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dexa_007
June 24th, 2003, 10:49 PM
My own version of a school's automated phone service -- all taken from personal experience. =0)

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To complain about how your child's detentions cut into babysitting -- Press 1

To complain about the pop machines being empty -- Press 2

To complain about the principal wearing white socks -- Press 3

To complain about why the coach called a pass play on 2nd down -- Press 4

To defend your child's habit of chewing tobacco in PE class -- Press 5

To complain about the superintendent wearing a shirt from Montana -- Press 6

To complain about this year's upcoming Prom -- Press 7

To complain about the shade of white chosen to paint the restrooms -- Press 8

To justify your child's mooning a vehicle on the Interstate -- press 9

To squeal about the custodial staff taking too many breaks -- press 0

[I'm only getting started. LOL!]

thoriphes
June 24th, 2003, 10:52 PM
lol, you're a high school principal? if you ever go through with this, give me the number of your school :P

NaliWarCow
June 24th, 2003, 10:57 PM
I take offense to number 9. It was justified. They TRIPLE dawg dared me. You can't turn that down.

Are you from Minnesota or Pennsylvania dexa?

dexa_007
June 24th, 2003, 11:06 PM
LOL

I'm from ND. I love my job, but some of the circumstances are just plain ... well ... you know. ;)

Life in school administration is quite a wonder. (-:

NaliWarCow
June 24th, 2003, 11:07 PM
Dang, thought I placed it with the pop. Guess north dakotians have that same kinda accent.

BTW, high school administrators are satanic and have no hearts.

dexa_007
June 25th, 2003, 12:14 AM
:scream: Yeah, and grumpy all the time too! :angry: