Student busted for PHP use

[T-O]

one to keep you going :P

artikel (http://zstarship.us/modules.php?name=News&file=article&sid=158)


very lol!!

[David]

Thats funny..

[TheOrangeOne]

hahahahahahahaha!

....im off to get my next hit of ActionScript ;)

[andr.in]

School is supposed to be teaching our kids how to read and write. Not about dangerous drugs like PHP.
LMAO! This is too much!
OH NO! I'm addicted to PHP! :P <--- has real new meaning doesn't it? ::P

[TheOrangeOne]

maybe we should set up 'PHP anonymous' :-\

[ahmed]

hahaha

I do PHP, AS, SSAS and sometimes C.. wow, im a crackhead

[thorseye]

Hahaha.. Cool..

[T-O]

lol :D:D:D:D:D:D

[pom]

It can't be true... I mean, they can't be that stupid. Or can they?

[TheOrangeOne]

i think they are taking the p***

[andr.in]

Originally posted by Ilyas Masa
It can't be true... I mean, they can't be that stupid. Or can they?
It is indeed impossible that none of the parents of the children at that school is a webmaster or somebody who knows about PHP! Nor the teachers (especially the IT teacher)!

[TheOrangeOne]

true, although i think the web site that posted the story is making a joke out of it.

heh, Love to know which school it is i fthat is the case! What do they teach in it?

what i think the teacher would be like
"okay class, today we are goin to learn about "The Keyboard". If you press the keys the same 'letter' you pressed will appear on the scrren. Isn't that super?! Now, if we go into 'paint' you will see that this doesn't work....


...sorry? what was that steve? your keyboard wont work? that because you need to turn the computer on dear...."




:crazy:

[ahmed]

Originally posted by Ilyas Masa
It can't be true... I mean, they can't be that stupid. Or can they? maybe the school's staff was on crack..

[thorseye]

Originally posted by ahmed
maybe the school's staff was on crack..
or on asp..

[andr.in]

I wonder what they'd make out of MSN... :P

[Voetsjoeba]

OMG !! :P:P:P:P:P Hahahahahaha !! :P:P I'd wonder what they'd think of ASP, LCD, CGI, FSB, MSI, ... :P

[kirupa]

Actually, this story isn't soo far fetched. In my C++/Java classroom, almost all of my friends got suspended for simply accessing the internet. It didn't matter if you even surfed a web site - if the Internet Explorer browser was launched, the network admins would hear about it and get that student at that computer at that time in trouble.

[TheOrangeOne]

Originally posted by kirupa
Actually, this story isn't soo far fetched. In my C++/Java classroom, almost all of my friends got suspended for simply accessing the internet. It didn't matter if you even surfed a web site - if the Internet Explorer browser was launched, the network admins would hear about it and get that student at that computer at that time in trouble.
woah! thats sucks kirupa. how ever did you cope?

[Maxtr0sity]

My school is like, the most ungeeky school ever. Theres like, 4 geeks, and they are slowly dying out. If someone heard of PHP or AS, they'd say "Where can I get some?" But it does sound cool to use these as a drug.

AS - Acid Shot
ASP - Acid Shot Pot

:P

I'm bad at this.

=)

[kirupa]

I had an Internet Publishing class directly after that, so I didn't mind the temporary annoyance. I should have gotten in trouble also, but somehow I was lucky to have been in the class when the network admins were not logging the net usage :ub: All subsequent classes were not so lucky.

[TheOrangeOne]

heh, so you were ok then. Geez, if my school had a net ban i would've gone crazy!

[Maxtr0sity]

Our school revolves around the internet. Report cards get sent to a parent e-mail too and teachers contact parents by e-mail mostly. I hate it because then I can't say, "They're not home right now" or "You've got the wrong number" or "They no longer live here." :(

=)

[Voetsjoeba]

Hahaha :P Then whaddaya do is get home quickly and modify the e-mails :P

[TheOrangeOne]

heh, send them fake ones saying how good you have been!

[λ]

That would mean you get a from adress, right... :evil:

[mdipi]

oh well max! i mean it cant be that bad right? you must stay outta troubble :bad:

as far as this story. if this is true i will die! even my parents know what AS and PHP and HTML, XML etc. is because they see the stuff i do and see the books. i see why this isnt far fetched because some kids can get expelled for launching the command prompt. it does seem a bit weird that no one knew like pom said.

but it IS kansas

[Gray_xx]

whaahahaha lol maybe he made somekind of P*P code that hackes government sites ?:D

[Clayman]

Smart Person they are

[NaliWarCow]

I remember that kirupa. It was pretty funny.

I could see the student getting suspended, cause like even our Internet Publishing 2 teacher wouldn't know what PHP is. But after a day and the kid explaining what PHP is, I doubt they'd get drug dogs and all the parents going crazy.

[Maxtr0sity]

Originally posted by Voetsjoeba
Hahaha :P Then whaddaya do is get home quickly and modify the e-mails :P
Impossible, my dad checks them at work and it's set at every 1min intervals, so I'm screwed all the way. :trout:

=)

[norie]

hands bruised, cant' feel your fingers, blood shot eyes from lack of sleep, everything you see is in dot notation, things don't move they tween

-signs you addicted to Flash.

[Raydred]

Ive been saying that for a long time now!!
"Im Addicted to PHP"

and i was going to have shirts made =) lol

thats great =)

Ignorance precedes Intelegence =) lol

[norie]

what do you suppose the "methadone" for ASP is? HTML?

[mdipi]

PHP it'll give you the same kick and the sytax is simalar. :P

[[Legoman]]

hmmm...now I see the need for the sarcasm tag if some people here are dithering over whether this is a joke or not.