State oph the Union

[prstudio]

err Dictatorship...*cough* umm....I'm AWESOME!

Ok, with our beloved Phil being gone, and some time has past. It is due season to let you all know that Kirupa is phunctioning without a hitch. Although the phorums haven't been graced with his presence, we have managed to sustain ourselves.

Good work Kirupians!

Just know that our pheerless leader will return soon. So keep your posts up and smile ophten!

and remember...

it's great being dictated!

-PRStudio
Chieph Public Relations Ophicer

[replode]

I never really though of Kirupa as a Union....ummm.....

I propose a spam cut of 0.3% over the next 8 years.:P

[asphaltcowboy]

*vetoed* :P

[turkey]

Phil?

[kirupa]

You know....Phil :) He is the resident world dictator wanabe and spells all the words with "f" as "ph." Search for Phil Jayhan and you'll find a ton of posts by him.

Cheers!
Kirupa :thumb:

[turkey]

The guy who wrote the SEO turorial! That tut helped me a lot.

[pinx]

his "ph"s are really annoying.

[nobody]

you're opinion is wrong

[pinx]

you should learn the difference between "you're" and "your"

then you can talk to me.

[nobody]

dammit.. i had your first and then i was like woo thats the wrong one.. except it was the right cuz of contractions hi?

[telekinesis]

Originally posted by pinx
his "ph"s are really annoying. Agreed!

Originally posted by xxviii
you're opinion is wrong Oh no, you have done it now!

Originally posted by pinx
you should learn the difference between "you're" and "your"

then you can talk to me. Now how did I know that was coming?

Originally posted by xxviii
dammit.. i had your first and then i was like woo thats the wrong one.. except it was the right cuz of contractions hi? Mr. Roman Numerals is a nutcase. . . .

:P

[pinx]

haha

[nobody]

i want a case of nuts

[telekinesis]

Then jump off a building head first into a case. . . . .then you get a nut in a case, if you hit hard enough your brains will be in more than one piece and nut in a case will turn plural into nuts in a case! Of course this is just a theory. . . .

[nobody]

*sniff*
fine

[pinx]

or just look down, haha

[telekinesis]

That is of course if he has them. . . . .well then we really wouldn't be able to call it a he could we?

[nobody]

who says im a he:love:

[pinx]

yes i suppose you would have to take that into account.

[telekinesis]

Originally posted by xxviii
who says im a he:love: At least he can admit it, denial is usually a mans worst flaw. I would know, I am one!

*checks down*

Yup, I'm a man!

[asphaltcowboy]

yeah but it's how you use it that counts dan ;)

[nobody]

So.. uhh.. how about those things that arent in your pants?

[telekinesis]

Originally posted by asphaltcowboy
yeah but it's how you use it that counts dan ;) I am confused asphalt, I just told alex he is not a man, a nutless human. What could he use, a strap on?

[pinx]

ahahhaha yeah!

[upuaut]

I'm keeping my frellin mouth shut.

[nobody]

are you insuating that im alex?

[telekinesis]

I am insinuating that you are his/her love partner. . . .

[pinx]

insinuating.....

[asphaltcowboy]

Originally posted by telekinesis
I am confused asphalt, I just told alex he is not a man, a nutless human. What could he use, a strap on? no, I was talking about you ya fool! :P

[pinx]

partner in LOOOOOOOOOOOOVE!!! oh yeah oh yeah.

[nobody]

i suck at spelling
GUESS WHAT EVERYONE?!?!!

[telekinesis]

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[pinx]

aaaaaaaaaaarrrrrrrrrrrghhhhhhhhhhhhh what did you say!!! i want to know!!!!!!!

[telekinesis]

I pretty much made up a homosexual prop scene involving asphalt, alex, and mr. roman numerals (28). I felt I should have deleted it, so I did.

It was funny though! :P

[upuaut]

Probebly for the best. :)

Hey TK.. not that this has anything to do with this thread,, but, do you have a tutorial that discribes how you made your footer, or the effects that are included in it. I'm interested in the blending of lines that occurs just before the word "we" comes up.

[telekinesis]

I can send you the .fla?

[upuaut]

Sure, just run it over to Xdhaisley@centerspin.com (minus the X of course)

thanks ahead of time.

[telekinesis]

Sent. . . .

Actually I sent you two source files, that of my current footer and the other is my old footer with the same effect.

[prstudio]

It is ok. Kirupians pheel phree to share in the randomness.

[TheOrangeOne]

now, does the use of 'ph' instead of 'f' count as a spelling error?

anyways, i dont think xxviii is a nutcase, just slightly mad. (there is a difference, honest!)