300 times

[replode]

Okay, the purpose of this thread is for everyone to list at least one thing they do on average around 300 times a year. it cant be like going to bed, brushing teeth, bathing, stuff like that. make it something origional.

Oh yeah, and try to use something other than visit the forums, cause then all the answers would probably be the same.:P

I'll start it off.


Watch Sportscenter.

[nobody]

dream about soul

[mdipi]

use photoshop and flash

[asphaltcowboy]

masturbate? :P

[Kitiara]

Daaaaaaaan! :P

In the course of trying to answer this question, I've just worked out that I spend the equivalent of a week a year, drying and styling my hair. :sure:

[mdipi]

wow kit...thats a lot of time...heheh. and dan...i didnt know we could say that! heheh

[asphaltcowboy]

hi kit.. are you online.. but not online?! :crazy:
ack! this is scary! :-\

[mdipi]

i think she set allow to see when online off?

[fluid_0ne]

lol@asphalt
btw
who R U thinking of when you R...
um...
"going to bed"?


looking @ my idol - asphalt ;)
i have an altar wit' his pics :P

[Jubba]

Asphalt... I was going to say that, but he said 300 times a year... not 300 times a week...

:crazy: :P

[replode]

Asphalt, 300 times a year!!!??? :P

[fluid_0ne]

asphalts' record: 300 / hour :P or minute :crazy: :P :smirk:

[SureShot]

that's not really that bad - less than once a day... I would say he's he's got pretty good self control ;)

[Jasninder]

write more then 300 emails and make more then 300 phone calls to my girlfriend, sms her 300 times during a week, miss her 365 days, 24 hrs, 7 days :(
:love:

=>Workout (weight training) more then 300 days for sure.

=>format my computer?? :P hahaha just kidding

mmm....

=>Burn more then 300 tracks.

=>and from this year, post more then 300 replies every year on kirupaforum :P

[thoriphes]

300 / hour? that would really hurt. at that rate i think you'd wear the bloke (hey! i'm british!) right off.

what i do at least 300 days a year is forget that there are 365.25 days in a year. seriously, i can never remember, i'm always thinking it's 354, or 356, or something.

[fluid_0ne]

hehehe
asphalt's a hidden talent U no' :P

[Jasninder]

yikesssss asphalts 300 times?
:O

[Kitiara]

You know, you're thinking about that subject way too much boys. ;)

Things I do 300+ times a year the... Well, Apart from be remarkably vain about my hair, I probably paint my nails more than 300 times a year.

Also text my best mate / ex boyfriend - I do that more than 300 times, I'm sure. :)

[Illuminae]

things i do 300 x a year minimum

~go fishing
~cuddle my cat
~walk my dog
~work out
~play guitar
~paint or do other art
~pleasure my boyfriend in every way imaginable (censured for kirupa)

[thoriphes]

Originally posted by redGolgi
pleasure my boyfriend in every way imaginable (censured for kirupa) 300 / day like our asphaltcowboy does?

:P

[Illuminae]

nope, i don't spoil him that much. i need time to go fishing and stuff still. hehehe :beam:

[fluid_0ne]

Originally posted by Kitiara
You know, you're thinking about that subject way too much boys. ;)


men/boys talk much more than women/girls, but wonem/girls think more about "it" :P

[Niann]

Watch anime...
Mispell a word...
Help a friend...

Cheers!
-Niann

[Illuminae]

Originally posted by fluid_0ne
men/boys talk much more than women/girls, but wonem/girls think more about "it" :P

actually we do think about it more then you guys, you know why?

cuz 5 minutes and you guys are pfft, satisfied and spent. i have yet to find an easier thing then getting a guy off.

whereas us, we take a bit more thought. aaaaaaand, usually we don't get it as good as we want it. therefore, we think about it more cuz you guys cant please us.

heheheh. jkjk. but it is true according to surveys that we think about it about the same i think.

[fluid_0ne]

i no'!

[mdipi]

red where have you been? you slowed posting down,,,and so you fish like every day? even in the winter?

[Illuminae]

Originally posted by mdipi.com
red where have you been? you slowed posting down,,,and so you fish like every day? even in the winter?


ice fishing baby! :-D
and i've not been around really cuz i'm on vacation. i still luv yous guys though :beam:

[fluid_0ne]

Originally posted by redGolgi
actually we do think about it more then you guys, you know why?

cuz 5 minutes and you guys are pfft, satisfied and spent. i have yet to find an easier thing then getting a guy off.

whereas us, we take a bit more thought. aaaaaaand, usually we don't get it as good as we want it. therefore, we think about it more cuz you guys cant please us.

heheheh. jkjk. but it is true according to surveys that we think about it about the same i think.
i won't push this thread any further, cuz' it's forum for all of us...
18+ thread won't be welcomed here

but not every guy "finishes" in 5 minutes, ya no' :P
it's all just a matter of technique :sure:

[Illuminae]

Originally posted by fluid_0ne
i won't push this thread any further, cuz' it's forum for all of us...
18+ thread won't be welcomed here

but not every guy "finishes" in 5 minutes, ya no' :P
it's all just a matter of technique :sure:

yeah. i know :beam: hence the jkjkjk bit at the end..

most of you are like 2... hehehe!

still jk

and in an attempt to clean it up,

CANDY, TEDDY BEARS, FLOWERS, BUNNIES, CLOUDS, BLUE BIRDS, JESUS!!

[kirupa]

Let's keep it decent everyone :bandit:

For me it would have to be listening to the Bee Gees / U2 / REM. I think I have listened one of the aforementioned groups' music at least once everyday for the past 3 or 4 years :sleep:

Cheers!
Kirupa :asian:

[ahmed]

log on kirupaforum.com.. =)

[kirupa]

Originally posted by Replode, ignored by ahmed
Oh yeah, and try to use something other than visit the forums, cause then all the answers would probably be the same.:P
Somebody didn't read the rules - not going to mentionin any names or anything :x j/k ahmed!

Cheers!
Kirupa :rambo:

[mdipi]

download or listen to mp3's

[Jasninder]

Always start reading it from the first page :P

[fluid_0ne]

changing my nokias' background (almost every day :P)

lol

[Illuminae]

saying a prayer thanking god for my life and everything beautiful in this world

[fluid_0ne]

i don't believe in him...
too may bad things happening...

[Illuminae]

thats a shame fluid
bad things happen because men make them happen (and women, i just meant men like humans), not because god makes them happen. He gave us free will, it's us who fignewton things up, imo.

[fluid_0ne]

dun wanna 2 offend anybody right now but
1. a lot of bible is just a CRAP! (eg. how somebody could send himself to impregnate his own mother and procrate himself?)
2. 3/4 priests ar thieves and they will tell me what's right and wrong


lot more, but too sensitive topic...

[asphaltcowboy]

fluid_0ne.. as always: :-\


As for the rest of this thread: w00t! I didn't think one word could possibly do that to a thread.. oh well :thumb: 'mad skillz' by me ;)

[Kitiara]

I guess I also get on a train and endure the torment that Connex South Eastern inflicts upon me on a regular basic. That happens more than 300 times a year.

Actually, make that - I hear the words 'Connex regrets to announce...' over 300 times a year. :evil:

[fluid_0ne]

Originally posted by asphaltcowboy
fluid_0ne.. as always: :-\


As for the rest of this thread: w00t! I didn't think one word could possibly do that to a thread.. oh well :thumb: 'mad skillz' by me ;)

sorry, but i'm like that an i can't/won't change it...:(

[asphaltcowboy]

I'm not sure we're talking about the same thing. but never mind. :-\

[fluid_0ne]

i have black soul... :bad::(

[[m]]

This is a tough one. I have my rituals, but they change every month or so. :P

I drink every day (I am not talking about alcohol ;)), and I blink waaaay more that 300 times a year, more like 300 times a month. =) And I , uuhmm, thinking about stuff.

That's it really.

[thoriphes]

Originally posted by fluid_0ne
dun wanna 2 offend anybody right now but
1. a lot of bible is just a CRAP! (eg. how somebody could send himself to impregnate his own mother and procrate himself?)
2. 3/4 priests ar thieves and they will tell me what's right and wrong


lot more, but too sensitive topic... so...what does this have to do with this thread? :-\

[asphaltcowboy]

nothing (of course). that's how fluid_0ne's 'black soul' works :P
Originally posted by fluid_0ne
i have black soul... :bad::(I was thinking more along the lines of "I have no brain" :sigh:

[Soul]

Originally posted by xxviii
dream about soul :love::love::love::love:

[nobody]

hey baby, what's shakin?

[asphaltcowboy]

my head? :P

*shakes head*

[Soul]

;)

[nobody]

:love:
*faints*

[Eberth]

downloading mp3's,
yelling!! (yeah, everytime)
write/speak another language (english)

[sintax321]

Wow i have nothing.

Masturbation was already taken:-\

I think i'm spending to much time working.

[fluid_0ne]

Originally posted by Manny Calavera
so...what does this have to do with this thread? :-\

this


redGolgi:
saying a prayer thanking god for my life and everything beautiful in this world

fluid_0ne:
i don't believe in him...
too may bad things happening...

redGolgi:
thats a shame fluid
bad things happen because men make them happen (and women, i just meant men like humans), not because god makes them happen. He gave us free will, it's us who fignewton things up, imo.

fluid_0ne:

dun wanna 2 offend...


oh, and

I was thinking more along the lines of "I have no brain"
why to write something that's obvious? :smirk:

[kirupa]

Well fluid, golgi was presenting what she does every year. She wasn't asking for a comment or a response, and she posted it for everyone to read; did you expect that your response would not have been followed up with a more elaborate response? :asian:

----------------------------
Back to the topic:
---------
* Watch Everybody Loves Raymond and Seinfeld (probably two of the better shows created in a while!!)

* Play WarCraft III and Tactical-Ops

Cheers!
Kirupa :P

[Kitiara]

I've thought of some more...

Watch an episode of "The Simpsons"

Put on a CD to listen to.

Say the word "funky" and immediately realise how 60's that sounds.

Draw or sketch something (this goes way past 300 if I have a lot of meetings at work :) ).

[fluid_0ne]

Originally posted by kirupa
Well fluid, golgi was presenting what she does every year. She wasn't asking for a comment or a response, and she posted it for everyone to read; did you expect that your response would not have been followed up with a more elaborate response? :asian:

----------------------------
Back to the topic:
---------
* Watch Everybody Loves Raymond and Seinfeld (probably two of the better shows created in a while!!)

* Play WarCraft III and Tactical-Ops

Cheers!
Kirupa :P

i always write what i think...
almost... :P

[mdipi]

play counter-strike. make a new image in photoshop, can go way over 300 if i am "in the mood" lool

[Soul]

You don't make 300 images :P:P

[asphaltcowboy]

play quake? :beam... oh wait.. that's 300 hours... per fortnight ;)

[Ranoka]

Originally posted by [m]
and I blink waaaay more that 300 times a year, more like 300 times a month.

I'm pretty sure that humans blink more then 300 times a day! (accept for babies, they don't seem to blink much)

I feed my rats more the 300 times a year.
I turn on my pc more then 300 times a year.
I contact my home planet at least once a day... :alien:

[Illuminae]

you have rats? rats are so cool. i used to have a few. then i had a friend babysit them for a month while i was goin to school and he stole them! would not give em back. lol.
woops, sorry tangent,

more things i do 300 times a year :

play morrowind!!!
think about morrowind!
dream about morrowind!

[sintax321]

See i watch way way more then 300 episodes of simpsons a year. With my satalite dish i cna catch up to 8 episodes a day. When there are only around 320 episodes so far it is very easy to say I ahve seen every episode at least twice(probably more).

I also have the first 2 seasons on DVD so i'm never with out a day i cna't watch them.

[Ranoka]

Rats are cool!

I was wondering if anyone knows how to train rats, because mine sleep all day and wait until I turn my light off to start crashing around the cage to keep me up.

I love the Simpsons, but I prefer Futurama now! I have all the current DVD box sets for both (they are going to make so much money from me...)

Has anyone read Matt Groenings life in hell series? Its worth reading!

I'm sure I blow my nose many more then 300 times a year!

[sintax321]

Ya i love futurama and i jsut recently started to read "life is hell". I still haveto go out and buy the Futurama box set. That and the Family guy Box set. I wonder if there are any south park box sets yet. I wathc that show 300 times a year easaly.

[Niann]

Sintax,

The Family Guy box set is totally funny. The first and second South Park seasons are out on DVD now.

Cheers!
-Niann

[Digitalosophy]

I play Medal Of Honor Spearhead at least 300 times in a half of year

[fester8542]

I hit print about 20 times at work a day. Thats about 5200 times a work year alone.

I pet my parrot a few times a day. (African Grey)
Feed it....and stuff

http://www.bestondesign.com/pics/beek_beston3.jpg

I type well over 300 emails.

I burn probably over 300 CD's (work/home)

I edit more than 300 HTML Pages

I use more than 300 gallons of gas.

I drive more then 300 miles.

I use more then 300 staples

I wipe (tp) over 300 times

[mdipi]

futurama rocks! to bad it got canncelled (or did it caue i never see it and a site said it was...)

[thoriphes]

FOX usually shows it at the 7PM slot on Sundays if there's nothing to fill.

[Illuminae]

Originally posted by fester8542
I hit print about 20 times at work a day. Thats about 5200 times a work year alone.

I pet my parrot a few times a day. (African Grey)
Feed it....and stuff

http://www.bestondesign.com/pics/beek_beston3.jpg

I type well over 300 emails.

I burn probably over 300 CD's (work/home)

I edit more than 300 HTML Pages

I use more than 300 gallons of gas.

I drive more then 300 miles.

I use more then 300 staples

I wipe (tp) over 300 times

awwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwww wwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwww
he is soooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo cute!
can i play with him?

[SureShot]

the bird or fester :)

[Illuminae]

silly!!!!!!

fester of course. ;)

[fester8542]

Originally posted by redGolgi
awwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwww wwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwww
he is soooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo cute!
can i play with him?

<b>ITS A SHE!!!:trout:</b>

<i> I think :) </i> ... Greys are hard to sex. Im pretty sure because of her tail coloring and her personality.

You can play with her anytime..... but at your own risk. She plays nice most of the time, but she has been know to bite girls just because they are girls :thumb:

[fester8542]

Originally posted by redGolgi
silly!!!!!!

fester of course. ;)


woooo hooooo!

[Illuminae]

ill bite her back then. ;)

[fester8542]

Originally posted by redGolgi
ill bite her back then. ;)

Oh dont do that!

Then I would have to bite you ;)

[Illuminae]

hmmm... i see
very interesting
what if i bit her twice?

[mdipi]

hehe this could get interesting...

[fester8542]

Then the fun really starts!

:beam: :beam: :beam:

[Illuminae]

meet me in Chinatown in an hour...

bring the bird...

[fester8542]

Originally posted by redGolgi
meet me in Chinatown in an hour...

bring the bird...

<B>I AM NOT BRINGING A 2 POUND BIRD INTO CHINATOWN!</b>

That would be the end of my little baby.

lol....j/k

[Illuminae]

lol...
ok...
symphony...

[fester8542]

how bout the harbor.....

....bring the boat :)

[Digitalosophy]

im in chinatown right now, well about 2 stops on the train anyway

[Illuminae]

i would... cept the boat is in NJ.
actually, so am i. lol. i forgot about that technical detail. **** hangover.

[Illuminae]

Originally posted by Digitalosophy
im in chinatown right now, well about 2 stops on the train anyway

in NY? or Boston? or Kentucky? lol!
:beam:

[fester8542]

Originally posted by redGolgi
i would... cept the boat is in NJ.
actually, so am i. lol. i forgot about that technical detail. **** hangover.

Now thats just great......:sigh:

No boat.....

...no bird:)

[SureShot]

Originally posted by redGolgi
hmmm... i see
very interesting
what if i bit her twice?

Best response ever :) hahahha

[Digitalosophy]

Originally posted by redGolgi
in NY? or Boston? or Kentucky? lol!
:beam:

lol NY of course, I thought there was only one chinatown :)

[mdipi]

no

"Meet me in Chinatown in an hour. Bring the bird." is the best response ever! hehe it sounds like a ransome call.

[SureShot]

Dipi - dont argue with me!:evil: :bad:











:beam:

[Illuminae]

hehe, fester, i copied your avatar. hope you don't mind. actually, even if you do, theres nothing you can do about it :P ;)

and digital- we have one in boston too. and one in philly too. and one in montreal- i think every big city has one. maybe not as grandiose as NY's, lol..

[mdipi]

SureShot: You + Me = UC live. be there so i can own joo n00bish \/\/@Y




:beam: jk



edit: Red my cousine worked for JD last year i got a vodka shirt i think its *checks* Finlandia Vodka. she was like a demo person, went to clubs and gave away shirts and stuff so ppl would buy Jack and Finlandia. i guess she said it was a fun job + tips

[Niann]

We have a very nice Chinatown here in Chicago. :)

Cheers!
-Niann

[SureShot]

*randy machoman savage*OOOOHHHH YAAAAHHHHHH



I'm gonna crack you open like a slim jim little one!!! :)

[fester8542]

Originally posted by redGolgi
hehe, fester, i copied your avatar. hope you don't mind. actually, even if you do, theres nothing you can do about it :P ;)

and digital- we have one in boston too. and one in philly too. and one in montreal- i think every big city has one. maybe not as grandiose as NY's, lol..

No not at all. I think its friggin smooth.

Plus I love the sour mash. I drink jack straight up quite often.

[mdipi]

*scared little timmy voice*if you touch me i am gonna call the cops!

[Illuminae]

Originally posted by fester8542
No not at all. I think its friggin smooth.

Plus I love the sour mash. I drink jack straight up quite often.

sweet
have you tried the jack d hard cokes? i tried em the other day cuz i wanted something 'lighter' to drink and i slammed down a 6 pack in about an hour. they go down like butter, but they're a bit sweet. ah well.

[fester8542]

I tried them a little while back. I thought they were alright but I didnt like the kind of soda it was put in. I really cant explain it.

Id rather make them up myself and just use the coke.

You must have cought a descent buzz off of those if you put down six in an hour :thumb:

I think those things have a good ammount of JD in them.

[SureShot]

Yikes, if those things are anything like CC&G's (canadian club whiskey and gingerale) then yah, she should have been down right smashed! :)

[fester8542]

Originally posted by SureShot
Yikes, if those things are anything like CC&G's (canadian club whiskey and gingerale) then yah, she should have been down right smashed! :)

Huh...its funny you mention that stuff man. I saw that for the first time this weekend.

I tried someone elses. It was not that bad.

[rere420]

Originally posted by fester8542

I type well over 300 emails.

I burn probably over 300 CD's (work/home)

I edit more than 300 HTML Pages

I use more than 300 gallons of gas.

I drive more then 300 miles.

I use more then 300 staples

I wipe (tp) over 300 times


hey, you forgot that you drink over 300 beers!!!:evil:

[fester8542]

Originally posted by rere420
hey, you forgot that you drink over 300 beers!!!:evil:

I dink WELL over three hundred beers

[rere420]

Originally posted by fester8542
I dink WELL over three hundred beers


you may want to edit that post!!! Sounds like you have some weird fetish!!:flower:

[fester8542]

Originally posted by rere420
you may want to edit that post!!! Sounds like you have some weird fetish!!:flower:

Yeah....I am well known at the local hospitals

[Illuminae]

Originally posted by fester8542
Yeah....I am well known at the local hospitals

were you that guy on the floor covered in 151 and vomit when i came in with my finger hanging off from a table saw?

hehe. sorry for splurging blood on you. ;)

[vts31]

Originally posted by asphaltcowboy
masturbate? :P

FIXED: MASTERBATE!!!

[asphaltcowboy]

Edwin.. what are you talking about? :P

[Kitiara]

Another one of those weird American spellings, perhaps?

[TheOrangeOne]

learn to spoll!

[Kajinku]

lol, yeah... mastu... right... hehehe :whistle: :P

Anyway:

1) Feed my dog
2) Open the gate before leaving home
3) Staring at myself for 5 minutes in the mirror, trying to wake up in the morning. When I'm still blurry, I continue to stare. :P

[TheOrangeOne]

300 times? I send about 300 texts each month. I drink more than 300 milksahkes a year. I play sonic the hedghog at least 3000 times a year (cant get enough of the little blue dude!) I take more than 300 photos a year. I watch DVD's 300+ times a year.

This list just goes on and on, and non of it is interesting really.

[fester8542]

Originally posted by redGolgi
were you that guy on the floor covered in 151 and vomit when i came in with my finger hanging off from a table saw?

hehe. sorry for splurging blood on you. ;)

I put money on it was not me :)

But that sounds like one hell of a party :)

[Soul]

I've worked out that I send about 2400 texts each year! :-\

= £240 each year on txts alone. Not good lol

- Soul :s:

[fester8542]

Originally posted by Soul
I've worked out that I send about 2400 texts each year! :-\

= £240 each year on txts alone. Not good lol

- Soul :s:

My god man!

You would be better off just using the phone to talk and rack up your air time charges.

It would still most likely be cheaper.

[asphaltcowboy]

Thats because he doesnt actually call anyone/receive calls from anyone :P

anyway, lunch and the bank and the opticians - back.. sooon..ish :)

[Soul]

I do, just not very often :-\

Phone phobia

[Luigifan]

300 times a year? hmmmmm

nintendo!

[thoriphes]

Originally posted by vts31
FIXED: MASTERBATE!!! FIXED: MASTURBATE!!!

[Soul]

Its masturbate :)

http://dictionary.reference.com/search?q=masturbate

[thoriphes]

v : get sexual gratification through self-stimulation [syn: wank, she-bop, jack off, jerk off]she-bop? that's a new one.

[Soul]

Hehe cool, I think I'll use that :beam:

[Kitiara]

Never heard it called that before. :)

[Maxtr0sity]

She-bop? That sounds like a girl thing. I don't think guys would throw that term around in a casual conversation. ;)

=)

[Kitiara]

I'm afraid that all I can think is She-ra (like He-Man), so I can't even get the term right, let alone drop it into a conversation. :P

[Maxtr0sity]

Ick, I'm lost. She-ra?

=)

[Soul]

Ignore the crazy lady :crazy:

[Maxtr0sity]

Lol, it's been done, but she just randomly pops up sometimes. :crazy:

=)

[Kitiara]

http://hometown.aol.com/pbhtt/images/she-ra.jpg

She-ra. The female counterpart to He-Man. Come on, children's cartoons, people! :P

[Maxtr0sity]

Lol, what does masterbation has to do with She-ra? Or He-man? I am sooo lost.

=)

[Soul]

lol thought you said what does masturbation mean? :P:P

Was gonna laugh at you :P

- Soul :s:

[Kitiara]

You know what? Never mind. :P

Other things I do 300+ times a year:

Cringe in embarrassment at something my mother says.

Take a phone call intended for my boss, who's too lazy to answer it himself.

[Maxtr0sity]

Lol, I'm pretty sure what that means.

As for my 300:
300 keys typed on a keyboard (daily).
300 mouse clicks.
300 "This sucks" or "this blows" comments.
300 Roll down the stairs because I run toward the stairs with socks on and I have slippery floors causing me just tumbling down. So far, 1 broken arm because of it. :(
300 That 70's Show, Simpsons, Everybody Loves Raymond, SNL, Mad TV, Letterman.

Thats all I can think of at the moment.

=)