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TheOrangeOne
July 29th, 2003, 08:04 AM
just been out on site for a walk, and there was a road sweeper.

"beep beep, this maintnence vehicle is reversing" it sang.

For some reason, this really cracks me up. what? you are reversing? I thought you were peforming a little dance!

What if they make everything talk?
coffee cups: beep beep, this cup is hot
computers: beep beep, this system is processing
my manager:beep beep, this manager is a complete idiot


*sigh*

anyone else think of any funny things objects could say?
jonster
July 29th, 2003, 08:07 AM
This house is reversing
Soul
July 29th, 2003, 08:14 AM
Sex toy: beep beep, this sex toy is vibrating

:P
TheOrangeOne
July 29th, 2003, 08:56 AM
beeper: beep beep, this beeper is beeping.
Voetsjoeba
July 29th, 2003, 09:08 AM
*PING* -- Your coffee is ready ... your coffee is ready ... your coffee is ready ... your coffee is ready ... yooour -- cooooffeeeuh -- iiiiiiss -- reeeeaeeaeaeaeeeadyyyy-*

it melted :P
thoriphes
July 29th, 2003, 09:20 AM
Thread: *SPAM*SPAM*SPAM*SPAM*This is spam.*SPAM*SPAM*SPAM*SPAM*
TheOrangeOne
July 29th, 2003, 09:31 AM
Originally posted by thoriphes
Thread: *SPAM*SPAM*SPAM*SPAM*This is spam.*SPAM*SPAM*SPAM*SPAM* hey! its still fun. And its about as in depth and meaningfull as a lot of other things in random.

Beep beep, this thoriphes is annoyed. :trout:
jonster
July 29th, 2003, 09:33 AM
ring ring, your phone is ringing.
TheOrangeOne
July 29th, 2003, 09:36 AM
Originally posted by jonster
ring ring, your phone is ringing.
beep beep, that one was lame :trout:
Kitiara
July 29th, 2003, 10:00 AM
My next door neightbour has a car alarm that says "Step away from the vehicle" in an American police type way.

It's especially annoying when a bunch of chavs set it off at 3am, and I get woken up thinking that the house is surrounded... :sure:
TheOrangeOne
July 29th, 2003, 10:03 AM
heh, my uncles had a car that talked to you about everything. He tells him the door is open. It warns him if he leaves his headlights on. It refuses to drive until his seatbelt is plugged in - all in a really annoying tinny voice. Glad he has not got it anymore........
thoriphes
July 29th, 2003, 10:09 AM
I want Kit...:love:
























...from Knight Rider. That would be so cool to have not only a navigational system, but an attack consultant.
Kitiara
July 29th, 2003, 10:16 AM
Yes, Asphalt has already cracked the various jokes about riding Kitt... :sure: :P
TheOrangeOne
July 29th, 2003, 10:19 AM
http://www.kirupaforum.com/forums/showthread.php?s=&threadid=27865&perpage=15&highlight=riding%20Kitt&pagenumber=3 ;)
Maxtr0sity
July 29th, 2003, 10:23 AM
Originally posted by Kitiara
Yes, Asphalt has already cracked the various jokes about riding Kitt... :sure: :P
:sure: :p:
Kitiara
July 29th, 2003, 10:26 AM
I miss Asphalt... Get back from Malaysia, already! :)

Yeah, Kitt was a cool car... Did you know you can actually get mods for your car to make it like Kitt? :P The red flashing lights and everything. :)
Maxtr0sity
July 29th, 2003, 11:10 AM
He's been gone for an awfully long time. How long til he comes back?
TheOrangeOne
July 29th, 2003, 11:12 AM
taling to my ex on msn right now: beep beep, this conversation is painful!

I miss asphalt too, i wanna ask him some anime questions......
thoriphes
July 29th, 2003, 11:14 AM
my CPU: Stop hurting me with your Actionscript!
TheOrangeOne
July 29th, 2003, 11:24 AM
Originally posted by thoriphes
my CPU: Stop hurting me with your Actionscript!

heh heh you write some good actionscript though dude ;) Im sure the processors pain is worth it
Kitiara
July 29th, 2003, 04:57 PM
He's back in about a fortnight, I believe, once he's finished swanning around Malaysia and Thailand. :)
mdipi
July 29th, 2003, 08:00 PM
a fornight kit? explain please...lol
Maxtr0sity
July 29th, 2003, 08:06 PM
Must be an british term.:P

=)
nobody
July 29th, 2003, 08:07 PM
isnt a fortnight 2 weeks?
Maxtr0sity
July 29th, 2003, 08:08 PM
I'd assume it's either tomorrow night or the night after.
nobody
July 29th, 2003, 08:15 PM
Well that assumption is incorrect, but It's somewhere around 2 weeks
telekinesis
July 29th, 2003, 08:21 PM
fort·night (fôrtnt) n.

A period of 14 days; two weeks.
nobody
July 29th, 2003, 08:24 PM
;)
Soul
July 29th, 2003, 08:37 PM
You don't know what fortnights are? lol :P
mdipi
July 29th, 2003, 09:25 PM
my mommy just told me. but we nnever use it unless its a brittish movie.
TheOrangeOne
July 30th, 2003, 03:47 AM
gosh, so what do you call 'two weeks'?
Mik3
July 30th, 2003, 03:54 AM
Originally posted by Kitiara
My next door neightbour has a car alarm that says "Step away from the vehicle" in an American police type way.

It's especially annoying when a bunch of chavs set it off at 3am, and I get woken up thinking that the house is surrounded... :sure:

It says "step away from your vehicle" and you thought they surrounded your house?


I didn't know you lived in a car Kit! :eye:
RelandR
July 30th, 2003, 04:02 AM
Originally posted by TheOrangeOne
gosh, so what do you call 'two weeks'?

amazingly enough .... "Two Weeks"

which is twice as long as "One Week"
two thirds the duration of "Three Weeks"
roughly a half of a month
and when all else fails ... let me count the days .... let me see .... **fourteen** of 'em!

;)
TheOrangeOne
July 30th, 2003, 04:07 AM
....weird.......



;) (i was taking the p*ss by the way. Just so y'all dont think im a TOTAL dumb ***)
Kitiara
July 30th, 2003, 04:42 AM
Originally posted by :mike:
It says "step away from your vehicle" and you thought they surrounded your house?


I didn't know you lived in a car Kit! :eye: I live in a caravan. :P

Sorry, you'd probably have to be from Medway to fully appreciate that gag...

Alright, so no I don't live in a motorised vehicle, but when it's 3am and you're all woozy having been woken up by this mystery voice, I think I can be forgiven for getting the wrong impression. :)