Afghan TV Guide

[redViper]

MONDAYS
8:00 Husseinfeld
8:30 Mad About Everything
9:00 Monday Night Stoning
9:30 Win Bin Laden's Money
10:00 Eye for an Eye Witness News

TUESDAYS
8:00 Wheel of Terror and Fortune
8:30 The Price is Right if Osama Says It's Right
9:00 Children are Forbidden from Saying the Darndest Things
9:30 Afganistan's Wackiest Public Execution Bloopers
10:00 My Mullah the Car

WEDNESDAYS
8:00 Beat The Press
8:30 Whose Jihad Is It Anyway?
9:00 Married With 139 Children
9:30 Just Shoot Everything
10:00 Veil Watch

THURSDAYS
8:00 Osama and Grace
8:30 Who Wants to Marry a Terrorist Millionaire?
9:00 Veronica's Closet Full of Long, Black, Shapeless Dresses and
Veils
9:30 Sponge Bob Square Turban
10:00 My Favorite Martyr

FRIDAYS
8:00 Judge Omar
8:30 TeleTalibans
9:00 Captured Taliban Soldiers Say the Darndest Things
9:30 Cave and Garden Television
10:00 Allah McBeal

[mdipi]

haha tahts good.

[RussianBeer]

LOl hahahahhahaha

Just shoot everything!

[mdipi]

do they even have TV?

[Guig0]

lol :P



very funny... where is phil to see this :q:

[kirupa]

haha! This is great.

[SureShot]

no kidding - bob spung square turban was my favorite :)

[fester8542]

lol....just shoot everything....

[thoriphes]

lol, i started thinking that this was an actual tv guide excerpt with all the american shows typoed.

haha, my favorite is TeleTalibans.

[Kitiara]

They totally missed Buffy The Infidel Slayer though, I'm very disappointed...