some funnies 4 yah

[AnOraK]

<b>Q. What is the difference between a drug dealer and a hooker?</b>

A. A hooker can wash her crack and sell it again.

<b>Q. What's a mixed feeling?</b>

A. When you see your mother-in-law backing off a cliff in your new car.

<b>Q. What's the height of conceit?</b>

A. Having an orgasm and calling out your own name.

<b>Q. What's the definition of macho?</b>

A. Jogging home from your own vasectomy.

<b>Q. What's the difference between a G-Spot and a golf ball?</b>

A. A guy will actually search for a golf ball.

<b>Q. Why is divorce so expensive?</b>

A. Because it's worth it.

<b>Q. What is a Yankee?</b>

A. The same as a quickie, but a guy can do it alone.

<b>Q. What do Tupperware and a walrus have in common?</b>

A. They both like a tight seal.

<b>Q. What do a Christmas tree and priest have in common?</b>

A. Their balls are just for decoration.

<b>Q. What is the difference between "ooooooh" and "aaaaaaah"?</b>

A. About three inches.

<b>Q. What do you call a lesbian with fat fingers?</b>

A. Well-hung.

<b>Q. Why do gay men wear ribbed condoms?</b>

A. For traction in the mud.

<b>Q: What's the difference between purple and pink?</b>

A. The grip.

<b>Q. How do you find a Blind Man in a nudist colony?</b>

A. It's not hard.

<b>Q: How do you circumcise a hillbilly?</b>

A: Kick his sister in the jaw.

<b>Q: What's the difference between a girlfriend and a wife?</b>

A: 45 lbs.

<b>Q: Why do men find it difficult to make eye contact?</b>

A: Breasts don't have eyes.

<b>Q: If the dove is the bird of peace, what is the bird of true love?</b>

A: The swallow.

<b>Q: What is the difference between medium and rare?</b>

A: Six inches is medium, eight inches is rare.

<b>Q. Why do most women pay more attention to their appearance than improving their minds?</b>

A. Because most men are stupid, but few are blind.

<b>Q. Why do women rub their eyes when they get up in the morning?</b>

A. They don't have balls to scratch

[senocular]

The blind man in the nudist colony is my favorite - I think because I paused for a second before I got it :beam:

[Alex]

Q: How do you circumcise a hillbilly?

A: Kick his sister in the jaw.

AHAHAHAHHAHAHAHHAHAHAHHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAAH

thats to funny!!!!!!:P:P:P:P:P:P:P:P:P

[Kitiara]

Hee hee. :P

[SureShot]

those are all very funny :) hahahah thanks for the laugh man, my favorite was


Q. Why do most women pay more attention to their appearance than improving their minds?

A. Because most men are stupid, but few are blind.

[Maxtr0sity]

LMAO @ the last one. Because I do that! Infact, I do both. :hangover:

=)

[thoriphes]

Originally posted by Maxtr0sity
LMAO @ the last one. Because I do that! Infact, I do both. :hangover:

=) so you're a woman? :P

i like the height of conceit one. :P

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[Maxtr0sity]

*Checks*

I'm a man thankyouverymuch.

=)

[fester8542]

Q. What's the definition of macho?

A. Jogging home from your own vasectomy.



I love it

[Soul]

Haha! :beam:...

Q. What do you call a lesbian with fat fingers?

A. Well-hung. :beam::beam:

- Soul :s:

[Maxtr0sity]

I don't get that. :hangover:

=)

[fluid_0ne]

oooah and aaaah :thumb:

[Soul]

Originally posted by Maxtr0sity
I don't get that. :hangover:

=) What do lesbians use their fingers instead of? :sure:

- Soul :s:

[eilsoe]

:P I like the macho one too :)

[Maxtr0sity]

I don't understand. So basically, lesbians use something other than finger to do something. I'm still confused. :hangover:

=)
PS. I'm slightly retarded might I add.

[thoriphes]

lesbian's finger(s) = what you, me and maybe soul (:P, j/k) have and other women don't.

[Maxtr0sity]

I kinda get the lesbian and finger part. Other than that, I think I'm just dumb and don't understand the question. :hangover:

Ok, carry on to other stuff now. :thumb:

=)

[andr.in]

lol Some of those are really funny! lol