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Kitiara
August 28th, 2003, 09:58 AM
I just have to post this... Churchill do this thing in September where we have a big fund-raising day. Each department does something. Suggestions so far from the eCommerce lot:

1. Glug Glug Glug
Players must pay 50p to bet on who on the team can down a pint the fastest.

2. Truth or Dare
People must pay £1.00 to play and can ask a question or give us a dare - the team take it in turns to tell the truth/do the dare.

3. Swear/Cuss/Ridicule Box
Whenever anyone on our team swears/speaks badly of another or takes the mickey, they have to pay 20p (low amount due to possible bankruptcy).

4. Singalong E-com
Every hour, people have to pay 50p to vote for a song for the team to go and sing outside reception.

5. Busking Web Team
Take in turns as pairs to beg in reception/the diner - we all have to bring an instrument in to beg with (and wear rollerskates).

And Asphalt, stop laughing.

Maxtr0sity
August 28th, 2003, 10:03 AM
Hahahaha, I like the Truth or Dare idea, that game has always been fun and a bit embarassing.

asphaltcowboy
August 28th, 2003, 10:07 AM
I'm liking the singing one ;)

Aside: hahahahaha! :P

Kitiara
August 28th, 2003, 10:09 AM
No, the singing one is bad. Especially with my voice. :P

I'm not going with no. 3, I'll be broke by lunchtime... :sure:

You wait... if you're here on that day... :evil:

Maxtr0sity
August 28th, 2003, 10:11 AM
O the 'Adventures of Kit + Asphalt' begins.:P

asphaltcowboy
August 28th, 2003, 10:12 AM
hahahahhahaa *points and laughs* :P

Singing! Singing! :thumb:

Soul
August 28th, 2003, 10:13 AM
Make sure he's in Kit :bad:

asphaltcowboy
August 28th, 2003, 10:16 AM
...but I can sing ;)

Kitiara
August 28th, 2003, 10:17 AM
That's it, you are <i>so</i> coming in that day (thanks for the backup Soul ;) ).

Whether I let you join in the Quake tournament of course... :P

asphaltcowboy
August 28th, 2003, 10:19 AM
Yeah, that's it - no quake, no singing :P

Kitiara
August 28th, 2003, 10:29 AM
I'm running out of Ibuprofen here... :P

More suggestions include:

Sponsored silence!
Maybe we can pay the loudest member of the team a sum to keep quiet for the day...

Pin the tail on something, (we can amend this to a face of a celebrity/colleague and say pin their nose/eyes/mouth on or something to make it a but more interesting).
The closet wins a prize.

Velcro hat game
You can buy a velcro hat and ball game and the idea is that someone throws a ball and the catcher has to catch it on their hat...

Voetsjoeba
August 28th, 2003, 10:33 AM
Lol, Soul, can you head over there and film it :P ?

Niann
August 28th, 2003, 10:38 AM
Wow and to think we go bowling once a year for charity, and have casual fridays. If you donate you can wear jeans. Of course the IT department gets to wear jeans anyway, but we still chip in. =) Oh and the singing would be a bad idea in this department as well. ;)

Cheers!
-Niann

mdipi
August 28th, 2003, 10:39 AM
kit :P :trout:

what did you have to do?

how about

Line Art Day
Each contestent pays £1.00 to participate in 5 line art contests against Kit.


i like it :D

Cello
August 28th, 2003, 10:45 AM
Kit singing a bad idea? Shame on you! :m:

They don't call her Eartha for nowt tha know lad ;)

How about a variation on the coconut shy game? Replace the nuts with bleeding Churchill Bulldogs and let the employees have their revenge. :evil:

Make a fortune I think :)

Kitiara
August 28th, 2003, 10:52 AM
Now that idea I like... :evil: And Line Art Day. :P

I haven't had to do anythign yet, this is happening in a few weeks. We're planning what to do. So far the Coconut Shy with Nodding Dogs seems to be a goer... :)

Cello
August 28th, 2003, 11:18 AM
Hehe - got another one
Heard of splat the rat? Replace the rat with aforementioned bleeding Churchill dog, et voila! (This way you only need two or three dogs)

50p a go. High in satisfaction; worth every penny :evil:

Soul
August 28th, 2003, 11:25 AM
Originally posted by Kitiara
Sponsored silence!
Maybe we can pay the loudest member of the team a sum to keep quiet for the day..... we all know who that is :sure:

Kitiara
August 28th, 2003, 11:27 AM
<b>*Points to Dan*</b>

Him. :beam:

Honestly, just won't shut up... :P

*Ducks and cowers from retribution* :)

asphaltcowboy
August 28th, 2003, 11:35 AM
Er! I've barely said a word to you all day.. well.. apart from 'hahaha' when I beat you 2 times at pool (it would have been 3 if I hadn't potted the cue ball after the black by accident :P)

so :P

Kitiara
August 28th, 2003, 11:37 AM
I thought I told you never to mention that..? :P You just got lucky, that's all. I hadn't drunk enough alcohol by that point. I couldn't balance in high heels. I'm too short to reach across the table properly...

asphaltcowboy
August 28th, 2003, 11:39 AM
excuses excuses, we played best of three last time as well.. I make that 3-3 :beam:

and that's including that frame that I should have won :P

Kitiara
August 28th, 2003, 11:42 AM
Ah, but <i>should</i> win isn't the same as <i>did</i> win now, is it? :beam:

Alright, I'll accept that we're tied at the moment. :)

NaliWarCow
August 28th, 2003, 12:20 PM
Truth or dare for sure:

Asphalts dares:

1). Dare kit to take a picture of her face and post it on the net.

2). Dare kit to ban soul/any other member.

3). Dare kit to sing and video tape it.

Soul
August 28th, 2003, 07:22 PM
Originally posted by NaliWarCow
2). Dare kit to ban soulHey! :P

[Legoman]
August 28th, 2003, 08:35 PM
originally by kit
Pin the tail on something, (we can amend this to a face of a celebrity/colleague and say pin their nose/eyes/mouth on or something to make it a but more interesting).
The closet wins a prize.
...a very surreal end to the game. I think you should expand on the idea of randomly rewarding the furniture.

Kitiara
August 29th, 2003, 05:21 AM
Well, we tried to go for something with a twist to it... :)

Alternatively the email I copied and pasted from had a typo. Meh. :P

Latest ideas include

1. Hiring some big boxing gloves and beating up managers.

2. Run-By Shootings with water pistols.