Funniest town name ever

[sttuffy]

Hi all, I was driving through upstate NY this holiday weekend, and I started laughing so hard I almost drove off the road when I passed the sign for this town: Coxsackie. Its real... look it up on mapquest! :beam: Just thought I would share the highlight of my vacation, and see if anyone else had any funny town names they would like to share!

PS, looking at mapquest, 2 towns over from coxsackie, NY is gayhead, NY...

[eilsoe]

Yeah, ever seen Jackass? They drive in "Mianus"


:P:P:P

[Didiusthegreat]

Do you now this town exist too?

llanfairpwllgwyngyllgogerychwyrndrobwllllantysilio gogogoch

It's a little town in wales. :)

[reverendflash]

There is a town, just outside Portland, Oregon, named:

Boring, Oregon

that's right, Boring, Oregon.

The fire trucks run through town with <b>BFD</b> in bright gold letters on the side...

the sign upon entering says:

"Welcome to Boring Oregon"

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[fester8542]

There is also an

intercourse, PA

[sttuffy]

Heh, as well as a Climax, PA :)

[thoriphes]

there's Hell, Michigan :-\

[NaliWarCow]

There's a Waycross Georgia.

Where you going?
Way cross Georgia :P.

OT: nice new footer Thor

[fluid_0ne]

there's a city called Nagykutas which (in polish) means "naked ****"

[fluid_0ne]

pl (eng)



in Poland we have
pieklo (Hell)
stare babki (old grannies)
nowa szwecja (new sweden)
paryz (paris)
and lot more ;)

[Mythmon]

ive seen a bus from Boring Oregon while on a field trip to OMSI (Oregon Museum of Science and Industry) me and my firends a a good laugh because we also joked that our town should be named Boring, but hey its already taken

[Starpromo]

Theres a town in the good old U.K up near the Lake District called c0ckermouth... Which is amusing and also a place called Bile i forget its where-a-bouts though.

[kirupa]

There is a place in Alabama called Eastaboga. It doesn't have any negative connotations attached to it (at least from what I can see), but repeat Eastaboga a few times while jumping around the room waving your arms like a manatee - you just might laugh!

You should also casually work that word into your usual conversations also. I've provided a few examples:

"Is that an eastaboga on your shoes?"

"OMG, an eastaboga landed in my food!"

"Lostinbeta, can you help me create a preloader for my eastaboga?"

"9 out of 10 doctors recommend brushing with Eastaboga to help whiten teeth/fangs."

"That tiny Asian guy ate over 44 eastabogas at the annual Eastaboga Eating Contest"

"For further information, dial 1-800-EASTABOGA."

Eastaboga!
Kirupa :alien:

[thoriphes]

Originally posted by kirupa
"That tiny Asian guy ate over 44 eastabogas at the annual Eastaboga Eating Contest" Kirupa, I am very offended by this comment...









...tiny Asian guys can easily top 62 eastabogas <div style="zoom=250%">:P</div>

[kirupa]

Are you telling me that :asian:, :alien:, :esmirk:, :asian:, and Pat Morita (Mr. Miyagi) :elderly: can eat 62 eastabogas...:thumb:?

Cheers!
Kirupa :ninja:

[Maxtr0sity]

Lol, Estaboga. It sounds funny after repeating it after a while. As for Coxsackie, I've been there actually since I live in upstate NY. I don't get the pun for it though.

=)

[MxNecromancer]

mr. myagi :elderly: is still alive?! he's too old to eat estanbogas, i heard there high in colesterol.

[teet]

i once drove through a Goobertown (in Arkansas...go figure)

and

there's a place named Weiner in Arkansas too...although it's pronounced "Winer" instead of "Weener" :(

-teet

[TheOrangeOne]

i've heard that there is a place somewhere called "w*nkers corner" But then again my mate told me about it, o im not entirely sure.....

[sttuffy]

Maxtr0sity, was that sarcasm?

[Maxtr0sity]

No. :blush:

=)

[Illuminae]

Alabama - Burnt Corn
Alaska- Mary's Igloo
Arizona - Monkey's Eyebrow
Arkansas - Bald Knob
-Bono
-Toad Suck
Cali - Hooker
Florida - Land 'O Lakes
- Two Egg
Hawaii - Volcano
Idaho - Hellhole
Illinois - Babylon
Kentucky - Beaverlick
- Big Bonelicks
Maine - Maine
Maryland - Chevy Chase
- Crapo
-C0ckeysville
Minnesota - Fertile
Mississippi - Big Bouge ****
- Chunky
-Hot Coffee
-It
-Red Lick (hehehhehehehehehhehehehhehehehehehehehehehehehheh eheheherhehehehehehehehe............... no other comments...................... RB, do you see this? hehehehehheheheheheh )
Missouri - Conception Junction
-Festus
Montana - Square Butte
New Mexico - Truth or Consequences
Oregon - Half.com (used to be called halfway http://town.half.ebay.com/)
Pennsylvania - Blue Ball
-King of Prussia
-Yocumtown
South Carolina - Sugar Tit
Vermont - Satan's Kingdom
Virginia - Bumpass
-Dumbfries
-Frog Level
Wisconsin - Spread Eagle

[Illuminae]

also.. in australia
Chinaman's Knob
Wet Beaver Creek
Tittybong

heh

[RelandR]

County of Middlesex, Ma

Cucamonga, Ca

Pixely, Ca

Cool, Ca

not far from Sacramento there is a *putah creek* and a *lower panoche road*
(read in spanish if'n ya dunt get it)

[Kitiara]

<b>*Thinks of weird places in England*</b>

Er... Manchester? :P

[MxNecromancer]

i have a town right next to me called succasunna take out a's and it will sound funny

[thoriphes]

Originally posted by RelandR
County of Middlesex, Ma

Cucamonga, Ca

Pixely, Ca

Cool, Ca

not far from Sacramento there is a *putah creek* and a *lower panoche road*
(read in spanish if'n ya dunt get it) middlesex...isn't that the town where donnie darko lived?

[asphaltcowboy]

I live in Middlesex (England that is) :P

[thoriphes]

So do you enjoy Middlesex A.C.?

[sttuffy]

Maxtr0sity: Think about it... Cox... Sack... ie... :beam: perhaps you are just too young and innocent to understand :sigh:

[asphaltcowboy]

Originally posted by Manny Calavera
So do you enjoy Middlesex A.C.? why, yes I do.. :)

[fester8542]

new jersey has a town named sea****is...that one usually makes me laugh!!

[fester8542]

Kirupa wont show it but it is seacokis (spelling is a little off!)

[Illuminae]

Originally posted by fester8542
Kirupa wont show it but it is seacokis (spelling is a little off!)

fester, what in god's name is so funny about Secaucus?
:P
;)

[Jasninder]

middlesex and sussex :P

[jonster]

I've been reliably informed that there's a place in Northern Ireland, near to Derry, that's called muff

The jokes are endless...

[TheOrangeOne]

muff diving school!

[jonster]

Signs:
Going into:
Now entering Muff

And when leaving:
Please come again

[TheOrangeOne]

actually i have heard of muff, quite a green area i think. Plenty of bushes.

[jonster]

I could carry on with Muff jokes, but there's too many :-\

[TheOrangeOne]

no - please do!

[Illuminae]

i live in sussex. and i was born by middlesex. i guess theres a progression.

[sttuffy]

Originally posted by kirupa
There is a place in Alabama called Eastaboga. It doesn't have any negative connotations attached to it (at least from what I can see), but repeat Eastaboga a few times while jumping around the room waving your arms like a manatee - you just might laugh!



I was trying to picture this... how exactly does a manatee wave its arms?:crazy:

[Illuminae]

hehehehehheheheheh. it just keeps gettign funnier and funnier, even from just reading it. nice one kirupa. :beam: