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Digitalosophy
July 16th, 2003, 05:05 PM
I hope this is ok to post, if not i appologize. But check this out

http://www.news.com.au/common/story_page/0,4057,6745540%5E1702,00.html
Kel - 420
July 16th, 2003, 05:08 PM
He won’t do that again! :)
thoriphes
July 16th, 2003, 05:09 PM
that is just sick.
Alex
July 16th, 2003, 05:11 PM
Ew! now that is nasty!
Digitalosophy
July 16th, 2003, 05:12 PM
I'd like to know what the heck he took, must have been some super acid
thediablo
July 16th, 2003, 05:12 PM
WTF!!!!

bye bye to the wonders of the sex life.
reverendflash
July 16th, 2003, 05:13 PM
I don't know how to respond to that

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Digitalosophy
July 16th, 2003, 05:14 PM
Originally posted by reverendflash
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lol, right! :stunned:
NaliWarCow
July 16th, 2003, 05:17 PM
What's better? Having it cut off that way, or having it cut off by your wife (Lorena Bobbitt)
Alex
July 16th, 2003, 05:18 PM
C: none of the above

:P
thediablo
July 16th, 2003, 05:20 PM
or d: cut it when you die.
Digitalosophy
July 16th, 2003, 05:23 PM
well that was premeditated, image what he is going to tell his friends...lol
thediablo
July 16th, 2003, 05:25 PM
friend phone rings...

"Hi! its me <name>"

friend: sup?

name: guess what?

f: what?

n: i cut my d... in the morning... it hurts a bit...

f: huh?
Digitalosophy
July 16th, 2003, 05:26 PM
hehe hell be forever known a d@@kbreathe
mdipi
July 16th, 2003, 05:47 PM
whats he gonna tell is girl?

"not now hunny, its gone..."

"did i make you wait to long?"

"no really, its gone...look"


:trout:
Alex
July 16th, 2003, 05:48 PM
lol:P:P:P
thoriphes
July 16th, 2003, 06:14 PM
Originally posted by thediablo
or d: cut it when you die. or e: cut it off and have a sex change after to become a full fledged woman?
Digitalosophy
July 16th, 2003, 06:33 PM
Originally posted by Manny Calavera
or e: cut it off and have a sex change after to become a full fledged woman?

lmao :evil:
mlk
July 16th, 2003, 06:47 PM
mmmhh - i promess i'll stop taking drugs from now on. i'll be :flower:

:trout:
replode
July 16th, 2003, 07:11 PM
put that in a truth commercial.
RelandR
July 16th, 2003, 07:43 PM
Too Pinche sick for words :!:

but ...yeah ... great anti drug material


The man had recently been released from a drug rehabilitation centre, Bernama said.
Digitalosophy
July 16th, 2003, 07:58 PM
Originally posted by mlkdesign
mmmhh - i promess i'll stop taking drugs from now on. i'll be :flower:

:trout:

emmm, na i wouldnt go that far :toad: j/k
Raydred
July 16th, 2003, 11:15 PM
Lol!!..
The Lesson here...

Dont do Drugs
lol

Should be a new Ad Campaine =) lol

"This your *****... this is your ***** when you take halluinagens...This is your ***** with ketchup.. any questions?" lol
Alex
July 16th, 2003, 11:16 PM
lol, this guy probally has a life time supply of tic-tac's...

:P
mdipi
July 16th, 2003, 11:17 PM
lol. chestnuts roasting under open fire...a whole new meaning to him...
Raydred
July 16th, 2003, 11:18 PM
lol i wonder what his reaction was when he came off his High..

"Man i really got to pee.., these drugs were... AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH HHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH HHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH *looks over at the dirty plate* AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH HHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH HHHHHHHHH *looks at the Fryer* AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH HHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH HHHHHH...
Alex
July 16th, 2003, 11:21 PM
ew, how would he go to the bathroom now...

its a searous question to.


:P
mdipi
July 16th, 2003, 11:22 PM
but at least if you have it they can re-attach, but without it...
Raydred
July 16th, 2003, 11:22 PM
probably with surgry, a plastic tube, and alot of mental thearpy..

lol
Alex
July 16th, 2003, 11:23 PM
lol, either that, or he just got a cheap sex change.


:P:P
Raydred
July 16th, 2003, 11:23 PM
"Hi im Bill, i cut off my own *****.."
<all> "Hi Bill"
"Hi im Loreana.. I cut off my husbands *****.."
<all> "Hi Lorena.."

lol
Digitalosophy
July 16th, 2003, 11:25 PM
all i can say is i wish i knew somebody that did that just so i could abuse him, omg it would be so much fun
Niann
July 16th, 2003, 11:25 PM
Ummmm... Ewwww...

So Bill, what did you have for dinner last night? :hangover:

Cheers!
-Niann
replode
July 16th, 2003, 11:26 PM
Manhood, my anti-drug :P
Alex
July 16th, 2003, 11:28 PM
Originally posted by Niann
Ummmm... Ewwww...

So Bill, what did you have for dinner last night? :hangover:

Cheers!
-Niann

bill says- i had a hotdog with some katchup, and some eggs...



LOL!:trout:
Raydred
July 16th, 2003, 11:29 PM
I think after this, He has lost his will to live.... i know i would lol =)
Maxtr0sity
July 16th, 2003, 11:38 PM
Ick, whats the point of living after that? I'd take the drug again and hope I kill myself in the process.

=)
Alex
July 16th, 2003, 11:39 PM
lol, he must cringe when even he goes to the deli...

:P
replode
July 16th, 2003, 11:41 PM
"welcome to subway, our new ***** and ham sub is only 7 calories! add a side of lettuce, tomatoes, and your favorate sause. then top it all of with an icy cold coke."
Maxtr0sity
July 16th, 2003, 11:43 PM
Lol, I don't think I can ever look at a hotdog the same again.

=)
mdipi
July 17th, 2003, 12:03 AM
Bill, want a nice big, long, juicy weener? lol a bbq must be hell for him\\

i ment a hot dog you pervs :trout:
sintax321
July 17th, 2003, 03:59 AM
Some one should do this guy a favor and go put a bullet in his head. I know i would wnat some one to do the smae for me.

I he will proabaly kill himself and try to make the darwin awards.