Tell Us NOT About Yourself

[DariusMonsef]

We already know you from the sticky post above. Now you can lie in this one.


Hi my name is Ethan Michael. I work in a laundry mat and I check all the cleaned clothes pockets for lint. The pay isn't so great but I get to smell all the panties I want.

I live in a box between 8th and 9th street. If you're ever in the area drop in and we'll share some booz and throw away food.

I like to write poetry and draw. I usually only draw with crayons as it is easy to sneak up on kids and steal them. Otherwise I'm an outgoing caring guy who just likes to have fun.

[[m]]

Hi, my name is miss beyoncé lovely and I'm a stripper. I get naked in front of wealty chinese guys in 'the playroom', sussex, England. I also live in sussex, because it's hard to get in a cor with rhonda and michelle.

My life's pretty simple. I go to work where my boyfriend also works, get tips and if I get enough for food I go straight to the supermarket. I don't like how people look at me though. Must be my twins.

I'm twenty-two, 180 - 80 - 90 (in centimeters that is), and I like to kiss people. I have a bunny tatooed on a private place with my fifth boyfriend's name below it.

I like walking on the beaches and I enjoy flashing people. That's why I'm here, to share stories with my fellow-flashers.

I like my new boyfriend, we're made for life! He even gives me 5% of his earnings! And he hooks me up with a lot of people, eich is always nice.

THat's it for me! hihi

[vts31]

hi my name is Roland Escrow. I am an experienced day trader. I am worth over $50 million dollars that the goverment knows about. i have a 4 million dollar beach front property. I drive a Lamborghini murcielago custom built for my needs. mess with me and die!

oh and i also have a cooking book out called "cooking: a new taste invoked"

[Alex]

hi my name is Alex. i am a good web designer.


:P:P:P:P

[Soul]

Haha Alex :beam:

My name is Pedro, I'm a columbian drug lord. I have 17 wives, all very hot. I love my life!

- Soul :s:

[asphaltcowboy]

My name is Daniel. I have a fit girlfriend.

[comicGeek]

Hello! Before I dumped Britney Spears for Hilary Duff, I worked as a hired help at the Embassy, on the 36th east 67th Manhattan one of the largest and best located single family residences. Currently, I was hired by a voluptuous woman, whose identity I can't reveal but has the credit in participating in the controvesial "Italian Job", to be her casual sex partner and "handler". Her handler just got killed in their recent mission in Venice!

PS. I'm also a great web designer :P

[fred]

i am fred. i live inside the matrix. always dodging bullets

[DariusMonsef]

There sure are a great bunch of people here!

[m] Your details scare me a bit.

[UncleGuito]

im vinne lorentez. i work as a stuntman in hollywood. ive stared in movies like indiana jones and james bond.

[cool blue]

HI!!! iam cool blue....iam cool but cream n coolloor and i am Kirupa

[ahmed]

Name: Kirupa Chinnathambi (keerupah)

http://www.kirupa.com/me/kirupa2.jpg

Age: 17
Eyes: Dark Brown
Hair: Black (hey, I'm asian!) :asian:

Mad Skillz: I've been flashing since version 3 of Flash came out in the days of Netscape domination and 32MB of Ram. I'm a high school student and I possess an amazing ability to somehow procrastinate all my assignments till the last day before they are due. I am a big computer freak and anything computer-related especially great 3D graphics and games interest me the most. I also wrote a book, and I listen to (gasp!) the Bee Gees (28 albums and counting).

My desktop: http://www.kirupa.com/temp/desktop.jpg (look, it's Edwin haha)

Homelife: Like I mentioned before, I am a student and I live with my parents in Alabama. When I am not working on this site, I am doing homework, putting off doing homework, or playing games with a few friends (where is NaliWarCowZ?). Of course, I also make sure I spend a good deal of time writing bios and intros about myself and trolling the forums! :pirate:

You can read more about me from this URL: http://www.kirupa.com/me/kirupa.asp

Cheers!
Kirupa

[turkey]

lol

[comicGeek]

man, ahmed you'd be banned :P

[ahmed]

lol :P

[Mik3]

Hi, I am Mike and I'm a legal american

[upuaut]

HI><><>UM.... CRANK.. yeah yeah yeah.. ::pant::
um.. is that blue?
CRANK.. WHERE'S MA CRANK BEEEIIAAAAATCH
oh um Jingle.. Jingle MAX CRANK FREAK


MY EYES ARE GUM BALLS

the shadows are not our friends. Stay OUT OF THE SHADOWS

where's ma crank?? sniffle

[Kajinku]

Hi, I'm Victor. My job is to switch the traffic lights in Brussels from green to orange all day long. I will have a test next month. If I pass, I will be in charge of the "orange to red" projects as well. Yay!

[Guig0]

Hi,



My name is Guig0.

I´m a sucessful webDesigner working on one of the greatest firms in the world.

I love my bosses and i get paid an incredible amout of money for such an enjoyable job. Maybe it is due to this moment we´re living with so many oportunities and no unemployed ppl.

My life is great, i have all i want and more money i can spend.

If i did have a more reliable, supporting, loving girlfriend/family, my life would be perfect.

But no one can have it all, can we?



Cheers :)

[VisualAid]

My name is duracell i work as a battery :battery:

[Maxtr0sity]

I'm an Energizer Max battery. Go ahead, plug me in and watch the bunny do its funk.

=)

[fester8542]

My names pinky. I am a trans-sexual lesbian satan worshipping child molesting serial killer from Toronto.

[Kitiara]

You're not meant to tell the truth in this thread, you know... :P

[Maxtr0sity]

Hey pinky, you want to meet up somewhere? ;)

=)

[fester8542]

Originally posted by Kitiara
You're not meant to tell the truth in this thread, you know... :P

there is no getting past you kit :thumb:

[fester8542]

Originally posted by Maxtr0sity
Hey pinky, you want to meet up somewhere? ;)

=)


Are you under the age of 11?

[Kitiara]

Originally posted by fester8542
there is no getting past you kit :thumb: Sharp as a razor, me. :)

Although that's probably not a good analogy under tehse circumstances. :P

[morse]

Hi. I'm Seve Stiffler and I have an 11 inch *****... AROUND.... Think about it...

[Niann]

My names pinky. I am a trans-sexual lesbian satan worshipping child molesting serial killer from Toronto.

Didn't I see you on Jerry Springer the other day? You know the one where they had the nuns on at the same time? :P

Cheers!
-Niann

[[m]]

Originally posted by morse
Hi. I'm Seve Stiffler and I have an 11 inch *****... AROUND.... Think about it... I know a seve R stiffler!!! Can you give sucky head? ;(

[upuaut]

::Moderator Warning::
This thread has been noted to contain subject matter may be viewed as vulgarity. It may not have crossed the line at this time, but it is tip-toeing on the edge.
::End of Warning:::
We now return you to your regularly schedualed thread.




(yeah I know my crank head was tip toeing too.)

[Jasninder]

i m good for nothing, always drunk, eve teasing and passing obscene comments and i m a total pervert, all evil, have no love life, worst girl as my gf and no goals in life. BLODDY HELL I HATE EVERYONE HERE, SPLY KIRUPA GrRrr :bad:
I have no goals in life, i m really poor and really too lazy to do anything about it........ so lazy tht i can't type nomore :really lazy:
:P:P:P

Just one more thing.....I hate the topic of this thread too :P

[fluid_0ne]

hi, my name is Eirc Jodran, owner of 3advanced studios
i hate my job, it suxx...
all the designs i've "made" were stolen from some1 called fluid_0ne

btw
what tha hell is ActionScript?


lol
:beam:

[fluid_0ne]

hi
my name is GOD
i've created all of you and it was a mistake


lol

[anwiyayoukhanna]

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For those of you who don't understand my language, I'm Yoshi. I live in forests and I've been in various games made by Nintendo. There is this plumer :m: bum who always uses me for transportation. I like his green brother, but he's not around much. :egg:

(~By the way, yoshi's really do have a language and Yoshi is the word for everything. If you think I'm making this up, then check the mario comic books that used to be in the Nintendo Power Magazine... Yes it's official I have no social life!)

[comicGeek]

Hey Fluid, don't try your luck too much! hahahaha :P

[noxious]

hi im ching! ..i have a split personality--a multiple one... and my most dominant personalities are (drum rolll!) george bush•saddam hussein•Osama bin Laden!

yeah i know what's in ur head.. and my answer is yes!
-yes.. i was the one who trampled the great twin towers
-yes.. i was the one devices the Weapon of Massive Destruction
-yes.. i was the one responsible in crushing down my other personality's regime (saddam)

and btw, before i was born, I was named Hitler. :P

[samoscratch]

hello my name is.................is...ermmm *cough*

as I was.....uyyaarrrgg yeeerggg graaauoooooo!!!

[samoscratch]

hello my name is.................is...ermmm *cough*

as I was.....uyyaarrrgg yeeerggg graaauoooooo!!!

[DariusMonsef]

Noxious,

Your footer is awesome it somehome managed to get fireworks to go off outside in the distance and make me sit and watch your footer for minutes trying to figure out if it was making the sound.

[samoscratch]

*sniffle*....your complement made me get all blubbery, too bad I din't paint those pictures! good ol francis bacon...underneath a picasso quote......i know................*stabs himself in head*

[noxious]

thanks tan, yeah i was really planning adding explosion to it but i think it would be annoying..

::you keep on changing your avatar and footer:: hmmmmm.... :P

[samoscratch]

oh.........
how embarrasing.....:chinaman:

[Millad]

Hello my name is Jack carbine -- I work for the Somalia webdesing forum ==>url is www.kirupa.com .
Im a hacker, webdesinger,cracker,batcher,warrior,bommer,eater,f lyer,winger..blah

visit our forum at kirupa.com/somalian

thank you

:sleep:

[Jasninder]

Wow new one nox? great man
and hey ethan, great pix image....
nox made one for me too=)

[DariusMonsef]

Samo, Hey bud I like your footer too.

Noxious, yes I beleive in the old mantra. Give a mana footer and he will have a footer. Give a man the ability to change his footer and he will eat for the rest of his life... hmm I may be mixing mantras.

Flasher, Thanks on the pixel img. I'm not realy good with them so I have to borrow main parts from other people then edit them all together. Sometimes it's ahrd to make out the details with pixel images, like his pink bunny slippers and tighty whiteys

[comicGeek]

*This messege is utterly stupid thus edited* :P

[Im-NOT-Jubba]

I'm really not jubba though.

[ahmed]

im not jubba either! hey, we have something in common! =)

[Illuminae]

my name is inigo montoya. you kill my father. prepare to die.

[Mik3]

I don't have split personalities

[noxious]

yeah i know.. one of my minor personalities.. i am sometime called ::mike:: who has no split personality.. :P

[Mik3]

be quite other personality! Play along here!

[noxious]

i wish i am bin ladden today so i can send you some commercial plane and ..BANG!!! hek! hek! lol