E.V.I.L. wanna join us?

[TheOrangeOne]

um..... Myself and a few othe kirupians have decided to be evil (in a nice way :evil: )

anyone wanna join us? We not talking about true evil, but we more kinda talking about the comical evil. Kinda like "Dr Evil" of austin powers, or Dr Zin ( click here (http://www.rahindeed.com/Zinandniz/Part1/Zin%20Niz%20part%20one.htm) )

you basically have to laugh lot and plot world domination - its not hard! Current E.V.I.L. members are
me
Kajinku
redGolgi
TOOL

wanna join? just say so (and remember to laugh in a nefarious manner)

Cheers! BWAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA! :evil:

Evil Villains of Insane Laughter

[asphaltcowboy]

is there a membership fee?

[TheOrangeOne]

heh heh, not at all! We only want your soul........ ;)

[asphaltcowboy]

oh. that's ok.. do we get a free pen.. maybe one with our name on? :)

[TheOrangeOne]

no.
because we are evil.
Evil does not involve free pens ;)

[Kajinku]

No, you don't get a free pen. And you know why?
BECAUSE WE ARE EVIL!!!

BWAHAHAHAHAHAAAAAA!!!

[asphaltcowboy]

how about a dental plan?

[Kajinku]

Dammit Orange! We got the same evil idea. How evil is that for being EVIL, huh? :evil:

[Kajinku]

Originally posted by asphaltcowboy
how about a dental plan?
Ugh. No free pens, dental plans, snacks, PlayStations, mousepads or whatever! We do organise an anual goat shaving contest though.

[asphaltcowboy]

not even an EVIL dental plan? ;)

[Kajinku]

Hm... we will have to do a meeting about this. Here's your ticket for the goat shaving contest.

*hands over contest ticket - with your name... written in blood!!*

[Voetsjoeba]

You should call it EVILLE (Kirupaville - Evil *mix* Eville) You could then make it like : Evil Villains of Insane Laughter Loving/Leading Evil :P And it adds an extra internet touch E-Ville (eCommerce, ...) huh ?

Ok, or maybe not :P

Just figured, I would be 2E (Evil Eclipse) (2E Studios -> Too Evil Studios) :P I Like the sound of that :P

[LilleMartin]

Whoa... I wanna be evil... That way I can kick the butt of my evil twin and make him be the good twin.

Is that ok?

-M

[Kajinku]

Originally posted by Voetsjoeba
You should call it EVILLE (Kirupaville - Evil *mix* Eville) You could then make it like : Evil Villains of Insane Laughter Loving/Leading Evil :P And it adds an extra internet touch E-Ville (eCommerce, ...) huh ?

Ok, or maybe not :P

Just figured, I would be 2E (Evil Eclipse) (2E Studios -> Too Evil Studios) :P I Like the sound of that :P
Err... hm... well... AARGH! You cannot mess with our mind, you puny human! E.V.I.L.!!

BWAHAHAHAHAAAA!!!


Whoa... I wanna be evil... That way I can kick the butt of my evil twin and make him be the good twin.

Is that ok?
Very. Welcome. :bad: We are more evil than evil itself!
Now laugh! Laugh I tell you!!

BWAHAHAHAHAAAA!!!

[nobody]

Now I'm skeptical about this whole E.V.I.L. shannanigans.
I hear it's great this time of the year, but is it something I'm going to want my 12 year old son to witness? The whole goat's blood thing is making me slightly scared.

[Voetsjoeba]

Err... hm... well... AARGH! You cannot mess with our mind, you puny human! E.V.I.L.!!

Hehehe :evil:

[LilleMartin]

I am terribly evil!!
Hihihihihi

...err... Oops.

I'll try again...
Bwaaaahhhhaaaaaahahaaahahaaa!

There we go. :)

-M

[TOOL]

nice work LilleMartin :thumb:

just to add to the evilness, it is Black Friday and a full moon...

uh fellow E.V.I.L members, how are we going to control the number of new members that join? surely we will lose track of everyone, i suggest to keep it to a small number as when planning something evil, people will notice a large group whereas a small group of extremely evil people will remain un-noticed :evil:

"No one suspects the butterfly..."

MUHAHAHAHAHHAAAARGGGGGGRRRRR

[asphaltcowboy]

I'm beginning to think you're just a second-rate bunch of evil doers ;)

[TOOL]

:!: who are you calling second-rate?!!

[asphaltcowboy]

you just dont have that killer intent mixed with humour and utter incompetance that is sported by the king of evil doers: Dr. Evil! :beam:

"I didnt spend 6 years in Evil Medical School, just to be called MR. Evil!"

:thumb: :thumb:

[Kajinku]

E.V.I.L. brother TOOL... what control? I mean, we only have 2 new members for the moment:

- Asphaltcowboy (NO! Still no free dental plan!)
- LilleMartin (practice that evil laugh, my boy...)

Which means we are 6 now! BWAHAHAHAHAHAAAA!!!! FEAR US!! FEEEEAAAAAR US!!!!

xxviii: Eeeeeew, goat blood?! No way! No killing, just shaving! Yuk!
Now, ready to join us or not? :bad:

We will limit our group to 13 members. 13!!


BWAHAHAHAHAHAAA...aaaand stop! ;)

[asphaltcowboy]

ok.. no dental plan...

what about life insurance? would I get cover from injury by Death Ray? ;)

[TOOL]

E.V.I.L brother Kajinku, yes I know it is only a small number at the moment but it may grow very fast...

13 members... very appropriate for Friday the 13th ;)

watch out for asphaltcowboy though, that kid has an attitude!! :P pfffft calling us (or me?) second rate evil doers :!:

hey I just had an idea!! we can have a theme song :) I'm sure I could find some evil songs to match the evilness that is represented...

muhahahahahahahaharrrrrrrrrr
:bad:

[Kajinku]

Originally posted by asphaltcowboy
ok.. no dental plan...

what about life insurance? would I get cover from injury by Death Ray? ;)
*sigh* No, no life insurance. :cool:

You will get to shoot flames from your fingertips though...

[Kajinku]

Originally posted by TOOL
hey I just had an idea!! we can have a theme song :) I'm sure I could find some evil songs to match the evilness that is represented...

muhahahahahahahaharrrrrrrrrr
:bad:
Yeeees, a theme song... how nefarious... *imagines an EVIL army singing the theme song*

And what's that "rrrrrrr" after your evil laugh? Trying to sound sexy or something?

MWAHAHAHAHAHAHAAAAAAAAAAAA!!!!
(watch and learn) ;) :P

[TOOL]

no I'm not trying to act sexy!! the "rrrrrrr" after my evil laugh is a growly type thing!

speaking of growling... we could adopt a nice tune from a metal band as our theme, although that might not satisfy the group's needs :sigh:

[Soul]

http://www.awhiteflame.com/ticket.gif

- Soul :s:

[TheOrangeOne]

BWahahahaha! nice work fellow brethren. Our evil ways are most evil. They are more evil than an evil stick beating an evil dog in the annual evil dog beating competionof eviliness. (held on a friday the 13th on the evil hell-moon of the evil galaxy)

are number is 6. maybe we should form three evil groups, each with 6 members? (6.6.6.)

[TheOrangeOne]

ohhhh, like the ticket soul. But it is not evil enough. make it eviler i say. EVILER!

[jonster]

Is there a cola machine at the base?

[TheOrangeOne]

yes there is a coke machine at the E.V.I.L base. Is behind the door marked "Certain Doom"

[jonster]

Is it coke or pepsi? I wanna know if I'll get fanta (yay) or tango (not as yay)...

[TheOrangeOne]

yes, just walk in front of the giant death laser
*evil titter*

[PierceG]

I don't want to join. True evil does not require the support or backing of others.
I could never share my evil power.....

[jonster]

You didn't answer my question
*shakes fist angrily*
:angry:

[TOOL]

oh Soul, even though my E.V.I.L brother theorangone wants the ticket eviler, I think you did an awesome job :thumb:

wanna join the clan? ;)

[TheOrangeOne]

Originally posted by Pierce Gleeson
I don't want to join. True evil does not require the support or backing of others.
I could never share my evil power.....
*shakes fist*

curse you. CURSE YOU I SAY!

;)

[TheOrangeOne]

Originally posted by TOOL
oh Soul, even though my E.V.I.L brother theorangone wants the ticket eviler, I think you did an awesome job :thumb:

wanna join the clan? ;)
I think the ticket is wicked. Thinking about it, it is deceptivly non-evil. Deceptivness is the mark of true evil :evil:

join us soul! we need you evil ticket producing skills :)

[TOOL]

join ussssssss *said like a zombie*

good point orangeone about deception being the key to true evil and whoever suggested we have 3 groups with each group having 6 members, well done :thumb:

there's a radio station here with the code thingy as 666 :!: thats a talk back government funded station anyway...BLAH EVIL!!!!!

[Kajinku]

BWAHAHAHAHAAAAA!!!! Yeeeeeeees, how evil... 666 is a good plan, fellow E.V.I.L. brothers. *eyes turn red*

What is this Fanta you're speaking of? Blood is what we drink! YEEEES! Blood with bubbles! Thirsty...

And Pierce Gleeson, pray... pray hard for what you've said! mmmm...MMMM....MWAHAHAHAHAHA!!!

Oh, and Soul, you're slowly going to the dark side... sehr gut... SEHR GUT!! :bad:

[fester8542]

You guys definitly need everybodys favorite neighborhood serial killer.

Count me in

:evil: :evil:

[TOOL]

lol @ Kajinku's post ahhhhh

welcome aboard fester but you must produce an evil laugh to join, something along the lines of Kajinku's - good example of what an evil laugh is supposed to be like

[Kajinku]

Originally posted by fester8542
You guys definitly need everybodys favorite neighborhood serial killer.

Count me in

:evil: :evil:
Aaah, Fester, my boy... you're the perfect person to join our group! Now destroy! Drink blood with bubbles! AND LAUGH!!

BWAHAHAHAHAAAAA!!

[fester8542]

Mwuhaaaaaaa haaaaaaaa haaaaaaaaaa


Can I go kill people now?

[TheOrangeOne]

we need an evil army of monkeys! (this image has been posted before, but the thread was DELETED! grr *shakes fist*) http://www.chronosquare.com/emi/emi.gif

[Kajinku]

Yes Fester, cruel something, go kill! Destroy! PEE INTO THE WIND!!

Deleted?! No!! Kirupaville is already trying to destroy us!

FEAR KIRUPAVILLE FEAR

Release the monkeys Dr. Orange! Or Golgi... :evil:


EDIT: Err, Orange? Deleted?
http://www.kirupaforum.com/forums/showthread.php?s=&threadid=25655&perpage=15&pagenumber=3

OK, Kirupaville, you've been warned... we will stop the attack... for now.

[T-O]

sweet ad me to the "EVIL" list of "EVIL" crew. because we are "EVIL" and i am "EVIL."

[TheOrangeOne]

wow! its back! Maybe there was an error in kirupa earlier, because it defiantly disappeared. TOOL can back me up on this ;)

perhaps the evil power contained within, caused the server to go slightly mad? MWAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAkittens


*edit* just found this: http://www.stuffonfire.com/about/daver/

[TOOL]

uh orangeone, wrong thread! there was another one titled "Pixel Explosion Tutorials" and that was the one that was deleted - not the one Kajinku posted the link to

[TheOrangeOne]

*edit* Ah! so the original evil thread was deleted, but our evilness had already leaked to other threads! BWAHAHAHAHA!

(note for the ininformed: There was a thread called pixel explosion tutorials. This is where the E.V.I.L started (i think). That thread was mysteriously deleted this morning.)

[TOOL]

well there seems to be more than one... you first started it in the browser problem thread, but remember golgi and you came along and sabotaged my Pixel Explosion thread - don't worry about the sabotage, all is good ;)

but it was definitely deleted, evidence? post count went down

[Kajinku]

Hm, we *need* to have a mod in our group... just in case... :bad:
And if he or she fails to co-operate, we'll have more blood to share... hargh hargh harg...

[TOOL]

if we can get Soul to join, I'm sure he'll be able to get Kit to join ;)

Oh Soul... we need you... :beam: :bad:

[thoriphes]

so what exactly are you guys gonna do? ;)

[Soul]

Don't use me :P

[Kajinku]

Originally posted by thoriphes
so what exactly are you guys gonna do? ;)
We? Oh, nothing special... join us and find out... it's all so happy, all so wonderful over here.





MWAHAHAHAHAHA.... fool... :bad:

[TOOL]

you have so much potential Soul!

[Kajinku]

Originally posted by TOOL
you have so much potential Soul!
yeah... to be OUR SLAVE!!!! *FEAR*!!!!
BWAHAHAHAHAHAAAAAAA!!!!!

[TOOL]

shhhhhh Kajinku!! remember deception is the key! ;)

[Kajinku]

(continued)...HAHAHAHAHAHAhahahahaha... Oh, right...

Ahem, oh, Soooouuuul... come come come come... hargh hargh

[TheOrangeOne]

Originally posted by thoriphes
so what exactly are you guys gonna do? ;)
Evil things. Evil things of Evilness. yes.



fear us

[Whippersnapper]

Wiping cut the human race! That's a
great idea! But it's more of a long
term thing -- right now we have to
focus on more immediate goals.
(sudden whisper)
I didn't say a word about "you know what".

[TheOrangeOne]

but if we wipe out the human race we will have no-one to enslave and kiss our feet! :evil:

[Whippersnapper]

YOU KNOW WHAT IT IS, THE "ARMY OF THE TWELVE MONKEYS"? IT'S A COLLECTION OF NATURE KOOKS WHO RUN A STORE DOWNTOWN. SPACE-CASE DO-GOODERS SAVING RAIN FORESTS. I HAVE NOTHING TO DO WITH THOSE BOZOS ANYMORE. I QUIT BEING THE RICH KID FALL GUY FOR A BUNCH OF INEFFECTUAL BANANAS. SO MUCH FOR YOUR GRAND PLOT!

[TheOrangeOne]

http://www.forum.rahindeed.com/images/smiles/wtf.gif

[Mik3]

i'll join, but only for the dental plan, life insurance, monthly checks, free pens, and all sorts of that stuff!

Im in!

[TheOrangeOne]

yes ok, you can have your dental plan, life insurance, monthly checks and free pens. They are right there, in the room marked "certain death"

*evil titter*

[Whippersnapper]

I saw the monkey's with guns and swords and I thought about the Army of 12 Monkeys in the Movie "12 Monkeys"

[TheOrangeOne]

ah! i see. very evil........

[asphaltcowboy]

useless.. the lot of ya ;)

[Kajinku]

Originally posted by Whippersnapper
I saw the monkey's with guns and swords and I thought about the Army of 12 Monkeys in the Movie "12 Monkeys"
You know what would be *super* evil? Don't join... ;) :P

[nobody]

i wanna play