{Top 100 Pickup Lines Acc To KIRUPANS}

[Jasninder]

Exactly,you r right, inspired by Freddythunder's Thread -Same gag - new twist !! pickup lines.

OK guys, checkout the link below, all u have to do is sugggest a great/funny pickup line or lines and help us take the count to 100, your id will be displayed along with the entry (ofcoz a link to ur profile too)

I request to the mods to please review the link below and pm me for changes, if any required.. thanx=)

and i request others to please carry forward the link in ur posts as ppl usually dont view the first page and i hope this thread to do as good as my <"Bored In Office"> thread did.

Thanks a lot peeps, hope you enjoy my lil spamming:P

http://www.jasninder.com/kirupa/pickup.htm

[Soul]

Get lost

[thoriphes]

Originally posted by Soul
Get lost hm...in my experience, that one hasn't worked well with picking up anyone, soul. can you please check your sources again?

:P

[Freddythunder]

Flasherjaz = did you check out all of the ones I collected?
http://www.freddythunder.com/home.php?goto=footer

I started to read yours, I need to finish it, I'm sure I have a couple for ya!

On your list - Number 11 is too funny!!!:P

[TheOrangeOne]

i got one! Could i have your phone number please? I seemed to have misplaced mine

[thoriphes]

This one usually works:

Sup, *****

[TheOrangeOne]

um, silly ones. I wouldn't normally use these:

girl, looking at you makes me want to spank my monkey

I wanna cover you in orange pulp and lick you clean (sorry, had to mention oranges at some point......)

Girl, I love you more than I love pizza

[Kitiara]

Yup, Freddy collected a whole load in his footer the other week...

Here's one that a friend used (with no success, I might add):

"Nice shoes, wanna ****?"

:P

[awligon]

Originally posted by TheOrangeOne
um, silly ones. I wouldn't normally use these:

girl, looking at you makes me want to spank my monkey

I wanna cover you in orange pulp and lick you clean (sorry, had to mention oranges at some point......)

Girl, I love you more than I love pizza

I hope you would never say that ****. If it's not even funny, you're bound to get slapped and ridiculed.

[Jasninder]

Originally posted by Soul
Get lost

pick up line or u were telling me to get lost??


Originally posted by Freddythunder
Flasherjaz = did you check out all of the ones I collected?
http://www.freddythunder.com/home.php?goto=footer

I started to read yours, I need to finish it, I'm sure I have a couple for ya!

On your list - Number 11 is too funny!!!



i tried to check but it was too heavy, i ll do that later on after closing down 3d max and other stuff =) this thread is inspired by ur thread and that page, if u wnt to take the final 100 suggestions, dont worry, they are all urs =)



Originally posted by The Orange One
i got one! Could i have your phone number please? I seemed to have misplaced mine

I think i have one similar to this one man.



Originally posted by Thoriphes
iThis one usually works:

Sup, *****

wonder wat that word cud b :pirate:



Originally posted by The Orange One
um, silly ones. I wouldn't normally use these:

girl, looking at you makes me want to spank my monkey
I wanna cover you in orange pulp and lick you clean (sorry, had to mention oranges at some point......)


this one is funny;)

[TheOrangeOne]

blah, was trying to be silly. (its been a long day at work, creative juices are drying up)
NEVER USE THE ABOVE!

(except maybe the pizza one.....)

[Jasninder]

hahah, this one is doing alrite, hey kit wat was *****
another **** mystery :P i ll start adding them from tomorrow i guess.

[Jasninder]

Man too many ***** stars, u ll get beaten by that kinda talk and sply wid girls in here:P

[Jasninder]

:(

i hope to see some cool suggestions here 2maro, thanx in advance=)
Good Night everyone.

[Coppertop]

Bah, you forgot all of mine jaz

[thoriphes]

**** **** **** ***** **** it to hell ****ity **** ****.

[Coppertop]

Thor's angry I think.

[mdipi]

Did it hurt?

did what hurt?

the fall from heaven.

fi this has been said let me know, i didnt read them all.

[Tiina]

This one works with girls...it works with me...lol

Hey!Can i introduce myself? IF she says yes...then...
I saw you and felt the need to talk to you.Would you like to dance with me

or.

Lord made the most beautiful angel and dared to introduce her to me, what is your name?:P :P :P :P

In love:D

[thoriphes]

:sure:

Love is so expensive.

[Tiina]

But not for women...hi hi hii not for me:sure:

[thoriphes]

For me the best pick-up line was a simple "Hi" and/or "Hello"

[Freddythunder]

flasherjaz - no man, they're all yours - I've got enough now :P

Besides, your CSS is a lot cooler than mine :bad:

[noxious]

this is cool jaz!

..why not try some product punch lines!?

• You're finger lickin' good! (KFC)

..and there more!

[grandsp5]

your legs are word! what do you say we go back to my place and spread the word.

[Jasninder]

Originally posted by Coppertop
Bah, you forgot all of mine jaz

Wich ones m8? hope u r not talking about <"Bored In Office"> i dont see any suggestions from u on here, altho i expected few:P



Originally posted by Freddythunder
flasherjaz - no man, they're all yours - I've got enough now

Besides, your CSS is a lot cooler than mine

Hey thanx;)
i dont actually use em, i never got any chance to.. anyway

hey, wana ride? erm... but i dont have a car

thanx

mdipi.com

DaisyDee

thoriphes

Noxious

(thor)just wish wat those **** meant:P and i like the one mdipi.com posted, daisydee, if they work wid u i guess they work anywhere:P and nox, we have something similar in india, its in hindi, i ll translate, pepsi uses"yeh dil mange more" yeh=my, dil=heart, mange=asks and more (they use hindi/english mix over here, kinda hip combination) ppl use this as pickup line at time=)

[Jasninder]

grandsp5

lol:p great 1 man=)

[Xpeder]

this is the one i use

Would you be my love buffet? So I can lay you out on the table and take what I want?

but I am to scared to try it out :blush:
http://www.jasninder.com/kirupa/pickup.htm

[Jasninder]

good one flash fool, hey i was looking for u man... where shud i send u my high score? i think i ll b way up on number there.

[Xpeder]

well you can PM them but if you dont whant to link it you can e-mail it to me just Pm and i will tell it to you

[Jasninder]

alrite ppl i m on the count of 60, wil i get 40 more cool suggestions to put on www.jasninder.com/kirupa/pickup.htm
????

[noxious]

hehee.. i just remembered what i did during the prom.. it's kinda nonsense but...oh well...

• may i dance over you?
and/or
• will you dance over me?

..nuh.. :P

[Jasninder]

nice one nox=)

sounds really unkirupans type,but hey no post from kirupa or any mods, except of thor??? i doubt if they have any cool pickup lines or they dont want to share it wid us over here... Hmmmm :-s

[Kitiara]

Umm, I've used this one before -

"So... Hessenthaler / Shaw / King is having a pretty good season, don't you think?"

This was used at the football, and I'm proud to say it worked. :beam:

[Jasninder]

cool =)
ok we've got 2 mods now
kit and thor =) great !!
wat about others and sply kirupa??
remember i have used the word "KIRUPANS"

[fluid_0ne]

to a "fatty" - "you don't sweat so much, for a fatty" // i doubt it'll work :P

[Jasninder]

nah, i dont think so :P

[Freddythunder]

Kit, seriously, you could say, "Hey Freddy, a tennis ball is just no good for a pencil sharpener" - and that would work for me..
:blush:

Okay, really, how about this one, I don't think I put it on my list:
I wanna put my thingy in your thingy.

[noxious]

haha ya i know.. i just remembered these..

"Honey, your dad doesn't have a *****. He's got a paintbrush!"

"(to a chinese person) can you still see when you smile?"

[Soul]

Originally posted by noxious
"Honey, your dad doesn't have a *****. He's got a paintbrush!" For some reason I kept reading that word as toothbrush! It confused me :sure:

- Soul :s:

[noxious]

lol soul! :P

[Jasninder]

Originally posted by Freddythunder
Kit, seriously, you could say, "Hey Freddy, a tennis ball is just no good for a pencil sharpener" - and that would work for me..
:blush:

Okay, really, how about this one, I don't think I put it on my list:
I wanna put my thingy in your thingy.

Hmmn.... direct indirect dude :P, pickuplines are usually indirect or double meaning stuff


Nox, this is a great one, tooth brush too:P
hahah, great one ppl;)
and kit u think that freddy's pickup line worked on ya??

guys i just realized that freddy unintentionally used a pickup line here Kit, seriously, you could say, "Hey Freddy, a tennis ball is just no good for a pencil sharpener" - and that would work for me..
like, gurl... u dont have to think about any pickup lines..u saying hi to me will work :-s

[Freddythunder]

That wasn't unintentional my friend...That's exactly what I was saying!!

Of course the 'thingy in your thingy' was a little more tactful than the other one I was thinking:
I really like this beltbuckle - let's see what it would look like on your forehead

See...why do you make me do these things??!!:P

[Kitiara]

Hi all. :)

I've remembered some more, though they're all very cheesy... :)

"I have a six inch tongue and I can breath through my ears. "

"Nice dress. Can I talk you out of it? "

"Pick a number between 1 and 10. Too bad, you lose, now take off your clothes."
Originally posted by Freddythunder
I really like this beltbuckle - let's see what it would look like on your forehead Now that's a quality line. :P Classic. :)

[Jasninder]

"Nice dress. Can I talk you out of it? "
this is the one we already have on the list kit =)
but others are cool, i bet u have many more to come, u ll b like the orange one was in <"bored In Office"> thread, he is on # 2 after me on the post count.I wil win this time too, as count is till 100 and i already have 54 posted there:P and freddy that was tectful, i really thot u were really askin her out :p(i still wonder tho):P hahahah j/k =)
still no other mods and kirupa here :(

[Jasninder]

3 pages and 2 mods only?
d i s s a p o i n t e d :(

[BadMagick]

Pick up lines, eh? I've always been a fan of this line from Maverick ...

"You know I just noticed something."
"What's that?"...
"You can't help it can you? You are irresistible."
--------------------
Here's another of my all time favorites...

"Hey baby, why don't you come and sit on my lap? We'll see what pops up."
--------------------
That one doesn't work all the time, so I usually go for old reliable...

"Would you mind if I walked you home?" or...
"Momma Mia! Che bella ragazza!"


Those are mine!

[Jasninder]

great ones, i also love that movie.i ll add them hmmm... wat exactly do u mean by this one "Momma Mia! Che bella ragazza!"
is this english ? ges i need to go back to school then :( hahahah
j/k man=)

[BadMagick]

Flash,

That's the best part of the pickup line - when they ask what it means, give them the translation, "My God, What a beautiful girl!"

Girls just like Italian guys for some reason :)

[Jasninder]

ahhhhhhhhhhhhh that's cool
man u look experienced http://messenger.msn.co.in/Resource/emoticons/tongue_smile.gif
enlighten us with few more plz

[Jasninder]

btw, My name is Jaz =)

[Jasninder]

u guys wana continue this one?

[BadMagick]

I think it died Jaz ...

I'm all out. I can't think of any good Italian ones for ya :(

If you want to hear a good Italian song though, download any of these titles...
Zucchero - Baila "Sexy Thing", Baila Morena, or just Baila

It's a mixture of Italian and Spanish acctually ... I'm sure you'll be able to find the translation somewhere. It's a great song:
"Adesso credo nei miracoli / In questa notte di tequila boom boom" - Now I believe in miracles / In this night of tequila boom boom

[Jasninder]

hey thanks magic, i guess kirupans except for u, me and few others are just not really good wid pickup lines :P

alrite, let it die if it has to.Thanks a lot for ur effort tho and yea i ll b waiting for ur posts in my next thread wich will b kinda crazy :p

[Jasninder]

i ll try to download these songs too =)

[Coppertop]

I've come up with the best and worst pickup line, all in one go:

"hey baby, want to go campin' tonight? I've already pitched the tent" *points to crotch*

[lunatic]

To which she replies:

"Looks like there is only room for one" *points to your hand*

:evil:

[telekinesis]

OWNED

[Coppertop]

Ha! Awesome!

[amitgeorge]

To which she replies:

"Looks like there is only room for one" *points to your hand*

:evil:


LMAO

[Pomme_]

"Would you like to star-star-star-star?"

[Jasninder]

i did'nt get tht one man


hahahaha digging up my old threads
few days ago i saw <"Bored In Office"> thread back from the dead

[Jasninder]

:-/

maybe never ever used in this part of the world and i missed it when i travelled to america :P leave it...i wont get it :look:

[h88]

"Would you like to star-star-star-star?"

ROFL- I get it.

[lunatic]

Yeah Jas, think about what words used in this forum that get stars :P

hint: star = *

[h88]

Hint: ****

[Jasninder]

no i got the word when he posted and deleted his post afterwards,see my 2nd post? his post was missing when page refreshed, o well as i said its not used here so i wud'nt kno :P

[Pomme_]

yeah, I deleted cause I felt like explaining would ruin the thing after all... :) glad you got it though.

[Jasninder]

yay heheh:P

[Jasninder]

Is that a mirror in your pocket? Cuz I can easily see myself in your pants.

:blush:

[Jasninder]

Hi, my name is Pogo, want to jump on my stick?

:blush: :Blush:

i'v used tht :P

[gonzales]

man, i cant believe no one has posted this one:

"hey what do you say we get some pizza and f***"
"what? you dont like pizza?"

[Ben H]

"Nice legs, what time do they open?"

A personal favourite :P

[telekinesis]

I'd love to see you all get slapped using your lines.

Personally I don't care to use them, but I have used this one before. I like to grab a sugar packet at a bar or restaraunt and go up to a girl and say, "hello, sorry to bother you but i think you dropped your label."

[Kafeenejunkie]

Is that a pole vaulter in your pocket.. or are you just glad to see me? (Yes Halikidiki I know)

[Sammo]

(Yes Halikidiki I know)
Ok, that worries me :stunned:



Real cheesy one, sure you've all heard it (and cringed at it) before:


*picks up ice, crushes on table/bar chick is sitting at*
Now the ice is broken, isn't it time for that dress to brake too?

:blush:

[[uber]]

my favorite....
If you were a booger... i'f pick you first....

[lunatic]

Sounds like what a 3rd grader would say at a juice bar! :P

[[uber]]

what eva... it worked on my last girlfriend... but i think she just really wanted my sexy body...

[telekinesis]

what eva... it worked on my last girlfriend... but i think she just really wanted my sexy body...http://www.kirupa.com/forum/attachment.php?attachmentid=7592&stc=1

By the way I'm just giving you crap. :P

[lunatic]

:lol: @ that pic!

[Coppertop]

tele: funniest thing I've heard all week!

[G]

"heres 10p call your mum and tell her you're not coming home"

:) never used pickup lines apart from once when I asked a girl if she was a model (I thought she was), she wasn't and she was impressed and I got to speak to her!!!!!! :)

[Jasninder]

(Gesture for person to come over) I just made you come with one finger, imagine what I could do with the rest of my body.

[Jasninder]

Hey, I may not be Fred Filnstone but I could make your bed rock.

[Jasninder]

worst pickup line ever :P

Can I buy you a drink, or do you just want the money?