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DariusMonsef
September 3rd, 2003, 12:56 AM
What are some funny voice mail messages?

My current:

Hi, you've reached Ethan. I'm here, but I'm avoiding someone I don't like. So leave me a message and if I don't call you back; it's you.
grandsp5
September 3rd, 2003, 03:03 AM
buy or download the mp3

brown derbies - answering machine (Coca cola)

the title is something like that.
Jasninder
September 3rd, 2003, 04:34 AM
I ones had

Hi, this is GOD, please call me later i m busy right now.
Kitiara
September 3rd, 2003, 04:58 AM
I once set mine to something like "Look, I've told you before, just stop calling me. I know you still love me, but for crying out loud, have some self respect..." :P
mlk
September 3rd, 2003, 05:25 AM
Funny to some extent (really annoying after a while):
Hullo?......Oh, how are you ?..................Yeah,yeah.... well stop bugging my answering machine...

they actually start talking to you...
SureShot
September 3rd, 2003, 08:49 AM
go to Kazza and type in "answering machine" there are a ton of great ones on there... very funny ones for sure. I personally like the answering machine message from George on Seinfield.. hahaha

"belive it or not, George isnt at home - please leave a message at the beep..."

You have to hear it, it's great :P
BadMagick
September 3rd, 2003, 09:43 AM
I have Strong Bad from the one Marzipan answering machine feature for mine.

Sweepstakes Ron!
lava
September 3rd, 2003, 10:00 AM
This is what I used to have:
Sing along: Believe it or not, Raf isn't home, please leave a message at the beep. I must be out, or I'd answer the phone, where could I be? Believe it or not I'm not home!

You can get it from here:
http://www.mp3miracle.com/Seinfeld/GeorgeSAnsweringMach/
SureShot
September 3rd, 2003, 10:54 AM
That's the one I was talking about Lava :)
prstudio
September 3rd, 2003, 11:37 AM
seinfeld's

"believe it or not george isn't at home, please leave a message at the beep"

has the music and everything

its the greatest one ever...lol
lava
September 3rd, 2003, 12:44 PM
Originally posted by SureShot
That's the one I was talking about Lava :)
Oh, I didn't even notice you had said that. :) I had that message on my answering machine for about a year - it never got old.

I want to figure out how to get rid of george's voice so bad... I want to be able to sing that myself.
SureShot
September 3rd, 2003, 01:52 PM
just get the original song and then get one of those audio programs that let's you take just the song... I know I make it sound easy :)
reverendflash
September 3rd, 2003, 02:05 PM
http://jhanch.web2010.com/900.ram

Uncle John's Realaudio Jukebox has a ton of them... by all kinds of "famous" people including Brittany (I know you want it, Tuknuk)...

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SureShot
September 3rd, 2003, 03:26 PM
Originally posted by reverendflash
http://jhanch.web2010.com/900.ram

Uncle John's Realaudio Jukebox has a ton of them... by all kinds of "famous" people including Brittany (I know you want it, Tuknuk)...

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Your darn right I want it from Britney - there's a few others I wouldn't mind getting it from either ;)
reverendflash
September 3rd, 2003, 03:28 PM
Originally posted by SureShot
Your darn right I want it from Britney - there's a few others I wouldn't mind getting it from either ;)



this was about voice mail messages, right?

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DariusMonsef
September 3rd, 2003, 04:48 PM
Yes but I believe the Hi-Jack icon is reserved for the topic starter in the event he would like to get the topic back on track. As the topic creator I have no problem with this thread going off on variable tangents.

As a matter of fact, How often have you been caught picking your nose in public?
reverendflash
September 3rd, 2003, 04:53 PM
it was a personal snub for Tuknuk...

I was the one who hijacked the thread to start with (well, I baited Tuknuk into it)...

and I think Kirupa said the operative word "should."

therefore, the irony of using an anti-spam image to spam a thread was just to good of an opportunity to pass...

:beam:

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SureShot
September 3rd, 2003, 05:06 PM
therefore - you suck eggs! :)

I was not intending to "hi-jack" the thread, just point out that Britney Spears has a few things that I would like to have on me ;)

Ok enough, enough... back to the topic of nose picking...

I havent been caught - I dont think!
BadMagick
September 3rd, 2003, 07:32 PM
I thought these forums were Random for a reason ... because you could get off topic, and it's ok.

As a matter of fact, I'm taking this thread hostage right now!

Pigeons - flying rat, or a beautiful bird? What do you think? I'd like to hear from some Europeans on this one! I KNOW you've got tons of these guys in your big cities!
DariusMonsef
September 3rd, 2003, 07:56 PM
Holy pidgeon crap Batman!

I saw a TV special once on the different breeds of Pidgeons. There are like 300. There are actually shows where people show off the most mutated strain of pidgeon they could create. Some now have huge legs and tiny wings. Some have beeks so little they can't eat.

Pidgeons are also very good navigators. They actually gave some homing pidgeons metals back in World War II.
reverendflash
September 3rd, 2003, 08:01 PM
why not, they gave Jessica Lynch one...

;)

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BadMagick
September 3rd, 2003, 08:02 PM
I HATE getting pooped on by pigeons! It's so nasty! You're walking down the street, then a bird takes a crap on you, and your day just sucks after that!

You have to make a choice, do I walk around with sh*t on my shoulder until I can get it off (THANK GOD IT'S NOT YOUR HEAD!), or do I walk home and change real quick.
DariusMonsef
September 3rd, 2003, 08:06 PM
Yeah dang poopin pidgeons.

I think we should create a charity fund to raise enough money to hire lots of commercial pilots to take plane loads of human poop up higher into the air then pidgeons fly. Then they let all the poop out of the planes.. How do you like us now pidgeons?? huh?? you want some more??
BadMagick
September 3rd, 2003, 08:11 PM
A fine idea indeed Ethan! ... just remind me to stay inside until the next rainfall when we do that!
asphaltcowboy
September 3rd, 2003, 08:17 PM
Originally posted by BadMagick
I HATE getting pooped on by pigeons! It's so nasty! You're walking down the street, then a bird takes a crap on you, and your day just sucks after that!

You have to make a choice, do I walk around with sh*t on my shoulder until I can get it off (THANK GOD IT'S NOT YOUR HEAD!), or do I walk home and change real quick. actually.. your head is better - you can wash it off easily - have you got any idea how much it costs to dry clean a suit? :sigh:
morse
September 3rd, 2003, 08:19 PM
mine:
"um... you know the drill."
BadMagick
September 3rd, 2003, 08:24 PM
Originally posted by asphaltcowboy
have you got any idea how much it costs to dry clean a suit? :sigh:
OxyClean, baby!

I dunno though man ... I know you could wash it off easy, but, that's just plain NASTY! I have big time issues with animals and their feces.

Speaking of which, did you know beavers have to eat their own poop?! I dunno if you've tried it, but eating wood is a hard thing to do, and their bodies can't digest the wood into the nutrients it needs until AFTER the digestive tract. The breakdown happens in the excretory system, then after that they chow down on their droppings - sick!

*Somehow they can tell which poop is edible. Can't eat the same poop twice!
asphaltcowboy
September 3rd, 2003, 08:30 PM
rabbits eat their poop too - because their digestive system isnt good enough to get all the nutrients first time.. apparently :)
BadMagick
September 3rd, 2003, 08:34 PM
Originally posted by asphaltcowboy
rabbits eat their poop too
See, I didn't know that because I've never seen a Discovery Channel documentary on the life of a rabbit. An interesting life that must be ... What's up doc?