100 Biiiiillion Posts!

[asphaltcowboy]

ok.. only 1000, but.. w00t anyway! :thumb:

so does my mod status come in the post or what? ;)

[Soul]

*pokes asphalt*

[asphaltcowboy]

yes dear? ;)

[Soul]

;)

[Kitiara]

<b>*Shakes head*</b>

[Soul]

Jealous? :P:P

[Niann]

Nice :)

Cheers!
-Niann

[asphaltcowboy]

of course she is. I'm hot :P

[Kitiara]

Originally posted by Soul
Jealous? :P:P **** right I am... :bad:

[asphaltcowboy]

d*mn I take it? ;)

[NaliWarCow]

http://www.kirupa.com/me/images/spam2_bg.gif

[asphaltcowboy]

lol! sounds interesting! kirupa flavour huh? heeeey... come to think of it... has anyone seen kirupa about lately? ;) :P

thanks but I'll stick to regular spam thanks! (fried spam is sooo nice ;))

[mdipi]

yeah saw him online i think...wait, no i didnt, and he ALWAYS is online

[asphaltcowboy]

missed the d*mn joke again ;)

I'm wasted on you guys! I should be doing stand-up or something :)

[Kitiara]

Or something. Definitely or something. :P

[Soul]

I got it :P Tasty :beam:

[asphaltcowboy]

like.. broadwaaaay! *breaks into song* :P

[asphaltcowboy]

Originally posted by Soul
I got it :P Tasty :beam: yeah, but did you only get it cos I said? :P

[Soul]

No :sure:

[asphaltcowboy]

lies. d*mned lies! :P

[chris9902]

a laugh a minute with you guys

.... well 3 minutes buy the time you have typed your joke :smirk:

[Kitiara]

They've studied under the Master, of course. :sure:

[chris9902]

sounds like they want...... i'm not even going there ;)

[asphaltcowboy]

"I've been waiting for you Kitiara. We meet again, at last. The circle is now complete; when I left you, I was but the learner, now I am the master."

:P

[Kitiara]

Hang on, this means I get killed. I'm not standing for that...

[asphaltcowboy]

yeah! plz! we'll lose all the dramatic effect otherwise.. just hold still.. this won't hurt a bit.. remember.. you get to become more powerful than I can possibly imagine ;)

*dodgy lightsaber sound effect*

there. was going for the 'choppy' look ;)

[Soul]

:love: Kit

[chris9902]

LOL

when was the last time someone said "this means i get killed" and then you say "yes please" :crazy:

[Kitiara]

I don't know. I kind of like myself all in one piece as it happens.

Luke, I am your... No hang on, wrong script, sorry... <b>*Ducks*</b>

:love: Soul too. :beam:

[asphaltcowboy]

"yes. please get killed. you gotta! you just gotta" *puppy-dog eyes*

[asphaltcowboy]

http://www.student.smsu.edu/s/san232s/hardfunnypics/attentionwhorelegovader-PHoS.jpg

[chris9902]

you can't... because then Soul will have to find a real girl freind ;)

[Kitiara]

Now there's an idea for my stop motion battle entry... :evil:

<b>*Goes out and buys lots of Star Wars lego and sets up the Clone Wars*</b>

[asphaltcowboy]

you know you love it ;)

[chris9902]

LOL *shakes head* that film was crap

[Kitiara]

It was better than Phantom Menace.

Mind you, I've seen DFS adverts that were better than Phantom Menace, so thats not saying much.

[chris9902]

what about the churchill ads....

ok, ok don't answer that :smirk:

[asphaltcowboy]

lool @ DFS! :beam:

[Soul]

Oooooooooh yes

[Kitiara]

Chris, don't make me mad, boy... :evil:

[asphaltcowboy]

the churchill ads are the greatest! in fact, I just saw the singing one again the other day.. I'd forgotten about that one ;)

"Nodding Talking, Financially Rewarding, Living Dog?" or something ;)

Am I right Kit? (I'm sure sings it on her way to work ;))

[chris9902]

good job i am in southampton

anyway what was this thread all about

the English have taken it over and now it's just spam

[chris9902]

Originally posted by asphaltcowboy


Am I right Kit? (I'm sure sings it on her way to work ;))

yeah i can see that :smirk:

[Soul]

The technical term is 'Englished' :beam:

[Kitiara]

I don't sing. I can't sing.

Me singing sounds like a cat being dragged backwards through somewhere a cat should not be dragged. :sure:

I think it's something like that Living Dog thing. I know it's awful...

[chris9902]

Originally posted by Soul
The technical term is 'Englished' :beam:

Slowly the power shifts

[asphaltcowboy]

Originally posted by chris9902
the English have taken it over and now it's just spam what are you talking about? it's been Englished all the way.. the entire thread was spam about spam ;) d'oh! get with it chris.. I mean really :beam:

[chris9902]

Originally posted by Kitiara
Me singing sounds like a cat being dragged backwards through somewhere a cat should not be dragged. :sure:


come on it can't sound that good :smirk:

[chris9902]

Originally posted by asphaltcowboy
what are you talking about? it's been Englished all the way.. the entire thread was spam about spam ;) d'oh! get with it chris.. I mean really :beam:

i jumped in on page 2 and since me post i have read the whole thing

;)

[Kitiara]

Originally posted by chris9902
come on it can't sound that good :smirk: True. It's worse. :)

[Soul]

I think the english are taking over actually, theres loads of regular english recently!! :beam:

- Soul :s:

[chris9902]

Originally posted by Kitiara
True. It's worse. :)

keep it up and You’ll the next pop idol :thumb:

[asphaltcowboy]

I can sing pretty well :)

ye, we english.. the resistance!!

[chris9902]

Originally posted by asphaltcowboy
resistance!!

were the greatest nation on Earth:hat:

[Soul]

*bored*

[Alex]

Originally posted by asphaltcowboy
ok.. only 1000, but.. w00t anyway! :thumb:

so does my mod status come in the post or what? ;)


its not that easy....



:P

[asphaltcowboy]

you must be joking? ;)

[asphaltcowboy]

surely? :P

[Alex]

just remember that post counts dont matter. :)

its how much you help that really counts.

:)

[asphaltcowboy]

lol! I was joking :)

though, it would be cool to be a mod... and I do help! kinda ;)

[reverendflash]

http://media.hormel.com/anm_pr/images/spam%20press%20kit/spamburgerWEB.jpg

Revhttp://www.aulman.com/rev.gif

[Soul]

Rev and your d*mn pics :P:P

[asphaltcowboy]

so behind the times rev :P

;)

[asphaltcowboy]

cmon guys, we're only 99999999937 posts away from our target ;)

[Alex]

Target? what target?

:)

http://home.usc.edu/isd/publications/networker/97-98/Nov_Dec_97/spam_king-title.gif

http://home.usc.edu/isd/publications/networker/97-98/Nov_Dec_97/spam_king.gif


:P :P :P :P

[asphaltcowboy]

Originally posted by Alex
Target? what target?I sincerely hope you're not serious ;)

[chris9902]

didn't we go through this :sure:

[elion]

Cookies!

[elion]

Ice cream!

[Alex]

spammer :P

[elion]

Other yummy stuff! :beam:

[elion]

Well there -are- supposed to be a 100 billion posts, arent there? :sigh:

[Voetsjoeba]

Woooo, look at me *draws attention* -- *does a twirly dance* :P

99999999928 now :P

[elion]

TURKEYS!!!!!!!!!!!!!1111111111

[elion]

How can there be 100 billion posts if no one is posting? :crazy:

[asphaltcowboy]

[frankenstein-esque scene]

omg! what have I done! what have I DONE?!

*screams*

[thunder, lightning]

(camera pans back and upwards)

[rain, falling through the hole in the roof]

(fade to black)

[elion]

:hat:...

[elion]

BEHOLD MY MIGHTY COOKIE!

[elion]

My lamp! :pirate:

[asphaltcowboy]

oooook...

*unsubscribes from thread*

*buries thread in middle of haunted forest, hoping no one will ever find it*

[elion]

*Finds the thread* Yarr! :pirate:

[asphaltcowboy]

Someone close this please :-\

If you're gonna spam, you could at least make it funny spam :(

[Clown Staples]

i have that lamp too

[Alex]

Some one please close this thread.

[asphaltcowboy]

lol

[kirupa]

http://www.kirupa.com/me/images/laptopspam.gif
That picture looks familiar, I wonder who could have created that? :)

Cheers!
Kirupa :thumb: