Computer Stupidites

[Invis]

Computer Stupidites (http://www.rinkworks.com/stupid)

That'll give you guys and gals a good laff.

:sleep:

[replode]

i found these strangely funny:


Customer: "Excuse me can I use this disk? It has a hole in it."

:P

My Dad: "Hello. I've got a problem with the computer."
Me: "What's up?"
My Dad: "Well, I did my document, and it looks fine on the screen. I printed it too. And I saved it."
Me: "Great! You're getting the hang of the thing."
My Dad: "Yes, I am. I have just one problem."
Me: "Ok, what is it?"
My Dad: "Well, I saved the file...."
Me: "Yes?"
My Dad: "How do I rewind the disk?"

[Alex]

LOL!:P

[phobia(pwned)]

Hehe! Thats great!

[Alex]

Welcome to the forums phobia(pwned)

Can you please adjust your footer to 300X60.
its a forum rule, it helps keep the layout nice.

Thanks!:)

[telekinesis]

Tech Support: "Ok, in the bottom left hand side of the screen, can you see the 'OK' button displayed?"
Customer: "Wow. How can you see my screen from there?"
Tech Support: "Hi, how can I help you?"
Customer: "Uh, yeah, I can't print."
Tech Support: "Ok, sir, I want you to click 'Start' and--"
Customer: "Listen, buddy, don't get technical on me! I'm not Bill Freakin' Gates, you know!"
Tech Support: "Just call us back if there's a problem. We're open 24 hours."
Customer: "Is that Eastern time?"

[prstudio]

this is a real one from my job:
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****** Computer Analyst---

-Um Yes, my computer won't turn on.

Can you be more specific?

-Well I go to press power and nothing happens. I don't get it, it was working fine a little bit ago.

Is there anything else in your office that doesn't appear to turn on?

-Yes, my radio won't come on.

Anything else?

-Not that I can see, it is kind of dark in here.

Have you experienced a power outage?

-Yes a few minutes ago!

Did your computer go out about the same time that the lights did?

-Yes.

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This was a real call. Apparently computers really do run by inserting little hamsters on wheels that run really fast to generate power. There had just been a bad storm, and I guess it didn't click with this person.

[Maxtr0sity]

Apparently computers really do run by inserting little hamsters on wheels that run really fast to generate power
:love:

=)