A very special person

[valay5]

I was wondering of anyone had any tips 4 me. I have a very stong love for a speacial girl in my classes, who i would die 4. She's hot, has a gr8 personality, and is very humorous. She seems to show interest in me, but we're just friends:*( . So i was wondering if anyone had any advice so we could be the perfect couple. And any advice what i shouldn't and should do. I greatly appreaciate your help! Thanks.

[nobody]

Please don't hold me accountable if this ruins your life.



alex, I removed the sexually explicit stuff in your message; Should have done it earlier. :bad:

[nobody]

Sorry, couldn't resist. =)

[kirupa]

Just stay friends, and do what Phil says - wait till you are done with college ;)

[Soul]

You're first step should be to learn to spell special

[nobody]

Chicks dig good spellerers. ;)

[morse]

Originally posted by *twitch*
During the middle of class jump up and announce your love to her. Then proceed to straddle her desk and rip her clothes off, exposing her luscious body to the class room and yourself. If she has not already fallen in love with you at this point I recommend licking her forhead and possibly even poking her left eyeball with a dull knife. Also, tell her her underwear are nice and she has better breasts than you thought, because you couldn't see them very well through the binoculars, and plus, those shrubs outside her window are annoying. After this you should ask her to the movies and go back to your seat as if nothing happened. Girls dig that, it works for me. :thumb:

Please don't hold me accountable if this ruins your life.
lmfao

[Xpeder]

Originally posted by *twitch*
Chicks dig good spellerers. ;)

danm!! hahah you mean spellers riiiiight ;)

make a fake gun with your fingers and pretend to shoter her by making a clicking nose with your mouth then say "How you dooing"
then wink.;)

maybe even an "aaaaay" like the fonze he always had chicks flocking to him.

[teet]

seriously though, i think you should just ask her out (movies are good b/c you don't have to talk as much and some of the pressure is taken off).

chances are she already has figured out if you're in the "friend zone" or "more than a friend zone" so just go for it...if she says NO then things probably will be awkward between you two for quite a while, but at least you won't go on torturing yourself wondering what she is truly thinking.

-teet

[andr.in]

exactly my situation!!
I haven't got a clue... just don't listen to twitch ;)

[Xpeder]

oooor go to a party that she will also be at and get her good and drunk then ask here and if she still says no then its no big deal she probably wont remember you even talking to her when she wakes up hahah.

[Xpeder]

Originally posted by Syko
exactly my situation!!
I haven't got a clue... just don't listen to twitch ;)

all of us are geeks on this forum anyways i am sher most everyone has had this problem not that we don't have a clue it is that we are to scared.

[eilsoe]

I had the same problem back in 8th grade, I LOVED a special girl, and we were also friends, but when I told her about how I felt, she rejected me completely, she doesn't even say "hi" when I see her, even to this day :)

she's such a snob... don't even know WHAT I saw in her back then :)

[andr.in]

hmm... better not tell her...at least not yet...

[overclocker23]

This is the problem with women.

You can resist but love them and then you you regret it.

[ahmed]

Originally posted by *twitch*
During the middle of class jump up and announce your love to her. Then proceed to straddle her desk and rip her clothes off, exposing her luscious body to the class room and yourself. If she has not already fallen in love with you at this point I recommend licking her forhead and possibly even poking her left eyeball with a dull knife. Also, tell her her underwear are nice and she has better breasts than you thought, because you couldn't see them very well through the binoculars, and plus, those shrubs outside her window are annoying. After this you should ask her to the movies and go back to your seat as if nothing happened. Girls dig that, it works for me. :thumb:

Please don't hold me accountable if this ruins your life. yup.. what *twitch* said... it really works.. :)

[asphaltcowboy]

Originally posted by valay5
I was wondering of anyone had any tips 4 me. I have a very stong love for a speacial girl in my classes, who i would die 4. She's hot, has a gr8 personality, and is very humorous. She seems to show interest in me, but we're just friends:*( . So i was wondering if anyone had any advice so we could be the perfect couple. And any advice what i shouldn't and should do. I greatly appreaciate your help! Thanks. give her a picture of a 'plain concert arena' - woman go mad for those kinda things ;)

[nobody]

Originally posted by asphaltcowboy
give her a picture of a 'plain concert arena' - woman go mad for those kinda things ;)

lmao

[Kitiara]

Originally posted by asphaltcowboy
give her a picture of a 'plain concert arena' - woman go mad for those kinda things ;) It's true, every woman that's seen that picture has gone mad... ;)

[valay5]

Thanks 4 ur help so far guys. I really appreaciate it.:)

[valay5]

Originally posted by *twitch*
During the middle of class jump up and announce your love to her. Then proceed to straddle her desk and rip her clothes off, exposing her luscious body to the class room and yourself. If she has not already fallen in love with you at this point I recommend licking her forhead and possibly even poking her left eyeball with a dull knife. Also, tell her her underwear are nice and she has better breasts than you thought, because you couldn't see them very well through the binoculars, and plus, those shrubs outside her window are annoying. After this you should ask her to the movies and go back to your seat as if nothing happened. Girls dig that, it works for me. :thumb:

Please don't hold me accountable if this ruins your life.

I like that idea!!!!

[nobody]

I'm glad I could be of help valay. =)

[asphaltcowboy]

Originally posted by Kitiara
It's true, every woman that's seen that picture has gone mad... ;) let's face it.. kit just can't leep her hands off me ;)

[Digigamer]

uh. Here are some quick tips.

1. Stop thinking of her as a goddess. No girl is a goddess. None of them. Even if she is humping you 24/7 and has a D cup SHE IS NOT A GODDESS! It is permitted to call her a "*****" but nothing else. ESSPECIALLY GODDESS.

2. Stop giving her so much attention and stop thinking about her too much. Right now she's probably not into you very much becuase you are letting her control every aspect of your life and are acting like her dog, doing everything she asks you too. The only reason that she is flirting with you a little is so that you continue to walk at her heals. Basically you should make yourself unavailible to her so that she has to work to get you.

That's it for now.


man, if only I could follow my own advice...

[asphaltcowboy]

D-cups not my thing tbh :)

[nobody]

Me either, it's actually somewhat of a turn off for me.

Slap hands asphalt!

[asphaltcowboy]

Originally posted by *twitch*
Me either, it's actually somewhat of a turn off for me.

Slap hands asphalt! did you mean to slap me? or are we talking high fives here? :sure:

[nobody]

high fives silly

[reverendflash]

great!

High Fiving White Guys...

Just what the world needs more of...

;)

Revhttp://www.aulman.com/rev.gif

[asphaltcowboy]

*low fives twitch* :thumb:

*slaps rev* ;)

[Digigamer]

Originally posted by asphaltcowboy
D-cups not my thing tbh :)

yeah, your right. The C cups are much better. So take out the D and enter the C.

[Kitiara]

Can I just point out at this juncture that bigger **** doesn't necessarily make a girl a nicer person / better girlfriend? :)

[asphaltcowboy]

yeah, and big **** annoy me. they just get in the way! :-\

[nobody]

*low fives asphalt back*
*smacks rev upside the head*

[asphaltcowboy]

*spanks rev* ;)

(does thor have small breasts?)

[nobody]

thor has perfect breasts.. back off, he's mine. Just because we slap hands doesn't mean you can steal my man.

[asphaltcowboy]

I was just asking! lostinsexeh is meh man ;)

[nobody]

Alright alright. That's fair.

[thoriphes]

you know what turns me on? intellect.


Originally posted by asphaltcowboy
*spanks rev* ;)

(does thor have small breasts?) and you stay away from my breasts, big boy ;)

[mojo-jojo]

so far i think flash fool's idea is the best, hell its worked for me (good results and bad ones..) but hey, if she asks about it the next day jus do a casual 'oh i said that? sorry must've been the alcohol' (for some reason that sounds best said in a sleazy, posh, british accent) or something. or go for the kill with *twitch*'s idea eithers gotta be good... :)

[Ranoka]

Originally posted by Digigamer
uh. Here are some quick tips.

1. Stop thinking of her as a goddess. No girl is a goddess. None of them. Even if she is humping you 24/7 and has a C cup SHE IS NOT A GODDESS! It is permitted to call her a "b1tch" but nothing else. ESSPECIALLY GODDESS.

2. Stop giving her so much attention and stop thinking about her too much. Right now she's probably not into you very much becuase you are letting her control every aspect of your life and are acting like her dog, doing everything she asks you too. The only reason that she is flirting with you a little is so that you continue to walk at her heals. Basically you should make yourself unavailible to her so that she has to work to get you.


This man gives good advice! Trust me, you dont want to get a crush on a girl, it will never lead anywhere good.

Dont ask out your best friend! (unless you are over 25, and you know it will go somewhere!)

Dont lose mates over girls...

And nomatter what advice people give you, you'll probably learn the hard way...

[valay5]

Originally posted by Phil Jayhan
so Valay,

We all want to know what the resolution to this is/was; What have you done/gunna do soon? They are pur patented ideas, and if your gunna use them, we get to know how;

cheers~!
pj :P

Well she called me sexy yesterday, and said that she wants me so bad. So i think she likes me:love:

[Kajinku]

Originally posted by valay5
Well she called me sexy yesterday, and said that she wants me so bad. So i think she likes me:love:
You "think"?! I knew men were slow, but I'm not *that* slow. ;)

[ahmed]

Originally posted by Kajinku
You "think"?! I knew men were slow, but I'm not *that* slow. ;) haha

[andr.in]

Originally posted by valay5
Well she called me sexy yesterday, and said that she wants me so bad. So i think she likes me:love:
well lucky you!

[valay5]

Originally posted by Syko
well lucky you!

Yea, and it was a weird to. I just said hello, then she said hey, then i said wazup, and then she n2m sexy what about youuuuu! etc.

[valay5]

Originally posted by Kajinku
You "think"?! I knew men were slow, but I'm not *that* slow. ;)

haha very funny...:sure:

[Soul]

Valays gonna get some lovinnnnn ;)

[valay5]

Originally posted by Soul
Valays gonna get some lovinnnnn ;)

funny soul, funny!=)

[Soul]

We want pictures of the big night...and maybe a video too ;)

[valay5]

Originally posted by Soul
We want pictures of the big night...and maybe a video too ;)

Well picturees a can do but video no

[Xpeder]

you could have soul follow you aorund with a camera hiding in the bushes pitching you lines.

[valay5]

Originally posted by Flash fool
you could have soul follow you aorund with a camera hiding in the bushes pitching you lines.

No... it's okay, no thanks.

[Digitalosophy]

woah well if she likes you then don't be a lil you know what! get big man!

[Soul]

Originally posted by Digitalosophy
get big man! Sick! :P:P

[comicGeek]

Oh man this thread is so phunny! :P

[valay5]

Originally posted by comicGeek
Oh man this thread is so phunny! :P

Not really:P

[valay5]

Originally posted by Digitalosophy
woah well if she likes you then don't be a lil you know what! get big man!

What r u talking about

[asphaltcowboy]

no no, cG is right, this thread is funneh! *giggle* :thumb:

lmao @ 'get big' ;)

[nobody]

Originally posted by asphaltcowboy
no no, cG is right, this thread is funneh! *giggle* :thumb:

lmao @ 'get big' ;)

exactly what I was just going to say.

and to reiterate... LMAO at get big.

[asphaltcowboy]

Originally posted by xxviii
exactly what I was just going to say. great minds... well, you know the rest ;)

[ahmed]

LMAO at get big!

[nobody]

:love:

[valay5]

Alright! Now i'm really confused! I dont get what any of u are talking about, and what is ifamo or whatever:h:

[replode]

LMAO- laugh my arse off ;)

[valay5]

Originally posted by Replode
LMAO- laugh my arse off ;)

Alright, that helps a little... but what is everyone else talking about???

[nobody]

Gettin big

[valay5]

Originally posted by xxviii
Gettin big

Would u stop saying big and c***, because it's getting on my nerves, and no one is saying anything meaningful, or explaining.:m:

[valay5]

I have decided to bring this thread back to life. Things are not the same as when i talked about it then.....

[ahmed]

lol, do you just love being mocked? :-\

[REEF·]

Here, I have a tip for you. Never ask advice on personal matters, especially on a forums...geez, people give you the wrong advice and you end up messing things up. I might sound kind of mean here, but I'm right. Just go what you think is right :thumb:.

[norie]

Originally posted by Sharif
Here, I have a tip for you. Never ask advice on personal matters, especially on a forums...geez, people give you the wrong advice and you end up messing things up. I might sound kind of mean here, but I'm right. Just go what you think is right :thumb:.
naw, just "Ask kit" ;)

the secret society of mods will be on your problem in no time :beam:

[seattle]

lol this thread keeps on reapperaing

[norie]

Originally posted by seattle
lol this thread keeps on reapperaing
ahh..... revival... Pretty common 'round dese parts ;)

[valay5]

Originally posted by seattle
lol this thread keeps on reapperaing

yes, yes it does:P :smirk:

[asphaltcowboy]

Originally posted by valay5
yes, yes it does:P :smirk: /me loves the fact that you think that's a good thing... :P

[ahmed]

Originally posted by asphaltcowboy
/me loves the fact that you think that's a good thing... :P lmao :D

[APDesign]

Originally posted by asphaltcowboy
/me loves the fact that you think that's a good thing... :P

LOL, I have to agree that this thread is funny... I also have to agree that "big ****" are waaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaay over rated.... I just don't like them.

[norie]

Originally posted by APDesign
LOL, I have to agree that this thread is funny... I also have to agree that "big ****" are waaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaay over rated.... I just don't like them.
i agree, **** are good in moderation.

[Jasninder]

Originally posted by seattle
lol this thread keeps on reapperaing



back from the dead ones again :h:

[norie]

I think it's the season; everyone likes to reminisce.:?)

[Jasninder]

not everyone id' say, not if past is painful u know.

[rere420]

Originally posted by valay5
Yea, and it was a weird to. I just said hello, then she said hey, then i said wazup, and then she n2m sexy what about youuuuu! etc.


well you must have done something right??? Good luck



Originally posted by norie
i agree, **** are good in moderation.


There is nothing bad about having a big rack!!!

I can speak from experiance...

I never had a huge rack-okay good size but, then long after they should be done growing they decided that being a D and a relatively large D was a good idea and I have been stuck with themever since.;)

I tend to leave them in my shirt and not falling out, so it really isnt that big of a deal..and that they dont really get in the way..other then having to by bigger shirts then my size..that sort of sucks:)

[Phat7]

uuuhhm.... aaaa..... eerrr.... hmmm..... :h:

[Jasninder]

Originally posted by rere420
well you must have done something right??? Good luck





There is nothing bad about having a big rack!!!

I can speak from experiance...

I never had a huge rack-okay good size but, then long after they should be done growing they decided that being a D and a relatively large D was a good idea and I have been stuck with themever since.;)

I tend to leave them in my shirt and not falling out, so it really isnt that big of a deal..and that they dont really get in the way..other then having to by bigger shirts then my size..that sort of sucks:)




:whistle:

[norie]

:h: rrriiiiiggghhhhhttttttt

[Jasninder]

ok let this one sink now :P

[fester8542]

The key to that would be to stop posting in it.

:thumb::trout:

[Phat7]

Why? It's getting really interesting! seriously :} :P

[norie]

Originally posted by Phat7
Why? It's getting really interesting! seriously :} :P
yea who DOESN'T love a weird conversation about boobies? :P

[Jasninder]

i do :P

please cont.. rere :P

[norie]

Originally posted by Jasninder
i do :P

please cont.. rere :P
well, we can talk about rears... if that's your thang :)

[valay5]

[QUOTE]Originally posted by rere420
[B]well you must have done something right??? Good luck

Thanks

[Kitiara]

Originally posted by rere420
There is nothing bad about having a big rack!!!

I can speak from experiance...

I never had a huge rack-okay good size but, then long after they should be done growing they decided that being a D and a relatively large D was a good idea and I have been stuck with themever since.;) That's sooo unfair. Why didn't that ever happen to me? :)

[Laslett]

D's wouldn't suit you Kit. They'd make you look all out of proportion with you being a size 6.

Its personality that counts!


Sorry i meant wouldn't suit kit as suggested by the rest of the sentance

[norie]

Originally posted by Laslett
D's would suit you Kit. They'd make you look all out of proportion with you being a size 6.

Its personality that counts!
for ugly people, including myself :vamp:

jk :P

[eilsoe]

"That's sooo unfair. Why didn't that ever happen to me? "


Well then let's see 'em :love:







:P u know I'm kidding... or am I :bad:

[Kitiara]

Originally posted by Laslett
D's wouldn't suit you Kit. They'd make you look all out of proportion with you being a size 6. Good point. I'd be all off balance and keep falling forward. But I guess at least I'd never land on my face. :P
Originally posted by Eilsoe
Well then let's see 'em Hehe, nice try there. Nice try. :)

[Jasninder]

nah not very nice try :P

[eilsoe]

Can't blame a guy for trying :sure:

[ave]

if all else fails valay5 try 'Rohypnol'

mmm maybe i shouldnt have posted this, sorry must have bypassed my 'bad taste' chip.

[Phat7]

Originally posted by Kitiara
Hehe, nice try there. Nice try. :)

Quoting Johnny Depp: We have two options, we either see them or we don't see them. :)

[:jeni:]

love sux

[Phat7]

wow... that's a very daring thing to say right there... :sigh:

[ave]

love sux

depends on how much u are paying surely ??

joke people....joke :smirk:

[StylingPaT]

Yah love sucks lol. Its like a black hole. Once you fall in, its impossible to get out of.

[comicGeek]

If you think that love sucks, then you have a very shallow understanding of the word!

[Jasninder]

ditto :love:
true love is the most beautiful gift one can wish to live for...

what do u know about loving or being loved to say "love sux" ?

[Phat7]

I don't know about that but she definitely knows how to bring a thread back :)

[Jasninder]

If u go back 2-3 pages back i said " let this one sink now "

i repeat hahaha :P

[fester8542]

Originally posted by :jeni:
love sux

Its worth the risk.

[Phat7]

Originally posted by Jasninder
If u go back 2-3 pages back i said " let this one sink now "

i repeat hahaha :P

I don't understand what you got against this thread Jaz :h:

[Jasninder]

no man i have nothing against this thread... i was just kidding =)

and it's no fun as rere is not posting anymore :P

[Phat7]

i think we scared her off, all our posts showed our dark side and how bad maniacs we are... :bad:

[norie]

we're not all 'bad maniacs'






i'm a 'crazy lunatic' :crazy:

[rere420]

you didnt scare me off...I just this thing called a job that has nothing to do w ith computers, design or anything so somedays I dont get here!!!!

I also am a full time graduate student and have finals this week..in other words I am not sleeping this or next week!

But, I'm not scared off!

[Phat7]

Good luck with your finals Re ;)

[rere420]

thanks....I feel asleep in the books at about 2:00 this a.m. and didnt finish studying --Hope I pass---

[Phat7]

What are the finals on?

[rere420]

today...masters seminar in crime and justice
tomorrow...seminar in corrections
next wednesday. intimate violence and sexul assualt
next thursday...criminal and political profiling

I also have final papers due for 3 out 4 and those dont count as the final...there just due!

[fester8542]

Originally posted by rere420
next wednesday. intimate violence and sexul assualt


I heard about that class.

Isnt that where they teach you the art of rape and beating the snot out of your loved ones?

:P :love: :trout:

[rere420]

yup...

no really..it is great class but..I hate that it ends at 10:30 because then I leave adn walk back about a mile through the streets of Boston to a dimmly lit parking garage after spending three hours discussing rape, sexual assualt and violence....

Good Times

[Phat7]

Are you majoring as a Criminalist?

[rere420]

i have an undergraduate degree in criminology and I will be done with my master in criminal justice systems in May (i hope!)

[valay5]

You'll never scare me enough to get me off this site.