Ultimate Test!:A story a guys shouldnt miss

[noxious]

Ultimate Test: A story a guy shouldnt miss!!


I was happy. My girlfriend and I had been dating for over a year,
and so we decided to get married. My parents helped us in every
way, my friends encouraged me. And my girlfriend? She was a dream!

There was only one thing bothering me, very much indeed. That one thing was her younger sister. My prospective sister-in-law was twenty years of age, wore tight mini skirts, and low cut blouses. She would regularly bend down when near me and I got many a pleasant view of her underwear. It had to be deliberate. She never did it when she was near anyone else.

One day little sister called and asked me to come over to check the wedding invitations. She was alone when I arrived. She whispered to me that soon I was to be married, and she had feelings and desires for me that she couldn't overcome and didn't really want to overcome. She told me that she wanted to make love to me just once before I got married and committed my life
to her sister.

I was in total shock and couldn't say a word. She said, "I'm going
upstairs to my bedroom, and if you want to go ahead with it just come up and get me."

I was stunned. I was frozen in shock as I watched her go up the
stairs. When she reached the top she pulled down her panties and threw them down the stairs at me. I stood there for a moment, then turned and went straight to the front door. I opened the door and stepped out of the house and walked straight towards my car.

My future father-in-law was standing outside. With tears in his
eyes he hugged me and said, "We are very happy that you have
passed our little test. We couldn't ask for better man for our daughter. Welcome to the family."

The moral of this story is: always keep your condoms in your car.

:P

[Coppertop]

HAHAHA! thats hilarious.

I'll keep that in mind!

[thoriphes]

LOL that's pure genious.

i have to save this one.

tell me this isn't true, this is way too good. it's too bad, cause i woulda done the sister in a sec. i carry my vest n' shield in my wallet so i would've failed that little charade and lost a wife.

ouch.

[comicGeek]

Originally posted by thoriphes
LOL that's pure genious.

i have to save this one.

tell me this isn't true, this is way too good. it's too bad, cause i woulda done the sister in a sec. i carry my vest n' shield in my wallet so i would've failed that little charade and lost a wife.

ouch.

Hoy gago! hahahahahahhaha at least you'll gain the little sister! :P

[noxious]

yeah keep that in mind! always! =)

thor! ..hahaahaaa (iba talaga ang pinoy! :P ..tingnan mo si comicgeek! :P )

[thoriphes]

lol, are you kidding me? she was part of the test. the family would've banished me for eternity.

hey, noxious, you pinoy?

[thoriphes]

Originally posted by noxious
thor! ..hahaahaaa (iba talaga ang pinoy! :P ) indeed.

[noxious]

Originally posted by thoriphes
hey, noxious, you pinoy?

hahaa o naman no!
Location: Philippines :P

[thoriphes]

hey, you could be stationed there or something ;)

[Soul]

Hahaha :beam::beam::beam: I would have failed :sure:

[thoriphes]

the father should've stayed in the bedroom. then he wouldn't've passed.

but hey, you're married now. sister still available? ;)

soul >> go to sleep, it's 3am in yorkshire.

[noxious]

thor, its kinda great and somewhat inspiring knowing that one of king kirupas big guys has descended from same "color" i have. =)

[comicGeek]

soul >> go to sleep, it's 3am in yorkshire.

hahahhaha! :P

[noxious]

soul! lol:P:P

[noxious]

Originally posted by thoriphes
the father should've stayed in the bedroom. then he wouldn't've passed.

but hey, you're married now. sister still available? ;)

soul >> go to sleep, it's 3am in yorkshire.

if the father had stayed on the room maybe he might make love with you too! ..and yes the father is still available! :P

[thoriphes]

Originally posted by noxious
thor, its kinda great and somewhat inspiring knowing that one of king kirupas big guys has descended from same "color" i have. =) descended? 100% ;)

i'm pinoy whether i like it or not.

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[noxious]

yeah! coool!!! :thumb:

[Soul]

Originally posted by thoriphes
soul >> go to sleep, it's 3am in yorkshire. It's actually nearly 4am :sure:

Hehe you guys are like my guardian angels :love:

*goes to bed*

- Soul :s:

[noxious]

oh soul you snore too loud!

[Soul]

I only sleepwalk and sleeptalk actually, I don't snore :P

Anyway... night! :sleep:

[thoriphes]

SOUL! what are you doing out of bed! don't make me take out the lesson stick! :bad:

[Soul]

;)

[Digigamer]

geez thats a terrible thing for the inlawn family to do. I can't believe the father asked his daughter to do that.

[Voetsjoeba]

:P:P:P:P

[RussianBeer]

Noxious,
You are my hero! This can be made in to a great show..

hahahaha. I am still laughing..l omg ur so f*cking lucky.. its no funny.. hahahah.

[noxious]

:P

...but to mind you guys that's not my story..it's someones else..(just incase there's confusion)

[noxious]

hmm.. as ive noticed so far, everybody who reply to this post seems to fall short.. who might be that "somebody" who could surpass this kind of test with head held high???

[Edg3]

Originally posted by noxious
who might be that "somebody" who could surpass this kind of test with head held high???

not me:P I'd probably fail it with my head held high:thumb:

[Kitiara]

That's hilarious. :P <b>*eMails to all male friends*</b>

[noxious]

woooh! nice one edg3! :P

kit: forget not to include soul, mr cowboy & cg on the list!! :P:P

[comicGeek]

YUCKS! :trout:

[Kitiara]

Originally posted by noxious
kit: forget not to include soul, mr cowboy & cg on the list!! :P:P Hehe. :) 'Mr Cowboy' (I'm sure he'll like that name) is still on holiday, swanning round Malaysia, the lucky so and so... :)

[DariusMonsef]

I read a variation of this a year back or so, and the mom was the one doing the seducing. Anyhoo it's a funny read.

And am I the only guy who wouldn't shag the sister?

mr. cowboy... hehehe

[Kitiara]

I wouldn't. But then I'm not a guy, so that might not count... :sure:

[Cello]

EthanM - I wouldn't either.

[Jasninder]

OOOOOOOOOHhhhhhhhhh we have a Noxious thread eh?
:P hahaha, that was an amazing story and never will i forget the moral of the story too.

[noxious]

hahahaa that's right jaz! a quiet noxious thread! :beam:
yeah that's the best part of the story--the moral of the story! :trout:

[mdipi]

hmm, if you stayed true to the moral, and your gf lived in a high rise, it would suck to have to go down to the car then back up dont you think?

funny story though!

[noxious]

haha your quiet impatient mdipi =).. you got a good point tho..
well, i thinks lets modify a bit the moral... park your car as near as possible to the house... or if you are using your bike, park it inside the house.and climb the stairs as far as you can. :trout: