Me + Kit...

[Soul]

Me and Kit are hopefully meeting up this Friday :thumb:

As far as I know its the first kirupa meeting? (Excluding if you already know someone in real life lol) :P

:beam:

- Soul :s:

[Jubba]

Soul, bring some mace... or a billy club, just in case Kit gets frisky... ;)

[Soul]

Okay :thumb: I hope shes not a butch 50 year old gas worker from hull called Barry :-\

[kirupa]

A few friends of mine from school post occassionally (Nali, Falex, ThePope), so it won't be the first real-life meeting, but it probably will be the first real-life meeting between people who never knew each other outside of the forums =)

[Soul]

Thats what I mean in my post Kirupa! :P (read the brackets)

- Soul :s:

[Kitiara]

Originally posted by Soul
Okay :thumb: I hope shes not a butch 50 year old gas worker from hull called Barry :-\ I resent that.

I'm not 50. :P :P

[Soul]

Oh right 49! 50 next month right?

- Soul :s:

[Kitiara]

Close enough. :)

[SureShot]

you guys have to take some pictures to prove it :) We wont belive you unless there are pics to prove it!

hahaha

Kit - what's your b/f think of all this... :)

[Soul]

I may sneak a camera :bad:

- Soul :s:

[Kitiara]

Tuknuk - he's in Leicester. :bad:

[Soul]

By the way this meeting is purely business realted :sure:

- Soul :s:

[chris9902]

Originally posted by Kitiara
Tuknuk

sounds like a candy bar... sorry i couldn't hold it back:x

[reverendflash]

http://www.artistalaska.com/images/eskimo.jpg

Tuknuk patiently fishes while he waits...

:beam:

Revhttp://www.aulman.com/rev.gif

[chris9902]

LOL

no ok going back to soul and kit

good luck guys:love:

[chris9902]

although 18 and 24... could it work.... in a business way :sure:

[thoriphes]

i think the closest person to me distance-wise is lava. then there's sen...who only lives in maryland.

[Alex]

Originally posted by reverendflash
http://www.artistalaska.com/images/eskimo.jpg

Tuknuk patiently fishes while he waits...

:beam:

Revhttp://www.aulman.com/rev.gif


ahaha, thats way to funny rev!

Kit, bring your fishing pole :beam: :P

[chris9902]

that was the place with the sniper thing.... i think, whatever happened to them

[Soul]

Of course :beam:

[Kitiara]

Thanks. :beam:

[chris9902]

Originally posted by Alex
ahaha, thats way to funny rev!

Kit, bring your fishing pole :beam: :P

i think soul is bringing his ;)

[Soul]

How rude :P

[Kitiara]

Get your minds out of the gutter. :P

[chris9902]

you love it really :beam:


I do apologise kit

[Alex]

i think we are getting way off track. i wasnt referring to that either...

:P

[chris9902]

i no but it was getting duel and someone had to say it

[Iammontoya]

I have no idea who is near, or far. Well, I know Pom is far from me. I still say we need to have a users forum. How do we finance it? We have a huge training event. Everyone else does it. Why can't we?

[senocular]

Go Soul! Go Soul! Go Soul! Go Soul!
Thats cool you guys are meeting! We need a report no lesss than 24 hours after the event!
:beam:

Ive met up with LIB. That was a meeting.... well I met him, he didnt meet me... well I didnt MEET him per se, but I was very very close to him.... and he MIGHT not have known it was me... or really that anyone was close to him... or that - oh hold up, I have to duck, hes getting up :run:

[Alex]

Sounds like a good idea montoya :)

im up for it.

it would be great to meet everyone.

[chris9902]

yeah right like were all millionaires (sorry about the SP) and can fly to a part of the world to meet up

i have bills as it is

[Alex]

we will send you a post card.

:P :P :P :P

[chris9902]

what a whole one:sigh:

[Soul]

I wanna come!! :beam:

Would it be like a Star Trek convention? Trekkies! Kiruppies! :beam:

- Soul :s:

[chris9902]

may the FLASH be with you

[senocular]

We'll just need to stick to our regions then :-\ You crazy UK-ers can meet with you other crazy UK-ers ;) You crazy west coast USA-ers can meet with you other crazy west coast USA-ers ;) Us brilyent east coast USA-ers can meet up with us other brilyent east coast USA-ers :crazy: and those in the 'other' category can stay and keep an eye on kirupa.com while we're gone :beam:

[chris9902]

us crazy UK-ers :thumb: ..... no wait :angry:

[telekinesis]

I was a few blocks away from edwin last week in Redondo, California and I didn't even know it. . . .

[chris9902]

i wish i was in California:P

[reverendflash]

there's a few of us in the Shakeytown area...

Revhttp://www.aulman.com/rev.gif

[Alex]

i dont think any one lives near me an Mdipi. lol

[chris9902]

i will bet my Left arm no one lives in Southampton

for people who don't no the best example i can give is, it's were the TITANIC left port from.(-:

so as you can see only good stuff comes from here;)

[senocular]

Originally posted by chris9902
i will bet my Left arm no one lives in Southampton

for people who don't no the best example i can give is, it's were the TITANIC left port from.(-:

so as you can see only good stuff comes from here;)

:thumb: ... wait :scream: ... wait :geek:

[chris9902]

whats that all about:sigh:

[asphaltcowboy]

maaaan I missed the whole thread...

i'm glad ;)

[chris9902]

so don't post:P

[asphaltcowboy]

how about, I was joking and fo? :P

;)

[chris9902]

welllllllllllll......:trout:

that told me:)

[morse]

**** you soul and kit, pom and i were going to be first when i go to paris

[morse]

ofcourse pom and i will be a few feet away where soul and kit will be a couple inches away...

[chris9902]

city of love:love:

[asphaltcowboy]

omg.. I just realised.. Soul, you're coming down on Friday!? how long are you staying for? what about work!? what about us?!?! ;)

[chris9902]

do you know kit then

[asphaltcowboy]

not yet... :)

[chris9902]

lol:evil:

[morse]

minaja...


however you spell it

[thoriphes]

everyone on the east coast should meet somewhere. a central point between all of us (mods at least) should be no more than a 4 hours drive (yeesh, that actually is a lot). i know lib is in PA, Jub in NY (?), and sen in MD. i'm going up to jersey this coming weekend so i'll be pretty close to both lib and jubba.

[chris9902]

it would be so weird:)

[chris9902]

Originally posted by morse
minaja...


however you spell it

sorry?:-\

[Alex]

Originally posted by thoriphes
everyone on the east coast should meet somewhere. a central point between all of us (mods at least) should be no more than a 4 hours drive (yeesh, that actually is a lot). i know lib is in PA, Jub in NY (?), and sen in MD. i'm going up to jersey this coming weekend so i'll be pretty close to both lib and jubba.

im up for it. im getting my licence soon. even though im not a mod, im would be glad to meet everyone.

give me 2 months and im in =)

[asphaltcowboy]

Originally posted by thoriphes
everyone on the east coast should meet somewherebut what about everyone 'on da westside?' - sorry, just had to say it ;)
Originally posted by chris9902
it would be so weirdflying to the US to meet lots of people we dont know..? why, yes it would ;)

[chris9902]

i was just talking about meeting up but yes that as well:)

[morse]

Originally posted by morse
minaja...


however you spell it
sound it out

[thoriphes]

Originally posted by Alex
im up for it. im getting my licence soon. even though im not a mod, im would be glad to meet everyone.

give me 2 months and im in =) hey, alex where you at?

and asphalt, i really want to head out to the west coast to meet all y'all, but it would be quite a trip.

[Alex]

im in MA

[chris9902]

asphalt lives in London.... UK

you would have to go west a looooooooooooong way:)

[asphaltcowboy]

lol :) like.. 3/4 of the way (the wrong way) round the world ;)

[chris9902]

:thumb:

[thoriphes]

lol, i forgot he lived out there. there are quite a lot of you who live in England aren't there? there's kit, soul, chris, asphalt, (i know i'm forgetting a few...)

[chris9902]

yeah theres only like 4-8 of us but when kit and soul are here we take ever tread and turn it into a big SPAM Sandwich ;)

[asphaltcowboy]

i aer teh hijack king :beam:

[chris9902]

lol

like now;)

[asphaltcowboy]

eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeexactly. bt it's got to stop....

...for now ;)


night all :beam:

[chris9902]

were do you live in london.... is it on "the getaway":)

[urbanscrawl]

How many of us (usually) live in London village?

I've been out here in Sydney for over half a year now and though it does rock (and it really does), I am beginning to miss my little concrete homestead.

[chris9902]

i will trade if you want, i have a nice big garden and i will give you my dog:trout:

[urbanscrawl]

Really - where do you live? I like dogs. Couldn't eat a whole one though.

[Alex]

ewwwwwww......

[chris9902]

south korea eat dogs, and spiders

[Delsaber]

I iz teh scary! :skull:

I live in good ole Kentuck.. Possibly the most boring place on Earth!

Good luck with the meeting though. Have fun. :love:

[asphaltcowboy]

Originally posted by chris9902
were do you live in london.... is it on "the getaway":) lool! of course it's not. it would be such a boring game if it included greater london ;)

[mlk]

now that i come to think about it - im alone :*( :*( :*( - i hate the alps - and paris is one helluva trip to go to... And it's too crowded :trout: ...
Well will do a video conf for the one who miss the meeting...

anyway - what's it gonna be like ? G33kmeeting - boyscoutlike - marshmallows around a fire-like - bbq evening-like ? Smoking joints-like ? or simply philosophin' bout flash ???:geek:

[Kitiara]

My my, this thread has rocketed whilst I was asleep. :)

There's actually a fair few UK people here, some in England, some in Scotland and a few Irish as well. Not sure if we have any Welsh though. :)

[TOOL]

good luck for the meeting

If everyone in kirupaforums were to meet everyone else... I would be the guy hiding in the corner...

:ninja:

[asphaltcowboy]

Originally posted by Kitiara
My my, this thread has rocketed whilst I was asleep. :)isn't that always the way? :)
Originally posted by Kitiara
There's actually a fair few UK people hereyeah, but I'm the only one worth mentioning ;)

[Kitiara]

Modest as always, I see. :)

[asphaltcowboy]

but of course ;)

*graceful bow*

[Soul]

Hello :beam:

[Kitiara]

Originally posted by urbanscrawl
How many of us (usually) live in London village?

I've been out here in Sydney for over half a year now and though it does rock (and it really does), I am beginning to miss my little concrete homestead. Whereabouts are you from originally then?

I've lived in Southgate, Hayes and South Norwood, which covers North, West and South London. Never lived in central though - too expensive on my own. :) And East London is not my thang. :)

[Soul]

Yeah Asphalt, coming down on Friday :thumb:

- Soul :s:

[asphaltcowboy]

are you gonna be working then? or tarting about on holiday? ;)

[Soul]

Bit of both. I'm holding auditions

- Soul :s:

[asphaltcowboy]

ooooh yeah. not coming to work for "oi chuuuurchill! could yaou give me a job?" then? :)

[Soul]

Not right now lol, fancy auditioning? Can you act?

- Soul :s:

[Kitiara]

I'm still sorting that out for you two, by the way. :)

Has to go through HR now so they can pay you. :)

[Soul]

Well got to go, I'm a cameraman until 4.30, cya later :beam:

- Soul :s:

[asphaltcowboy]

lol. um.. I dunno.. I once played a liquorice allsort once (it was one of those yellow round ones with the black middle). does that count? ;)

[Kitiara]

Hehe, liquorice allsort. :)

[asphaltcowboy]

Originally posted by Soul
Not right nowkit, exactly what are you sorting out for Soul? cause I dont think he's gonna turn up ;)

[Kitiara]

Work experience. :) At some point later in the holidays. :)

[asphaltcowboy]

I was also Mowgli in the Jungle Book, complete with red pants (though I got to wear a vert as well :)). Um.. I'm sure I played a poor orphan child in the Victorian times.. of and I also played a flunky once. I managed to announce 'Princess Richard' instead of 'Prince' - my best friend (playing the dear ol' Prince) was not impressed.

thats all my acting experience I think.. (right up until I was about 12 lol) :)

[asphaltcowboy]

Originally posted by Kitiara
Work experience. :) At some point later in the holidays. :) ooooh ok :thumb:

right.. time for my daily dose of lunch and neighbours goodness I think ;)

[Kitiara]

Originally posted by asphaltcowboy
I was also Mowgli in the Jungle Book, complete with red pants (though I got to wear a vert as well :)). Um.. I'm sure I played a poor orphan child in the Victorian times.. of and I also played a flunky once. I managed to announce 'Princess Richard' instead of 'Prince' - my best friend (playing the dear ol' Prince) was not impressed.

thats all my acting experience I think.. (right up until I was about 12 lol) :) Hehe... I did Lady Macbeth in my Theatre Studies A Level, though it was impossible to keep a straight face, since the guy playing Macbeth used to be a right comedian... :)

[SureShot]

All us Canadains that live in Ontario shoudl meet up too!

You can get to a central part of Ontario in like 4 hours so it should be no problem... prolly even less.

---------------------

Kit - just cause your man's away doesnt mean you have to go steppin' out on him ya know.... :)

[Luigifan]

where you meeting? near soul (north) or kit (south)?

:m:

[Kitiara]

London. :)

[asphaltcowboy]

that would be south then? :P

anyway news for any londoners: stay off the ROAD! (driving lesson in a minute ;))

Macbeth? I LOVED studying macbeth at GCSE :)

"O, full of scorpians is my mind dear wife!" :beam:

[Kitiara]

"Out, ****ed spot, out, I say... Here's the smell of blood still. All the perfumes of Arabia will not sweeten this little hand."

See, I even remember some of it. :beam:

This guy had particular trouble with the fight scene at the end... His best mate was playing the bloke who has to run in and say "The Queen is dead my Lord" or something, and they couldn't do it without cracking up. Every time they looked at each other they just fell about laughing. :) It got to a point where he took two steps onto the stage before collapsing in hysterics. :)

In the end, the teacher made them skip over it until the actual performance. :P

I'm even laughing now, remembering that. :P

[asphaltcowboy]

"When shall we three meet again?"
"In thunder, lightning or in rain?"
"When the hurly_burly's...

etc :beam: hehe, my teacher was great.. he was so... 'dramatic' (y'know what I mean? :)) we used to do some high quality actin-out bits.. we'd take the piss sooo much :beam:

oh, word to the londoners again, dont worry, you're actually safe til 4 - got the times wrong ;)

[grimdeath]

I think im the only person in puerto rico that gets on this great forum, so does that makes me the smartest Puerto Rican in the world or the most craziest one??? I really dont know rotflmao

[Kitiara]

Drama teachers are always eccentric. :) Every single one I've been taught by was loopy. I think it's written into the job description. :P

[asphaltcowboy]

Originally posted by grimdeath
I think im the only person in puerto rico that gets on this great forum, so does that makes me the smartest Puerto Rican in the world or the most craziest one??? I really dont know rotflmao well thats the deepest thing I've ever heard.

kit: you shoulda met our techer! lol! He was head of drama but did english as well.. and eccentric isnt the word ;)

[grimdeath]

is that deep in a good or bad way?? lol

[asphaltcowboy]

I'm sorry, I cannot divulge such information ;)

[grimdeath]

Ok either way its still is the same to me lol

[lava]

Originally posted by kirupa
A few friends of mine from school post occassionally (Nali, Falex, ThePope), so it won't be the first real-life meeting, but it probably will be the first real-life meeting between people who never knew each other outside of the forums =)

Kirupa and I are going to meet up in January, or maybe sometime before that...

[fester8542]

Originally posted by grimdeath
I think im the only person in puerto rico that gets on this great forum, so does that makes me the smartest Puerto Rican in the world or the most craziest one??? I really dont know rotflmao

Maybe close :beam:

The smartest Puerto Rican in the world is this kid Miaeo I used to hang out with. He is smart because he learned not to come over my house anymore because I am inches from beating the life out of him.

He is one of those kids that always comes over to a party without beer or anything. Or invite you out to a bar to find out he dont have any loot on him.

grrrr.....

[grimdeath]

rotflmao well im not a cheap Puertorican, beers and pool tables are on me :beam:

[thediablo]

Lets meet at my country, and eat some tacos.

:D

i think i never gonna meet any kirupians :P.

[asphaltcowboy]

ye... lucky bugger ;)

[thediablo]

:crazy:

[asphaltcowboy]

heheheh

*runs from kit, soul and the inevitable flamage* ;)

[Soul]

:P

[asphaltcowboy]

dont worry, I am actually going now.
gotta go shopping - it's my brother's birthday tomorrow...

so.. off to lakeside to be dragged round numerous rubbish shops and the occasional (and obviously overpriced) good one.

Talking of Lakeside, I have a joke (ok, generally only british/londoners will get it.. but.. whatthehey :)):

Q. What's an essex girl's favourite wine?















A. Take me to lakeside! take me to lakeside!

:beam:

catch you lot later ;)

[VisualAid]

I must say MAnchester is teh best UK town :thumb:

or maybe London

:sigh:

[Soul]

Manchester ha!

York :P

[Kitiara]

Lakeside? Pffftt! You want to be going to Bluewater, mate. :) Much better than Lakeside. :)

[Soul]

London for the first time! I'm gonna get lost :P

- Soul :s:

[asphaltcowboy]

if you need any help soul, just gimme a ring ;)

kit: well been to bluewater once or twice.. it was ok I guess..

ugh, I just had the worst shopping experience of my life. it was even worse than a normal trip to lakeside. not to mention the fact that I have no money and we wandered around looking for... I dont know what. argh! the hordes of peroxide blondes with accents that can freeze your blood was almost too much!

*faints*

:)

[Kitiara]

Oi, I have an accent like that! :P

And bleached blonde hair too. Oops, I've turne into an Essex girl... :P

[asphaltcowboy]

nooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo oooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo oooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo oooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo oooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo oooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo ooooooooooooooooooo!

:beam:

[asphaltcowboy]

though, apparently, essex girls are now "cool"... god helps us all ;)

[Kitiara]

What? They're cool now? Who on earth said that? It's got to be a 3am descision, that one...

Technically of course though I'm a Chatham Girl, which is probably even worse. :P

[asphaltcowboy]

really? :*(

;)

tbh... I have no experience of Chatham whatsoever.. :)

[telekinesis]

"essex"
"Chatham"

What are these words that you aliens say?

[Kitiara]

Trust me, this is a good thing. :) Chatham is an absolute dive...

Daaaan... :sure:

Essex is a county in Southern England, famed for blondes with big ****, short skirts and no brains. Chatham is a town in Kent, with a similar reputation. :)

[asphaltcowboy]

I'll take your word for it!

(good luck Soul ;) ;))

[asphaltcowboy]

would "Daaaaaan" be me, telekinesis or "down" said in a Chatham accent? I aer teh confused ;)

[asphaltcowboy]

Originally posted by Kitiara
Trust me, this is a good thing. :) Chatham is an absolute dive...

Daaaan... :sure:

Essex is a county in Southern England, famed for blondes with big ****, short skirts and no brains. Chatham is a town in Kent, with a similar reputation. :) the list goes on tbh... :)

[Kitiara]

Any of the above. :P In this case I was referring to Telekinisis never having heard of Essex. :)

Although "down" is pronounced "daahn". :)

[telekinesis]

Originally posted by Kitiara
Essex is a county in Southern England, famed for blondes with big ****, short skirts and no brains. Chatham is a town in Kent, with a similar reputation. :)I think I am in :love:

Where can I find this so called places called Essex and Chatham? ;)

just kidding, i know i am going to get flame pm's from females all over the forum :P

[asphaltcowboy]

no no, it's clearly "daaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaahn" :)

[asphaltcowboy]

Originally posted by telekinesis
I think I am in :love:

Where can I find this so called places called Essex and Chatham? ;)

just kidding, i know i am going to get flame pm's from femals all over the forum :P loool trust me m8. you do not under any circumstance want to go/be there. TRUST ME! the bad points far faaaaaaaaaar outweigh any good points (where are the good point btw? ;))

****.. you just edited your post! either way... it's a slippery slope... :P

[Soul]

*is a Dan to* :P

Dan, anyone can be in with an essex girl lol, not that I have, honest :sure:

- Soul :s:

[Kitiara]

Essex girls are like, a laughing stock. :)

[asphaltcowboy]

god they annoy me.. :)

[Soul]

But they're easy! So thats all that matters! :P:P

- Soul :s:

[asphaltcowboy]

omg.. no! :-\

you've clearly never been near any of them before ;)

[Soul]

Asphalt you gonna come see me on Friday?

You know where Riverside Studios is?

- Soul :s:

[telekinesis]

I'll see you there in 5 minutes!

*prepares telekinetic teleporter*

( i love the prefix tele- ) :thumb: :P

[asphaltcowboy]

riverside studios!?! that's where they shot TFI Friday!! w00t!

I supppose I could come and see you on Friday ;) Actually, that might tie in quite nicely with some stuff I've gotta do in central london ;) where are the studios though? and do you really want me to come.. and what are you doing there?

questions questions questions :beam:

[Soul]

Correct :)

Hammersmith

Auditions

You can come for a chat :)

- Soul :s:

[asphaltcowboy]

a chat eh? ;)

will I have to do anything?
if you're gonna be busy, I'd dont wanna get in the way :)

[telekinesis]

Soul is a p0rno producer and he is looking for new talent, that is why he needs you for auditions. . . .

:P

[asphaltcowboy]

well, yeah, I know.. i'm sure i'd be great tbh.. as long as it doesnt involve essex girls ;) ;)

soul, get on msn and we can 'chat' about it :beam:

[telekinesis]

tbh?

[asphaltcowboy]

to be honest (obviously :P)

[telekinesis]

f u (obvious too) ;)

[asphaltcowboy]

rofl, ya big girl ;)

[telekinesis]

Originally posted by asphaltcowboy
rofl, ya big girl ;)

actually it would be cool to be a chick, i would so be a hardcore lesbian. . . . .in case any of you wanted to know :P

[morse]

lol

[Alex]

Originally posted by telekinesis
actually it would be cool to be a chick, i would so be a hardcore lesbian. . . . .in case any of you wanted to know :P


HAHAHAHAHAHHA:trout: :trout: :trout: :trout:

[asphaltcowboy]

Originally posted by telekinesis
. . . . .in case any of you wanted to know :P thanks! *makes a note*

mornin' everyone ;)

[Kitiara]

Originally posted by telekinesis
actually it would be cool to be a chick, i would so be a hardcore lesbian. . . . .in case any of you wanted to know :P Hehe... :P It is cool being a girl. :) But I'm not as sure about the lesbian thing. :P

Soul - told you people would know Riverside. :beam:

[asphaltcowboy]

stereotypical hardcore lesbians = fat middle-aged women with army-crop haircuts... and boots. big boots. *applies image to telekinesis* hmmm... interesting.... *averts eyes* :sigh:

[asphaltcowboy]

Originally posted by Kitiara
Soul - told you people would know Riverside. :beam: no, no, it's just because I'm cool y'see ;)

[Kitiara]

I used to work there. :beam:

Always used to sneak in to watch bands rehearse for Top of the Pops. :)

[asphaltcowboy]

Stereophonics was it, iirc? ;)

[Kitiara]

God, Kelly Jones... Don't get me started on him. :) I saw the new Phonics video on MTV last night and he looks soooo hot in that. :beam:

Yeah, saw them, D12, Eminem, Manics... Loads of cool groups. :)And a couple of really rubbish ones. When Blue turned up the place was mobbed. Pfft. :sure:

[asphaltcowboy]

Originally posted by Kitiara
God, Kelly Jones... Don't get me started on him. :)ok, i won't ;)

so anyway, what's all this riverside marlarkey? are you going kit?

[Kitiara]

Yep. :)

[asphaltcowboy]

*hops on a tube* :)

have you got any details? Soul is being crap! :P

[Kitiara]

Well he's the only one that knows when the actors are turning up, so I can't help there. I reckon we should be there for most of the afternoon though. :)

[asphaltcowboy]

right... :confused: ;)

[TOOL]

What are you guys doing? You are all meeting up but what's with the actors etc? :q:

[asphaltcowboy]

lord knows ;)

well.. I do too :) some craziness of Soul's design :P

[TOOL]

Soul's design of what? Is he starring in a small time movie or something?

[asphaltcowboy]

Originally posted by TOOL
Soul's design of what? craziness. :P

[TOOL]

lol am I allowed to see the final version of his "craziness" ?

[asphaltcowboy]

*shrugs* I dunno, ask him :P

[TOOL]

Oh your Soulness, am I allowed to see the final version of this so called craziness? :P

[asphaltcowboy]

btw Soul, I'm not auditioning right? ;)

[Soul]

Originally posted by TOOL
Is he starring in a small time movie or something?
Making one :beam:

- Soul :s:

[asphaltcowboy]

indeed, he is a world famous direeeeect0r <- must be said like that btw :P

are you gonna gimme some details Soul or what? :)

[Soul]

Let me sort out my days schedule so then I can see when I've got some free time to see you :thumb:

Later tonight

- Soul :s:

[asphaltcowboy]

'let me sort out my day's schedule' - how very... 'famous direeeeect0r' - now that you're some big-shot direeeeect0r, I just get ignored? just... put off until you can 'find time to see me' eh?

right thats it! it's either me or the career! :P

;)

[telekinesis]

Originally posted by TOOL
Is he starring in a small time movie or something? Yes, they call them ****o flicks. Short films. . . . .

:P

[asphaltcowboy]

indeed... time to think up a p0rno name! :beam:

[Kitiara]

Oh God... :sure:

[asphaltcowboy]

didn't you realise kit? that's why he's been wanting to meet you for so long ;)

[Soul]

Sandy Warren

[asphaltcowboy]

lool :)

[Soul]

Kit is Bubbles Archer

[Kitiara]

Hehe... Bubbles. :love:

[asphaltcowboy]

*avoids making a pun about blowing bubbles* ;)

[fester8542]

DIRTY

[Kitiara]

Actually isn't your p0rn star name the name of your first pet and the street where you live?

In which case I would be... Uh oh, Honey Wakeley. :P

[Soul]

First pet and Mothers maiden name I think. I made mine up though :beam:

- Soul :s:

[asphaltcowboy]

Muffin Parsonage rofl :P
EDIT: or Muffin Goodhand :stunned:

fester: lol, you know you love it ;)

[fester8542]

I do...I just feel bad for Kit....ha ha

I thought it was your middle name and the street you live on

[Soul]

Haha hey Muffin ;)

You're first film would be...

'Love Muffin'
Starring Muffin Parsonage :beam:

- Soul :s:

[Kitiara]

In that case it's Honey Harrison for me. :)

[asphaltcowboy]

lol soul ;)

oooh Honey Harrison.. now that's quite viable ;)

[Soul]

Oooo illiteration is always good in p0rn ;)

[fester8542]

Which if that was the case it would go as follows....

Eugene Maple
Eugene Playstead
Eugene Lancelot


Yeah...thats right my middle name is eugene! First person to crack a joke looses a testicle!

:beam:

[asphaltcowboy]

Originally posted by Soul
Haha hey Muffin ;)

You're first film would be...

'Love Muffin'
Starring Muffin Parsonage :beam:

- Soul :s: I can see him forming a story in his head already :P easy tiger! ;)

[Soul]

Even if its Kit? :P

[Kitiara]

Originally posted by fester8542
Yeah...thats right my middle name is eugene! First person to crack a joke looses a testicle!

:beam: It's safe for me to make a joke then? :beam:

Hmmm, Honey Harrison <i>does</i> sound worryingly viable. :P

[fester8542]

Originally posted by Soul
Even if its Kit? :P

Ummm....or an ovary!

lol

[Soul]

Ewww lol :P:P

[Kitiara]

Eek. :stunned:

[fester8542]

mmmmmmm ovaries

[asphaltcowboy]

what was it you said? oh yeah...
Originally posted by fester8542
DIRTY :P

[Soul]

Please enlighten me fester, how would you remove Kits ovary without actually operating in a hospital? Do you have a special technique?

- Soul :s:

[thoriphes]

there are actually rules to the **** business?

so sad our world is...

:P

[Kitiara]

Originally posted by Soul
Please enlighten me fester, how would you remove Kits ovary without actually operating in a hospital? Do you have a special technique?

- Soul :s: I do, it's "run like hell". :P

[asphaltcowboy]

of course there arent actual rules.. well.. except pull out befor-

;)

[Soul]

I wouldn't :P

[fester8542]

Originally posted by Soul
Please enlighten me fester, how would you remove Kits ovary without actually operating in a hospital? Do you have a special technique?

- Soul :s:

Have you ever seen Indiana Jones and the temple of doom? How that guy says a few chants and then just rips that dudes heart of of his chest?

Something like that.

Or I could jest use my trusty old machette.

[asphaltcowboy]

/me thinks we should get back to talking about pr0n. its the best alternative we have compared to ovary removal techniques :P

[fester8542]

agreed :)

[Soul]

Haha :beam:

So whos watched any recently? Kit?

- Soul :s:

[Kitiara]

Debbie Does Dallas? That was amusing. :)

[asphaltcowboy]

lol. I might have seen some recently :P

[asphaltcowboy]

oh, kit.. change of hair style? no, no innuendo plz! ;)

[Kitiara]

Yep, reworked my mini-mod so my hair wasn't in pigtails. :beam:

[asphaltcowboy]

*slaps self*

[Kitiara]

The pigtails were a mental aberration on my part. :)

[Soul]

Don't slap her! :bad:

[asphaltcowboy]

I didnt! :P

asphalt: :trout:

[telekinesis]

Originally posted by asphaltcowboy
*slap* We have another Jason Kidd on our hands. . . .

[asphaltcowboy]

eh?

[Kitiara]

Who?

[Soul]

Grrr don't edit you're posts to make me look stupid assfalt :P

He slapped you kit! Then edited it!

- Soul :s:

[asphaltcowboy]

I did not! I was making it clear to teh thickos that I was obviously slapping myself! ;) I'll have you know that I'd never EVER hit a woman :P (mostly cos they'd beat me up afterwards ;))

[Kitiara]

:trout:

Have at thee. :)

[telekinesis]

http://espn.go.com/nba/columns/hughes/1039315.html

[asphaltcowboy]

er! please dont compare me to such animals, ta :P ;)

[Kitiara]

Ah, right... Weird foreign sports. :)

[telekinesis]

Originally posted by Kitiara
Ah, right... Weird foreign sports. :) America owns UK when it comes to absketball. . . .

[asphaltcowboy]

no sh*t? ;)

[Kitiara]

Do we even play it?

[Soul]

UK owns America when it comes to Plaggball. :thumb:




(I didn't make it up, play along english!)

- Soul :s:

[asphaltcowboy]

yes kit we do (London Towers etc)

UK owns America at.. football? cricket? croquet? :P

[Kitiara]

No, we <i>are</i> crap at cricket...

I'm trying to think of any good footballers that are American... All I can come up with are Casey Keller of Spurs and Joe Max Moore... I think we rate better in this department.

As well as the Plaggball thing, yeah. :) Used to play that in PE all the time. :sure:

[telekinesis]

Yes, of course, the non-manly sports. . . .just kidding, but really, who cares about football (soccer), we would own you at American Football, the one with pads and organization!

;) :P

[asphaltcowboy]

kit: we maybe sh*t at cricket, but I bet we'd beat the yanks ;)

tele: lol.. non-manly sports? american football = pads :P what about rugby then? :P

[telekinesis]

What about Rage in the Cage fighting, a real sport. . . .

Does the UK even have boxing channels? :P

[asphaltcowboy]

we have boxing.. we dont have channels devoted to it though.. that's just sad ;)

and look what I noticed:

[Clayman]

i live in Sacramento, CA, anyone from this area?:)
-spets