who farted?! *now with sounds!*

[fester8542]

.....

[telekinesis]

bastard

*bans fester*

[eilsoe]

bastard

*bans fester again just to be sure*

[Millad]

you farted fester8542

[Coppertop]

*not a mod, but wishes to ban fester. Or beat him with the ugly stick*

bastard

[SureShot]

you caught me.

I farted.

[ahmed]

what's the point of this :sigh:

[Alex]

ahmed, its spam. pointless stuff.

People seem to post pointless stuff when they are bored...
:sleep:










Delete this thread...:-\ :stunned:

[fester8542]

yup

[replode]

<img src="http://www.spamgift.com/home/Html/Images/6900.jpg">

[senocular]

http://userpages.umbc.edu/~tmccau1/images/smilies/huh.gif

[reverendflash]

http://www.evolvefish.com/fish/media/B-JesusSlap.gif

Revhttp://www.aulman.com/rev.gif

[Coppertop]

nice one rev

[telekinesis]

Originally posted by Alex
ahmed, its spam. pointless stuff.

People seem to post pointless stuff when they are bored...
:sleep:

Delete this thread...:-\ :stunned: A statement straight from the Spam Master himself. . . . .

[Clayman]

http://ebaumsworld.com/forumfun/positive10.jpg

[senocular]

That guys head looks like its about to pop! :!:


:)

[Alex]

Originally posted by telekinesis
A statement straight from the Spam Master himself. . . . .

there are many many many people that spam worse then me. So how can that be true???

i have been cutting back on my posts by a great deal. Have you seen any pointless threads from me lately?:sigh:

[telekinesis]

Total Posts: 4193 (17.21 posts per day)

You can't be a hipocrite and judge someone that isn't even half as bad at spamming as you used to be. Yes, I did refer to to your spamming in past tense, you have gotten much better. I think you all should give fester a little slack. It is not like he was being mean on purpose, I found it funny actually.

[Clayman]

lol

[senocular]

woohoo I beat that!

3842 (17.65 posts per day)

(well per day at least ;))

[telekinesis]

Total Posts: 2714 (6.51 posts per day)

I have about the lowest Post Per Day for a moderator.

Sen's posts at least have a point to most of them and he helps more than he should. You lucky newbies don't deserve his help, he should burn you all in a fire obscurred pit!

[thoriphes]

nope, i got you there, danno.

edit: oh wait, no, i'm 6.54/day.

[thoriphes]

lol, son of a *****, we almost have the same stats, dan!

i think we both have 2715 now and 6.54/day.

[Alex]

Originally posted by telekinesis
Total Posts: 4193 (17.21 posts per day)

You can't be a hipocrite and judge someone that isn't even half as bad at spamming as you used to be. Yes, I did refer to to your spamming in past tense, you have gotten much better. I think you all should give fester a little slack. It is not like he was being mean on purpose, I found it funny actually.

But i finally realized that posting spam isnt contributing to the forum, its not helping out anyone. Its pointless and it rouins good fun.

So thats why i decided to clam down alot, and stay around the help forums more then i should of been.

i might be being a jerk, but its true.
More people should slow down the amount of spam also...
I have seen post counts go up atleast 60 in one day. Whats that telling you?

I have sat here watching mostly every thread break out and get highjacked. If you go to page 2 or 3 of every thread, it's probally not going to be on the origonal topic.

im just trying to make a point
No harm intended.:-\

[telekinesis]

So you wouldn't complain if i put your post count back to zero? ;)

[Alex]

nope

[senocular]

We still :love: you Alex!

[nobody]

GROUP HUG :love:

[eilsoe]

*fart*

[Voetsjoeba]

*GROUP FART*

[TheOrangeOne]

http://www.insectslimited.com/gas%20mask%20button.gif

[eilsoe]

phil, EW!!


*ack*


*faints*

[TheOrangeOne]

*issues everyone with gas masks*

[Maxtr0sity]

Anyone up for some beans?:P

=)

[TheOrangeOne]

http://www.bbc.co.uk/wiltshire/cin/images/general_events.jpg

[senocular]

what is that guy in??

[Maxtr0sity]

Ewwwwwww. I looks like he's in a tub of bloddy beans.

[TheOrangeOne]

bath full of baked beans. Probably for charity. :thumb:

[senocular]

lol. Im going to assume a skunk got him and hes taking a bath in tomato soup. Thats not so bad. ;)

yeah beans for charity is ok too :)

[Maxtr0sity]

O. I see. But thats just sick man. Who in their right frame of mind sits in a tub of beans? What a waste. :sure:

[eilsoe]

oh *barf*

[TheOrangeOne]

typical british charity thing. Apparently its fun.

Then again, thats us crazy brits for you :crazy:

[Maxtr0sity]

O you crazy brits. :P

[TOOL]

The 'in' thing these days is to call the Poms crazy, I've seen so many people call them crazy on this forum argh!! *slaps everyone with :trout:*

[TheOrangeOne]

heh, funny story i got when i typed 'crazy brits' into google: http://www.woe.edu.pl/1999/4_99/crazybri.html

[senocular]

'crazy brits' lol

[Maxtr0sity]

Hehe, cheese rolling.:P

*Rolls chese*

[TheOrangeOne]

http://www.pinepro.com/samples/cheese.jpg
Does this count as cheating?

[Maxtr0sity]

I want a cheese-mobile!!!

*Eats rolled up cheese.*

[Soul]

Hehe yeah, I've heard of the cheese rolling. It's true! :thumb:

[TheOrangeOne]

http://www.cheese-rolling.co.uk/

nuff said......

*edit* just found this on the site, made me laugh :P

*Twice in recent years, the public event has been cancelled (for circumstances beyond the residents' control) but on each occasion a small ceremony has taken place with a single cheese rolled, to maintain the tradition.

[Kitiara]

Yeah, the cheese thing gets on the news quite a bit... I saw film of one guy just tumbling down the hill, breaking his arms, his legs and cutting himself to ribbons in the process. He said afterwards that he rather enjoyed it, though alcohol may have had something to do with that. :sure:

There's also a nettle eating contest somewhere...

[TheOrangeOne]

This country is full of strange traditions. My Ex lives in a village where they have worm charming!
check this out: http://www.stmarysvillagecarnival.com/2003/default.asp?f=17

[Maxtr0sity]

Lol


Charmed worms to be released after the birds have gone to roost on the evening of the event.

[awligon]

There's also a nettle eating contest somewhere...

what's a nettle kit?

[Coppertop]

Cheese. one of the greatest things this earth has ever produced. I want a cheese tree.


As for cheese rolling, yes, that does sound like a very british thing to do.

[DigitalPimp]

Originally posted by Alex
I have sat here watching mostly every thread break out and get highjacked. If you go to page 2 or 3 of every thread, it's probally not going to be on the origonal topic.

You mean like this tread?

[Coppertop]

actually, cheese can make you fart.

[Soul]

Who cares if a thread goes off topic? At least it's interesting.

Nettle...
http://www.humboldtredwoods.org/images/nettle.jpg
Any of various hairy, stinging, or prickly plants - Dictionary.com

- Soul :s:

[reverendflash]

Originally posted by Soul
Who cares if a thread goes off topic? At least it's interesting.

- Soul :s:

it's worse when nothing but spam gets posted in hundreds of diff threads, making it tough to wade through the chaff...

Right now, I don't feel Spamdom is doing too bad...

Alex: try to be less of a "jr. mod"... it will make your life a lot easier...

;)

and I don't get the cheese rolling thing... can't you just run down the hill & grab the cheese? and is it the same cheese that rolled down the hill? Yuck! ;(

Revhttp://www.aulman.com/rev.gif

[Alex]

who said i was being a mod. i was just stating my opinion that every thread is gets spammed beyond belief...

Thats all
:)

[Coppertop]

well rev, I wouldn't advise grabbing the cheese. you might end up on the wrong end of it and getting run over.

splat.

[awligon]

I don't see the point in calling SPAM on everything. I think that only helpful advice and responses should be posted IN THE HELP SECTION. This part of the forum is under Ramdom Talk. I just think it's kind of dumb to go around talking about how much something is or isn't spam which is, after all, the worst spam of all. This thread however, is useless, but hey, like soul said, at least it's interesting.

and that's a nettle? My god, why would someone eat that?

[Coppertop]

But rev has a point to, if my entire post were to be:

SPAMSPAMSPAMSPAM SPAM! SPAMITY SPAM! (can I have the spam eggs spam spam spam spam spam and sausage and spam without the spam? Of course not, you can have spam eggs spam spam spam spam spam and sausage and spam without spam! then it wouldn't be spam eggs spam spam spam spam spam and sausage and spam would it?) SPAMING SPAM SPAMITY SPAM.

I should get into some sort of trouble.

(By the way, spam stands for stuff posing as meat - Bill engval)

[telekinesis]

Originally posted by Alex
who said i was being a mod. i was just stating my opinion that every thread is gets spammed beyond belief...

Thats all
:) You may have an opinion, doesn't mean you need to attempt to enforce it, that is our job, if we find the 'spam' fine then you really don't need to bother with it. You have to remember you used to be quite bit of a spammer back in the day. Lets all just look at thorphes so we can point and laugh!

* :tie: point and laughs at :azn: *

( Just kidding manny, you know your my hero :love: )

[Soul]

Originally posted by reverendflash
and I don't get the cheese rolling thing... can't you just run down the hill & grab the cheese? and is it the same cheese that rolled down the hill? Yuck! ;( You can't run down the hill because its too steep lol, you end up falling, you just have to hurl yourself down and roll!

- Soul :s:

[awligon]

I agree. Or if you were to start a thread called "who farted." I'm just saying that it's more annoying to see a thread riddled with pictures of spam that take up half the screen, and people saying spam than it is to actually have people spamming. If they do, ban them or whatever but the pictures and obnoxious attitude just get kind of old. The guy wearing the spam suit is pretty funny though

[reverendflash]

Originally posted by Soul
You can't run down the hill because its too steep lol, you end up falling, you just have to hurl yourself down and roll!

- Soul :s:

must be a Brit thang...

I don't get it...

They do something similar, in Nevada, I think, only on horseback, into a river... been doing it for a hundred years kinda thang...

I don't get it either...

:sigh:

Revhttp://www.aulman.com/rev.gif

[Soul]

:beam:

[Mik3]

:whistle: :crazy:

[Kitiara]

Well, I've found an article on nettle eating. :) http://www.visitengland.com/visitengland/experience/nettleeating.htm Basically, this is a contest to see who can eat the most nettles - those nasty plants that sting you, with a poison similar to that of red ants.

Have a look at www.visitengland.com. :) Or www.gosouth.co.uk, which has lots of useful information on the part of the world that I live in. :beam:

[eilsoe]

oh nettles! :beam:

"Nælder" in danish :) We have them too.. A LOT!!!

[Millad]

man this thread is growing.

from a simple little fart tp a very very big fart

VIF = Very inportant Fart

lol:d:

[eilsoe]

www.createafart.com

Give it your worst :bad:

[eilsoe]

http://www.fartmart.com/display.asp?sku=2&src=caf


lol!!

[Millad]

LOL THIS IS AWESOME !!!

www.createafart.com

Thanx for the link eilsoe :thumb:

[awligon]

This has turned into something very bad. I was on the phone with a client giving them a quote for several thousand dollars of work and hit the play button thinking it wouldn't work for some reason and, well... let's just say they quit talking mid sentence. Thank goodness I turned it to embarassingly long. :bad:

[eilsoe]

NEVER visit random while doing something important :bad:

[awligon]

are there nettles in america? i've never seen one in the carolinas

[Kitiara]

You don't have stinging nettles in America???

[awligon]

don't think so sweet heart. poison ivy, venus fly traps, even the thing off of little shop of horrors but no edible nettle

[awligon]

http://www.thebottleinn.co.uk/nettlegallery/view_photo.php?set_albumName=2003&id=HPIM0647

eating nettles??? is that what you kids do across the river?

[Coppertop]

Hey, I won a contest with my friends to see who could make the loudest fake fart. I also won the highest number of ways to make fake farts.

did you know you can make a fake fart with your knuckles?

[Kitiara]

Originally posted by awligon
don't think so sweet heart. poison ivy, venus fly traps, even the thing off of little shop of horrors but no edible nettle No nettles? That's just plain weird. Although this from a resident of the country that eats the darn things... :sure:

[upuaut]

there are forms of nettles in the Americas.

http://newton.dep.anl.gov/natbltn/400-499/nb426.htm

The Nettle Family -- and this is surprising -- includes the elms,
hackberries, mulberries, osage orange, hops and Indian hemp or
marijuana. However, in America, the true nettles are all herbs with elm-
like leaves. They range in height up to several feet but are quite
variable. Some are perennials and some are annuals; some have
opposite leaves but others have alternate leaves; some have those pesky
stinging hairs but some do not. Nearly every part of the United States
has one or more kinds of nettles and the Chicago region has four, two of
which are common.


Just some interesting Nettle info. I became interested in them when my fiance's mother related that Europeans eat the things.

[Voetsjoeba]

EEEEEEEEW !! I made such a grose fart at www.createafart.com ! Select Embarassingly Long, Cheesy, Wet Fart and Really Bad, and pull the finger
:P

[Illuminae]

we have HORRIBLE nettles in north jersey, they grow to be over 6 ' tall, no lies, i have pictures. and they sting, oh boy do they sting.
bastards.

[awligon]

we have HORRIBLE nettles in north jersey, they grow to be over 6 ' tall, no lies, i have pictures. and they sting, oh boy do they sting.
bastards.

HAHAHAHHA!!!!!
Well, I've never seen a nettle, Then again, I'm just a southern boy so I've probably been walking through them my whole life.

[Maxtr0sity]

I have never heard of a nettle in my life. Is it just a plant?

[Illuminae]

crappy pic but these guys are a little over 5' tall

i tried to do a closeup too. the purple stuff is not them, they are the spikey leaves

http://redgolgi.com/temp/nettles.jpg

[awligon]

omg, so if you walked into that, it would be like getting attacked by a swarm of ants??? **no drinking around the nettles**

[Illuminae]

holy, i had a tradgic incident in a graveyard involving a 6 pack, a nettle, and a pair of missing pants

[eilsoe]

oh? Do tell :beam:

[Illuminae]

not appropriate for kirupaforum

[eilsoe]

oh poo... :(

[Illuminae]

id tell u if you were still in irc..

[eilsoe]

can't have to get to bed, long day tomorrow :(


c'ya all tomorrow night!

[Illuminae]

nights :beam:

[awligon]

where's eilsoe from, denmark? is that what .dk is?

[Illuminae]

http://www.brutal.com/harrison/pix/poo-monument.jpg

[Illuminae]

http://www.glanz.ru/news/poo.gif

[awligon]

explaination????

[fester8542]

http://www.glanz.ru/news/poo.gif



me and the monkey are out of here before robocop starts shotting crap all over the place

[Coppertop]

this topic has become pretty disgusting...

[eilsoe]

Originally posted by awligon
where's eilsoe from, denmark? is that what .dk is?


yupski :) Jeg er fra Danmark :) err... I mean: I'm from denmark :)


hehe...


I thought every1 knew that...?

[Illuminae]

Originally posted by awligon
explaination????


i just wanted to bring as much joy to you guys as i had when seeing those pics

:chinaman:

[eilsoe]

what, plastic action figures and crap?? :P


sorry, even I don't get it =)

[awligon]

yeah, this has gone beyond out of control. This thread should be deleted but then I'd get some work done.

[Illuminae]

no one said you have to look
:P
;)

[awligon]

I CAN"T HELP IT, I"M ADDICTED!!!!! ;)

oh yeah, did fester actually get banned for a while or what over this?? can someone be banned? and if so, don't ban me for asking.

[Illuminae]

sure! someone can get banned! but i dont think fester did. if he did it was only for a few. lol
mods are fair, they don't ban people unless they deserve it, no one will ban you for askin a question or voicing your opinion as long as you respect everyone. :beam:
i guess. i could be dead wrong. heheheheh.

[reverendflash]

RG:

you should add "akamai 'elemu " to your title.

:beam:

Revhttp://www.aulman.com/rev.gif

[DigitalPimp]

<SPAN style="font-size:6px;font-family:tahoma;">i have a *****removed by Rev***
lol u guys can't read this. Too great!</SPAN>

do you really want to mess with us?

I suggest you think before hitting the submit button...

[Coppertop]

that doesn't belong here I dont think.

[Illuminae]

Originally posted by reverendflash
RG:

you should add "akamai 'elemu " to your title.

:beam:

Revhttp://www.aulman.com/rev.gif

heheh, notice new title ;)

and yes, i know what it means :evil:

[reverendflash]

how did you figure it out...

who did you ask?

had to wait for RB?

:beam:

nyah nyah!

Revhttp://www.aulman.com/rev.gif

[Illuminae]

rb is my hawiian hookup mr. :P
hehe
so are you fluent or what?

[reverendflash]

no, just lived there for a while...

it kinda sinks in after a time, right after you figure out what that fungus is, that is growing on that part of your body that is hard to see without a mirror or very good friend...

:beam:

Revhttp://www.aulman.com/rev.gif

[Illuminae]

rotfl, ew. im goin there to visit for spring break or winter break... ill be sure to bring a mirror and a friend.. lol

[reverendflash]

Just like the high desert, a week is no problem... stay there for over 2 months, and all kinds of things "show up" ...

as RB about "Hauli Rot"

Revhttp://www.aulman.com/rev.gif