Randomness

[DariusMonsef]

Ok so the rules are your post can't have anything to do with the previous post or any others before it.

Random away.

[TOOL]

The only pets I have had so far have been two turtles, one was small and fast and one was bigger and slower!

golgi should be good at this :P

[DariusMonsef]

Why is it a #2 pencil? Was there a #1?

[teet]

my cat's breath smells like cat food.

-teet

[urbanscrawl]

I'm reading a book called 'Really the Blues' and it has a jive dictionary in the back - how cool is that?

[DariusMonsef]

If you had a kryptonite cross you could keep vampires and superman away.

[morse]

instance promotional

[morse]

however, there once was a tac(k)o

[morse]

GMT -5 hours, while really its -7. However, if I put -7, then it gives me the wrong time. So it says -5 and 2:12 AM, but really its -7 and 2:12 AM.

[morse]

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[teet]

Reasons, I think that the Baltimore Orioles should change their name to the Baltimore Oreos.

1. 95% of people call them the Oreos anyway
2. Everybody loves oreos
3. It would give them some name recognition...right now, all i know about the orioles is that cal ripken used to play for them
4. It's shorter to write
5. They would have a good reason to have an Oreo's "Oreo Day" at the ballpark (kinda like a hat day only everybody gets oreos).

-teet

[DariusMonsef]

I wonder what Fidel Castro is doing right now?

[teet]

big trucks are kewl!!!

-teet

[TOOL]

Hewitt lost in the first round of Wimbledon... how disappointing :(

[DariusMonsef]

100 people in the us die each year from choking on ball point pens

[asphaltcowboy]

Cowboy Bebop really is the best anime series of all time. so far... in... time...

[morse]

Taco stole my footer.

[TOOL]

Bill - "Best out of 7?"
Grim Reaper - "**** straight!"

ahh Bill and Ted's Bogus Adventure, I only saw that yesterday, funny stuff

[DariusMonsef]

and then I would have to have blue hair, yeah that looks good. And I would have a really small mouth, but when I laugh it would be rediculously big

[asphaltcowboy]

*unsubscribes* ;)

[TOOL]

In the Sunday paper in this liftout/magaziney type thing, on the cover was the woman playing the terminator in T3 and holy guacamole Batman is she hot!! ;)

[DariusMonsef]

Rhode island is neith a Road or an Island.. discuss.

[asphaltcowboy]

Finally, a thread that is impossible for me to 'English'/hijack! :beam:

[Voetsjoeba]

Leeko leeko leeko !

[[Legoman]]

a misunderstanding led to my friend accidently confessing to my brother that she had had a sex change. even though she hasn't. I let them sit in confusion for a bit before clearing the situation up.

[thoriphes]

This product contains natural rubber latex which may cause allergic reactions.

[Kajinku]

Do you know why polar bears never eat penguins?

[thoriphes]

I will ban anyone who continues to post in this thread.

:bad:

[SureShot]

how much wood could a wood chuck chuck if a wood chuck could chuck wood?

[fester8542]

after I stick this steaming hot cattle brander in my eye, I am going to sever off my testicles with a cell phone.

[Voetsjoeba]

Did you know that a trumpet can stay longer under water than a penguin ?

[Niann]

Some people that create Divx material from NTSC don’t even know that inverse telecine must be done. So the Divx video stream stays at 29.97fps and will have artefacts when watched on your PC because interlacing artefacts do not compress well at all.

Cheers!
-Niann

[fester8542]

ooppps!

I crapped my pants

[NaliWarCow]

Even though I don't wanna add to the spam:

George W. Bush is the best president ever and now none of you can argue or it will have something to do with my post. HAHAHAHA.

**Said like boris in goldeneye** "I AM INVINCIBLE!"

[I am the Noah]

Im gunna be a mongoose dog

[andr.in]

Originally posted by Kajinku
Do you know why polar bears never eat penguins?
Yes because polar bears live on the north pole and penguins live on the south pole.. nooo please dont ban me thor!

[Bluekid]

Why my room is 90% of the time dirty,and my computer is clean every month or so.....



And sad enff i'm too lazy to clean it up only when i get paid to do it.

[DariusMonsef]

In Atlanta GA, USA it's illegal to tie a giraffe to a street light or telephone pole. (Dogs are ok)

[Maxtr0sity]

Why does my girlfriend flirt with other guys?

:(

[Jubba]

I like monkeys. Does anyone else like monkeys?

[ahmed]

even if the marshmallow monster is eating your sister, don't go over 0 dB

[reverendflash]

Donny's pants are tight!

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[thoriphes]

"a picture" is worth two words and no sense.

[replode]

Harry Potter burned my house down:(

[NaliWarCow]

JesusAteMyBike

[thoriphes]

My head got stuck to my neck again...:(

[Voetsjoeba]

My screen is looking at me too.

[Maxtr0sity]

I talk to my foot.

[λ]

The leprechauns tell me to do things.

[Maxtr0sity]

The cookie monster is evil.

[Clayman]

if shakespear was alive right now, what would he be doing?

[Clayman]

i dropped my pocket

[fester8542]

Q:

So lets say your riding down the street in your canoe and two wheels fall off....

So many pancakes does it take to cover a doghouse?



A:

None because orange cats dont ride bicylcles.

[mdipi]

if they changed .org to .orc, i bet more WarCraft III players would by them, cause then they could say that they are a true fan

[DariusMonsef]

How does dryer lint get into my pockets? Are the dryer people evil or what?

[NaliWarCow]

This is something a mongolian posted on the battle.net forums. He uses some wierd translator that doesn't work well.


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[DariusMonsef]

if you skip every other letter on the keyboard you can write things like qetuo and adgjl!

[morse]

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[morse]

strange things are afoot at the circle k

[telekinesis]

I have a huge _____, any questions? :thumb:

[DariusMonsef]

Arizona Summers:

The day broke over my face like a moist a55.

[morse]

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[upuaut]

There is nothing that I can add to this thread, it seems to have a little of everything.

made me smile though.

[thoriphes]

My cat ate my dog, but was then eaten by my dog. Now I have no pets. :-\

[telekinesis]

This fan in my cubicle is sooooo refreshing! :thumb:

[morse]

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[thoriphes]

If we told you, it wouldn't be a secret now, would it?
6867 434 06-24-2003 06:11 PM
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Random
Relax and talk

[NaliWarCow]

It's one thing to post stuff where you have a good time. It's another to have 6 straight posts in a thread, all by 1 person, all with no point, all without a single person responding to them.

[DariusMonsef]

I am post wh0re, hear me roar!

[asphaltcowboy]

um-pah lum-pah duum-ba-di-do I've got another message for you!

[DariusMonsef]

British people talk funny

[upuaut]

Spring time, a ring a ling a ling time, sweet lovers love... the spring.

(oops I broke the rules. better ban me.)

[asphaltcowboy]

I hate that godd*mn Cool Kids Table! :P ;)

[upuaut]

"There is one more organism on this planet that acts the same way, a virus..."

SMITH OWNZ

[DariusMonsef]

concreteindians :x

[[m]]

I'm new. But with a twist.

[thoriphes]

Ninja dancers...

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<marquee height=50 behavior=alternate direction=down scrollamount=3>:ninja::hat:</marquee><marquee width=5 behavior=alternate scrollamount=1 scrolldelay=0>:ninja:</marquee><< incognito...

[morse]

rocks the casbah...

[morse]

hey upuaut, my first name is reed...

[DariusMonsef]

http://www.ethanmedia.com/darius/bunycake.gif

[morse]

:egg: :skull: :link: :rd: :battery: :block: :toad:

[morse]

'"'""'"'''"''""""'''""'''"'''"''"""'"'

[telekinesis]

I haven't masturbated within 24 hours. . . .

[morse]

Bb

[Invis]

I just ate at Wendy's.

**** that place is good.

[thoriphes]

[DariusMonsef]

http://www.ethanmedia.com/darius/sucks.gif

[morse]

h88 is never around...

[upuaut]

Blech.. hour 9 of a 12 hour shift....
BOOOOOORRRRRIIIIIINNNNNNGGGGGGG

[morse]

"Kick the sandman in his sack, stay up all night, insomniac"

[DariusMonsef]

you type to much

[Clown Staples]

<a name="third"></a><a href="Javascript:alert('Ha ha ha!');">A family of pickles climbing out of their station wagon!</a>

[mdipi]

reed posts in this thread to much

[mdipi]

when i get a PM i get a fuzzy feeling, like when you get shot a whole lot of times in the chest, but dont die from it

[Clown Staples]

<a name="second"></a><a href="#third">I don't know, what is green and goes slam, slam, slam, slam?</a>

[morse]

footer does not adhere to guidelines!

[morse]

himself here spams a lot

[NaliWarCow]

**thinks morse should have his post count taken away so he'd stop spamming with useless stuff that adds nothing to the forum**

[Clown Staples]

<a href="#second">What is green and goes slam, slam, slam, slam?</a>

[morse]

IP: 127.0.0.1

[morse]

<EMBED src="http://www.morsedesigns.com/flash/test3.swf" quality=high WIDTH="233" HEIGHT="30" NAME="" ALIGN="" menu="false"</EMBED>

[upuaut]

*lick*

[thoriphes]

a man, a plan, a canal, panama!

[telekinesis]

Originally posted by NaliWarCowZ
**thinks morse should have his post count taken away so he'd stop spamming with useless stuff that adds nothing to the forum** Well put nali. . . .

[Clown Staples]

calloo callay!! meaningless! aint it great to be crazy!
---------------------------------
leaping lizards, are we tired of this thread already???

[morse]

Uh nali... I don't see whats wrong with posting spam in a thread meant for spam... And my post count does not affect the usage of the forum what-so-ever.

[Voetsjoeba]

Are upuaut and thoriphes twins ?

[Kajinku]

To infinity and beyond!!

[thoriphes]

A Hoi Hoi!

[DariusMonsef]

http://www.ethanmedia.com/darius/spidey.gif
Go spidey it's your birthday

[Kitiara]

How <i>you</i> doin'? ;)

[asphaltcowboy]

Can you tell that I hate doing exam revision yet? :)

[fester8542]

::gropes kit::

:thumb:

[replode]

Im with Buesy.

[Voetsjoeba]

I'm listening to techno with a headphone with the greatest bass in the world, I'm not taking this thing off !

OMG, listening to embargo - hysterie (live), the bass is stunning !!

[DariusMonsef]

I don't think God put me on this planet to judge others. I think he put me on this planet to gather specimens and take them back to my home planet.

[ahmed]

the food was just no good, the pizza was all mushed up and the chicken tastes like wood.. :sigh:

[[m]]

I love speedy people. They don't get in your way.

[thoriphes]

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I'm listening to techno with a headphone with the greatest bass in the world, I'm not taking this thing off !

OMG, listening to embargo - hysterie (live), the bass is stunning !!


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I don't think God put me on this planet to judge others. I think he put me on this planet to gather specimens and take them back to my home planet.


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the food was just no good, the pizza was all mushed up and the chicken tastes like wood..


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I love speedy people. They don't get in your way.


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I'm listening to techno with a headphone with the greatest bass in the world, I'm not taking this thing off !

OMG, listening to embargo - hysterie (live), the bass is stunning !!


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the food was just no good, the pizza was all mushed up and the chicken tastes like wood..


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[DariusMonsef]

thoriphes,

You mentioned another thread and here whereas have therefor unto broken the laws which reside upon this thread.

wait, how can I tell you this without mentioning your post?

I guess I have to brake the laws to stop you from braking the laws. This is an odd situation we find ourselves in....

[thoriphes]

omg, i've broken the law. what am i gonna do? aw crap, i guess i'm locked from this thread forever. there's no use in living anymore...

*die*

[I am the Noah]

im horny

[Clown Staples]

quote from freshman seminar I:
(a student who had just awoken to find himself being called to respond) -


Well I just wanted to say that in my opinion, and im not sure if this may have been where you were going with that, but nonetheless I thought it might be relevant to point out that the argument could be made, not that there's anything wrong with the idea, but - well actually this sort goes along with what she was saying earlier, that -cough cough- excuse me - well what I mean is - cough - im sorry my throat has been bothering me today, but I think were all really trying to get at the same thing here, and just wanted to emphasize the point, not to get carried away, but I think there's a lot to be considered here, and I think that some valid points have been made and I just want to encourage everyone to consider whats been said.

no one suspected a thing....

[DariusMonsef]

"A good way to threaten somebody is to light a stick of dynamite. Then you call the guy and hold the burning fuse up to the phone. "Hear that?" you say. "That's dynamite, baby." -JH

[reverendflash]

look in a mirror before you go out in public....


Please!

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[DariusMonsef]

I don't think I'm alone when I say I'd like to see more and more planets fall under the ruthless domination of our solar system.

[DariusMonsef]

I hope if dogs ever take over the world, and they chose a king, they don't just go by size, because I bet there are some Chihuahuas with some good ideas.

[reverendflash]

It was April the 41st, being a quadruple leap year
I was driving in downtown Atlantis
My barracuda was in the shop
So I was in a rented stingray, and it was overheating

So I pulled into a Shell Station
They said I'd blown a seal
I said, "Fix the **** thing, and leave my private life out of it, okay, pal?"

While they were doing that I walked over to a place called the Oyster Bar
A real dive, but I knew the owner
He used to play for the Dolphins
I said "Hi, Gil!"
You have to yell, he's hard of herring

Gil was also down on his luck
Fact is he was barely keeping his head below water
I bellied up to the sandbar, he poured me the usual
Rusty snail, hold the grunion, shaken not stirred
With a peanut butter and jellyfish sandwich on the side, heavy on the mako
I slipped him a fin, on porpoise

I was feeling good
I even dropped a sand dollar in the box for Jerry's squids, just for the halibut

Well the place was crowded
We were packed in like sardines
They were all there to listen to the big band sounds of Tommy Dorsal
What sole!

Tommy was rockin' the place with a very popular tuna
"Salmon Chanted Evening"
And the stage was surrounded by screaming groupers
Probably there to see the bass player

One of them was this cute little yellowtail, and she's giving me the eye
So I figured this is my chance -- You know, a piece of Pisces!?!

But she said things I just couldn't fathom
She was too deep, seemed to be under a lot of pressure
Boy, could she drink!
She drank like a.......She drank a lot
I said, "What's your sign?"
She said, "Aquarium."
I said, "Let's Get Tanked!"

Think I had a wet dream
Cruisin' thru the Gulf Stream
Ohhh Ohhh Ohhh
Wet Dream!!!

I invited her to my place for a midnight bait
I said, "Come on baby, it'll only take a few minnows."
She threw me that same old line, "Not tonight, I gotta haddock."

And she wasn't kidding either
Cause in came the biggest, meanest looking haddock
I'd ever seen come down the pike
He was covered with mussels

He came over to me and said,
"Listen, shrimp, don't you come trollin' around here!"
What a crab! This guy was steamed!
I could see the anchor in his eyes

I turned to him, I said, "A-balone! You're just being shellfish!"
Well, I knew it was going to be trouble, and so did Gil
Because he was already on the phone to the cods

The haddock hits me with a sucker punch
I catch him with a left hook
He eels over...it was a fluke...but there he was
Flat as a mackerel...kelpless

I said, "Forget the cods Gil, this guy's gonna need a sturgeon!"

Well, the yellowtail was impressed with the way I landed her boyfriend
She came over to me
She said, "Hey, big boy, you're really a game fish. What's your name?"
I said, "Marlin."

I think I had a wet dream
Cruisin' thru the Gulf Stream
Ohhh Ohhh Ohhh
Wet Dream!!!

Well from then on we had a whale of a time
I took her to dinner, I took her to dance
I bought her a bouquet of flounders
I went home with her
And what did I get for my trouble?
A case of the clams!!!

I think I had a wet dream
Cruisin' thru the Gulf Stream
Ohhh Ohhh Ohhh
Wet Dream!!!

I think I had a wet dream
Cruisin' thru the Gulf Stream
Ohhh Ohhh Ohhh
Wet Dream!!!

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[NaliWarCow]

OMG rev, that's hilarious. Did you write that yourself?

[reverendflash]

Kip Adotta

1984

I heard it on the radio in my car. I almost drove across 3 lanes of traffic I was laughing so hard...

:beam:

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sorry EthanM

does that mean I win? I made someone reply to my post... what do I win?

[DariusMonsef]

If you reverse the letters in your name you almost get FeverAndRash L. No prblem.

[Voetsjoeba]

Friday at the overport, 4 'o clock, Ahmed vs Kirupa ! :P

[DariusMonsef]

Dammit Randomness!! Where were you?!?!

You were where?!!! The 2nd page!!!

I thought I told you never to go there. It always starts that way. First you just wanna go to the 2nd page, and soon you'll be gone forever!

[Voetsjoeba]

Meelwormen smaken naar beukennootjes.

[cool blue]

KAY! ho raha hai ye kay ho rah HAI!

[Soul]

She had 17 *******?! Holy be-jesus!

- Soul :s:

[asphaltcowboy]

how else am I supposed to get the gerbil out?

[I am the Noah]

like this.... *works with hands* *pop* goes the gerbil

[asphaltcowboy]

Originally posted by EthanM
Ok so the rules are your post can't have anything to do with the previous post or any others before it.

Random away. *cough* :P *cough*

[I am the Noah]

Myspacebarisbroken

[Soul]

Ouch! The sun hurts my eyes :(

[turkey]

little kids can be naughty

[asphaltcowboy]

coffee is the wine of the gods

[Soul]

Eww!! You spread butter where!?!

[turkey]

So, guys, how's it hanging?

[DariusMonsef]

always crying after sex might not be a good thing

[ahmed]

http://www.kirupaforum.com/forums/showthread.php?threadid=26676&perpage=200&pagenumber=4

[telekinesis]

i love stacia

[DariusMonsef]

"**** it. My recommendation- just because your genitals are speaking, doesn't mean you have to listen. That's the advice for the day."
My friend

[Mik3]

sometimes i feel like a rock

[Voetsjoeba]

_root.universe.galaxy.sun.earth.europe.belgium.ghe nt.reigerstraat.26.livingroom.me.gender = "_male";

[ahmed]

****

[prstudio]

frisbee skipping hot dogs eat sushi on july meetings

[asphaltcowboy]

so I said to the leprechaun, "how do you expect to compete in the big leagues with trousers like that?"

[Mik3]

mrs. coolgirl5 jsut signed on

[Mik3]

QUOTE OF THE WEEK: "Confuse my man my dumb you? Yeah, OK. Maybe later." -SmarterChild

[Soul]

You ate all the peaches? Greedy bugger!!!

- Soul :s:

[Mik3]

AHHHHHHCHOOOOOOOOOOOO

[asphaltcowboy]

particular no in order

[Kitiara]

Nothing is so good it lasts eternally,
Perfect situations must go wrong,
But this have never yet prevented me,
Wanting far to much,
For far too long,

Looking back I could have played it differently,
Won a few more moments who can tell,
But it took time to understand him,
Now at least I know,
I know him well,

Wasn't it good,
Oh so good,
Wasn't he fine,
Oh so fine,
Isn't madness he can't be mine,
But in the end he needs a little bit more than me,
More, security,
He needs fantasy and freedom,
I know him so well

[DariusMonsef]

I want you so bad
You don’t know what I’m going through
I used all the strength I had
To make my hands stop wanting to hold you

I’ve lost the right words to say
To make my heart stop falling for you
You mean so much in so many ways
I’ve never felt something more true

I’ve been fighting it all day
I didn’t want to fall, to lose control
To feel this way

It didn’t take much from you
A touch, a smile, the look in your eyes
I’ve given in, don’t know what to do

I forgot how good it feels to have you by my side
But I remember when I can’t look into your eyes
Things don’t feel right, I’m lost inside

I’ve dreamed of you my whole life
I’ve painted your picture in my head
I’ve sang to you a thousand times
There’s still more to share with you, things I haven’t said

[asphaltcowboy]

And I wonder when I sing along with you, if everything could ever feel this real forever...

[Soul]

How much is that hot doggy in the window?

[Kitiara]

Ma-honey. :P

[telekinesis]

I just ate Velvita Shells with Cheese and added in Chili, my girlfriend made it. Yummmmm :thumb:

[[m]]

I want to know more about ps7! *snif*

[telekinesis]

My virginity grew back yesterday! :P

[morse]

**** ***** **** ***

[Kitiara]

I just broke a fingernail. :angry:

[telekinesis]

Simon says shut the f**k up.

[asphaltcowboy]

It'll be proper bo, I tell thee ;)

[DariusMonsef]

If you say July with a spanish touch it sounds like "Who Lie"

[Soul]

Too many cooks make lots of food

[asphaltcowboy]

I am the One.

[Kitiara]

Look into my eyes
Can't you see they're open wide?
Would I lie to you baby
Would I lie to you?
Don't you know it's true
Girl there's no one else but you
Would I lie to you baby
Would I lie to you?

[Hawk]

government organization
jumbo shrimp
a little big
etc...

[telekinesis]

When I die, **** it I wanna go to hell
Cause I'm a piece of ****, it ain't hard to ****in' tell
It don't make sense, goin' to heaven wit the goodie-goodies
Dressed in white, I like black Tims and black hoodies
God will probably have me on some real strict ****
No sleepin' all day, no gettin my **** licked
Hangin' with the goodie-goodies loungin' in paradise
**** that ****, I wanna tote guns and shoot dice
All my life I been considered as the worst
Lyin' to my mother, even stealin' out her purse
Crime after crime, from drugs to extortion
I know my mother wished she got a ****in' abortion
She don't even love me like she did when I was younger
Suckin' on her chest just to stop my ****in' hunger
I wonder if I died, would tears come to her eyes?
Forgive me for my disrespect, forgive me for my lies
My babies' mothers 8 months, her little sister's 2
Who's to blame for both of them
I swear to God I just want to slit my wrists and end this bull****
Throw the Magnum to my head, threaten to pull ****
And squeeze, until the bed's, completely red
I'm glad I'm dead, a worthless ****in' buddah head
The stress is buildin' up, I can't,
I can't believe suicide's on my ****in' mind
I want to leave, I swear to God I feel like death is ****in' callin' me
Naw you wouldn't understand
You see its kinda like the crack did to Pookie, in New Jack
Except when I cross over, there ain't no comin' back
Should I die on the train track, like Remo in Beatstreet
People at the funeral frontin' like they miss me
My baby momma kissed me but she glad I'm gone
She knew me and her sista had somethin' goin' on
I reach my peak, I can't speak,
call my nigga Chic, tell him that my will is weak.
I'm sick of niggas lyin', I'm sick of *****es hawkin',
matter of fact, I'm sick of talkin'.
[BANG]

R.I.P. - Notorious B.I.G.

[asphaltcowboy]

I like the handle here... that's so you can attach a chain and use it as A BOAT ANCHOR!

[Kitiara]

Chapter 1
OK, you're walking down the street, you and your mates Dave and Pete and some others, the names don't matter. You come across an apple tree, and lots of rotting apples on the pavement. Your friends dare you to throw an apple at the house accross the road but you don't do it because you're not and irresponsible thug, your mum taught you manners and your dad consequence. Instead, you decide to put the apples in the bin. Your friends think you're a loser and abandon you, hurling abuse at you in the process (too right too). You feel a little sad but because you're a pathetic little twit you think 'oh well, they weren't propper friends anyway' so you just put the apples in the bin instead. There are a lot of apples so it takes a few minutes till you fill the bin and then you go home.

Chapter 2
A few hours earlier at the same spot, Charlie the tramp gets into a fight with some kids who have been trying to set fire to his beard whilst he was asleep. Charlie's pulled out a knife and sent the kids scuffling. He knew there were people watching and the police might be called so he hid his belongings, including a 2 litre bottle of white lightning cider in the bin. He would come back for his stuff later, once everything had calmed down.

Chapter 3
Mr Mellville, the head of refuse collections at the local county council was well pissed off. One of his supervisors, Jimmy Jones who is also a shop steward has just announced a binman strike following the unfair dismissal of a particularly lazy binman.

Chapter 4
Two days later, the bins still haven't been collected. Charlie's been arrested and not given bail because he is under investigation for an old murder case, the apples have started rotting and their collective weight in the bin has broken Charlie's cider bottle. The cider is now in contact with the apples, which have started fermenting.

Chapter 5
Five monkeys (chimpanzees) have escaped from London zoo twenty hours ago and are roaming the streets of your area desperately hungry and thirsty. They now discover the apples which they proceed to eat. The combination of rotting, fermenting apples and cider makes them very drunk and the monkeys soon start acting in an unsocial way.

Chapter 6
A group of lads, coming back from a football match drunk as skunks. They pass the chimps. Both groups are too drunk to be aware of each other until one of them asks a chimp for a light. The chimp reacts badly to this and a fight ensues. In the confusion, the lads become convinced they are being bitten by an opposing gang and call their friends. Their friends arrive too late as the chimps have all climbed up the nearest tree and have done a runner. However, by then (4 o'clock in the morning) all the neighbours have been woken up and one of them, Brian, is particularly pissed off because he has got to go to work in a couple of hours. Brian is an Aer Lingus pilot.

Chapter 7
You're coming back from school, hardly aware of the trouble your do-gooder actions have caused when you hear the news. An Aer Lingus plane has just crashed into a nuclear power plant in India.

Chapter 8
Two hours before, Colonel Singh of the Pakistani army was walking along the Pakistani border measuring radiation, a daily duty. Unaware of the fact a plane had crashed into a power plant and presented with an alarming increase in radiation, he tried to contact his superiors in Islamabad. Unable to reach anybody (they had all retreated to the bunker) he assumed Pakistan had just been nuked by India. Now, it just happens that Cl. Singh's brother in law, General Patel is responsible for Pakistan's nuclear programme. One day' when he was drunk, he gave Cl. Singh the codes. Cl Singh now decides to launch two warheads of his own accord (presuming everybody else is dead and having himself lost the will to live.

Chapter 9
India responds, China gets involved, Russia don't like it, pandemonium ensues, half the worls is dead SEE WHAT YOU'VE DOVE YOU GOODIE TWO SHOES?! WE'RE ALL DEAD NOW!

I thank you. :beam:

[asphaltcowboy]

in a subtle 'random' message: Soul! I'm gonna keep pestering you til you answer me! Spill the beans already! You promised remember?! :P ;)

[Soul]

The wind gently blows across the meadow, not a sound can be heard, not a voice. Silence

- Soul :s:

[asphaltcowboy]

did someone say "git"? I could have sworn I heard someone say "GIT"! :bad:

[Soul]

Here I sit in an empty room, not a window, not a door, not a light.

[asphaltcowboy]

I start to dial the number, for there has been no answer until now... 0..7..7..5..4..0.....

*ring ring*

[Soul]

I pull out my gun, push the cold bullets in. With no emotion in my face, I open his door.

[asphaltcowboy]

I can't dwell on the insensitivities of one person

[morse]

I had an out of body experience,
the other day, her name was jesus, and for her
everyone cried, everyone cried, everyone cried.
Try her philosophy, try her philosophy, try her
philosophy, try.
You die for her philosophy, die for her philosophy, die her philosophy die.
Crossed and terrored ravages of architecture, lend me thy blades,
we're crossed and terrored ravages of
architecture, hoist around the spade.
Try her philosophy, try her philosophy, try her philosophy, try.
You die for her philosophy, die for her philosophy, die her philosophy die.
Die....die....die....why....lie naked on the floor and
let the messiah go through our souls,
lie naked on the floor and let the messiah go all
through our souls, die, like a mother****er,die,
like a mother****er, die, like a mother****er, why, like a mother****er,
why, like a mother****er,
i want to **** my way to the garden, cause everyone needs a mother, ****er!
Try her philosophy, try her philosophy, try her philosophy, try.
You die for her philosophy, die for her philosophy,
die her philosophy die. The following of a christ,
the following of a christ, the following of a christ,
the following of a christ, the falling of christ,
the falling of christ, the falling of christ,
the falling of christ.
Cursed Earth, Cursed Earth, Cursed Earth, Cursed Earth.
I will never feed off the evergreen luster of your heart
all because we all live in the valley of the walls when
we speak we can peek from the windows of their mouths
to see the land the women chant as they fly up the to sun.
You never think you know why.
Know, You never think you know why.
Know, You never think you know why.
Know, Ever think you know why,
Know.
Books all say different things while people flap their
yellow wings trying to soar by being a whore of life
and almost everything the sheep that ran off from
the heard may be dead but now's a bird able to fly
able to die able to **** your mother's earth
You never think you know why
Know, You never think you know why,
Know, You never think you know why,
Know, Ever think you know why,
Know.
On the other side, on the other side, the other side,
Do you ever try to fly, Do you ever try to fly?
Have you ever wanted to die, Have you ever wanted to die?
Don't ever try to fly, don't ever try to fly,
don't ever try to fly, unless you leave your body on the other side,
Never try to die, you ever try to die,
Know, You never think you know why,
Know, You never think you know why,
Know, You never think you know why,
Know, Ever think you know why,
Know.
The kombucha mushroom people,
Sitting around all day,
Who can believe you,
Who can believe you,
Let your mother pray, (sugar)
Well I'm not there all the time you know
Some people, some people, some people,
Call it insane, yeah they call it insane, (sugar)
I play Russian roulette everyday a man's sport,
With a bullet called life, yeah mama called life, (sugar)
You know that every time I try to go
Where I really want to be,
It's already where I am,
Cause I'm already there.....(sugar)
The kombucha mushroom people
Sitting around all day,
Who can believe you,
Who can believe you,
Let your mother pray, (sugar)
I got a gun the other day from Sako,
It's cute, small, fits right in my pocket,
Yeah, right in my pocket, (sugar)
My girl, you know, she lashes out at me sometimes,
And I just ****in kick her, and then, oh baby, she's ok,(sugar)
People are always chasing me down,
Trying to push my face to the ground,
Where all the want to do,
Is suck out my mother****ing brains, my brains (sugar)
The kombucha mushroom people,
sitting around all day,
who can believe you
who can believe you
let your mother pray~,
I sit, my desolate room, no lights, no music,
Just anger, I've killed everyone,
I'm away forever, but I'm feeling better,
How do I feel, what do I say,
**** you, it all goes away,
How do I feel, what do I say,
**** you, it all goes away,
How do I feel, what do I say,
In the end it all goes away,
How do I feel, what do I say,
In the end it all goes away,
How do I feel, what do I say,
In the end it all goes away,
How do I feel, what do I say,
In the end it all goes away,
How do I feel, what do I say,
In the end it all goes away,
How do I feel, what do I say,
In the end it all goes away,
In the end it all goes away,
In the end it all goes away,
In the end it all goes away,
In the end it all goes away.
Watching,
From a post up high,
From where you see the ships afar,
From a well trained eye,
The waves all keep on crashing by,
If you are the light post,
Then you own the working class,
But if you want the answers,
You better give a piece of ***,
Give a piece of your ***,
Warning,
Post hypnotic suggestions,
Running the ships ashore,
The orange light that follows,
Will foon proclaim itself a god,
If you point your questions,
The fog will surely chew you up,
But if you want the answers,
You better get ready for the fire,
Get ready for the fire,
The ships are multiplying day after day sir,
And they're coming closer to the shore sir, shore sir,
We need to evacuate the light post,
It's all over, it's all over~~
It's all over
The piercing radient moon,
The storming of poor June,
All the life running through her hair,
Approaching guiding light,
Our shallow years in fright,
Dreams are made winding through my head,
Through my head,
Before you know, Awake,
Your lives are open wide,
The V-chip gives them sight,
All the life running through her hair,
the spiders all in tune,
The evening of the moon,
Dreams are made winding through my head,
Through my head,
Before you know, Awake
Through my head, Through my head
Before you know,
Before you know I will be waiting all awake,
Dreams are made winding through her hair,
Dreams are made winding through her hair.

[Soul]

Ive found that B&Q plaster bonding adhesive is excellent - as tough and strong as concrete when dry, yet can be sanded down smooth and is also easy to make and work with, much nicer than cement or concrete.

[telekinesis]

Picture me
In a casket
Blasted
Never nobody
Knew how long
The pain lasted
Keep my eyes tight
I'm frightened
But I fights like Tyson
When playin' this game of life
I'm losing
Longing to be enlightened
Absorb my mind state
Reduce the crime rate
And take me out
When running toward the Lord
I see 'em fake me
Out shook me
So from church I play hookie
Listen to the words of a brother
The sick stutters
So you better better
Get the get the bags ready
Comes a killer killer
Like Skagnetti
My brains contaminated
Hella rotten
Wasn't me that killed you
Who was it what was it
The effects of the mildew
My brain's wilted
In my eyes the world is a bit tilted
Lord take me away
Before somebody else gets killed
Blood spilled
Seriously
This is the letter to my homies
I'll be missin'
God told me to behold a pale horse
But I didn't listen
It's hard man
My life is scarred man
I'm losing my mind
So now it's time
Sincerely sign
N9NE

I just wanna die
I don't want to wake up
I don't wanna cuz
That's the way that I feel
I'm barely hanging on
I don't want to wake up
I don't wanna cuz
That's the way it has to be

I made your life a living hell
With my infidelity
Remember your telling me
All I give a **** about
Is weed stems and melodies
Remember you
Spent 30 minutes in the hospital parking lot
Crying
When the blood test read
The baby of another woman was mine
99.99
You should've left
Along time ago like Mary J. say
Just let it go like Ray J.
Con't
I know your mamma heard
You yelling mayday
Spent my life trying to R-A to the P
You sick of me
Always bein' B to the R-O-K to the E
Now there's nothin'
Else left of me
I was a bum
But you still wanted some
Through the rain, snow and thunder
Foul ups , bleeps and blunders
But no man shall tear asunder
Is what you said
You should've put multi bullets
In my head
When you found that evil
Instinct was a song
Where the events actually went on
This is the letter
To my homie, my friend
Who put up with me for 8
So now to take me
Really quickly is my fate
I'm sorry
For making it hard
I know your scarred
I'm losing my mind
So now it's time
Sincerely sign
N9ne

I just want to die
I don't want to wake up
I don't wanna cuz
That's the way that I feel
I'm barely hanging on
I don't want to wake up
I don't wanna cuz
That's the way it has to be

I love ya'll
The dynamic duo, my babies
It ain't your fault
That your daddy's crazy
Donny,
I miss your drumming like me
One day you'll be ruling
Leelee,
I miss you in my face
Yellin'
Daddy, what you doin'
You two are the reason
Why I'm still standing today
But I'm 1600 miles away
And you get my heart sinkin'
When I start thinkin' about you babies
I heavily start drinkin'
On a daily puffin'
I'm seeing my heart
I gots to toughin'
Can't see me leavin' my angels with nothin'
So I keep bussin'
Use my pain for you two
I've gotta come up in the game
So one day you can do the same with yours
Love you galore
And I ain't playin'
makin' me put an end
To this suicidal mind state sayin'

I don't want to wake up
I don't wanna cuz
That's the way I feel
I'm barely hanging on
I don't want to wake up
I don't wanna cuz
That's the way it has to be

[thoriphes]

a hoi hoi!

[Mik3]

The Declaration of Independence of the Thirteen Colonies
In CONGRESS, July 4, 1776

The unanimous Declaration of the thirteen united States of America,

When in the Course of human events, it becomes necessary for one people to dissolve the political bands which have connected them with another, and to assume among the powers of the earth, the separate and equal station to which the Laws of Nature and of Nature's God entitle them, a decent respect to the opinions of mankind requires that they should declare the causes which impel them to the separation.

We hold these truths to be self-evident, that all men are created equal, that they are endowed by their Creator with certain unalienable Rights, that among these are Life, Liberty and the pursuit of Happiness. --That to secure these rights, Governments are instituted among Men, deriving their just powers from the consent of the governed, --That whenever any Form of Government becomes destructive of these ends, it is the Right of the People to alter or to abolish it, and to institute new Government, laying its foundation on such principles and organizing its powers in such form, as to them shall seem most likely to effect their Safety and Happiness. Prudence, indeed, will dictate that Governments long established should not be changed for light and transient causes; and accordingly all experience hath shewn, that mankind are more disposed to suffer, while evils are sufferable, than to right themselves by abolishing the forms to which they are accustomed. But when a long train of abuses and usurpations, pursuing invariably the same Object evinces a design to reduce them under absolute Despotism, it is their right, it is their duty, to throw off such Government, and to provide new Guards for their future security. --Such has been the patient sufferance of these Colonies; and such is now the necessity which constrains them to alter their former Systems of Government. The history of the present King of Great Britain [George III] is a history of repeated injuries and usurpations, all having in direct object the establishment of an absolute Tyranny over these States. To prove this, let Facts be submitted to a candid world.

He has refused his Assent to Laws, the most wholesome and necessary for the public good.

He has forbidden his Governors to pass Laws of immediate and pressing importance, unless suspended in their operation till his Assent should be obtained; and when so suspended, he has utterly neglected to attend to them.

He has refused to pass other Laws for the accommodation of large districts of people, unless those people would relinquish the right of Representation in the Legislature, a right inestimable to them and formidable to tyrants only.

He has called together legislative bodies at places unusual, uncomfortable, and distant from the depository of their public Records, for the sole purpose of fatiguing them into compliance with his measures.

He has dissolved Representative Houses repeatedly, for opposing with manly firmness his invasions on the rights of the people.

He has refused for a long time, after such dissolutions, to cause others to be elected; whereby the Legislative powers, incapable of Annihilation, have returned to the People at large for their exercise; the State remaining in the mean time exposed to all the dangers of invasion from without, and convulsions within.

He has endeavoured to prevent the population of these States; for that purpose obstructing the Laws for Naturalization of Foreigners; refusing to pass others to encourage their migrations hither, and raising the conditions of new Appropriations of Lands.

He has obstructed the Administration of Justice, by refusing his Assent to Laws for establishing Judiciary powers.

He has made Judges dependent on his Will alone, for the tenure of their offices, and the amount and payment of their salaries.

He has erected a multitude of New Offices, and sent hither swarms of Officers to harass our people, and eat out their substance.

He has kept among us, in times of peace, Standing Armies without the consent of our legislatures.

He has affected to render the Military independent of and superior to the Civil power.

He has combined with others to subject us to a jurisdiction foreign to our constitution and unacknowledged by our laws; giving his Assent to their Acts of pretended Legislation:

For Quartering large bodies of armed troops among us:

For protecting them, by a mock Trial, from punishment for any Murders which they should commit on the Inhabitants of these States:

For cutting off our Trade with all parts of the world:

For imposing Taxes on us without our Consent:

For depriving us, in many cases, of the benefits of Trial by Jury:

For transporting us beyond Seas to be tried for pretended offences:

For abolishing the free System of English Laws in a neighbouring Province, establishing therein an Arbitrary government, and enlarging its Boundaries so as to render it at once an example and fit instrument for introducing the same absolute rule into these Colonies:

For taking away our Charters, abolishing our most valuable Laws, and altering fundamentally the Forms of our Governments:

For suspending our own Legislatures, and declaring themselves invested with power to legislate for us in all cases whatsoever.

He has abdicated Government here, by declaring us out of his Protection and waging War against us.

He has plundered our seas, ravaged our Coasts, burnt our towns, and destroyed the lives of our people.

He is at this time transporting large Armies of foreign Mercenaries to compleat the works of death, desolation and tyranny, already begun with circumstances of Cruelty and perfidy scarcely paralleled in the most barbarous ages, and totally unworthy the Head of a civilized nation.

He has constrained our fellow Citizens taken Captive on the high Seas to bear Arms against their Country, to become the executioners of their friends and Brethren, or to fall themselves by their Hands.

He has excited domestic insurrections amongst us, and has endeavoured to bring on the inhabitants of our frontiers, the merciless Indian Savages, whose known rule of warfare, is an undistinguished destruction of all ages, sexes and conditions.

In every stage of these Oppressions We have Petitioned for Redress in the most humble terms: Our repeated Petitions have been answered only by repeated injury. A Prince whose character is thus marked by every act which may define a Tyrant, is unfit to be the ruler of a free people.

Nor have We been wanting in attentions to our British brethren. We have warned them from time to time of attempts by their legislature to extend an unwarrantable jurisdiction over us. We have reminded them of the circumstances of our emigration and settlement here. We have appealed to their native justice and magnanimity, and we have conjured them by the ties of our common kindred to disavow these usurpations, which, would inevitably interrupt our connections and correspondence. They too have been deaf to the voice of justice and of consanguinity. We must, therefore, acquiesce in the necessity, which denounces our Separation, and hold them, as we hold the rest of mankind, Enemies in War, in Peace Friends.

We, therefore, the Representatives of the united States of America, in General Congress, Assembled, appealing to the Supreme Judge of the world for the rectitude of our intentions, do, in the Name, and by the Authority of the good People of these Colonies, solemnly publish and declare, That these United Colonies are, and of Right ought to be Free and Independent States; that they are Absolved from all Allegiance to the British Crown, and that all political connection between them and the State of Great Britain, is and ought to be totally dissolved; and that as Free and Independent States, they have full Power to levy War, conclude Peace, contract Alliances, establish Commerce, and to do all other Acts and Things which Independent States may of right do. And for the support of this Declaration, with a firm reliance on the protection of divine Providence, we mutually pledge to each other our Lives, our Fortunes and our sacred Honor.

The signers of the Declaration represented the new states as follows:
New Hampshire:
Josiah Bartlett, William Whipple, Matthew Thornton
Massachusetts:
John Han****, Samual Adams, John Adams, Robert Treat Paine, Elbridge Gerry
Rhode Island:
Stephen Hopkins, William Ellery
Connecticut:
Roger Sherman, Samuel Huntington, William Williams, Oliver Wolcott

New York:
William Floyd, Philip Livingston, Francis Lewis, Lewis Morris
New Jersey:
Richard Stockton, John Witherspoon, Francis Hopkinson, John Hart, Abraham Clark
Pennsylvania:
Robert Morris, Benjamin Rush, Benjamin Franklin, John Morton, George Clymer, James Smith, George Taylor, James Wilson, George Ross
Delaware:
Caesar Rodney, George Read, Thomas McKean
Maryland:
Samuel Chase, William Paca, Thomas Stone, Charles Carroll of Carrollton
Virginia:
George Wythe, Richard Henry Lee, Thomas Jefferson, Benjamin Harrison, Thomas Nelson, Jr., Francis Lightfoot Lee, Carter Braxton
North Carolina:
William Hooper, Joseph Hewes, John Penn
South Carolina:
Edward Rutledge, Thomas Heyward, Jr., Thomas Lynch, Jr., Arthur Middleton
Georgia:
Button Gwinnett, Lyman Hall, George Walton

[Mik3]

BLAHBLAHDOLLAR

[NaliWarCow]

Haha, you can't say John Han****.

[Clown Staples]

thats funny.

[morse]

She said meet me at the gates at 8
Leave now don't be late
She said one day she'd walk away cos I'm always late
Thought things were ok
Didnt care though anyway
Say sorry babe, I had to meet a mate, tempting fate
We first met through a shared view, she loved me and I did too
It's now 7:50 getting ready better be nifty
Do my hair quickly, step out it's cloudy
Mate bells me to borrow money, I got two Henry's and a dealer to pay
Call up on geezers to rid these green trees of my reeking jeans
Got a you think I care outglaring geezers stares
I'm here and I'm there
Couldn't see past the end of my beer
What was getting near, all the silence after the cheers

She said meet me at the gates
Don't be late, but pretty soon the day came for change
And I was glad she never walked away
So Im choosing what to wear, doing my hair with an hour to spare
When my life went pear, she'd been there with a thick stare
Big wheel climed to the top, geezer scares bounced off
Standing at the top of this huge mountain, smiling and shouting
Spring flowers sprouting, not one inch of doubt in my mind as I reached the gates
Came round the corner at a rate
Risked her love but Im gonna set things straight
Never again am I gonna be late
Never again am I gonna be late
Never again am I gonna be late

I said meet me at the gates
Leave now don't be late
I waited for a while listening to her voicemail, mind set sail
Then the facts turned me pale, wind rain and hail
My fears unveiled, for my fair female
She'd walked away, too little too late
I step up the pace, walk past the gates, rain runs over my face
Spirit falls from grace
I purchase a hazy escape at the alcohol place in the chase
Sat down I got a fat frown
Weaping and drowning my senses
For this love game's expensive
I walk in a trance
Gort a wounded soldier stance
The everyday geezers stares throw me off balance
Now nothing holds significance
And nothing holds relavance
'Cause the only thing I can see is her elagance

[morse]

Turn left up the street
Nothing but grey concrete and dead beats
Grab something to eat
Maccy D's or KFC
Only one choice in the city
Done voice in my pity now lets get to the nitty gritty
Tune reminds me of my first e
Like unique still sixteen and feelin horny
Point to the sky feel free
A sea of people all equal smiles in front and behind me
Swim in the deep blue sea cornfields sway lazily
All smiles all easy where you from, what you on and what's your story
Mesmerizing tones risin pianos this is my zone so stop clonin
Pick paper scissors or stone
Coz me and you are same i known you all my life i don't know your name
The names European Bob sorted anyway
Gonna have dance now see you later please to meet you
Likewise a pleasure

We were just standin there mindin our own
And it went on and on
We all smile we all sing
The weak become heroes then the stairs align
We all sing we all sing all sing

We were just standin there mindin our own
And it went on and on
We all smile we all sing
The weak become heroes then the stairs align
We all sing we all sing all sing

The night slowly fades and goes slow motion
All the commotion becomes floatin emotions
Same piano loops over
Arms wave eyes roll back and jaws fall open
I see in soft focus
Chattin to this bloke in the toilets
Dizzy new heights blinded by the lights
These people are for life its all back to his place at the end of the night
They could settle wars with this
If only they will imagine the worlds leaders on pills then imagine the mornin after
Wars causing disaster don't talk to me i don't know ya
But this aint tommorow and for now i still love ya
Hours fly over sail round diamonds and pearls never seen so many fit girls
Discover new worlds look at my watch can't focus
Last two hours i lost every move fills me with lust
All of life's problems i just shake off
Mad little events happen things map out and a few blue maddens alight the toilets
Big beefy bouncers out to reveal us geezers on e's and first timers kids on whizz darlins on
Charlie
All come together for this party
All races many faces from places you never heard of
Where you from what's your name and what you want
Sing to the words flex to the fat one
The tribal drums the sun's risin we all smile we all sing

We were just standin there mindin our own
And it went on and on
We all smile we all sing
The weak become heroes then the stairs align
We all sing we all sing all sing

We were just standin there mindin our own
And it went on and on
We all smile we all sing
The weak become heroes then the stairs align
We all sing we all sing all sing

Then the girl in the café taps me on the shoulder
I realize five years went by I'm older
Memories smoulder winters colder
But that same piano loops over and over and over
The road shines and the rain washes away
The same Chinese takeaway selling **** in a tray
It's dark all round I walk down same sight same sounds new beats though
Solid concrete under my feet
No surprises no treats the world stands still as my mind sloshes round
The washing up bowl in my crown
My life's been up and down since i walked from that crowd

We were just standin there mindin our own
And it went on and on
We all smile we all sing
The weak become heroes then the stairs align
We all sing we all sing all sing

We were just standin there mindin our own
And it went on and on
We all smile we all sing
The weak become heroes then the stairs align
We all sing we all sing all sing

[morse]

That's it
Turn the page on the day, walk away
'Cause they're sensing what I say
I'm 45th generation Roman
But I don't know 'em
Or care when I'm spitting
So return to your sitting position and listen it's fitting
I'm miles ahead and they chase me
Show yer face on TV, then we'll see
You're can't do half, my crew laughs
At yer rhubarb and custard verses
Yer rain down curses but I'm waving,
Yer hearse is driving by
Streets riding high, with the beats in the sky
All stare, eyes glazed
Garage burnt down, the fire raged
For 40 days and in 40 ways
But through the blaze they see it fade
The sea of black, the beaming heat on their faces
Their figure emerges from the wasteage
Eyes transfixed with a piercing gaze
One hand clutching a sword raised to the sky
They wonder how, they wonder why
The sky turns white it all becomes clear
They felt lifted from their fears
They shed tears in the light
After 6 dark years
Young bold soldiers, the fire burns
Cracks and smoulders
5 years older and wiser
The fires are burning on fire, never tire
Slave warriors in the forests and on higher
We sing, hear the strings rising
The war's over, the bells ring
Memories fading, soldiers slaying
Looks like Geezers raving
The hazy fog over the bull ring,
The lazy ways the birds sing
A new babys born every day
Few men may be spoilt today
But look at things the other way
Cos it may well be yer final day
And then the crowds roar they slay, they all say
I produce this using only my bare wit
Gimme a jungle a garage beat and admit defeat,
Use war and past injury as my metaphor and simile
Get all applications into before the deadline
Cos it's a fine line between strife or crime
And a life of crime
But you will reach the day, and it's all mine
You can take it or leave, I shake
And reveal stage tricks like Jimi Hendrix
In the afterlife Gladiators meet their maker
Thrown through the wind fields and lakes of Bluewater
To the next life from the fortress
Away from the knives and slaughter
To their wives and daughters
Once more before the law judges over all of us
Cos in this place you'll see me
Brace yourself, cos this goes deep
I'll show you the secrets the sky and the birds
Actions speak louder than words
Stand by me my apprentice
Be brave, Clench fists.

[morse]

http://www.lostinbeta.com/news/images/emoticons/pissed.gif

[morse]

did you ever think of me as your best friend
and did i ever think of you
i'm not complaining
i never tried to feel--
i never tried to feel this vibration
i never tried to reach--
i never tried to reach your eden
did i ever think of you as my enemy
and did you ever think of me
i'm complaining
i never tried to feel--
i never tried to feel this vibration
i never tried to reach--
i never tried to reach your eden

[morse]

onging for winter
Longing for cold
Bikeride through the snow
Blinded by darkness
Summer flows to the cemetery slow

Pink versus black
Black versus magenta
This picture of you
Just melts in my agenda
While seasons change you know
Yes, the season change you know
With the flow

Days just shorten
Days just glow
This fire keeps us warm
While this storm will uncover
Our secret place called
The cemetary dawn

Pink versus black
Black versus magenta
This picture of you
Just melts in my agenda
While seasons change you know
Yes, season change you know
( Look left )
With the flow
( Look down )
( Look up )
( Look right )
( You're camouflaged by a wall of blue )
( And turn the world magenta ... )

[thoriphes]

Mmmbop, ba du ba dop
Ba du bop, ba du ba dop
Ba du bop, ba du ba dop
Ba du
Mmmbop, ba du ba dop
Ba du bop, Ba du dop
Ba du bop, Ba du dop
Ba du

[turkey]

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[Surface]

and then i said to the penguin, 'those are my pants'

[Surface]

a pigs orgasm lasts for upto twenty minutes

[Mik3]

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[Mik3]

<marquee direction=down>that's the max 10000 characters of delightful unidigit</marqee>

[Surface]

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[Mik3]

<marquee direction=up>
<marquee direction=up>Fancy yours up SirFace!</marquee>
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[Mik3]

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[Surface]

<marquee direction=left> haah
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<marquee direction=up> lol
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<marquee direction=down> wee
</marquee>
<marquee direction=right> this is fun
</marquee>

[Surface]

what time is it for u ishixp? its 2:55 am here, and im goina go to bed, lol, but i win anyways

[Mik3]

its 12:04 am here
hahah nice marquee skillz

[DariusMonsef]

So there is this post on this other message board. It's about random things. The rules are that you post anything except something that references a previous post. Sometimes these other people on this other site don't listen to those rules.

[Mik3]

intellimousemousemousemousemousemousemousemouseili ketoeatmanytypesoffruitespecialythetastyonesthatbl ahblhaandoslaoslskjdlllsdyouaretryingtoreadthisibe ttoobaditstoohardtoreadwithnospacesnal;sdkjfasandw henalsikeepputtingallthiscrapinbetweenwordslkaksdf asoldikjfasldkfjals

[Soul]

Was that a MARMOT!?!!??!

No?

Oh, nevermind then.

[asphaltcowboy]

Ronseal 5-Year Woodstain: Does exactly what it says on the tin.

[Soul]

...Open your eyes...

[asphaltcowboy]

what are you saying? that I can dodge Aer Lingus planes?

[Soul]

So, it's come to this, 'as it? Ah'm not wanted any longer? Ah worked for thi dad, thi grandad and 'is dad an' all. Ah tell thi what lad, if Ah'd known this job weren't going to be permanent, Ah'd nivver 'ahe tekken it on.

- Soul :s:

[Jubba]

Cake or death?

[thoriphes]

athyn lokig juntal refdeg ut liop vertenex trunga manka ty weghil polink!

[Soul]

I can fly, but I want his wings. I can shine even in the darkness, but I craze the light he brings.

[asphaltcowboy]

I have nothing I want

[Jubba]

namwons

[turkey]

hump

[asphaltcowboy]

the bordeom is almost overpowering

[Surface]

Creamy Milk Chocolate

[nobody]

discontinued

[DariusMonsef]

Could you imagine if "Kirupa" hit just one key over on accident.


This would have been the Ransom forum.

[Voetsjoeba]

Or Flasj MX. Like mine would be Vootshoobah :P

[asphaltcowboy]

Aviators are the way foward

http://shopping.pilotportal.com/productimages/products/3817-300.jpg

[Surface]

why you know?
-i dont?
why not?
-i do
what?
-shut up
HEY!
-ya?
Listen here?
-Your predjust against 'there' arnt you
NO!
-why not?
why would i be
-I said so
what?
-Hey... is that guy over there flamable?
eh... maybe, why?
*Click*

AHHHHHH, you lit him on fire!
-No, you lit him on fire
no i didnt
-yes you did
no i didnt
-yes you did
no i didnt
-Fine, it was the squirrels then
no, it was you
-no, you lit the squirrels on fire, and threw them at that man
no i didnt
-your sick
WHAT!!!

[Voetsjoeba]

who ?
you !
me ?
yes you !
who's me ?
you're you !
no, you're you !
ok then i'm you !
so you're me ?
no ! you're you !
but you just said you're me !
that's because you said who's me first !
but I am me !
yes, and I am you !
how can I be both you and me ?

*someone, continue ... :P*

[DariusMonsef]

Who stole the cookies from the cookie jar?
Who me?

Yes you?

Coulnd't be?

Than who?

Asphalt stole the cookies from the cookie jar.

[Surface]

Im you
your me?
no your me
u just said your me
no i said im you
im me
yes, and im you
who am i
your you
you just said im me
no i said your you
but your you
yes, but im not me
if your not you, who are you
im me, just not me
who am i
your you
but your you!

---someone continue---

[asphaltcowboy]

And unto EthanM, the Lord asphalt did say:

"Check your godd*mn PM!" ;)


Side Note: Surface and Voetsjoeba - the entire point of this thread IS NOT to continue things on from one post to another. you are completely defeating the 'randomness' of this 'randomness' thread. :angry:

[DariusMonsef]

That would be cool if you lived in a concrete jungle.

[Surface]

I have great ideas for new inventions...
like a: "Beer Bottle/Lighter combo"

[Kitiara]

To the world, he is someone.

But to someone, he is the world.

[Surface]

why is making love to dary products illegal

[DariusMonsef]

Why are there no female smilies??

[asphaltcowboy]

we've gotta get out of this place.. if it's the last thing we ever do..

[DariusMonsef]

If we changed hours to be only 40 minutes, we could have 36 hours in a day.

[Surface]

i like chicken, i like liver, meow meow mix, please deliver