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reverendflash
August 27th, 2003, 03:03 PM
http://www.thesmokinggun.com/graphics/art3/usopenrules1.gif
http://www.thesmokinggun.com/graphics/art3/usopenrules2.gif
from www.thesmokinggun.com

I'd like to know what an "unnatural haircut" would look like...

and what do they consider "extreme dying" of the hair...

no tattoo's on the nuckles either...


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SureShot
August 27th, 2003, 03:09 PM
hahaha that is great!

That's pretty much every retailers dream job description sheet :)
reverendflash
August 27th, 2003, 03:10 PM
that bone through your nose would get you tossed pretty quick, eh Tuknuk?

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asphaltcowboy
August 27th, 2003, 03:11 PM
Yeah, Wimbledon is the same - they have rigorous training sessions, regular uniform and other rule checks... frightening really.. :)
reverendflash
August 27th, 2003, 03:13 PM
but this isn't Wimbledon... This is in Flushing, NY... in the summer time, with airplanes flying overhead... no strawberries and cream...

Brits are known to be stuffy dressers, not New Yorkers...

;)

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SureShot
August 27th, 2003, 03:15 PM
how did you know about the bone rev? I took it out for the pic of myself in the other thread - your pretty sharp ;)
Coppertop
August 27th, 2003, 03:19 PM
Bone? Well, near toronto almost all of whales are dead, so I had to settle with a metal rod.
reverendflash
August 27th, 2003, 03:24 PM
Originally posted by SureShot
how did you know about the bone rev? I took it out for the pic of myself in the other thread - your pretty sharp ;)

just a hunch, really...

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asphaltcowboy
August 27th, 2003, 03:34 PM
Is there a big whole in his nose? ;)
SureShot
August 27th, 2003, 03:34 PM
yup - 2 of em ;)
reverendflash
August 27th, 2003, 03:41 PM
http://www.civilization.ca/cmc/archeo/oracles/peaux/f11.jpg

Tuknuk & Family... (without the bone)

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Coppertop
August 27th, 2003, 03:50 PM
Hehehe.
SureShot
August 27th, 2003, 04:02 PM
dont encourage him.
mdipi
August 27th, 2003, 04:17 PM
ahaha. to bad this wasnt more outragous. good laugh :thumb:
Coppertop
August 27th, 2003, 04:27 PM
I am the fake tuknuk (hehe)
SureShot
August 27th, 2003, 04:35 PM
I noticed that - very funny :)

as long as you know your place - but seeing as you are from Ontario, your conisdered a brother now. Let's go hunt some walrus shall we!:)
reverendflash
August 27th, 2003, 04:38 PM
http://www.riemunoz.com/images/KingIsland/ng_136b.jpg

outing for Tuknuk & his "Posse"

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Soul
August 27th, 2003, 04:55 PM
Hehe no muttonchops :thumb:
reverendflash
August 27th, 2003, 05:02 PM
I guess that Nuckle Tattoo I was gonna get has to be postponed...

anyone know where I can buy some fake eyebrows? I burned mine off in a "technical difficulty" I was having with my Toaster Oven...

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nobody
August 27th, 2003, 05:03 PM
I could shave mine off and send them to you if you'd like rev.
reverendflash
August 27th, 2003, 05:09 PM
You do, and I'll send a black van to your house...

:evil:

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Coppertop
August 27th, 2003, 05:09 PM
Chefy!!! I got me a big 'un!
nobody
August 27th, 2003, 05:24 PM
Wait your going to give me a car if I give you my eyebrows?
THAT'S AWESOME! DEAL!

-twitchy:snug:
Coppertop
August 27th, 2003, 05:29 PM
hehehe.
reverendflash
August 27th, 2003, 05:39 PM
Originally posted by *twitch*
Wait your going to give me a car if I give you my eyebrows?
THAT'S AWESOME! DEAL!

-twitchy:snug:

yeah, that's the ticket...

stay where you are...

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nobody
August 27th, 2003, 05:45 PM
*Stands in position, awaits free car*
Soul
August 27th, 2003, 05:47 PM
Run 28! Run!!
nobody
August 27th, 2003, 05:48 PM
What, why?
reverendflash
August 27th, 2003, 06:06 PM
get in the van Sparky!

http://www.supremeind.com/dryfreight/vanbodies/images/Large/Black%20Van%20Bodies_lg.jpg

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nobody
August 27th, 2003, 06:12 PM
It's a truck!! :love:
thank you rev
here's your part:

http://www.kinesophobia.com/for/browse.jpg
reverendflash
August 27th, 2003, 06:13 PM
don't worry, you aren't exactly driving...

you get in the back with all of your "toys" for a little ride...

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nobody
August 27th, 2003, 06:14 PM
Oh really?
Cool!


*gets in truck*
reverendflash
August 27th, 2003, 06:16 PM
::searches for the lock::

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nobody
August 27th, 2003, 06:17 PM
lock?
*starts to get suspicious*

OMG! ARE WE GOING TO DISNEYLAND?
reverendflash
August 27th, 2003, 06:19 PM
let's just call it "The Farm."

::locks the door::

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nobody
August 27th, 2003, 06:20 PM
The farm?

Why do you call Disneyland the farm? Do you think micky mouse is like a lobster you grow on a farm or something?
I mean geeeee wizzz mister.
reverendflash
August 27th, 2003, 06:22 PM
Oh, there'll be mice on "The Farm," I don't know if anyone know them well enough, or if any are named Mickey tho...

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nobody
August 27th, 2003, 06:23 PM
OH IS IT A COMPUTER FARM?!?!!?
Because this one time... well it wasn't this one time, it's all the time, even right now like I have a mouse on my computer and his name is Joseph.
Coppertop
August 27th, 2003, 06:24 PM
(are reverends alowed to do this? oh well)

Give him some candy rev, hes becoming suspicious.

Edit: no, nevermind.
reverendflash
August 27th, 2003, 06:24 PM
stay put, I'll send the rubber truck...

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nobody
August 27th, 2003, 06:26 PM
Rubber Duckie your the one. You make bath time oh so fun.

I wonder if this would be considered highjacking a thread.... hmmmm
reverendflash
August 27th, 2003, 06:48 PM
no wearing of sunglasses inside...

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NaliWarCow
August 27th, 2003, 07:17 PM
Ok 28, we'll go to disneyworld.

/me drives 28 to a burned down warehouse and says "oh no, Disneyworld burned down."
nobody
August 27th, 2003, 07:41 PM
DISNEYWORLD BURNED DOWN?
/me doesn't understand the /me thing but will attempt to use it any way.
/me is sad:*(