphaltcowboy
girlfriends are for wimps. it's all about teh mutual attraction between two fine men

:love:

holy crap... that was freaking hilarious... I usually never laugh out loud, but that made me laugh out loud.

[lava]

I dont have a gf... I just have a girl who'd get really pissed off if she heard me say that.

[asphaltcowboy]

Originally posted by lava
holy crap... that was freaking hilarious... I usually never laugh out loud, but that made me laugh out loud. *takes a graceful bow* :thumb:

[Illuminae]

please please, all of you, just date eachother, leave womem alone, we don't need any more problems

[dessoya]

u dont know how i feel, when i read this thread...
my girlfriend has left me yesterday :( :*(

[mlk]

get out of this forum

go out - get a girlfriend. You ain't gonna find one out by posting threads about it =)...

[asphaltcowboy]

Originally posted by dessoya
u dont know how i feel, when i read this thread...
my girlfriend has left me yesterday :( :*( get out of this forum

go out - find a man. You ain't gonna find one by posting threads about it... :love:

[dessoya]

oh, i dont get rid of the assumption, that asphalt is sexually orientated to men !?

~~~~
:thumb::thumb:

[lostinbeta]

Originally posted by asphaltcowboy
girlfriends are for wimps. it's all about teh mutual attraction between two fine men

:love:

That's right hun :cowboy:

[thoriphes]

Originally posted by asphaltcowboy
girlfriends are for wimps. it's all about teh mutual attraction between two fine men

:love: oh god, i hope he's kidding...

btw, you still owe me that american accent recording :bad:

[asphaltcowboy]

Originally posted by dessoya
oh, i dont get rid of the assumption, that asphalt is sexually orientated to men !?I am suitably ambiguous :sure:



lol j/k, no.. I'm not 'sexually orientated towards men'... though... occasionally you get some sweet hunnehs like lostinsexeh and thor, who are just to die for ;)

:love:

[lava]

I need a girl to ride ride ride... I need a girl to make my wife... haha... That's the themesong for this thread.

[dessoya]

best friendship is between men, thats sure...

~~~~
:thumb::thumb:

[asphaltcowboy]

dessoya.. I understand your pain... you just haven't opened your eyes to the truth (or a beautiful man laying next to you) yet :)

[Kitiara]

Originally posted by asphaltcowboy
(or a beautiful man laying next to you) This is soooo true. ;)

[asphaltcowboy]

see? kit has. and she loves it. can't you tell? ;)

[BadMagick]

No one NEEDS a girlfriend ... sure it's nice to have a gal pal to maybe fool around with, but girlfriends are evil!

I compare girlfriends to leasing a car. You pay so much money a month, then after awhile a new model comes out, and you trade in the old for a new one. So much money, for something that won't be there in a couple years

Yeah, I've been burned bad before

[asphaltcowboy]

Originally posted by BadMagick
I compare girlfriends to leasing a car. You pay so much money a month, then after awhile a new model comes out, and you trade in the old for a new one. So much money, for something that won't be there in a couple years lmfao.. and I thought he was a sensitive and caring gentleman! ;)

[BadMagick]

Originally posted by asphaltcowboy
lmfao.. and I thought he was a sensitive and caring gentleman! ;)
Sorry, that's the Italian showing through again

[Kitiara]

I guess some women are like that... But for every girl that's a money grabbing back stabber, there's a girl who isn't. :)

[asphaltcowboy]

Is that fact real? ;)

[Kitiara]

Well, maybe it's not 1:1... But there are some of us who won't bleed a guy dry. :)

[BadMagick]

I doubt it
(I mean the 1:1 ratio)

[asphaltcowboy]

Originally posted by Kitiara
But there are some of us who won't bleed a guy dry. :) I'd gladly give you all my blood (assuming you needed it) :love:

[BadMagick]

Well how about those girls who give you the "You're a great guy, but..." line?

How do you explain that? I don't understand it at all. If I'm such a great guy, what's the problem then?

[asphaltcowboy]

(you have halitosis :P)

[BadMagick]

(hahh) ... sniff, sniff .... ewww
Maybe :(

[Kitiara]

Originally posted by asphaltcowboy
I'd gladly give you all my blood (assuming you needed it) :love: And I would return the favour. :beam:

WRT the "great guy" line... I think that's just the standard girl response to say basically "I just don't fancy you" without directly saying that... I dunno.

I'm not really the greatest at talking to guys anyway, so I could be miles off with this. :sure:

[Soul]

Phil you're so pety

[Kitiara]

Relevant information! :)

A discussion on women and the problems we cause. And the 1% of us that are actually normal... :)

[asphaltcowboy]

omg.. lost is sooo sexeh :love:

As for the 'great guy' line. You can be a great guy...
they're trying to tell you you're just ugly. Get over it. ;)

[BadMagick]

Originally posted by Kitiara
WRT the "great guy" line... I think that's just the standard girl response to say basically "I just don't fancy you" without directly saying that... I dunno.
(In a sarcastic means of speaking) What? Girls?! ... TELLING A LIE?! NO!!

[Kitiara]

They do it because they think your feelings will be hurt less that way, I guess... :sure:

[BadMagick]

Originally posted by Kitiara
They do it because they think your feelings will be hurt less that way, I guess... :sure:
It only makes me feel even worse :(

[asphaltcowboy]

*sigh* it's because you're ugly or not attractive enough :P that doesn't mean you're not a great guy.. so don't worry..

*slaps BadMagick on the back*

cheer up :)

[asphaltcowboy]

I'd die for Kit!
but banning is another story.. ;)

[BadMagick]

Nice proposal Phil ... way to sweep her off her feet!

[Soul]

Originally posted by BadMagick
It only makes me feel even worse :( Stop your whining a be a man! :P

[asphaltcowboy]

Originally posted by BadMagick
It only makes me feel even worse :( Stop your whining find a man! :P

[Kitiara]

I'll just have to un-ban them. :)

I'm not marrying anybody just yet. :) Though I will consider all reasonable offers. :)

[asphaltcowboy]

Originally posted by Kitiara
Though I will consider all reasonable offers. :) I'll give you a fiver :P
eBay anyone?

[BadMagick]

A guy walks in a bar, says to the 'tender, "I'll have 2 beers." He drinks the one, dumps the second on his hand. Say to the 'tender again, "Give me 2 more." The bartender reluctantly agrees, and serves them up. Again, he downs the one, throws the other on his hand. Says, "Bartender - 2 more over here." The 'tender says to the man, "Hey pal, I'm not going to keep giving you drinks if you're just going to spill them all over the bar." The man says, "No need to get angry! I'm just trying to buy my date a drink!"

This concludes the hi-jacking of this thread. You man now return to normal discussion...

[BadMagick]

you bet ya!

[reverendflash]

http://www.thinedge.com/heart_.jpg

Revhttp://www.aulman.com/rev.gif

[asphaltcowboy]

You in need of a transplant Rev?
I'd gladly give you all my blood (assuming you needed it)

:love:

[Soul]

You posted that earlier in relation to Kit asphalt! Stop using the same lines on all your lovers :sleep:

[asphaltcowboy]

(well.. rev won't mind.. he's in denial over his love for me anyway ;))

[reverendflash]

Originally posted by asphaltcowboy
(well.. rev won't mind.. he's in denial over his love for me anyway ;))

funny, love wasn't the emotion I was feeling when I read this post...

;)

Revhttp://www.aulman.com/rev.gif

[asphaltcowboy]

Originally posted by 11
funny, love wasn't the emotion I was feeling when I read this post...

;) was it...?

*searches for an 'omg, I'm pissing myself laughing' emoticon*

;)

[Soul]

Perhaps it was lust

[asphaltcowboy]

Originally posted by Soul
Perhaps it was lust Understandable :sure:
Night all xx

[Coppertop]

Phil, I think you need a girl friend.

[Soul]

http://www.wtbw.net/geisha/p/206.jpg

[Coppertop]

they are unphit phor male consumption---IMO
that, you planning on cooking her?

that would explain plently

(by the way, what does IMO stand for?)

[nobody]

IMO= I Masturbate Often.

[ahmed]

Originally posted by *twitch*
IMO= I Masturbate Often. lmao!

[Coppertop]

Well then, that makes perphect sense.

(don't ban me please!)

[nobody]

That wasn't meant to be anything against you Phil. I swear.
:love:

[Coppertop]

Whats happening phil good buddy ol' pal?

[BadMagick]

Originally posted by Coppertop
Whats happening phil good buddy ol' pal?
(cough, cough) ... brown-noser... (cough, cough, cough!)
j/k

[comicGeek]

For people who don't have girlfriends: Have you tried casual sex instead? :-\

Casual sex is better than having a relationship for that matter! :trout:

[TheOrangeOne]

Originally posted by amp
I need a g/f. I'm feeling lonely and left out. :hair:

Oh for gods sake! You aint got a g/f? Boo hoo, quit browsing the web and get out there and meet people! Theres plenty out there.

Whining about it here is going to do you no good and only makes you seem weak and pathetic.

Yeesh!

[Jasninder]

Originally posted by TheOrangeOne
Whining about it here is going to do you no good and only makes you seem weak and pathetic.
Yeesh!


He's right, think all the girls here have a guy or 2 :sure:

[asphaltcowboy]

Originally posted by comicGeek
For people who don't have girlfriends: Have you tried casual sex instead? :-\

Casual sex is better than having a relationship for that matter! :trout: lol? no it isn't - not by the end anyway :sure:

[fester8542]

Originally posted by comicGeek
For people who don't have girlfriends: Have you tried casual sex instead? :-\

Casual sex is better than having a relationship for that matter! :trout:

Thats not a good idea either man. Someone is bound to get attached eventually.

Thats just setting yourself up.

Now if by casual you ment "one night stands" then you hit the nail on the head :)

[asphaltcowboy]

see! fester knows where it's at. well said m8 :thumb:

[[m]]

My guess is that some of the peeps in this thread asphalt, soul are... Gay.


No. Really.

They ARE batty boys. ****. :hangover:



No wonder they have a high postcount! They never get out...

[comicGeek]

Now if by casual you ment "one night stands" then you hit the nail on the head :)

That's exactly what I meant! :-\

Though it doesn't follow that you shouldn't see that person again :)

[Jasninder]

Yes one night stand :P
It's just one night, whoz got time for attachment rite?

Great point CG :)

[TheOrangeOne]

Heh, one night stands: Letting blokes get thier end away since 1950

[reverendflash]

Soul, don't go down to his level of name calling.

[m] stop it now! you know better than to start calling people names.

and who cares who has the most girls, or who likes boys... if you guys want to meet in person and see who can pee the farthest, fine. Just don't do it here.

Revhttp://www.aulman.com/rev.gif

[awligon]

Someone owes me at least $10 for the time it took me to read this thread, because that's ten minutes of my life I'll never get back... This is the most useless thing I've ever seen. -- and soul, come on man, "I've had more girlfriends than you have"??? No need to stoop down, all you need to say is I'm not gay, and if you are, who cares.

[BadMagick]

No, awligon, you're the most useless thing I've ever seen!

j/k

... That's why it's in the Random forum :)

[awligon]

very true, usually the conversation turns into something after a while though. haha

[RelandR]

actually random conversations usually disintegrate rather than get anywhere near meaningfull .... :sure:

****************


and Soul: we all :love: ya ....

most know that when you, asphalt and *twitch* get going, that you guys are only playing with each ...

..erm.., that doesn't sound right ...

..You guys are just fooling arrou....

that wasn't right either

;) you know what I mean - it's a joke ! yeah that's it...a joke !!!! ;)

[BadMagick]

Originally posted by RelandR
actually random conversations usually disintegrate rather than get anywhere near meaningfull .... :sure:
Like this one :)

[RelandR]

yeah, but this one deserrrrrved it ;)

[Soul]

Well he annoyed me! :m:

[asphaltcowboy]

Originally posted by 11
and who cares who has the most girls, or who likes boys... I'm gay! :thumb: (but only if you're good looking ;))

[awligon]

I used to be terrified of gay guys, but I've been through a lot of **** in the last year or so and completely changed everything about myself as a result, and I realized the other day that I now have a couple of gay friends. I know that's still pretty lame that I differentiate, but it's a step in the right direction I guess. :sigh:

[mojo-jojo]

ive got a few gay friends, i like them, they're (stereotypically) funny as f*ck i dont really have a problem :thumb: ..unless they hit on me.. (hasnt happened so far) sure i'd be flattered, but i dont swing that way..

[asphaltcowboy]

ok, so I'm not actually gay.. :sure:

I'm just teasing you all ;)

[thoriphes]

Originally posted by asphaltcowboy
ok, so I'm not actually gay.. :sure:

I'm just teasing you all ;) riiiiiiiiight....:sure:

[lostinbeta]

Originally posted by asphaltcowboy
ok, so I'm not actually gay.. :sure:

I'm just teasing you all ;)

So much for "hooking up" one day ;) We can still meet though :sure:

:P :trout:

[asphaltcowboy]

Originally posted by thoriphes
riiiiiiiiight....:sure: see.. already thor is in denial ;) :love:

[asphaltcowboy]

Originally posted by lostinbeta
So much for "hooking up" one day ;) We can still meet though :sure: cannae wait m8.. when are you coming over? :)

[lostinbeta]

Originally posted by asphaltcowboy
cannae wait m8.. when are you coming over? :)

Whenever I can afford a two way ticket and at the least a weekend vacation (preferably a week) in jolly 'ol England =)

[asphaltcowboy]

soon? :love: pfft! does it have to be two-way? ;)

ooh, I see you're redoing your site! can't wait :thumb: should start mine soon!

[lostinbeta]

Probably not soon :( But hopefully one day! England was always one of my "places to visit" countries anyway ;)

And no, it doesn't have to be two-way... if I had a job there.... :beam: lol

Yep-redoing my site, almost done my actual site, but theres something else I am releasing with it that I am working on now :beam: (top secret)

[asphaltcowboy]

Originally posted by lostinbeta
And no, it doesn't have to be two-way... if I had a job there.... :beam: lold'oh! not quite what I meant! :m:

:love:
Originally posted by lostinbeta
Yep-redoing my site, almost done my actual site, but theres something else I am releasing with it that I am working on now :beam: (top secret)oooh! *excited* :thumb:

[lostinbeta]

Originally posted by asphaltcowboy
d'oh! not quite what I meant! :m:

:love:

You dirty dirty guy you.... :love:


Uh oh... I sense it....




Awww :(

[Illuminae]

Originally posted by fester8542


Now if by casual you ment "one night stands" then you hit the nail on the head :)

:P

[awligon]

I hate to break it to you but there's only so much casual sex you can have before it becomes... well, just casual.

[lava]

wow, people are still posting in this thread?

[Digitalosophy]

Originally posted by comicGeek
For people who don't have girlfriends: Have you tried casual sex instead? :-\

Casual sex is better than having a relationship for that matter! :trout:

he :whistle: