< " Bored In Office ?? " >

[Jasninder]

This goes out for all my frnds who get bored in office, sply the orange one and Read (http://www.kirupaforum.com/forums/showthread.php?s=&threadid=28188&perpage=15&pagenumber=1) wat he was doing. :P

If it is very boring for u in the office, here are some tips for you to try out and have fun.



1. THE BEST ONE: Form a detective agency to find out who is
quitting next.

2. Make blank calls to your Boss.

3. Count your fingers (and toes if you get bored).

4. Improve your typing speed.

5. Meditate.

6. Crib.

7. Crib some more.

8. Rearrange the furniture, i.e.. flick someone else chair just to irritate him/her.

9. Send mails from ms-mail to your internet mail (and immediately get to the internet and see who reaches first, you or your mail?) and read them there..and note down the timethey take to reach there.

10. Watch other people changing their facial expressions while working and try changing your expressions also..

11. Try to stretch status meetings as longer as possible, just by asking sill! y dou! bts.

12. Have work breaks in between tea.

13. Have a two hour lunch, its a big social occasion.

14. Take up smoking, so you can have cigarette breaks too.

15. Read jokes and send jokes.

16. Revise last weeks newspaper.

17. Sing in sync with the carpenters hammering.

18. Hold "How fast my computer boots" competitions.

19. Follow the amoebae that floats in front of your eyes.

20. Try reformatting the mainframe DASD.

21. Practice aiming the coffee cup into the dustbin.

22. Compile "How to waste your day".

23. Pick up phone and dial non existing nos

24. Make faces at strangers in office.

25. Make faces at your friends in office.

26. Open other people's computers on network and try cracking their passwords.

27. Count maximum no of applications your computer can open at a time.

28. For Win NT/95 users....Move things to Recycle bin and! restore them.. Then repeat this process.

29. Look at someone & try to imagine how (s)he might have looked when (s)he was 5 years old.

30. Plan to take bath.

31. Learn to whistle.

32. Make cracking noises, barking noises.

33. And if you are still getting bored, make full use of the comfortable chair and table provided and take a nap.

34. Fwd this as an email to everyone u know and then Repeat 1-33

__________________________________source J A Z

ADDITIONS BY KIRUPA BUDDY'S

35. Sticking pencils up your nose.
ORIGNALLY POSTED BY THE ORANGE ONE

36. Make your own silly sting with locks of your own hair
ORIGNALLY POSTED BY THE ORANGE ONE

37. Remove the mouseball and work the mouse using just your fingers.
ORIGNALLY POSTED BY THE ORANGE ONE

38. Fix velcro to your shoes and complain about the floor being sticky.
ORIGNALLY POSTED BY THE ORANGE ONE

39. Find a rock, call him 'Bob' and talk to it all day. Whenever people ask you a question, consult 'Bob' first.
ORIGNALLY POSTED BY THE ORANGE ONE

40. Sing a well known song but keep getting the words wrong. Only sing the chorus.
ORIGNALLY POSTED BY THE ORANGE ONE

41. Replace all the office pencils with carrots.
ORIGNALLY POSTED BY THE ORANGE ONE

42. Dismantle your computer and hide each bit somewhere in the office. Replace computer with a block of cheese.
ORIGNALLY POSTED BY THE ORANGE ONE

43. Make a chair sculpture in the middle of your office
ORIGNALLY POSTED BY Manny Calavera

44. Sit at your desk, feet up, with your New York Times upside down and look important.
ORIGNALLY POSTED BY Manny Calavera

45. Prop someone's chair up on bricks, having removed the wheels.
ORIGNALLY POSTED BY Kitiara

46. Talk to your body parts.First name them.
ORIGNALLY POSTED BY Maxtr0sity

47. Throw Bob at a window and break it and blame it on Bob(the rock)
ORIGNALLY POSTED BY Maxtr0sity

48. Bring pets to work
ORIGNALLY POSTED BY Jonster

49. Right before 8:00 or 5:00, get on the elevator and press all the buttons.
ORIGNALLY POSTED BY NaliWarCow

50. During people's lunch breaks, get on Word and change the auto-correct entries. Make words such as "the" change to "teh" and "your companies name" to "acme prostitution".
ORIGNALLY POSTED BY NaliWarCow

51. Rename all your desktop icons and change the icon.
ORIGNALLY POSTED BY NaliWarCow

btw, thts wat i used to do the same :p

52. Have a competition between you and Bob (the rock) about who can make the better star wars lazer noise. After Bob wins, you have to cry.
ORIGNALLY POSTED BY NaliWarCow

53. Replace your desktop computer with one of those fake plastic ones you see at furniture stores.
ORIGNALLY POSTED BY THE ORANGE ONE

54. Make a list of all the items on your desk. Make people sign for your things whenever they ask to borrow them. Time how long it takes them to return them.
ORIGNALLY POSTED BY THE ORANGE ONE

55. Reconstruct paperclips using famous monuments and then reconcstruct paperclips using famous monuments.
ORIGNALLY POSTED BY THE ORANGE ONE

56. Take a tape measure and take the exact dimensions of your monitor, system unit & computer table in Metric System(eg; cm,mm,km...) then convert you results to Imperial System(eg; inches,feet, miles...).
ORIGNALLY POSTED BY Noxious

57. Fill the water cooler with vodka
ORIGNALLY POSTED BY THE ORANGE ONE

58. Set up home in the office elevator. Laugh in an evil manner when people enter.
ORIGNALLY POSTED BY THE ORANGE ONE

59. Fly paper planes with messages on them.
ORIGNALLY POSTED BY Kitiara

60. Leave helpfull notes for yourself around the office. Go find them again when you are bored.
ORIGNALLY POSTED BY THE ORANGE ONE

61. Call a random cubical and pretend to be the operator in the Matrix.
ORIGNALLY POSTED BY :mike:
Insist that your name is 'The One'
ADDITION BY THE ORANGE ONE

62. Keep staring at other people making them feel uncomfortable.
ORIGNALLY POSTED BY Voetsjoeba

63. Imagine you're a hacker trying to steal top-secret information.
ORIGNALLY POSTED BY Voetsjoeba

64. Introduce Bob to everybody,Let a fart and blame him.Print some paper in different colours and dress Bob.
ORIGNALLY POSTED BY Voetsjoeba

64. Walk slowly up the stairs, with a bunch of impatient people behind you.
ORIGNALLY POSTED BY Voetsjoeba

65. Walk slowly up the stairs, with a bunch of impatient people behind you.
ORIGNALLY POSTED BY Kitiara



ENJOY

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[TheOrangeOne]

Originally posted by flasherjaz

22. Compile "How to waste your day".


LMFAO!
I'm working on it! You seem to be further than me though.....

What happened to sticking pencils up your nose? Thats an absolute must!

wanna compare notes on last weeks newspaper anyone?

[Jasninder]

Ok Cool, first addition by the orange one then :)
postcount is now 35

[jonster]

Standing and shouting "I'd just like to say I'm working to my limits" randomly, throughout the day

[Jasninder]

wat do u guys think about jonster's suggestion?

I'd say..... come up wid a quiet one:P
lets not disturb who are actually working =)

[Kitiara]

My favourite skive is to suddenly stand up, throw a load of documents over my shoulder whilst shouting "I can't work under these conditions" and storming out of the room. :beam:

[thoriphes]

:P@kit

my favorite form of non-work at the office is not working. i need something interesting to do here at work. that list above is, well, too shallow for my taste.

[TheOrangeOne]

all hail jonster! Maybe we should put together a docment. 'kirupa.coms big book of office boredom (and how to overome it)'

my new favourite is sticking pencils up OTHER peoples noses.

[Jasninder]

LMAO hahahahaha
Kit, i thot u were one of those cool n calm type girls :P
:disappointed: hehehehe u r my type :P
Come on guys n GALS :P lets come up wid more cool and calm ways to pass away the boredom of offices and lets assume tht others are working and we dont want to disturb them:P

[asphaltcowboy]

You can play "rack up a huge score by clickin" here: http://www.kirupa.com/developer/mx/score.htm

I'm currently on about 300,000 points :beam:

[Kitiara]

I am cool and calm. :) That's why doing what I suggested always gets such a fantasic reception, it's so out of character. :beam:

[TheOrangeOne]

tiddly winks.

[Jasninder]

Orange, we dont have to disturb others:P

[Jasninder]

yea it is out of cheracter alrite, but we r lookin out for the way to kill boredom and not disturbing others at the same time.
=)

I used to play snowboarding game on my cell fone and that too wid no effect volume:P
This is a quiet way,but not tht much funny so i guess i ll not add it :P

[TheOrangeOne]

i dont ;) how about this one:

walking around the office with no shoes on.

[TheOrangeOne]

Originally posted by asphaltcowboy
You can play "rack up a huge score by clickin" here: http://www.kirupa.com/developer/mx/score.htm

I'm currently on about 300,000 points :beam: I keep getting a negative score..........

[Jasninder]

walking around wid no shoes?
how are u killing ur boreom by doing this:P

[asphaltcowboy]

Originally posted by TheOrangeOne
I keep getting a negative score.......... hit the other button! :P

[TheOrangeOne]

ok then, found these might be fun!
Page yourself over the intercom. (Don't disguise your voice.)

Find out where your boss shops and buy exactly the same outfits. Always wear them one day after your boss does. (This is especially effective if your boss is a different gender than you are.)

Make upnicknames for all your coworkers and refer to them only by these names. "That's a good point, Sparky." "No I'm sorry I'm going to have to disagree with you there, Chachi."
Send email to the rest of the company telling them what you're doing. For example "If anyone needs me, I'll be in the bathroom."
"Hi-lite" your shoes. Tell people that you haven't lost your shoes since you did this.
While sitting at your desk, soak your fingers in "Palmolive."
Put up mosquito netting around your cubicle.
Put a chair facing a printer, sit there all day and tell people you're waiting for your document.
Arrive at a meeting late, say you're sorry, but you didn't have time for lunch, and you're going to be nibbling during the meeting. During the meeting eat 5 entire raw potatoes.
Insist that your e-mail address be "zena_goddess_of_fire@companyname.com"
Every time someone asks you to do something, ask them if they want fries with that.
Send email to yourself engaging yourself in an intelligent debate about the direction of one of your company's products. Forward the mail to a co-worker and ask her to settle the disagreement.
Encourage your colleagues to join you in a little synchronized chair dancing.
Put your garbage can on your desk. Label it "IN."
detrmine how many cups of coffee is "too many."
develop an unnatural fear of staplers.
Decorate your office with pictures of Cindy Brady and Danny Partridge. Try to pass them off as your children.
For a relaxing break, get away from it all with a mask and snorkel in the fish tank. If no one notices, take out your snorkel and see how many you can catch in your mouth.
Send e-mail messages saying free pizza, free donuts etc... in the lunchroom, when people complain that there was none... Just lean back, pat your stomach, and say, "Oh you've got to be faster than that."
Put decaf in the coffeemaker for 3 weeks. Once everyone has gotten over their caffeine addictions, switch to espresso.

[thoriphes]

Originally posted by asphaltcowboy
You can play "rack up a huge score by clickin" here: http://www.kirupa.com/developer/mx/score.htm

I'm currently on about 300,000 points :beam: just hit 365000. i'm going at about 2000 points/sec look at me go whee!

lol, TOO those are so great!

:thumb:

[Maxtr0sity]

LMAO @ 19. Follow the amoebae that floats in front of your eyes.

So thats whay they're called. Lol.

=)

[TheOrangeOne]

Originally posted by Maxtr0sity
LMAO @ 19. Follow the amoebae that floats in front of your eyes.

So thats whay they're called. Lol.

=)

what? you didn't know they were called eyes? :crazy: ;)


*edit* ^that was a joke!

[Jasninder]

come on guys think........... and oranage come on man, one by one plz? or have u started on ur book?

[Maxtr0sity]

No, I didn't know those where called "amoebaes." I follow them all the time and they're hard to follow around.

=)

[TheOrangeOne]

ok, sorry jaz.

heres another:
remove the mouseball and work the mouse using just your fingers.

[TheOrangeOne]

wear a blindfold

[Maxtr0sity]

LMAO, I just laughed like crazy in the library and I think people are giving me weird looks.

=)

[TheOrangeOne]

fix velcro to your shoes and complain about the floor being sticky.

[thoriphes]

make a chair sculpture in the middle of your office

[Kitiara]

Prop someone's chair up on bricks, having removed the wheels. :)

[thoriphes]

re-enact the office scene from the matrix

[TheOrangeOne]

re-enact the whole matrix

[asphaltcowboy]

Originally posted by Kitiara
Prop someone's chair up on bricks, having removed the wheels. :) rofl! :thumb:

[asphaltcowboy]

Did someone say The Matrix? :beam:

[Maxtr0sity]

Lol.

Make funny noises with your mouth.

Hum the batman theme song.

Draw eyes on your eyelids or glasses and goto sleep.

Yawn every 2 minutes.

Pretend to make body noises.

Moan.

Talk to your body parts.

Name your body parts first.

Throw string cheese at people.

Find a friend and make him push you around on the chair.

Print stuff and never pick it up.

Forward Spam.

Thats all of what I can compile right now in my head.

=)

[TheOrangeOne]

Originally posted by Maxtr0sity

Throw string cheese at people. heh heh :thumb:

Find a rock, call him 'Bob' and talk to it all day. Whenever people ask you a question, consult 'Bob' first.

[Maxtr0sity]

Make Bob your perosnal assistant and secretary.

=)

[TheOrangeOne]

heh, nice one!

dress 'Bob' in funny clothing and throw him at people who dont like the new outfit

[Kitiara]

Then discover Bob gets paid more than you and diss him behind his back.

[Maxtr0sity]

Lol, put Bob outside your door and yell at people that steps on it.

=)

[thoriphes]

storm out of the office as if in an argument shouting bob's name. leave him on your desk to let others see who you were arguing with.

[Maxtr0sity]

Lol, throw Bob at a window and break it and blame it on Bob.

=)

[TheOrangeOne]

when someone touches you, scream at them and tell them to stay away from your 'special area'

[thoriphes]

you can make boulder origami:

www.origamiboulder.com

[Maxtr0sity]

Those look fun, I want to grow one of those Chia pets and treat it like a friend.

=)

[TheOrangeOne]

get a friend and treat it like a chia pet

[TheOrangeOne]

sing a well known song but keep getting the words wrong. Only sing the chorus.

[thoriphes]

sit at your desk, feet up, with your New York Times upside down and look important.

[TheOrangeOne]

heh, this ones an improvement though....
sit at your desk, feet up, with your Beano upside down and look important.

[Maxtr0sity]

Go around the office and squeeze everyone head, go for the bald ones first.

=)

[TheOrangeOne]

ride the office vacume cleaner like a horsey

[Maxtr0sity]

Turn on a vacum cleaner on and leave it there.

=)

[thoriphes]

...then turn it back on when someone turns it off.

repeat. rinse. lather.

[Maxtr0sity]

Lol, walk the vacum.

=)

[TheOrangeOne]

replace all the office pencils with carrots

[thoriphes]

take a jog around the office.

[thoriphes]

walk in front of someone's cubicle and pretend to be going down stairs.

you can also try elevator, escalator, or bottomless pit.

[Maxtr0sity]

Send prank e-mails to everyone saying their fired.

Send one to your boss tell him his fired.

Send everyone fake promotions.

=)

[TheOrangeOne]

Ask your co-workers what they are doing. Repeat.

[Maxtr0sity]

If you're in cubicles, shoot silly string everywhere and yell "who the hell is shooting silly string?"

=)

[TheOrangeOne]

make your own silly sting with locks of your own hair

[Maxtr0sity]

Lol, put glue on them and throw them.

=)

[TheOrangeOne]

dismantle your computer and hide each bit somewhere in the office. Replace computer with a block of cheese.

[Jasninder]

Originally posted by Kitiara
Prop someone's chair up on bricks, having removed the wheels. :)
Violent one kit :P
Remember we dont have to disturb others:P



Originally posted by The Orange One
Find a rock, call him 'Bob' and talk to it all day. Whenever people ask you a question, consult 'Bob' first.


Hmmm... this time pass can get ur boss attention and he can send u for brain scan :P hahahah


Originally posted by Kitiara
Then discover Bob gets paid more than you and diss him behind his back.

hahahahaha


Originally posted by Maxtr0sity
Lol, throw Bob at a window and break it and blame it on Bob.


Funny, this bob is creating a havoc in here hahaha
one more on bob, bring him back from the street and take him to the doctor for treatment of his scratches and other stuff as u feel sorry for throwing him out.

we all need a brainscan
hahahahah

U guys are really funny, all of you
i m gona add some of these suggestions in the main post, i dont think it will take us any time to get to 100 ways:p
Kit u r missing out :P think about a good one, one's expected from you and kirupa too, i wonder if he has any time to waste like us:P

[Kitiara]

I've posted one! :)

How about wheely office chair races round the room? :beam:

[thoriphes]

:-\ that just seems childish.

how bout office chair jousting?

:P

[Kitiara]

:beam:

Actually what we do have is the Yellow Ball Challenge.

We've got one of those great big inflatable exercise balls (that came with a packet of Special K or something). Only instead of exercising with it, you have to use it to cross the office, without putting your feet on the floor. :P

[thoriphes]

omg...the greatest thing...

expanding on your idea, kit

office....





















































...soccer.

[Jasninder]

checkout page number 1 =) and plz continue

[prstudio]

Keep checking the printer on the fourth floor to make sure its printing...if anyone asks you why you keep coming; just tell them - oh we are re-arranging the Novell tree and want to make sure that you will be able to print again, something about Novell going to a permanent permissions system - we just hope they gave us an extension because as of last night you weren't on the right network tree...but you should be fine for now, I'll keep checking back.

[Jasninder]

keep checking the printer on 4th floor?
i ll never exhaust myself like this..........:P

[thoriphes]

how bout this:
Walk about the office seeming like you were in a hurry or late for a meeting or something. when you pass somebody, do something significant like grumble, look at your watch, say hi, whatever, but make sure they remember. Now go around the office again and do the exact same things to the same people. they'll go nuts.

[Jasninder]

Hmmm i see my subject is changing from overcomin the boredom to annoying ppl:p hehehe
anyway, nice one manny

[fluid_0ne]

chair jousting sounds like fun :D

at school we stick pencil covered with your saliva ( :thumb: ) in sbds' ear (but gently - not to harm him/her! :sure: )

[Xpeder]

take the stapler and shoot it at stuff or other people or make a target and put your bosses picture on it if you like

[Jasninder]

we are looking for a non violent way to kill boredom my fnrd:)

[Xpeder]

Make your own drum set with office equipment

[Kajinku]

Yay! I'm bored too! Even on Saturday this week... stupid job.
Anyway, that list is spooky. There are actually things I do when sitting here. Like:


Originally posted by flasherjaz
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[COLOR=blue]8. Rearrange the furniture, i.e.. flick someone else chair just to irritate him/her.

10. Watch other people changing their facial expressions while working and try changing your expressions also..

11. Try to stretch status meetings as longer as possible, just by asking sill! y dou! bts.

15. Read jokes and send jokes.

21. Practice aiming the coffee cup into the dustbin.

22. Compile "How to waste your day".

25. Make faces at your friends in office.

37. Remove the mouseball and work the mouse using just your fingers.
ORIGNALLY POSTED BY THE ORANGE ONE

+ when I'm tired of sitting, I go to all my colleagues and ask them "what ya doin'?".

[jonster]

bring pets to work

[Maxtr0sity]

Tell your boss you have SARS.

=)

[Jasninder]

bring pets to work

hah hahah
great one man, i m adding that =)
my dog was too big and lazy, dont think he wud have liked that hahaha

[Maxtr0sity]

If a pet, bring a bird and send it on missions.

=)

[Jasninder]

How about a 70 kg stupid and lazy dog?
wonder how will u use him. :P

[[m]]

Find a basket with only paper in it, or use a fresh batch of paper and draw a bullseye on one of them. Paste it on your monitor, wall, boss' back, etc and stand about 4 meters (12 foot) away from it.

Here's the tricky part: take the paper, squish it, look through your legs while bending over and try to hit the bullseye in that position.

Everytime you miss, you yell AAARRGGHO, HOOOOHAAAGGGG, or something similar.

Everytime you score, do the happydance still in that same position. OPTIONAL: with your hands raised to the roof.

To make it extra fun, compete wit your colleagues over who did the most happy dances. The one who loses, get's to clean everything up.

[NaliWarCow]

1). While people are their lunch breaks, take their mice and put them on the other side of their monitors.

2). If the computers are close enough to one another, unplug everyone's mouse, and plug it in to the computer next to it.

3). Hum just loud enough for other people to hear you, then yell at the person who is humming.

4). Right before 8:00 or 5:00, get on the elevator and press all the buttons.

5). During people's lunch breaks, get on Word and change the auto-correct entries. Make words such as "the" change to "teh" and "your companies name" to "acme prostitution".

6). Call your companies tech support group and tell them you have an emergency and to get down there. When they get there, act insane and yell that your monitor is blue and you can't find the "any key".

7). Rename all your desktop icons and change the icon.

8). Have a competition between you and Bob (the rock) about who can make the better star wars lazer noise. After Bob wins, you have to cry.

[Jasninder]

NaliWarCow, i have added few of urs, they are funny=)

[Maxtr0sity]

Hahaha, I love the screwing up of the autocorrect idea on Word. I'm going to do that next time.

=)

[Xpeder]

have a starring contest with bob

[Maxtr0sity]

Draw eyes on him first duh! :P

=)

[Xpeder]

HAhahha yeah lol I bet i could beat him its a good way to waste time

[Maxtr0sity]

I'd win too, I have asian eyes and it's hard to tell if they're open or closed at all times. :P

=)

[Mik3]

Build a complete computer entirely out of furbys

[Jasninder]

nice idea mike, hey can u tell me how u got extra information availabe " real post#: 9382912"
i d like to add interesting stuff there ;)

[TheOrangeOne]

replace your desktop computer with one of those fake plastic ones you see at furniture stores. Insist that it increases your productivity and demand a pay-rise.

[Jasninder]

replace your desktop computer with one of those fake plastic ones you see at furniture stores.


i m gona add this much:P
they already know that it increases the productivity that's obvious u ll get a raise

need a brain scan
:P:P:P

[Kitiara]

Sing "One man went to mow" at the top of your voice, and see how many men you can reach before someone in the office complains. :beam:

[Jasninder]

again a noisy one:p
we dont have to disturb others kit :)

[TheOrangeOne]

Buy a Tamagotchi. Show it to people during meetings. Spank it when it is naughty.

[kh3mical]

seeing as i havent followed any of the topic, ill prolly say this is OFF topic but ill just say it anyways.

When its all quite go get urself a cup of rocks, tip them on somebodys upper right thigh, and yell out, just for the sake of it, EVERYBODY RUN FOR UR LIVES, THE OYSTERS ARE COMING WITH THEIR OCTOPUS ARMY!!!!

[Jasninder]

again... lets not get violent, noisy and stuff like that..
This is a place where you talk about ways to overcome boredom, we have to look at the ways in which we dont disturb others and still pass our time quietly, sure lil intrusion and messing up wid others on the way can be added,but something like creating a havoc :P
Imagine urself alone in office who has no work, but others are busy, how will u pass ur time..ofcourse in a funny way u ll like to imagine.

[TheOrangeOne]

reconstruct famous monuments using paperclips.

[TheOrangeOne]

reconstruct paperclips using famous monuments

[thoriphes]

Talk about all the things you'd do if you were bored on the forums instead of actually doing them.

(paradox, contradiction)

[TheOrangeOne]

Originally posted by Manny Calavera
Talk about all the things you'd do if you were bored on the forums instead of actually doing them.

(paradox, contradiction)
um... i actually did a few! im working on the paperclips now and i did actually stick pencils up my nose last week :)

[Jasninder]

Originally posted by Manny Calavera
Angry and hungry are two words that end in '-gry'. There are three words in the English language. What is the third word? Everyone knows what it means and everyone uses it every day. Look closely and I have already given you the third word. What is it?


My gf says :

: well i think its "language"
: there are 3 words in "the english language" wot is the "third?"everybody uses it,knows wot it means and so on............
: its one of those wind ups
: i bet im right

Is she?

[thoriphes]

correct fJ. I read another version of this riddle and couldn't get the answer because the whole thing was stated wrong. but yeah, your gf's a bright one. stick with her ;)

[Jasninder]

thanx manny

That's the plan :) gona stick wid her for the rest of my life :love:
=)

[Digitalosophy]

Originally posted by asphaltcowboy
You can play "rack up a huge score by clickin" here: http://www.kirupa.com/developer/mx/score.htm

I'm currently on about 300,000 points :beam:




hahahah lmao , i had to stop my hand hurts!

[Mik3]

to get the extra info thingy just keep adding more and more text to your location section, it will put it on another line

[thoriphes]

Originally posted by Digitalosophy
hahahah lmao , i had to stop my hand hurts! here's the trick:

select the swf (click anywhere in the movie), then bring your mouse out of the movie, then tab your way until the yellow box is over the button to add the points. then just hold Spacebar =)

[kh3mical]

Well, That was certainly a interesting piece of information, and im sur ethat every1 wanted to know how to rack up a huge score! including me, i actually did try with my hand!

15,000 then i got bored

[TheOrangeOne]

pretend you are invisible

[TheOrangeOne]

grow things on your desk. Use you computer as an ornate plant pot

[TheOrangeOne]

Make a list of all the items on your desk. Make people sign for your things whenever they ask to borrow them. Time how long it takes them to return them.

[Jasninder]

this is amazing orange one:P
u' ve got the talent to complete a book on this hahahaha
:P

[Jasninder]

Manny think i have to ask my gf:P
a suggestion to make it more interesting and poppular, why dont u add the name a person who answered ur last riddle?
like

:Yesterday's Answer: 'language'
mystery solved by: flasherjaz :P

hey everyone is hungry for name and fame:P

[Jasninder]

reconstruct paperclips using famous monuments and then reconcstruct paperclips using famous monuments:)

i wonder how i missed this one :P

[TheOrangeOne]

Originally posted by flasherjaz
this is amazing orange one:P
u' ve got the talent to complete a book on this hahahaha
:P
thankyou :)

celebrate your birthday, everyday

[Maxtr0sity]

Doodle on your monitor.

Draw pictures of your boss in paint.

Spin around in your chair until the dizzyness overwhelms you.

Fake death.

Fake heartattack.

Fake "My mother just died".

Fake "My mother had another kid"

=)

[[m]]

Play the frankenstein mouse game.

10 print turn your mouse.
20 print It's now dead.
30 print Turn your mouse again.
40 print It's Alive!!
50 goto 10

[thoriphes]

Here's something fun and you'll look like you're working:

Test your typing rate. (http://www.typing-tester.com/tester/typing-tests-download.asp) <--link.

[Kitiara]

Btw Manny, I think I've got the answer to todays little footer teaser. :beam:

And if it's what I think it is, nice one. :P

[thoriphes]

PM me the answer.

[Kitiara]

I have done so. :)

[TheOrangeOne]

Goto the office window and keep tapping the bottom left corner of the glass. Complain that the start button does not work

[Jasninder]

why do only girls understand ur riddles manny?:P

[Jasninder]

Here u go manny, i m pasting the exact conversation, no edits.
is she right again?????

I cannot be felt, seen or touched;
Yet I can be found in everybody;
My existence is always in debate;
Yet I have my own style of music.
What Am I?

Jaz: the riddle
Love: thats soooooooooooooooooooo easy
Jaz: really?
Love: ye cause
Love: u didnt get it?
Jaz: no tell me
Love: *edited*
Jaz: here u go, the other girl at the forum also answered that, she mentioned that she has an answer
Jaz: hahaha
???

hope m not late.My girl is enjoyin these riddles, get some tuff ones my frnd:P

[thoriphes]

I edited the answer out, which was right (good job!). Please PM me any answers you may have in the future; since I only have one everyday, I want everyone to have a stab at it.

[Jasninder]

ok man, u ll get a pm next time :)

[Jasninder]

that's it ppl???
done wid the suggestions?

[thoriphes]

um..."disappear" (i'd go home) from after putting up "have you seen me?" flyers of yourself around the office?

[noxious]

oh man thor this riddles are way too "riddlely" for me! :P

[thoriphes]

Watch Office Space at work.

noxious - you can't get them all ;) tomorrow may be your day.

[noxious]

Take a tape measure and take the exact dimensions of your monitor, system unit & computer table in Metric System(eg; cm,mm,km...) then convert you results to Imperial System(eg; inches,feet, miles...).

[noxious]

if still bored...

Weigh them using the measuring tape! lol :P


jaz: this thread rocks! :thumb:

[Xpeder]

this is a good one to do

[TheOrangeOne]

HAHAHAHAHA! that is brilliant :)

ok, heres another office thing to do: fill the water cooler with vodka

[thoriphes]

that's a lot of vodka...

[Jasninder]

i was busy wid some problem i posted on flash 5, no one ever reply there it seem, thot i d rather check random and see hows my thread doing and WOW , i thot my thread wud hav bin pushed back to page number 3 by now but my boredom warriors never gave up.I m proud of u guys :great work: :P
hahaha
so are we gona take the list to 100 now?

yea nox this thread rocks and i have some really funny ones coming up after this.

[noxious]

this great indeed!

orange: that was a pretty cooool footer! =)

[Jasninder]

http://www.kirupaforum.com/forums/showthread.php?s=&postid=263094#post263094
is the thread, can u guys help?

[TheOrangeOne]

Originally posted by noxious
this great indeed!

orange: that was a pretty cooool footer! =)

thanks dude :)
new one:
work round the office with a clipboard and look important. Stop behind your co-workers and sigh and shake your head. When you are asked what you are doing, simply reply "you will never understand"

[TheOrangeOne]

answer all questions with "you will never understand"

[TheOrangeOne]

despite following all this advice (j/k) i still have a job and im still bored!

new one: set up home in the office elevator. Laugh in an evil manner when people enter

[Jasninder]

crazy crazy crazy
ha ha ha ha ha h
really funny =)
keep on going

[Kitiara]

I'm currently seeing how far I can fly a paper plane across the office. If I'm good I can hit some of HR... :evil:

Whoops... One just flew down the gap and into Teleclaims... :P Maybe I should write cheerful messages on them?

[Jasninder]

W E _______ A R E _______ B A C K !!

[Jasninder]

Hey thats a nice one kit.
Fly paper planes with messages on them

I hope you guys are checking out the additions on first page.

[TheOrangeOne]

wear a gas mask and complain about your neighbours smell. Add a little irony to this by not washing yourself for two weeks before

[TheOrangeOne]

leave helpfull notes for yourself around the office. Go find them again when you are bored

[Mik3]

Call a random cubical and pretend to be the operator in the Matrix.

[TheOrangeOne]

insist that your name is 'the one'

[Voetsjoeba]

Keep staring at other people making them feel uncomfortable.

[TheOrangeOne]

give up breathing for lent

[TheOrangeOne]

quit your job and join the circus

[Voetsjoeba]

Make a bleeping sound when someone clicks with his/her mouse.
Imitate the sound of a kitty then pretend to be looking under your desk for that kitty.
Select all the icons on your desktop and press Enter.
Imagine you're a hacker trying to steal top-secret information.
Sort your MSN contacts, sort them again, and sort them again.
Make smilies for kirupaforum.com.

[Voetsjoeba]

Let a fart and blame Bob.
Introduce Bob to everybody.
Print some paper in different colours and dress Bob.

[Voetsjoeba]

Paste post-its on your co-worker's heads.
Enter Configuration Panel and read out loud what all the options are.
Walk slowly up the stairs, with a bunch of impatient people behind you.

[TheOrangeOne]

Originally posted by Voetsjoeba
Print some paper in different colours and dress Bob.

heh heh :thumb: i like your bunny as well!

Get a block of ice and make it Bob's wife. Cry when she melts.

[Kitiara]

Set everyone's email alerts to humourous wav files. :evil:

Deny all knowledge.

[Voetsjoeba]

Download Random Farter.
*Groink-groink* like a pig when a fat person passes by.
Download technosongs, play them, and set the volume to maximum.
Warn everybody for chucky who will appear near his/her bed at night.
Try to let the shredder shred cd's.

[TheOrangeOne]

actually do some work

...actually, forget that one. its TOO silly.

[Kitiara]

He's talking in tongues! What is this 'work' of which you speak? :P

[TheOrangeOne]

to be honest, im not sure. I think its a legend of some sort, involving paper.

[Kitiara]

<b>*Shudders*</b>

[TheOrangeOne]

its ok kit, its ok. Thanks to this thread, this whole 'work' think is now a thing of the past.

super glue your stapler to the ceiling

[Jasninder]

Originally posted by TheOrangeOne
its ok kit, its ok. Thanks to this thread, this whole 'work' think is now a thing of the past.


=)


Thanks a lot Voetsjoeba,:mike: Kitiara and yea orange one is a part of this thread, so i dont think i need to thank him:P
we will reach the count of 100 really soon like this.

[Jasninder]

Kit u can start rite now =)

[Jasninder]

2nd file

[TheOrangeOne]

heh heh, nice files FlasherJaz :) I guess that leads us onto another one: create humorous .wav files to send to people

[Jasninder]

Hmmm.. ok here goes =)
btw u guys can call me jaz:)

[Jasninder]

Here are few, lets see if u guys can guess the cheracter while listenin to it the first time, really easy for u guys, i kno..

[TheOrangeOne]

ok jaz ;)

[Jasninder]

come on guys, dont tell me that u dont know these cheracters?
somehow it's hard to believe.

[Xpeder]

bevis and butthead Duh

[Jasninder]

duh????

[Xpeder]

yeah duh???



take a print screen of your desktop and set it as the wall paper remove all your icons and the task bar and complain that your computer is broken

[Maxtr0sity]

Play magnetic darts with a dartboard on your monitor.

[Xpeder]

*Bring a pipe and respond to everyone by waving it and saying "quite Right ".
*wear earmuffs. ask anyone that talks to you to speak up.
*answer questions by singing .
*speak only in rymes and hum songs.
*page through files scratching and sniffing it .
*were pajamas and pretend not to notice that you've done so.
*bring binoculars and talk to everyoen with them on prtending that you dont have them on.
*every few minutes make a "signup sheet" and pass it around.
*were a cape to work with a big S on it and say it stands for stud.
*disassemble you pen "accidentally" propel pieces around the room while playing with the spring. Go on an expeditions to retrive the pieces. then repeat.
*Make up a word, use it casual in conversation and see if anyone ask what it means.
*buy a complete set of transformers. play with them loudly. If people comment, tell them with a straight face " they're more then meets the eye."
*read a dictionary backwards and look for any hidden messages.
*Make a list of things on what to do in the office when your bored.
*Write "Out to lunch" on your forehead.
*imitate the sounds your modem makes when you dial up to the internet.
*Learn to type with your toes.

[Coppertop]

Ok, I have actually done this:

1. print out lots of differantly sized copies of the attached picture (that I made).

2. cut them out. make the shapes any shape you want.

3. stick them, pin them and hide them every where. EXAMPLES on the windsheild of a car, a window, a computer monitor, walls, doors, door handles, hats, everywhere.

TIP: Don't put them out in the open. hide them a bit, so that people discover them "accidently". THE POINT IS TO INDUCE PARANOIA (or however you spell it).

It worked for me, out of about 15 targets, 3 were noticably freaked.

[Coppertop]

On a similar note there is this:

http://www.gamespy.com/dailyvictim/index.asp?id=275

[mdipi]

i got one:

get to the top of the stairs with people behind you and make it look like the door wont open. When someone takes the job of opening hte door tell them how strong they are for the rest of the day, esp. when irrelevent

[Voetsjoeba]

Do a demonic dance around somebody when yelling "Burn ! Burn ! Burn !"

[mdipi]

start to hug everyone in the office and wear the shortest shorts you can find.

[noxious]

sit on the corner and try to solve two rubik's cube mentally simultaneously.

[Jasninder]

Hahaha, really cool and creative suggestions ppl=)
i am gona add few to the final list, keep thinking :)
i have copule of funny thread ideas on the waiting list:P but i ll start them after i reach 100 suggestions.. 35 or so left... i think we can continue after 100 too,but i will start other crazy threads after this one....

[Jasninder]

hey nox
i just restarted my system and u went off on msn :(

[TheOrangeOne]

watch paint dry

[TheOrangeOne]

spell check the dictionary

[Jasninder]

Oh no
my first post is over he word limits now :(

[Jasninder]

any suggestions on what shud i do now?
ask kirupa for more word limit for my spl post?
:P

[Jasninder]

why am i still on page 13, i shud b on 14, i want to continue this from the first post on page number 14

[Jasninder]

why am i still on page 13, i shud b on 14, i want to continue this from the first post on page number 14























spam spam spam !! lol

[Jasninder]

Oh no :( still on page 13 :(
guys dont mind this please, just another perfectionist.

i hope this one gets me on page number 14

[Jasninder]

ok adding a suggestion this time...
how about looking out of the window and talking to ppl who are walkin on footpath.. just talk random wid them :P hahahah

wat do u think... shud i add this?

[Jasninder]

I gothttp://www.nettersolutions.com/kirupa/capture.gif message while adding and editing the first post on page number 1 so i am gona continue from # 66 here.Please checkout
PAGE # 1 (http://www.kirupaforum.com/forums/showthread.php?s=&threadid=28204).




66. Create humorous .wav files to send to people.
ORIGNALLY POSTED BY THE ORANGE ONE

67. Play magnetic darts with a dartboard on your monitor.
ORIGNALLY POSTED BY Maxtr0sity

68 Learn to type with your toes.
ORIGNALLY POSTED BY Flash fool

69 Get to the top of the stairs with people behind you and make it look like the door wont open. When someone takes the job of opening hte door tell them how strong they are for the rest of the day, esp. when irrelevent..
ORIGNALLY POSTED BY mdipi.com

70 Sit on the corner and try to solve two rubik's cube mentally simultaneously.
ORIGNALLY POSTED BY Noxious

71 Print out lots of differantly sized copies of the attached picture www.coppertop.0catch.com/eye.jpg ,cut them out. make the shapes any shape you want.Stick them, pin them and hide them every where. EXAMPLES on the windsheild of a car, a window, a computer monitor, walls, doors, door handles, hats, everywhere.
TIP: Don't put them out in the open. hide them a bit, so that people discover them "accidently". THE POINT IS TO INDUCE PARANOIA !!
ORIGNALLY POSTED BY Coppertop

72 Get comfortable in your chair and look at your computer as if you were reading something. Rest your chin on your hand if you want, then just doze off.
ORIGNALLY POSTED BY Thoriphes

73 Talk to passers by from your office window. To add to the fun, why no try the top floor of your office? A megaphone may be necissary.
ORIGNAL IDEA Flasherjaz
COMPILED/MODIFIED BY THE ORANGE ONE

74 File everything. And i mean EVERYTHING
ORIGNALLY POSTED BY THE ORANGE ONE

75 Eat Ur Keyboard.
ORIGNALLY POSTED BY THE ORANGE ONE

76. Rip all the keys of your co-workers and re-arrange them in random positions.
ORIGNALLY POSTED BY Voetsjoeba

77 Un-plug the cable from you neigbours monito and plug it into your pc. Scare them by typing weird messages.
ORIGNALLY POSTED BY THE ORANGE ONE

77 Hide your mobile phone inside someones PC case. Phone it.
ORIGNALLY POSTED BY THE ORANGE ONE

78 Stick all your paperwork together and make the worlds largest paper airplane.
ORIGNALLY POSTED BY THE ORANGE ONE

79 Pretend there is a problem with your computer (even though it is working perfectly). Give no details to the tech guy, saying that hes the tech guy and should know everything. See how long it takes him to finally give up.ORIGNALLY POSTED BY Coppertop

80 put a wet paint sign on a cloth office chair, see how many people avoid it.
ORIGNALLY POSTED BY Coppertop

81 Bring along VCD's at work
ORIGNALLY POSTED BY Noxious

82 Spend the day at IRC or any chat website.
ORIGNALLY POSTED BY Thoriphes

83 Come to work in a giant hamster ball
ORIGNALLY POSTED BY THE ORANGE ONE

84 Build a snowman using dried up 'tipp-ex'*
ORIGNALLY POSTED BY THE ORANGE ONE

85 Bring a long stik to work. Use to do all your office tasks without leaving your chair (hitting the photocopier, typing, making coffee etc...)
ORIGNALLY POSTED BY THE ORANGE ONE

86 Change all the lights in your office. No, not just the bulbs.......
ORIGNALLY POSTED BY THE ORANGE ONE

87 Listen to online radio station all day long or watching music videos.
ORIGNALLY POSTED BY Flasherjaz

88 Beat Minesweeper on Expert
ORIGNALLY POSTED BY Thoriphes

[Coppertop]

aw, you didn't add "try and induce paranoia in co-workers" as sugested by me?

[Jasninder]

hey i guess i missed it? lemme see

[Coppertop]

theres one at the bottom of page 12, and one at the top of page 13

[mdipi]

write in kirupa forum.

[Coppertop]

what?

[Jasninder]

Here u go Coppertop, sorry i missed it before :( Anyway, How do u like my suggestion(while i was spamming on page 13) tell me if i shud add any...

[Coppertop]

THanks *insert big cheesy grin here*

yes, i definately think you should add that one. I did the same thing from my school busses window (by the way, everything i suggested to do involving the "eye" picture I did do at school - Im 14)

[thoriphes]

here's a favorite of mine:

Get comfortable in your chair and look at your computer as if you were reading something. Rest your chin on your hand if you want, then just doze off.

[Jasninder]

hahahaha great one thor and yea copper think of it as i am not planning to attach any spl pic, i think u like tht pic u posted, i like it too,but the person who will just read the final thread.. he /she may like some other one rite?

So wich one do u think i shud post from mine?

[Coppertop]

hmm. well, i could post it on my site and say "use this or another picture of an eye, or whatever you see suitable" something like that.

[Jasninder]

ok well i will edit the post later thn, i m out of here for now
Good Night Fella'zzzzzzzzzzzzzzzz

[Coppertop]

ok, i added it. its: www.coppertop.0catch.com/eye.jpg and do me a favour and visit the main site www.coppertop.0catch.com thanks

[Jasninder]

I visited ur site copper......... nice, but i have more then few suggestions to give u, i will pm u later on that.

[Coppertop]

k thanks alot. (grin)

[noxious]

nice new cool footer and avatar jaz! :beam:

[Jasninder]

Thanx man =)

[TheOrangeOne]

i guess that leads onto another create new footers

[Jasninder]

hahha, yea but only apply on us kirupans or other flash users.. not in general u kno.. tell me wat do u think of my suggesion on page 13(when iwas spamming)

[TheOrangeOne]

ha ha! Talk to people in the street through a window! I think it should read like this though: talk to passers by from your office window. To add to the fun, why no try the top floor of your office? A megaphone may be necissary.

[Voetsjoeba]

Whisper demonic text and pretend it wasn't you.

[TheOrangeOne]

stay in bed

[TheOrangeOne]

bring bed to work.

[TheOrangeOne]

invite others into the bed with you

[Jasninder]

invite others to the bed wid u ?

i dont think tht's a good idea to pass ur time :P if u r inviting ur co-worker whos a male:P hahaha

this quick edit facility is pretty cool, great one kirupa :)

[Jasninder]

come on ppl
lets complete this??
30 odd left to 100 suggestions i guess...

[TheOrangeOne]

File everything. And i mean EVERYTHING

[Jasninder]

cool, i am gona add dis...c u after lunch ;)

[TheOrangeOne]

heh heh, ok :)

eat your keyboard

[Jasninder]

hahahahha, a lil too late i guess, i already had my lunch :P wil try tomarow tho:P

[Voetsjoeba]

Rip all the keys of your co-workers and re-arrange them in random positions.

[TheOrangeOne]

heh, good one. Un-plug the cable from you neigbours monito and plug it into your pc. Scare them by typing weird messages.

[Jasninder]

both of these suggestions are really crazy, that's y they qualify to be in the grand list :P hahahahhaha

[Jasninder]

btw, count is 77 now....only 23 more... come on everyone.. it's a shame tht only one girl came out wid few good suggestions.

[TheOrangeOne]

I actually did my last one recently, it was really funny! Another one i used to do is:
Hide your mobile phone inside someones PC case. Phone it.

[Jasninder]

ok added. =)

[TheOrangeOne]

hey jaz, number 73. It was your idea, i just re-worded it. You should get the credit for that man :(

[Jasninder]

i was not able to complile it and was lil bit confused too... anyway i have edited # 73, i hope it is ok now =)

[TheOrangeOne]

:thumb: you didn't have to put my name on there! Could've just left it as yourself. Thanks dude :)

stick all your paperwork together and make the worlds largest paper airplane

[Jasninder]

hahaha, this is a good one, think i have to count howmany have u posted, must be over 34(wich i posted)

[TheOrangeOne]

lets just say im not so bored anymore :thumb:

Ask people if you can borrow a pen. Borrow pens from every one and hoard them, whilst saying "my prrecioussssss"

[TheOrangeOne]

Snarl at your manager. If he gives you a doggy treat, hump his leg

[Jasninder]

nahh.............. i ll hate passing time like this :(
i treated my manager as ****, even directors at times.

[Kitiara]

Start communicating only in |337 - emails, memos, that lot. :)

[TheOrangeOne]

heh heh. that gives me a new idea: invent your own language. Only speak to people in this new languge

[Jasninder]

Start communicating only in |337 - emails, memos, that lot.

:-? i did'nt get tht one kit, can u please explain wat |337 language is?

new language ha? Hmmmm.... i need someone to support that one, for me its missing a funny side of ur suggestion.. more of a hard work:P

[thoriphes]

here's something neat:
When you take the day off, leave a note on your door, or computer, or cubicle saying "WILL RETURN TOMORROW" just like that.

That way, when people see your note, they'll expect you to be back the next day. But when someone else reads it the next day, they'll expect you back the day after that. catch my drift?

;)

[Voetsjoeba]

I don't know, but by observing I learned that it is somekin'a language using all characters except letters. Like:

7|-|15 15 |337 |@|\|(~|_|@(~3.
This is |337 language.

Just making that up, not sure if it is correct :P

[Jasninder]

i am sure it is not voetsjoeba:P

thoriphes, it's a lil confusing to me... remember bored IN office, rite? u ve given a real fun suggestion (#72)couple of days back i think....:-s, i really like that one.

[TheOrangeOne]

well, it will be fun for him when he gets back :)

[Jasninder]

it's passing the time in ur office my frnd, how to do that?

[Xpeder]

Originally posted by flasherjaz
Start communicating only in |337 - emails, memos, that lot.

:-? i did'nt get tht one kit, can u please explain wat |337 language is?

new language ha? Hmmmm.... i need someone to support that one, for me its missing a funny side of ur suggestion.. more of a hard work:P



"+Hi5 i5 4N 3x4MPl3 Oph H0w TO sP3@k in L337 L4n9u49E "

translation
\/\/\/\/\/\/\/

"this is an example of how to speak in L337 language"

[Voetsjoeba]

* Go into MS Word or similar program on co-worker's computer, and add an entry to the AutoCorrect feature. Configure the AutoCorrect option to replace the word "the" with the phrase "you suck!".

* Take a screenshot of one of your co-workers desktop, save it, set it as your co-workers desktop image, and finally hide all his/her icons and the startbar

* Go into one of your co-workers e-mail program and change their defaults to automatically "blind carbon copy" the boss.

* Change the coffee in the office coffe maker to decafe. Wait about three weeks(or untill you think everybody has gotten over their caffine addiction)and switch to expresso!

Source : http://www.ebaumsworld.com/officepranks.html :blush:

[Jasninder]

Guys, u r missing the point, we dont have to do something to annoy co-workers, have to do something like that too, i agree, but main motive is how we pass our time in office..ofcoz make it funny =)

[Jasninder]

No posts today???
sure it was a boring day :(