|*| The Dan Cult |*|

[telekinesis]

If you aren't a Dan, then you can't post in this thread, or else it will be deleted if you try and jack our thread! :evil:

[asphaltcowboy]

hurrah? :P

[ahmed]

i think i'm a dan...

[telekinesis]

I will be back in about an hour, have to pick up my truck, just got a new bumper from my accident. :P

[ahmed]

wait.. am i?

[Soul]

ahmed!! Broke the rules already!!!

I'm Dan :love:

- Soul :s:

[asphaltcowboy]

I'm Sparticus! :P

[s-fx]

I'm Dean

*oops*

I mean Dan!

[Soul]

:P

[thoriphes]

Dan cheated on me :(

[Soul]

Who with?

[thoriphes]

i'd rather not *sob* say...*sob*
<marquee loop=1 direction=right>:run:</marquee>

[Soul]

*puts hand on shoulder* Come on man, the best path to recovery is to tell Soul! :beam:

- Soul :s:

[thoriphes]

:( another mod... :*(

[telekinesis]

thoriphes will always be my only one true man and he should know that ;)

(just playin peeps im not, well you know, g__)

[Soul]

gangrenous?

[telekinesis]

*error sound*

wrong

[Alex]

does it rhyme with bay?

:P:P:P:P:P:P

[telekinesis]

ya

[thoriphes]

gray. gotta be gray.

[TheOrangeOne]

hmm...surely being dan is simply a state of mind?.......

*starts to chant*
"become one with the dan-ness, become one with the dan-ness"

[Kajinku]

I'm not a Dan, but I don't care, I'm worse! :bad:

BWAHAHAHAHAHAAAAA!!!

please don't ban me

[Kitiara]

They won't ban you, they'll just Dan you instead...

Actually, no I'm lying. Dan might ban you. :P

[Kajinku]

Oh yeah?! *shakes fist in the air*

:P

[Soul]

Ooooh!! When AmeriDan comes back your gonna get the biggest *** whooooping of your life!! :bad:

- Soul :s:

[TheOrangeOne]

Originally posted by Kitiara
They won't ban you, they'll just Dan you instead...

http://www.forum.rahindeed.com/images/smiles/eusa_wall.gif

[Soul]

I'm with you orange

http://www.forum.rahindeed.com/images/smiles/eusa_wall.gif

- Soul :s:

[TheOrangeOne]

http://www.forum.rahindeed.com/images/smiles/eusa_doh.gif

[Kitiara]

<b>*Sulks*</b>

Well I thought it was pretty good for first thing in the morning. :)

[Soul]

But don't go over the top with the new smilies in our Dan thread or we'll ban you :bad:

- Soul :s:

[TheOrangeOne]

dan me? how could you!

Can i be an honorary dan? *gets on knees and begs*

[comicGeek]

Hey I'm ****ed! :)

[comicGeek]

er.....I thought it was ****! Oh well....****.....

[Kajinku]

Originally posted by Soul
Ooooh!! When AmeriDan comes back your gonna get the biggest *** whooooping of your life!! :bad:

- Soul :s:
Bring it on. :bad:

[asphaltcowboy]

Originally posted by TheOrangeOne
Can i be an honorary dan? *gets on knees* er! :P

as for kit's 'joke', this smilie is much better: http://www.forums.jolt.co.uk/images/smilies/wall.gif

[Kitiara]

A red cross, my how impressive. :)

[asphaltcowboy]

not for me. your Love Pipe™ has obviously gone floppy :P

[Soul]

Red cross for me too :)

[Kitiara]

Asphalt - Don't even <i>think</i> about saying it. :bad:

[asphaltcowboy]

lol! me? say something lewd and inappropriate?! NEVER! ;)

hey! wait a cotton-pickin' minute! unless you've changed your name to Dangela, you shouldn't even be in here! get the hell out! :P

;)

[thoriphes]

lol, Dangela.

[asphaltcowboy]

:P

[thoriphes]

That reminds me, we need to have another date in the arena. (are you the dan, or is that soul?)

:bad:

[asphaltcowboy]

no no I am 'the' dan :) please never confuse me with Soul :P

(j/k soul darling ;))

[TheOrangeOne]

so can i be an 'honorary dan' or not?

[Kitiara]

Originally posted by thoriphes
That reminds me, we need to have another date in the arena. (are you the dan, or is that soul?)

:bad: And just what are you implying, Thor? :P

Who also shouldn't be here because you're not called Dan either. :P

[thoriphes]

excuse me? i beg to differ...:P

oh and as for our "date" we enjoy strolls through the park, brandishing our Railgun or Rocket Launcher.

[Kitiara]

Two can play at <i>that</i> game... :evil:

[thoriphes]

haha! it worked! now i am kitiara! now hear me roar...please?

[Kitiara]

ARGH!!!! :stunned:

I feel so... violated. :P

[Soul]

lol!!! Yeah I got confused for a second there! :P

- Soul :s:

[Kitiara]

Gimme my name back! :)

I see my name up there, but it's not meeee!

[thoriphes]

hahaha!
:P

[Kitiara]

I'm telling on you... :P

How does it feel to be me? :)

[asphaltcowboy]

Originally posted by Kitiara/Thor
oh and as for our "date" we enjoy strolls through the park, brandishing our Railgun or Rocket Launcher. Thor/Kitiara has a date with meh shaft! :P

[thoriphes]

Originally posted by I Am Dan
I'm telling on you... :P

How does it feel to be me? :) pure :love:

[Kitiara]

That's better, I'm me again. :)

Even I was getting confused there. :P

[thoriphes]

Originally posted by asphaltcowboy
Thor/Kitiara has a date with meh shaft! :P he pulled it out on our first date :blush:

[Kitiara]

<b>*Watches as thread dissolves into total anarchy / innuendo / smut*</b> :P

[asphaltcowboy]

aka.. same as usual then? :P

[Kitiara]

This is a public announcement.

Thor and Kit would like to apologise for the unseemly hijacking of this thread. Normal service has now been resumed.

Take it away, Dan's. :)

[asphaltcowboy]

whaddya mean "take it away, dan's"? - I dont even know why this thread was created in the first place! :P

;)

[TheOrangeOne]

*ahem* can i be an 'honorary dan'?

[telekinesis]

No :evil:

[reverendflash]

::looks at the members::

Who'd want to be?

j/k

:beam:

Revhttp://www.aulman.com/rev.gif

[TheOrangeOne]

ah well.... YOU CANT BE AN OLLY SO NYAH!
*sulks*

jus kiddin!

[thoriphes]

what's/who's an olly?

[Soul]

*wanders around enjoying being a Dan* :thumb:

- Soul :s:

[telekinesis]

We need a mascot, how about a foxy London Angel, what do you think Danneh (Soul)?

[Soul]

Yeah, time for a logo :beam:

We need something that links us 3, if not all Dan's

- Soul :s:

[telekinesis]

I think I could make something, I can even make us Flash avatars and add them with my moderator powers ;)

I would do a pixel avatar, but i cannot do pixel art :(

[Soul]

You can have flash avatars??

- Soul :s:

[thoriphes]

jah, we mods can also leap tall buildings faster than a locomotive. :thumb:

[telekinesis]

Only if a moderator sets it for you. Perhaps me. . . .

[Soul]

I'm thinking something using three D's?

Look at this pile of crap :P:P

[telekinesis]

That doesn't look bad, I can make it into a sweet flash animation if you made it a transparent .gif for me!

[Soul]

It can rotate and get faster until its just a blur then it can slow down and it can be something else :bad: Like the three of us.

I could make big pixel person of each of us, like this...

http://www.awhiteflame.com/pixelme.gif

- Soul :s:

[telekinesis]

It has to be somewhere under 100 x 100 pixels, the whole flash movie, so the people will have to be small.

[Soul]

Why that small?

It looks nice with a stroke...

[telekinesis]

Because our avatars cannot be 200 x 200 pixels :P

[Soul]

But they can be 100 x 100???

I just thought we were making a nice intro for our website :bad:

[telekinesis]

Where will we host this?

[Soul]

I have tons of space, if we don't mind having that url :)

- Soul :s:

[telekinesis]

I am down, this should be fun! It can be like a site for in depth profiles of certain members including pictures and a mini portfolio. Just kidding about the pictures (well maybe one) don't want to take all your bandwidth and storage.

[Soul]

I've got loads of space that I'll never use :beam:

- Soul :s:

[Soul]

What you want me to do AmeriDan?

[telekinesis]

Does your domain support sub-domains?

[Soul]

You mean... awhiteflame.com/name ?

[telekinesis]

I mean... http://dans.awhiteflame.com

We don't have to haev a sub-domain, just a suggestion!

[Soul]

Me no sure, how do I make those? :)

[telekinesis]

Dunno, ask your host provider. . . .

[Soul]

Probably not then

[asphaltcowboy]

hmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm :P

[telekinesis]

Can someone make me a pixel person?

Like the one they made for me but with a body: :tie:

[comicGeek]

where's this threasd going? :P

[TheOrangeOne]

Originally posted by thoriphes
what's/who's an olly?
im an Olly.

nice DDD logo by the way! Perhaps you guys should hatch an evil plot to take over the web with your dan-like ways......

[telekinesis]

Originally posted by TheOrangeOne
Perhaps you guys should hatch an evil plot to take over the web with your dan-like ways...... Who said we weren't already planning to ;)

[Kitiara]

Who says they already haven't? :)

[asphaltcowboy]

If they have, they haven't told me about it yet! :P

[Soul]

Well done, play a long ;)

[thoriphes]

alright...:beam:

hey, uh, soul, that's a mighty fine title you got there.

:P

[Soul]

Grrr!! Who's been messing with my account?

- Soul :s:

[thoriphes]

V makes a "v" sound. like "violin" or "violation of footer"

:P

[telekinesis]

Hey thor ;)

Should we?

[thoriphes]

lol...i dunno dan, should we?

[telekinesis]

I don't know yet, still pondering the idea in my frail mind, I am feeling quite devious today, how about yourself? :evil:

[thoriphes]

not bad, though i have a mischievous inkling on my right knee...;)

[telekinesis]

To be mischievous or to be devious, that is the question!

[thoriphes]

poor unfortunate Soul...

:P

[Soul]

Don't get me! I'm in the Dan Cult!!

If you wanna get someone, get a non-dan :bad:

Please play with my account I do not mind!

- Soul :s:

[asphaltcowboy]

lol, cowering before their might :)

[telekinesis]

I want to mess with someone I highly dislike, where is UncleGuito?

[thoriphes]

...or reebok?

[asphaltcowboy]

*cough* :)

(I'm allowed to post here right ;) I'm a Dan after all! j/k)

[reverendflash]

Originally posted by Manny Calavera
...or reebok?

I even hated selling Reebok shoes...

always fell apart...

Revhttp://www.aulman.com/rev.gif

[telekinesis]

Originally posted by reverendflash
I even hated selling Reebok shoes...

always fell apart...

Revhttp://www.aulman.com/rev.gif Rev i like the way you always make me smile when I'm mad, I have an open window waiting to ban him, just waiting to see what his reply is. :evil:

[thoriphes]

um, please keep this topic in the *nudges that way* forum.

[asphaltcowboy]

for goodness sake.. I wish he'd spell my name right! :P

[asphaltcowboy]

so anyway, back to World Dan-ination™... how's it coming along 'other 2 Dans'? :beam:

[telekinesis]

I just killed some one, be back in a bit, have to burry the body ;)

[Kitiara]

Don't make him mad, he's running out of places to hide them... ;)

[asphaltcowboy]

lol - anyone seen 'Versus'? ;)

note to AmeriDan: do NOT bury them in the 'Forrest of Ressurection' :P

[Soul]

:beam:

[asphaltcowboy]

have you seen it Danneh? What a great film :beam:

http://www.the-indies.com/versus/image/versus_2.jpg

http://us.imdb.com/Title?0275773 :thumb:

[thoriphes]

what are you :beam:ing about, Soul?

you're about to be picked/hazed on! after dinner.

[Soul]

I was ':beam:' at Dan killing someone!

- Soul :s:

[asphaltcowboy]

So you haven't seen Versus then? :(
(Then again.. you had trouble remember Keanu Reeve's name when he was first mentioned at our 'meeting' :P - aren't you a media student? :) he's one of the most famous actors in the world (at the moment ;))!

in case you missed the subtle hints: go and watch Versus - its out on DVD now :thumb:

[Kitiara]

<b>*Remembers*</b>

"You know who look like? That bloke, from that film..." :beam: Classic. :)

[asphaltcowboy]

I didnt want to be the first to say... :)

*giggles like a little girl* ;)

[Soul]

Ahh shush :P

[comicGeek]

*seeing other people giggle, giggles too like a little boy wanting to be a little girl*

It's like in a sick Cow and Chicken show that goes: Pretty little girl starring in pretty little girl.....

:P