Ronald MacDonald looking for a job

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Ronald McDonald Replaced by Timberlake
The global fast-food McDonalds franchise has just signed up Justin Timberlake - a singer-cum-dancer from the USA and popular with children - to a sponsorship-for-advertising deal for an undisclosed sum.
The Timberlake 35-city European concert tour will be now be sponsored by McDonalds, known worldwide for their inexpensive burger-and-fries meals. The tour is scheduled to start in Germany in November 2003
In a move to further play down their famous 'Ronald McDonald' character, the burger-making company want Timberlake to sing the new McDonalds' themesong (I'm lovin' it) in 'rap style' on their new commercials for television and cinema.

Source: abclocal.go.com

anybody know of a opening for a clown with a heart condition?

:beam:

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[asphaltcowboy]

"So cry me a burger.. you can go on and just.."

"I just wanna love ya nug-gg-gg-ets!"

Sounds like plan! :thumb:

[reverendflash]

poor guy...

I wonder if he has any retirement benefits...

I mean the Ronald MacDonald Homes are for sick kid's families, so will they take him in?

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[fester8542]

Screw the Clown. I hate those things.

But to replace him with that curly haired sixty pound little girl is a crime.

With that timberlake clown I bet they are going to have to change all thier signs.


Over 100 Billion turned gay

[reverendflash]

I detect something in your past put you off clowns, eh Fester?

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[fester8542]

One of my 2 fears

:hair:

[reverendflash]

that means also the Hamburgler, Grimace, the fries... all unemployed...

so sad... so very sad...

:(

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[fester8542]

Originally posted by reverendflash
that means also the Hamburgler, Grimace, the fries... all unemployed...

so sad... so very sad...

:(

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Who was that ugly arse girl duck/platapuss thingy?

[sintax321]

Ya I heard last year of rumors they are going to slowly phase out the clown. McDonalds takes a lot of critazism for markating to young kids with the clown so they are looking and ways to minamize that. This way there are jsut goign to take flack for using such a tool of a spokesman.

[fester8542]

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[reverendflash]

http://www.dougmacd.net/tfos/ronald.jpg

"Ronny" tries a new image...

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[pinx]

Originally posted by fester8542
One of my 2 fears

:hair:

which are clowns and gay people, i suppose.

[reverendflash]

::gets mental image of clowns running around in pink tutu's redecorating people's apts. forcefully::

rofl

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[fester8542]

Originally posted by pinx
which are clowns and gay people, i suppose.

Gay people? ummm...no

Clows and Electricity

[reverendflash]

Originally posted by fester8542
Gay people? ummm...no

Clows and Electricity

which are you more afraid of, Volts, amps or Watts?

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[fester8542]

Amps.

[reverendflash]

but amps can't hurt you if you don't have enough watts..

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[fester8542]

Regardless man.

I was bit by 240 a few years ago and Ive been horrified by it since.

::shudders::

[reverendflash]

just a few simple rules to keep you from getting toasted...

and yes, I have had that "burnt hair" smell coming from me as well...

respect is a good thing...

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[SureShot]

I like Ronald - they should keep him around. McDonalds just wouldnt be the same without him there ya know.


Speaking of retirement, I bet now you will see him in those adds, just like spiderman and the hulk - those are classic ads :)

[reverendflash]

they say they are moving away from "advertising aimed at kids by using a clown"

I wonder how Mr. Box feels about this... Is the writing on the wall for the "Box Dynasty?"

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[BadMagick]

I was hit with an electrical surge before ... it hurt like a mother! I couldn't feel my arm for an hour or so, it was just numb.

[thoriphes]

Originally posted by reverendflash
Ronald McDonald Replaced by Timberlake
The global fast-food McDonalds franchise has just signed up Justin Timberlake the world truly is tumbling in its own black hole :-\

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http://www.iamdrunk.com/loadies/drunkomonth/domrun3_2k/dom22k_r7.jpg

Ronald is taking it hard...

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[BadMagick]

I know Ronald stashed some Happy Meal toys in his pants before he left... wouldnt you?!

[Black_Lightning]

that they ditch ronald, ok

but replace him with justen timberlake.... ugh

why didn't they just buy the rights for the clown from the spawn comic ;)

[reverendflash]

http://www.byerly.org/intrest/IMAGE007.jpg

this just in...

Ronald held under investigation of impregnating Wendy...

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[reverendflash]

I didn't know Ronald drove a Hummer...

;)

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[BadMagick]

I'm amused by the simle on Ronald's face in that picture :) I dunno why, but I'm amused

[reverendflash]

yeah, right...

sure Phil... show me the article...

shame on you... telling fibs at your age...]

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[RelandR]

For a guy his age, with no particular marketable job skills, Ronald had to resort to capitalizing on his weekend pottery classes and his passion for cacti...
...Allthough McDonalds was not amused with the similarities ... and 10,000 figurines had to be recalled for re-painting, Ronald remains optomistic and was quoted as saying, " ... things are looking up for this Clown :thumb: !"

http://www.easininto.com/classClown2.jpg

[Coppertop]

hey, one time I took the lead out of a mechanical pencil, put one in each hand and stuck it in an electrical socket. My arms seized up and went numb for a few minutes. It felt weird.
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Ronald is gone? HAHA! But replacing him with justin timberlake? I mean, I hate clowns, but if thats what they are planning on doing, they should keep ronald. Or hell, just sack them all and keep the fries guy as their mascot. That would be the only time I would buy from McDonalds. Currently the only thing I buy from mcdonalds is their icecream because everything else is radioactive.

[reverendflash]

funny.

macdonalds doesn't have "ice cream" ...

no dairy whatsoever...

synthetic...

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