religious thoughts

[yonip]

I found this kind of odd today when a morman like character appeared at my doorstep. I know some of them were traveling through my hood in packs doing their thing but this guy was stange as could be . He came to my door he was looking straight inside [door has fogged out front window] and automatically new my name and asked if he could save me. I did what he asked and then asked me some obvious questions, like what city we are in [ I live dead middle of virginia beach / even the road you turn off to get to my hood is called virginia beach ] My address, I live on a street coner with this huge yellow sign and big numbers next to the door [condo complex] and he never looked another direction with his eyes looking straight past me like the devil was over my shoulder. What got me was he wasnt like a moron who would usally hit a few doors before they leaved the complex but to hit up my door and then just leave the area. He also moved as he a plastic figure. I should really keep the ruger loaded and by myside for now on

[Soul]

Sounds freaky :-\

[prstudio]

What Phil said is right.
Christ is the only Way.

And it's a good clean only way at that!

You said, "I did what he asked..."

What did you do?

Jesus loves you, He is real, His hope is real, if you have any questions man, you can PM me and I'll give you straight answers...

Your experience does sound kind of freaky.

Salvation through Christ doesn't leave an erie feeling, and it sounds like this guy wasn't about Christ's business.

[kirupa]

That is freaky - you shouldn't have opened the door I guess :x

[mdipi]

wow that is weird. throw money and run, always works.

[pinx]

oh my god, i didn't know there were so many religious people here.

[asphaltcowboy]

Originally posted by pinx
oh my god, i didn't know there were so many religious people here. lol, you obviously miss the Atheism thread (http://www.kirupaforum.com/forums/showthread.php?s=&threadid=27903) in Ordered! :smirk:

[pinx]

i barely go there, cause it get pissed of really easily.

[SureShot]

Originally posted by Phil Jayhan

mormons suck monkey's butts ( a highly religous statement)

cheers~
pj :P

This is why Phil is the world dictator - his way with words. Short, to the point and always right :)

[pinx]

my parents and sister live in salt lake city.

the call mormons "hormons"

[Soul]

Originally posted by prstudio
Christ is the only Way.No... it's not

[Jubba]

this is basically a discussion on the principle of going door-to-door to spread your word. If you want to talk about your own religious thoughts please go to Ordered. :) Thanks.


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As for the door-to-door thing, we used to have jehova's witnesses in my area. A couple of them got shot and the door-to-door thing kinda stopped.

[dessoya]

wow, that is realy scary... especially he knows yer name and didnt even know in what city he is... realy weird...

[Kajinku]

Freaky indeed...

We got Jehova's witnesses that come door-to-door as well. They are always very polite, very well dressed and can live with a simple "no thank you" without asking other questions. They don't come that often anymore, probably because of the amount of "no thank you" replies and the dog. ;)

[Coppertop]

Haha, I have a funny story about mormons (or jehovas witness - not sure which)

Ok, I have this friend who is one of those crazy fidgety stick types. His parents are very similar. His mum especially. Now, he and his family are strong presbetyrians. According to him, these jehovas witnesses keep coming to his house every so often to try and get his family to join their church. Normally they just slam the door in their faces, or something like that - but one time they got this one guy who was PERSISTANT. He stood in the door talking about all his enlightenment crap, which really pissed off my friends mum who insisted that they are wrong. Apperantly the argument got fairly intesnse and that my friends mum actually tried to convert the jehovas witness.

Ok, maybe its not as funny in writing, but when he explained it his arms were flailing and it was, dramatic to say the least.

[Jubba]

actually that is pretty funny. Its like trying to get the telemarketer's home number so you can call them back at a more convenient time...

[Coppertop]

Oh yeah, I tried that once. It was a woman on the phone so I pretended I was hitting on her. It was funny untill she screamed F*ck you! and hung up. Actually that was pretty funny too.

[Clayman]

yeah thats weird.

but i agree with Phil 100%


should really keep the ruger loaded and by myside for now on

hey Yonip what kind do you have? is it a Mini14 or a 10/22, or is it a pistol???

[asphaltcowboy]

my guitar teacher once shot a Jehovah's Witness...



...with a water pistol :thumb:

[yonip]

it was ment to be a expression :) but I dont really keep a gun

because if I did id already be doing 25 to life

[Johnny64]

Originally posted by Coppertop
Haha, I have a funny story about mormons (or jehovas witness - not sure which)

Ok, I have this friend who is one of those crazy fidgety stick types. His parents are very similar. His mum especially. Now, he and his family are strong presbetyrians. According to him, these jehovas witnesses keep coming to his house every so often to try and get his family to join their church. Normally they just slam the door in their faces, or something like that - but one time they got this one guy who was PERSISTANT. He stood in the door talking about all his enlightenment crap, which really pissed off my friends mum who insisted that they are wrong. Apperantly the argument got fairly intesnse and that my friends mum actually tried to convert the jehovas witness.

Ok, maybe its not as funny in writing, but when he explained it his arms were flailing and it was, dramatic to say the least.



lol

my mum just starts to chat with them and ever time thay try to end the conversation, she start again till thay say good bye and walk away fast :}

:P

[Clayman]

ohh, you should get one :)

[Coppertop]

I just rememberd a similar story like the first.

My parents are both from scotland (pride += 10). My grandpa on my mums side is a nice guy, but if you get on the wrong side of him he can be pretty f*cking, well to say the least, intimidating. Well, once when my mum was growing up, the house was visited by a moromon moron. My grandpa wasn't in a particualrly good mood that morning (reasons unkown/forgoten purposefuly), and when there was a thump on the door, my mum answered, and it was the moron. He insisted that they join his church, and my mum kindly said no. Well, he persisted which brought my grandpa to the door. He sharply said "we're nae interested, bugger off!" (something close to that anyway). now this idiot was persistant, He continued to try and persuade them to join his church for about 5 seconds before my grandpa slammed the door in his face. This didn't stop the mormon moron because he stuck his foot in the door (although I imagine it caused him considerable pain) and he says "but sir!" my grandpa cut him off "we are nae interested, now geet yer foot outa me door and bugger aff!" "but sir!" he continued. This pushed my grandpa over the edge. He says in a deep voice "Ye still got yer f*cking foot in ma door." The mormon got the hint and left appruptly.

my grandpa is the greatest

[Clayman]

lol