Death Test - How long will you live???

[replode]

recently found this, just fill in everything, then find out the date of your death...

http://www.thespark.com/deathtest/

it said i will live to be 82 years old!!

[thoriphes]

April 27, 2061
at the age of 77 years old.

:-\

it's probably the 75 push-ups that saved me.

[NaliWarCow]

Mark your calendar or Palm V. You can expect to die on:


August 4, 2003
at the age of 18 years old.


On that date you will most likely die from:

Contagious Disease (34%)
Cancer (15%)
Horrible Accident (6%)

cya guys.

[grimdeath]

February 6, 2048
at the age of 70 years old.

ill commit suicide heck i dont wanna be older than 55 anyone older than 55 should be dead lol

:run: from everyone

[RussianBeer]

2068, when I am 83 years old,
D@mn too young. I want to live until I am 117... at least!
83 years is too d@mn short, better start taking more vitamins!:beam:

[reverendflash]

"I'm afraid we have some bad news. Please, you might want to stay seated."



Mark your calendar or Palm V. You can expect to die on:


January 30, 2041
at the age of 78 years old.


On that date you will most likely die from:

Cancer (41%)
Heart Attack (16%)
Alien Abduction (8%)
Alcoholism (6%)
Horrible Accident (5%)
Homicide (5%)
Auto-Erotic Asphyxiation (5%)


prob about right...

Revhttp://www.aulman.com/rev.gif

[thoriphes]

hey rev, we both got cancer, huh?

[reverendflash]

I only have a 3% better chance of dying from alien abduction than I do from Auto-Erotic Asphyxiation...

I don't know how to take that...

Revhttp://www.aulman.com/rev.gif

[RussianBeer]

25% is the highest chances for me, cancer..
and alien abduction is like 6.

[Eberth]

September 27, 2070
at the age of 83 years old.


On that date you will most likely die from:

Heart Attack (20%)
Auto-Fellatio (15%)
Cancer (14%)
Alien Abduction (9%)
Suicide (8%)
Auto-Erotic Asphyxiation (7%)
Third Degree Burns (5%)

..... no comment..
hehehe

[thoriphes]

Originally posted by Eberth
September 27, 2070
at the age of 83 years old.


On that date you will most likely die from:

Heart Attack (20%)
Auto-Fellatio (15%)
Cancer (14%)
Alien Abduction (9%)
Suicide (8%)
Auto-Erotic Asphyxiation (7%)
Third Degree Burns (5%)

..... no comment..
hehehe You know what's missing? 22%
I guess that would go towards natural death.

[sintax321]

May 19,2047

Age 65

Well now that i know for sure i guess it is party time
:P

[Mik3]

WTF! Head LIce?!?! HAir *******!?!? Small Pox?!?!! MAFIA CONNECTIONS???? POOR PENSMINSHIP>!?!?! THIS IS CRAZY

[Mik3]

lol, this stuff is used against ppl

December 7, 2072
at the age of 82 years old.

ok, i lied, it really said

July 30, 2003
at the age of 13 years old

[Voetsjoeba]

Mark your calendar or Palm V. You can expect to die on:


September 2, 2055
at the age of 66 years old.


On that date you will most likely die from:

Cancer (44%)
Heart Attack (9%)
Alcoholism (8%)
Homicide (7%)
Third Degree Burns (5%)
Suicide (5%)
Horrible Accident (5%)
Contagious Disease (5%)
Drowning (5%)


Interesting stats from the DeathTest:


15897189 people have taken the DeathTest.
Of those, 55% were female and 45% were male.
The average life expectancy of test takers is 67 years.
10% of test takers have hairy *******.
4% have had team sex.
8% work in the **** business.
And 325355 people claim to have leprosy.


Disclaimer: We, despite being proficient with the human anatomy, are not doctors. Keep that in mind before calling your lawyer as you're clutching your left arm moaning "**** you, Spark, **** YOU!" on September 2, 2055, as you slip silently into the night.

[Mik3]

Im so unlucky :(

July 10, 2003
at the age of 13 years old.On that date you will most likely die from:

Cancer (100%)
Horrible Accident (100%)
Alcoholism (100%)
Heart Attack (100%)
Third Degree Burns (100%)
Alien Abduction (100%)

[grimdeath]

Originally posted by :mike:
Im so unlucky :(

July 10, 2003
at the age of 13 years old.On that date you will most likely die from:

Cancer (100%)
Horrible Accident (100%)
Alcoholism (100%)
Heart Attack (100%)
Third Degree Burns (100%)
Alien Abduction (100%)

WTF you supposed to be dead holy sh!t this guys talking from the grave

i read dead people

rotflmao

[Mik3]

Seconds left to live...

-1,905,372,678


Here are three options to consider:
Sorry man, nothing you can do, just die, get it over with

[Jasninder]

22. Are you in the prostitution, stripping, or escorting business, or have you ever starred in a ****o film? (if so, e-mail us)
hahahahhahahah :P


September 20, 2067
at the age of 89 years old.


Cancer (21%)
Heart Attack (17%)
Public Execution In a Third World Country (10%)
Alien Abduction (6%)
Alcoholism (6%)
Horrible Accident (5%)
Contagious Disease (5%)
Loneliness (5%)
Auto-Fellatio (5%)

89 years??
Hmmmmmmm.... i hope to stay 18 tll i die:P

[SureShot]

July 23, 2058
at the age of 80 years old.


On that date you will most likely die from:

Heart Attack (25%)
Cancer (11%)
Alien Abduction (11%)
Alcoholism (6%)
Contagious Disease (5%)
Auto-Fellatio (5%)


Interesting stats from the DeathTest:

15897189 people have taken the DeathTest.
Of those, 55% were female and 45% were male.
The average life expectancy of test takers is 67 years.
10% of test takers have hairy *******.
4% have had team sex.
8% work in the **** business.
And 325355 people claim to have leprosy.

[TheOrangeOne]

stupid company firewall stoped me from looking at it. I guess my death is going to be as follows:

Died at age of 19.
Cause of death. Orange was strangled with a mouse cord by IT Admin when he attemted to remove the IT guys left nipple.

[Soul]

Originally posted by Eberth
[B]September 27, 2070
at the age of 83 years old.[B]Dude! You die on my birthday :-\

- Soul :s:

[Soul]

Originally posted by SureShot
Auto-Fellatio (5%)Omg! You die from giving yourself Oral Sex!? lololol :P:P

- Soul :s:

[JK87]

Hmmm...

November 12, 2062
at the age of 75 years old.

Heart Attack (37%)
Cancer (20%)
Drowning (12%)
Suicide (8%)
Homicide (6%)

Not bad :).

[Eberth]

Originally posted by Soul
Dude! You die on my birthday :-\

- Soul :s:

...that's a prophecy....:azn:

[Kitiara]

Curses, my stupid firewall won't let me through either...

[DigitalPimp]

Originally posted by Soul
Omg! You die from giving yourself Oral Sex!? lololol :P:P

- Soul :s:

A friend of mine hacks this guys "web cam" site and found some videos of this guy performing "Auto-Fellatio". It was the most wrong thing I have ever seen in my life. This kid had to move out of the country LITERALLY. He moved down to Mexico to live with his dad.

PS, we also got his Database of all the users, e-mail addresses and PayPal account numbers because this kid was only 16 and we may want to distribute this list someday. :-D

[Soul]

Originally posted by DigitalPimp
This kid had to move out of the country LITERALLY. He moved down to Mexico to live with his dad.Why?

[SureShot]

really - well at least it's only a 5% chance... I think the odds are in my favour ;)

[Clayman]

June 19 2003, hey cool, i'm already dead!

[Jasninder]

Ooooooooo i feel a spirit among us............metallicat ??
:P:P:P

[Clayman]

lol

[EIlves]

Cleaning your Rifle (4%)
Alien Abduction (3%)
Alcoholism (2%)
Heart Attack During Sex (1%)

hahaha :D

[SunDog]

Try this one guys, the one posted here was blocked for me. This one is pretty cool and its on an insurance website,

http://www.nmfn.com/tn/learnctr--lifeevents--longevity

[iLikePie]

mmm.... old.

[slumgutt]

Mark your calendar or Palm V. You can expect to die on:

Friday, January 6th 2051
At the tender age of 66 years old.
On that date, you will most likely die from:
Alcoholism (10%)
Heart Attack (7%)
Cancer (5%)
Alien Abduction (5%)