Holy Sick and Twisted Batman...

[DariusMonsef]

http://www.livejournal.com/~theteague/8200.html

[DigitalPimp]

lmfao hahahaha

[reverendflash]

I did that while I lived in Hawaii, only with a 4" snail... I was grilling chicken by the restaurant, when I saw the snail, and made a maze for him to navigate... it was so cool to watch him turn, then the shell would snap into position...

:evil:

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[DariusMonsef]

Rev,

Good old Hawaii huh, I mean what else is there to do but make salt mazes for slugs?

[mlk]

you mean people :trout: =)

[reverendflash]

there is a bunch of "stuff" to do...

3:1 women to men...

and they wear almost nothing, it is perpetually 75-85 degrees with a gentle breeze...

just expensive is all...

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[DariusMonsef]

Rev,

Ok but let's clarify that the Hawaii postcard girls do not actually live in Hawaii and the ratio is 3:1 because most women are 3 times the size of the men.

[reverendflash]

not true...

I don't know where you were in Hawaii, but I was surrounded by babes in bathing suits about 75% of the time. My g/f was a 22 yr old Thai beauty...

seriously, the Philipino women are staggering... then there are the hauli's, and the kamaaina...

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[DariusMonsef]

Well I spent 18 years on the Big Island. I may be over exagerating a slight bit. but I can tell you there aren't many 20 year old beauties on that Island.

[reverendflash]

I'm talking Oahu...

not the big island... that is all locals over there...

gotta get to oahu and hang... I'm serious about the babes...

lots more babes on Oahu...

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[DigitalPimp]

and the babes are single-serving females (stolen and remixed from Fight Club). You hook up with them a couple of times then back to California for you hoes.

[eilsoe]

hey ethan, you danish? Since you found it on a danish site...?

[DariusMonsef]

eilsoe,

No not Danish just a worldly web surfer.