Same gag - new twist!! Pickup lines

[Freddythunder]

Okay kids -
I know that some of you know about my new footer and how I post them on the internet, but I had an idea. Instead of putting in some cool phrase like 'monkeys love cookies' (I love that!!); now, put in your best pickup lines!! And Kit, put in the one that you like the best, cause I'd like...ah...if I was...er....dammit....:blush:

Have fun!! I'll update Freddythunder.com on Tuesday with all the pickup lines that I've gotten.
I.E. - Is that a shovel in your pocket, 'cause I think you're about to dig me!! (Yeah!!)

Updates can always be seen here:
http://www.freddythunder.com/home.php?goto=footer
:beam:

[eilsoe]

oki, I put in the first one :P

"Whoa, for a fat chick, you sure don't sweat much"


:beam:

[Mik3]

I put second one, later you should put "put your worst pickup line"

[Kitiara]

Hee hee, chat up lines, good one. :)

I've added "Just call me milk because I'm good for your body." :beam:

[Freddythunder]

That's perfect because I drink a lot of milk...I love milk!! I'm like a cat!!...:P

Good idea :mike:! I'm gonna do that, I'm getting some real funny ones!!

[Coppertop]

i put in "if beauty was weirdness, you would be micheal jackson!"

[Kitiara]

Just remembered another great one - "Hi, my name is Kit, that's so you know what to scream later on." :P

[DariusMonsef]

Ok I added the glutamine one, but that one will only work on a personal trainer.

[Freddythunder]

THAT DOES IT!!! - I'M MOVING TO ENGLAND!!! So, Kit, can I stay with you?

I'll eat chips instead of 'freedom fries'....
I love the Austin Powers movies....
And fog - I love fog!!

[Kitiara]

It's not so much the fog, more the rain you'd have to get used to. :beam:

Added another one. :)

There's a load of really cheesy lines... But in all honesty the one I've heard the most is "Hi, can I buy you a drink?". :sure:

[DariusMonsef]

I think we should just set up like a match-making section for Kirupa.com... Kit could have dates lined up months in advanced.

P.S. Kit does Soul know you are using his title?

[thoriphes]

Hey, kit I was wondering if I can I buy y...oh wait.

GAH!

here's my favorite one:

"Girl, you so fine, you a parking ticket!"

:thumb:

[Freddythunder]

I don't mind the rain too much...it's the wet..

Oh ohoh okay...um, hi, can I buy you a drink? You feeling anything? Hmm..

I know there's a bunch of cheesy lines, but everytime (granted, this doesn't happen all to often) one of my friends talks about pickup lines, I know a million of them, but I just draw a blank - the funny one's that is.

Two of my favorites (original ones even!!)
"Hi, are you by chance a sucker for redheads?"
and
"Hey, do you have a boyfriend here that would kick my butt if I sat down and talked to you? No? Well, would YOU kick my butt if I sat down and talked to you?"
I love that last one, girls always laugh at that and I've only had my butt kicked twice by a girl. :P

[edit for Thor]Thor - that's fantastic!! Hey and back of my koolaid!!
[/edit for Thor]

[Kitiara]

Originally posted by EthanM
Kit does Soul know you are using his title? What, Dancing Queen? :P Hehe, nope, probably not. :)

I think the strangest one I ever had was when I was at University... I was sitting in one of the PC labs when this complete stranger walks up to me and says "One day I'm going to have the courage to ask you for your name, and when I do, I'm going to ask you to have dinner with me". Scared the bejesus out of me, and I avoided that lab for the next few weeks. :P

[Freddythunder]

Poor guy was so petrified, he made a fool out of himself!!

[DariusMonsef]

See my friend over there?

(point to friend. Friend waves at you and girl.)

He want's to know if you think I'm cute.

[thoriphes]

"In my country, we consider 13 to be a very lucky number. As my thirteenth wife, you'd make me a very happy man"

"That's a banana in my pocket."

"You must've been a real naughty angel to be kicked out of heaven."

[Freddythunder]

Of course we can't forget:
"Are you tired? Beacause you've been running through my mind all day!"

"Is your dad in prison? Beacuse he stole the stars from the skys and put them in your eyes!"

[RussianBeer]

Ahh.. here comes my Russian pick up lines, work greaat!

This one you ask a girl you never meet before works great........................................for somethin'...
"F*ck me if I'm wrong! But do I know you?"

"If I said you had a great body would you hold it against me?"

"I think the most erotic part of a woman is the boobies!"

[thoriphes]

lol, rb, i like the first one a lot :P

the third one's great, straight and honest.

[Kitiara]

Originally posted by Freddythunder
"Is your dad in prison? Beacuse he stole the stars from the skys and put them in your eyes!" Cheese-tastic. :P

I've got a friend whose sole chat up line is to say "How you doin" like Joey from Friends... :)

Ooo, another one: Do you believe in love at first sight, or should I walk past you again? :beam:

I've just remembered two hilarious ones, but the Kirupa CensorBots would have a field day... :sure:

[Freddythunder]

Hi kit!!!

Yeah, the 'how you doin'' one is used by my brother a lot too.

You know, you could put them in the footer and then chase the badones with the one that's in it - that way the'll get emailed to me.

Here's another:
(walk up to someone at a bar, look around and say)
"Well....we can't do it here!" :P

Oh yeah!!:
"Do you sleep on your stomach? Well, can I?"

Now how did we forget this one kids!!!???
"I seem to have lost my phone number, can I have yours?"

[Kitiara]

Hellooooo. :)

Hehe, like the last one, very funny. :)

Right, I'll put in these other ones, but I'm gonna star out the er... dodgy bits. :) Younger eyes in the forum and whatnot... :)

[Freddythunder]

lol ...doggy bits that's the cutest thing I've ever heard!

[Kitiara]

:blush:

I'm sure I've heard loads more, but mind is blank right now. Probably because it's 1.30 am... :P

[grandsp5]

Lots of good ones:

Those clothes look good on you!. They would look better in a pile on my bedroom floor

Can you help me look for my lost dog? He went into that sleazy motel room.

If I said you have a good body, would you hold it against me?

I may not be Fred Flinstone but I can stil make your bed rock.

(I'm Indian) Do you have any Indian in you? Would you like some. :) Thats my favorite

sadly, most of the other might get me kicked off the forums

[Freddythunder]

We got most of those already except the one in the footer now - that's funny!!!!

BTW, the footer has a bad word filter on it too - I was thinking of the kids too. :)

[Coppertop]

I added a new one that my friend thought up:

Baby, I was driving down highway 69 and thought of you!

[Xpeder]

I added

"you are just like a salad bar i want to lay you out on a table and take what i want"

[[Legoman]]

"If my right leg was lunch and my left leg was dinner, would you eat between meals?"

[Coppertop]

yes, but what if she tries to chew? that would hurt like hell...

[Freddythunder]

Hey everyone - I know that you have all sorts of time on your hands to waste away doing things non-work related instead of dealing with project deadlines.....hey wait...THAT'S ME!!

Hey everyone - If you have the time, I've put up all the pickup lines that I got in my old footer. If you want to check it out, you can go here:

http://www.freddythunder.com/home.php?goto=footer

Or, if you wanna see the intro, go here:
http://www.freddythunder.com

:P
Hope you guys like it - I found some of them extremly funny!!
-Freddy
http://freddythunder.com/test/laugh.gif

PS - the guestbooks work on every page now so if you want to leave a message there, you can!!:beam:

[Coppertop]

(top score!!! 30010!!) I added the "hey ladies, have you ever been penetrated?" after I heard quagmire from Family Guy say it at a lezbian bar. He then got the crap beaten out of him.

[Soul]

How did you beat me? :m:

[Coppertop]

Alot of patience and free time

And I mean one hell of alot

[Soul]

Time to whoop your *** :bad:

- Soul :s:

[Coppertop]

I'll get you back tomorrow. I wake up at noon and play untill midnight


Hey freddy, I just finished reading the page and you forgot my friend's pick up line:

Hey baby, I was driving down highway 69 and thought of you.

[Soul]

Feddy your footer is bad for us :P

The 69 one is there

- Soul :s:

[Freddythunder]

Knowing that came from a lezbian bar in The Family Guy makes it twice as funny!! I'm going to have to add that in as a comment!!

BTW - Good score on the footer!! I'm wondering if someone's going to beat that. It makes me happy to think that people (literaly) from different countries are playing my game for a rediculously high score!! That's fantastic!! Good luck Soul!! Keep in mind that I remember seeing Rev, FlashFool, and Phil in there in the beginning - so you're not alone!!
:P

[Freddythunder]

Coppertop - It's on there; there's like 200 of them, I know that's one of them. I wouldn't leave anyone out!!

Didn't see that other post, Soul beat me...

[Coppertop]

Ah, so it is.

[Soul]

Originally posted by Freddythunder
Didn't see that other post, Soul beat me... That's because I'm awesome

[Freddythunder]

Yeah? Well the scoreboard says that Coppertop's just a little bit awesomer - what's that do for ya? :P Hahaha!!

[Coppertop]

Johnny, heres the seen from family guy:


Before he tells the ladies:

[Soul]

You just wait :m:

[Coppertop]

and moments later:

[Freddythunder]

Nice!!

[NaliWarCow]

NOOOOOO. that 31130 is mine. But when i clicked on the thing in the bottom right, i then clicked on the text box area to type my name, but by clicking there, it closed that and put it down with no name :(.

[pom]

Hey, I'm rating this thread 5 stars!! :P :P

Edit: Oups, can't do that anymore...

[Freddythunder]

I don't think it matters - did you see what Soul has done???!!!

[Kitiara]

Someone has too much time on their hands. :P

[Freddythunder]

Hi Kitiara!!

Did you see all the pickup lines??

[Kitiara]

Hey. :beam:

Yup, some very funny / cheesy (delete as appropriate) ones in there. :P

I'm sure there's many more, but I can't for the life of me remember them right now... :sure:

[Freddythunder]

No worries, I'm gonna let that one sit for awhile until I think of a new thing to collect......man I have no life...:(

Anyho - I saw on the news yesterday that it's really hot and sunny where you are. They showed a beautiful little blonde girl in a swimsuit laying in a park reading a book. When I saw that I immediately waved at the tv and said, "Hi Kit!! :blush:"

..So...was that you??:P

[Kitiara]

Hee hee. :) That probably wasn't me, I was sitting either in my garden or down by the river Medway all weekend, and I don't remember any cameras, but if she was wearing a black bikini, then you never know. :P

But it has been really hot over here. It broke through the 100F barrier yesterday, which it hasn't ever done here before. So it's <i>hot</i>. :)

[Coppertop]

Unbelieveable soul, 70000?

[Soul]

:beam:

[Coppertop]

aright, time to go for 30,000,000

[Soul]

I'll just beat it :bad:

[Coppertop]

Then I will beat it again, and on and on untill freddy changes his footer.

[Soul]

Nope, you won't :bad:

[Coppertop]

Bah, you're right. It isn't fun anymore. It lost its charm last night when I spent 2 and a half solid hours playing it.

[NaliWarCow]

don't tell me you actually played the game for 2 hours copper.

[Coppertop]

I did/

[Freddythunder]

Oh no Coppertop...Looks like I'll have to develop a better game that requires more skill (no sound, non-processor intensive, AND under 15K - no problem).

Looks like someone hit the WIN button before the PHP script kicked in and put in 'SoulIsACheater" - and ideas?? Oh well, I'm gonna change it back to Soul's score - I wanna see if anyone can beat it.

And if can cheat - I wanna know how!!

As for you Kitiara-
I guess England isn't the only thing that's hot right now .....black bikini in the garden - oooff - or I guess I would say - blimey!! (is that right?)

[Soul]

I'm not a cheater :( I wouldn't know how to cheat lol

[Coppertop]

I'm not saying its boring. just repetitive. and.... ok its boring. Or, at least it is when you play it for too long.

[Freddythunder]

Oh no!! It's boring alright!! Even though, I will still find myself playing it while waiting for someone to respond. My eyes water a little, then I realize I'm at like 3000 points. It's not that much fun, just addicting...kinda like crack...did I type that out loud??

And Soul - I didn't take you for a cheater!! :P I wouldn't know how either..

[Coppertop]

I would...

[NaliWarCow]

it's so easy to cheat. Just hold down the mouse where a plane flys by, then alt + tab outta the screen, and you keep shooting. Then go to sleep, and when you wake up BAAM, 100k+. It's so easy to cheat in flash games it's not even funny :P.

[Coppertop]

Actually, I was thinking more along the lines of find the file containing the highscore and modifying that. But ya, that would work too.

[Freddythunder]

Yes, both methods would work fine. I didn't know about that one WarCow - that's interesting. I'll have to add on a timer funtion on the on(press) to avoid that. I did see your high score earlier today :beam:

As for finding the files - wouldn't be too hard, unless I start to MD5 everything. :P Then it would be too much trouble!!

[Soul]

Make a new game now, bored of this one :}