Welcome Back PHIL!!!!!!!!!!!

[Alex]

WELCOME BACK PHIL!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!



Where have you been?!:P



:thumb: :thumb: :thumb: :thumb: =) =) :thumb: :geek: :thumb:

[NaliWarCow]

dead under rev's refrigerator. Geez, read all the threads Alex.

Welcome back ghost of Phil though :).

[kirupa]

Welcome Back Phil! How is Fidel doing?

Cheers!
Kirupa :ub:

[ahmed]

PHIL JAYHAN!!! :love:

[thoriphes]

PHIL!!! WE MISSED YOU SO MUCH!!!
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[NaliWarCow]

**smacks thoriphes to death with a trout for pretending to be phil**

[thoriphes]

**trouts Nali for doubting Phil's return**

someone had to fill his shoes.

[Alex]

<b><marquee direction=right scrolldelay=2>:phil:! :phil: !:phil: !:phil: !:phil: !:phil: !:phil:</marquee>

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that wasnt him???:crazy:

[thoriphes]

what?!? someone was faking to be phil? (no wonder nali smacked me) it wasn't me though! if he were here, he'd be posting like crazy. but he's gone :(. he's abandoned us again.

[kirupa]

No - that was Phil. I checked his user activity, and it was his account that briefly accessed the forums. I remember in Who's Online that he was using the PM system; now, who would he have PM'ed?

[grimdeath]

Nooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo :*(

[Alex]

*checks inbox*
*finds several PM's from some guy named alex*

he didnt PM me:(

[mlk]

-w-o-w-

you people are hearing voices. a good troutslappin' prayer should
get rid of this.

:trout:

[nobody]

PHIL?!
YAY!!!!!!

[thoriphes]

he's back!

[Alex]

YAAAAAAAAAA

<b><marquee direction=right scrolldelay=7>:phil: !:phil: !:phil: !:phil:! :phil: !:phil: !:phil: !:phil: !:phil: !:phil:</marquee>

[nobody]

<marquee direction="left" width="100"><b>whoa, how did you do that?</b></marquee>

[ahmed]

<marquee direction="left" width="100%"><b>im impressed!!!!!</b></marquee>

[mdipi]

PHIL!?


faints

[RelandR]

he's toying with us ... that or the secret service is rumaging thru his history files...

[nobody]

PHIL! I LOVE YOU!

[reverendflash]

I see the tranq's have worn off...

<b>ANNOUNCEMENT</b>

the above fraudulent post is not, repeat, not from Phil. It is from a Phil impersonator.

Phil is, however, not chopped into pieces, under the floorboards, under my washing machine.

Revhttp://www.aulman.com/rev.gif

[RelandR]

recipe for disolving unwanted pieces of fleshy meat:

put substances to be disolved into well packed earthen container
sprinkle liberally with unslaked lime, the more the better [yum]
add one layer of sandy material of your choosing
cover with extracted earthen product (previously dug to create container)
garnish top with your favorite flowery shrubs

within hours you'll have the best fertilizer for your garnish ever !

enjoy

[andr.in]

YAY!
Guess who's back, back again! Phil is back, tell a friend!
Guess who's back guess who's back guess who's back guess who's back

:)

[Kajinku]

erm

[mdipi]

ok ok phil dont panic, i called the cops, they are next to me tracing the IP. they say dont panic, stay calm, and dont make him angry, he has a record of hostage situations with ppl named Phil, he seems to have a strange obsession with them. just stay clam...the feds are coming.

[reverendflash]

http://www.catchandreleasefound.org/hostage.jpg

Revhttp://www.aulman.com/rev.gif

[thoriphes]

hey, phil welcome back!

[RussianBeer]

WELCOME BACK PHIL YOU LOVABLE DICTATOR!!!
You Bastard! Where the hell have you been!!
Arghh get your a$s in the orderd forum, we need you!

[NaliWarCow]

Phil you won't die if you go somewhere besides this thread and the private messaging system.

[mdipi]

ok rev ok rev ok! met me at MM studios, dont mind teh men that have SWAT jackets on...

[Alex]

while mike is setting up this huge hostage recovery plan, phil is in the confor of his own home playing on the world map.


:P

[mdipi]

little do you know. we have tips! so rev is it on? btw i am outside your appartment, open up 'fore i have to knock!

[mdipi]

rev...we are in the house...where in the basement are you?

[Alex]

*little does phil know, Im trapped in rev's bacement as well*
*AHHH*
*i scare the the socks off of phil*

*lets get out of here*


*As we make our way to the window, we hear a sudden BANG*

*PHIL!! you tripped the trip wire.*
*All of a sudden, the lights dim, bars go over the windows. And then an electric chair falls from the celing, with a couple of other *regulars* to kirupa forum*

S.O.S

[mdipi]

phil thats it, rev is gone, he is in alkatraz. but...good news is...i saved a ton of money on my car insurance!

[Alex]

LOL!!!

[mdipi]

phil, while we are here. what do you think about taking over anarctica as a WTO base? let me know when i wake up. you wont mind one more night?

[NaliWarCow]

No one was playing since we couldn't even keep small islands without you. You're a mod, just re-sticky it.

[prstudio]

All was well in your absence sir.

[NaliWarCow]

Hey now, i'll phreshen you any time I want. I'm the one that got you some required parts for your death star. Don't make me go back in time and shoot myself to keep myself from giving you that. But wait, if I shoot myself in the past, then how did the future me shoot me since the past me was dead and couldn't grow to be the future me? Oh no, i've gone cross-eyed.

P.s. kirupa and his family are searching for a mobile home right now, so he can't sticky it. And why are you ignoring your godlike powers?

[mdipi]

http://www.kirupaforum.com/forums/showthread.php?s=&threadid=21894&highlight=World+Domination

done!